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>>10361928
>Webms with sound
>>>/wsg/1046108
>Previously on /dbt/
>>14976710
SUPER EUROMEET 29-31 JULY SLOVENIA
Be there or be a faggot
The americans are doing it too:
SUPERAMERIMEET at YAHOO for info
>>14978624
What are the main differences between the CBR 300 and the CBR 500? I'm considering buying my first motorcycle, any recommendations?
>pic related
just a friendly reminder harley-davidson bikes are LITERALLY shit
>>14978646
200
but actually go for the 500.
Where do I find a hipster to sell my old beaten up leather jacket?
>>14978649
We meme thread now
>>14978681
craigslist
offerup
ebay
Where do I get 90's leathers
>>14978681
Why not just break in your own leather jacket?
>>14978718
What?
Don't trip the OP, for dicks sake.
>>14978728
same tbh2
>>14978722
Buy a quality leather jacket and wear it and break it in yourself
>>14978740
What the fuck are you talking about.
>>14978740
he's trying to sell his jacket ya dingus
>>14978681
Fleabay retard. Bought my classic biker jacket for 50 dollars on there. Dude bought it in Germoney back in 2000 and just wanted it to go to someone who would use it more than he ever did.
>>14978747
>>14978748
That's what I get for half ass reading.
Carry on gentleman, nothing to see here
>>14978750
that's what I did for mine. love the rocker look but it is cooler than me.
>>14978756
>but it is cooler than me.
So are the Teletubbies though.
>>14978755
It's ok it happens.
I dunno if I should sell it tough I'm kinda fond of it.
daily reminder that honda a shit
>>14978772
post pics
>>14978764
I won't argue that.
>>14978772
It's fun breaking um in though. When I got my last one it was a bit stiff so I'd always go ride in the rain and such just to get it super snug and feel right.
Just toss it in the closet, never know when you'll need an extra leather jacket man
>>14978784
Acerbis hollywood
It is a proven fact that Aprilia makes the fastest and funnest bikes
>>14978798
You misspelled Harley
>>14978798
should've got a dorso
>>14978811
seconded
>>14978798
>shiver
>not an RXV 550
>not a dorsoduro
5.5/10
Is there a thing I could buy or rent that would allow me to raise the motorcycle to make maintenance easier? Must be possible to use outside and cannot fix it to floor. Centrestand just isn't enough, and no space for a lift bridge. Am willing to niggerrig.
>>14978822
Eh, dorso had the >muh'tard> tax
Plus i actually have a comfy seat...
>>14978822
RVF/RSV are in my wet dreams
>>14978847
>Have you even seen motoGP?
Get stands, nigger
Or do ad that zone idiot did and hang your bike
>>14978847
two straps that go to the roof of your house together with a pulley sistem
So any reason not to get an Indian roadmaster in Diamond blue as my dd?
>>14978875
any legitimate reasons? no
subjective, sure.
>>14978875
No. Post pics when you do
>>14978882
Is so pretty and comfortable. Best parts is its not an every day hardly ableson
>>14978882
It's indian
Ask the KTM guy what that means
>>14978885
>Kkk approves
Reason enough
>>14978893
What ktm guy?
I haven't heard anything but good stuff about the new Indians. Do you have any legitimate proof of anything wrong with them, or just parroting and opinions?
>it's gonna take a month to ship my boots
>not even to get them they're gonna ship them to me NEXT MONTH
But then again they're like 50€ cheaper than anywhere else.
Do it?
Earplugs. Do you just use the cheap squishy ones, or some more expensive alien dildo shaped ones?
>>14978935
yes
>>14978936
cheap ones thousand a pack for 10 bucks
>>14978936
>riding with earplugs
hahaha
>>14978936
the ones that vibrate and get moist
>>14978936
What?
>>14978936
>he doesnt want to hear his bike
>>14978875
>38 gallons of storage
Yes please
What do you guys think of nighttime highway rides?
>>14978798
how reliable are they? don't think i've ever seen any shit talked about them
>>14978905
Nothing...
I personally do not like them...
>>14978990
Highway rides in general are shit.
>>14978936
Cheap and squishy because comfort and pretty much highest dB reduction you're going to get from plugs. Buy the ones in bulk that come in little packaged pairs. Keep a few in your jacket pockets/tank bag/top box etc. You'll always have a pair around. Doesn't matter if you lose them. You'll have clean ones to give to any pillion qt's.
>>14978990
Is like riding at day, but with less lights!
>>14978936
I wear a Shoei Neotec and have a pretty good screen so I don't have a problem but I used to wear Shure SE215 earphones on my sports tourer with triple flange tips that go half way to your brain.
If you want straight sound attenuation while maintaining situational awareness, go to a music shop (for musicians, not HMV) and buy attenuating earplugs, they evenly deaden sounds across the frequency range so you can enjoy your engine sounds without going deaf from them or the wind.
>>14978964
>>14978984
It's called avoiding hearing loss. Between flying on helicopters for a living and riding I would be deaf in a year if I didn't wear earplugs all the time.
>>14978990
good stuff, though rural byways > highways
>>14978990
I do it almost on the daily. It's meh unless you're flying past everything at nearing twice their speed. And at that point, it's pretty damn dangerous.
>>14978984
>thinking you can't hear through ear plugs
>>14978990
if it's around the city it's cool, if you're out in BFE with no lights, it sucks.
>>14978990
When I get my motorcycle running I'm planning in using it as a daily driver, when I come home from work at night I already have to deal with dumbass deer trying to commit vehicular suicide. I'll be damned if one tries to run in front of my motorcycle. I'm more afraid of animals on the road than people.
>>14978646
200 cc probably...
>>14978996
No problem, everyone has lines amd dislikes. What's indian have to do with ktm though?
>>14978990
I do most of my leisurely riding at night, more comfy, but I'm more cautious due to party scene
>>14978990
Generally I hate them but I had a truly magical moment last year:
>Warm summer night
>Heading home
>Hit a stretch of motorway with LED cat's eyes
>The Game Has Changed pops up in my playlist
>Enjoy a truly Tron-like ride
>>14979003
Been riding for 19 years, never worn earplugs, no hearing loss either, last had my hearing tested in march.
>>14978984
earplugs only cancel out the high, damaging noises like the wind noise and shit. you will hear your engine and your surroundings still
>>14978990
Comfy as fuck
>with the right gear and music
>>14978992
The bike is mechanically really sound
The v-twin is as stronk as you'd expect it, with the expected /soul/ and character of italian bikes
The electronics are bullshit
>this morning the reserve light decided to off itself
>>14979017
That's cute but that's not the way it is for everyone, a LOT of people have encountered hearing loss from riding.
>>14979004
This
>>14979017
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>14979025
>this morning the reserve light decided to off itself
That's called Italian Soul®™
>>14978997
>>14979004
Is there any way to find good scenic roads near me?
>scenic farm road near me named Coffin Road
>ride down it, have a blast
>learn a few days later that there was a dead body dumped there
>Coffin Road
>>14979035
>>14979032
this
>>14979013
I just don't feel the fuckhueg landbarge appeal, especially when their motors are nothing to write home about
>>14979041
google maps or just go exploring
>>14979013
>hat does an indian have to do with a ktm though
this to be honest, now im curious too.
>>14979049
It's a great way to cross the country and take long road trips.
It has the largest and most powerful Vtwin in production. It's not a bad bike.
Again, have you rode one or just opinions without any actual experience?
>>14979036
The cocking bastard even had the nerve to come back on as the engine was putting to a halt
At least i drained the tank, i guess...
>fill 'er up with 100octane
>roars considerably happier
I swear that thing sometimes has a mind of it's own
>and i love her for that
>>14979061
I don't think anyone on dbt has ridden a roadmaster m80
>>14978987
>tfw no indian
>>14979068
So just a typical parrot. Gotcha
>>14979073
Look at that every day and make your dream come true mang
>>14979052
Hey mudkip, wanna buy a Clarke 4.0 gallon natural colored fuel tank?
>>14979073
>roadmaster>any harley touring bike
>>14979080
that's the goal, although I just saw this and I really want it
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5568685330.html
>>14979073
Get one nigga. It's only 30k
>>14979061
Test rode a couple, never owned one
The twin is sweet, but it's letargic as fuck
The bike feels clumsy and small manouvers will have you swimming in molasses
Once it gets going it's really comfy, though i didn't dig the seating position
>>14979081
not really, i already have an IMS 4 gallon
>>14979085
I still would rather have a CVO electra glide tbqh family
>>14979098
It's still something I'd chose over a goldwing any day
I'm worried the boots I want might be too bulky for my itty bitty baiku.
What if they're too think for my gear shifter and too stiff to move my feet on the rear brake?
WHAT THEN?
GOD I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>14979094
>As much as an italian concept bike
Wew lad
What are the signs that you need to rebuild your brake master cylinder or caliper?
Brembos are an original part on my bike, and they're known for being a bit soft. I've done the normal fixes like drilling extra holes in the banjo bolt, and I got it to firm up a bit today but I still don't have the rock solid lever feel like I do with the Nissins on my other bike. If I do NOT lose pressure when holding in the lever does it mean all my seals are good?
>>14979111
>less power
>more common
>not as well built
>in can go on
Ur munnies though homie
>>14979121
It's not like that's a fuck ton of money.
>>14979120
You're gonna have to re-learn how stuff feels
Especially if you get mx boots
>>14979105
Damn, the dude i bought my xr600 from told me it was for the bike and threw it in for free, but it didn't fit, its for xr400s and later models xr250s.
>>14979094
>only 30k
>to a guy who rode a 800$ shit bike
bruh
>>14979127
there's no good, rational reason for wanting the harley, I just want a harley.
also the CVOs are pretty rare
>>14979004
do people ever flash their lights at you since you dropped that LED into the halogen housing?
>>14979134
well if 30k is nothing to you, why don't you send me 600 bucks?
or at least 200?
>>14979134
I'd still get the bimota, though
>and paint it red
>and add green leds
>and skid alla the way to the weebcon
>>14979139
toss it up on ebay or see if impacts buddy wants it for his 250.
>tfw no fat tire yz450f
>>14979143
Have you ever been to a motorcycle rally? You'd think they were giving the CVO's away. It's a ridiculous amount of money for literally nothing special
>>14979150
You make a strong argument anon
>>14979152
I will forever and always desire that goddamn bike.
>>14979120
Your brake pedal and gear shifter are adjustable.
>>14979137
This. The first time I wore MX boots I couldn't even tell where my feet were but after a while it was fine.
>>14979149
nope, i just keep it aimed semi low so i dont blind everyone like a dick during the day
>>14979168
and if i would tell you that i could really use some money to make my license? :^)
>>14979067
>fill 'er up with 100octane
My Viffer only ran well above 98 octane, when I was in Italy, they only had 95 or 100 and I was running on fumes so I grit my teeth and bought 100, bastards charged me €1.98/l.
>>14979159
I believe it.
>tfw no cvo dyna
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcd/5529233203.html
>>14979154
trying to figure out why that would be a good thing to be honest.
>>14979169
It's a really cool design
>but i know it would be shit to ride
>and i already have a milechugger
![auction-hammer[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nBwqwjn.jpg "auction-hammer[1].jpg")
has dbt ever browsed estate auctions for bikes? find anything?
>>14979180
>harley-davidson
cuck
>>14979178
Yeah
Unless you know where to look it's pretty hard to get decent shit
>I have been riding on the bare minimum 96
>got a pity discount when they saw me dragg her to the station
>>14979176
Is there any dead zone in the middle? My housing is shit and casts blinding light fucking everywhere except for a streak right down the center.
I even tried aiming it down but it still shoots it way up into the sky too.
>>14979213
Aluminum foil and jbweld time, my nigga
>>14979181
with how the clay got when the rain started then continued for 4 days, a fat tire would have been a big help
>>14979213
two sided bulb for yours too yeah? try t ofigure out how to twist the indexing ring so the light isnt vertical. mine beat itself apart and when i glued to back together the bulb twisted and the dark spot seems to be gone
holy shit it's so fucking boring
>>14979261
have you gotten your a2 yet?
>>14979275
no your money still hasn't arrived
>>14979310
I blame donald trump for that. fucking up our international trade and shit
>>14979310
>inb4 you don't come to SEM (again) because nobike
Guy here trying to paint his gas tank purple. Should i put new Kawasaki decals or leave it just purple?
Kind of dont want to wait for them to arrive from ebay, forgot to order earlier
>>14979123
Pls respond
>>14979318
damn son
>>14979320
>mfw
>>14979358
>4chan still idolizes that doped up raghead
i mean i can understand europe's affinity, but the rest of us should be a little more discriminating with our affiliation
>>14979366
2bh I wasn't around when this all happened, I don't idolize anyone, I just knew that there was an "we're all going to make it, brah" image that I found fitting.
>>14979366
>raghead
>discriminating
i c wut u did ther
>>14979377
you have to appreciate the irony of a palsied german nestled in the warm embrace of an upstanding arab gentleman
>>14979388
>upstanding arab gentleman
he was from russia tho
>>14979366
>2016
>natty lifting
enjoy ur no gainz
dbt, how do you feel knowing you will never be this cool?
https://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/mcy/5554897263.html
>>14979405
>https://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/mcy/5554897263.html
that guy looks like a massive fuck boy
>>14979405
I just can't
>>14979347
please respond
>>14979432
put new stikers on
>tfw riding to forget feels
>take a break somewhere nice to see the sunset
>a couple arrives and starts making out next to me
Any italians on tonight?
>>14979458
Ayyy, mamma miiiia!
But no.
>>14979448
Okay elliot.
I like that pic tho.
>>14979464
Oh well, maybe it's worth something if you're german.
Go check out valerisport.it, I found gear that was out of stock everywhere and it has the cheapest prices I've seen around, I'm talking 50€ less than the average.
>>14979448
at least you still have a bike ;_;
>>14979458
>poolentone
>>14979480
>fake italian
Kraut pls
>>14979448
>watching city lights on top of parking garage
>chad drives up in his chadmero with stacy and parks a few spaces down from me
I was just leaving anyway
>>14979489
AKCHUALLY I'm italian since I have an italian citizenship
:^)
>>14979511
>banging
>in a camaro
list of things that are easy: not that
>>14979469
I wonder how Portugal anon is doing after he almost killed his gf. Hope he didn't sell his bike.
>>14979526
What happened?
>>14979521
Then explain to me why you still don't have a bike.
>>14979526
>he almost killed his gf
what?
do tell
>>14979536
because I don't have enough money to buy the bike i want
and no A2
>>14979526
He had a minor crash with his gf on the back. Think he freaked out a bit at the idea of possibly getting her hurt. You wouldn't want to damage a fine little body like that though so it's understandable.
>>14979524
Sorry, next time I'll make sure to stick around and see how he does it.
>>14979545
sell body for LeSegs or sell a kidney and become hasbike and hasA2
>>14979545
Nigger you can get a 1k bike and resell it after sem
>>14979545
>no A2
yo I wanted to do my A2 and asked in my facebook riding group with around ~300 peepz in it
some guys paid 600 fucking € my driving instructor told me around 200 did he lie?
>>14979551
how much do I get for a kidney
sounds good.
>>14979554
NO DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME IT TAKES ME TO GET EVEN CLOSE TO ONE THOUSAND UROPS?
I'D HAVE TO SAVE OVER A YEAR AGAIN TO GET THAT MONEY BACK
>>14979549
what a fucking cuck I knew he'd never be able to keep up with the kool kidz from the dbt
>>14979554
This. Buy YBR125, change the oil, ride to SEM, crash it, ride home and sell it.
I'm looking for a solid bar end mirror that will fit an 05 r1. Anyone have some recommendations?
>>14979574
>I'D HAVE TO SAVE OVER A YEAR AGAIN TO GET THAT MONEY BACK
I told you to resell it senpai
>>14979574
>>I'D HAVE TO SAVE OVER A YEAR AGAIN TO GET THAT MONEY BACK
You do realize you can just resell the throwaway SEM bike for pretty much the same money?
>>14979581
>>14979580
no that's not how it works
I mean look what happened to FKGs bike
Anybody ever tried to get in contact with RS Taichi? My suit popped a seam and I've only worn it for a couple hundred miles.
Sent em an email and a Facebook message, no response :/
>>14979584
>implying his bike didn't increase in value after the crash
>>14979584
Nigga I was there IRL to inspect the damage to his bike
Just fucking buy a GS 500 or something, it'll be worth maybe 1.5k before and 1k after you crash it.
>>14979595
>GS 500
>the i2 meme
>the ultimate meme bike
>>14979594
well that's true.
>>14979615
Is that a backpack or is it just a water bladder?
>>14979615
i2 best
>>14979623
but... muh thumper
>>14979620
no idea
>>14979623
i2 is a shit
either thumper or 4
3 sounds bad
i2 sounds lame
v2 is ok when not on croosers
>>14979623
>Ptwin fags believe this
>>14979648
>3 sounds bad
Objectively false, 3 is second only to V4 as the best layout.
I want to sell my bike but at the same time i just can't bring myself to do it..
>tfw became emotionally attached to a machine
>>14979648
> t. expert who has ridden all of those engine configurations at high displacements
>>14979648
the sound isnt really dependent on the cylinders but the ignition point though.
see Husqvarna Nuda.
>>14979669
:^))
>>14979661
no
3 sounds like shit. not farty enough.
>>14979694
Also 270 vs 360 degree ptwins.
>>14979696
What shit 3 cyls are you riding?
what bike is this?
>tell someone on youtube to learn to ride
>they ask why you're saying that when you don't have a bike
>reply with model you own
>"sure you do, video or its not true mr video game channel"
>upload video of bike with a note with his username written on it, telling him not to make retarded assumptions
FUCKING REKT
>>14979664
>Machine
She loves you more than any woman ever will
>>14979694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39DqimMJKL8
man this thing is amazing
>>14979710
Katana.
>>14979710
Suzuki Katana 1100
>>14979716
>boxer
>katana
>>14979710
katana 400
>implying god didn't ride in knee ddown on a gixer
>>14979711
>putting that much effort into a YouTube comment
No anon, it is you who got reckt.
>>14979702
>me
>riding bikes at all
kek
I just looked at YouTube videos of various 3
>>14979694
this is a pretty stupid question now pls no hate, but would, if all 4 cyl fire at the same time, an i4 sounds like a thumper then?
>>14979702
>tfw thinking about downgrading to a cb350
>>14979727
Feels good when they don't reply but the views go up. Little fucktard got what he deserved.
Not like I have anything better to do lol.
>>14979587
pls respond
>>14979714
yeah its a pretty unique beautiful bike.
i wonder if anybody ever went through the trouble of making an I4 sound like a V4.
>>14979723
>has literally no idea what a boxer is
>>14979725
>implying good isn't the ultimate hoon on a Maico 700 two smoke supermoto
>>14979723
U fucking wot m8? It's a fucking i4.
>>14979735
>implying the drawing doesn't look like a boxer
i'd like to apologize for not having an encyclopedic knowledge of shitbikes
>>14979728
This is know as a "big bang" firing order, it's common on race bikes and I know the R1 uses it, and no it still sounds like an I4, but a bit angrier.
>>14979744
>being baited this hard
>>14979711
>watch walkaround video of some memer with his WR450
>he crammed a 170 (or some shit like that) cross section tire on there for some reason and has massive chicken strips
>make a comment asking him why he would bother with such a large tire if he obviously isn't using all of it
>"why would I use knobby dirt tires when I ride on the street most of the time?"
>this came right after a video of him washing out when he hit the grass
>he would obviously benefit from a better tire off-road and it would make no difference on road due to his lack of turns
>nigga has no idea what a dual sport tire is
>I guess he thinks you have to either use a race knobby or a supersport tire
>>14979756
Typical YT people.
Just realized the guy doubtng my bike ownership is the same one that crashed his R6 into the back of the truck after he failed to navigate a slight turn and blamed the wind. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>14979749
Get out.
>>14979728
If they all had independent exhaust pipes then it would probably sound similar.
>>14979752
I don't think any I4s actually have all 4 firing at the same time, but just a little closer together.
>>14979762
which one?
>>14979736
>implying god isn't a Triumph Rocket III
>>14979767
>I4s actually have all 4 firing at the same time
That would shake like nothing you've ever seen
>>14979752
isnt big bang 2 cylinders at once at an 180° angle?
ALL at once seems a bit silly to me.
>>14979752
The R1 just has an uneven firing order, not a bang like you're thinking of. The closest to what hes talking about are some of the MotoGP bikes that fire 2 cylinders at once.
>>14979774
I'd rather not link the video. Basically he target fixated on a truck and ran into it, didn't even try to turn. He then blamed the wind for "blowing him into the other lane."
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ccf_1462280879
Man that's some shitty target fixation
>>14979784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oZapEvK0xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oZapEvK0xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oZapEvK0xE
kek
>>14979791
Yes, thats the one. THIS guy is trying to talk shit to me lmfao. He replied instantly the last few times, but hasn't replied since I uploaded a video for him. I asked if the wind blew him away from his computer. We'll see if he ever replies.
>>14979797
Lel
Not gonna lie he's a shitty rider but after a spill I wouldn't be too mean to him.
>>14979791
weeeeeeeeeaaaaa oh my god aaaah oh my god aaaaaah aaaaah aoh fuck oooh fuck ooooh fuck ooooooh shit oooooooh uuuuh oh my god this hurts fucking shit oooooh oooooh ooooooooooooh uuuuuhaaa uhaha aaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaooomygod uhh pffuuu aaa aaaaaaAAAA AAA ahaha oh my god aaaa aaa a oooh my god this hurts uh uh uh uhow aaaa aaaaoooowww uh uh uwwwwhhhh uwhhhh uhuhuh uuhhhhhhhhh owweee
>>14979812
OWWEEE!
>>14979795
ahaha shit what the hell was THAT?
His yelling reminds me of that dude who hit a deer and then yelled help for 5 minutes before calling his mom.
V-logger are hilarious.
>>14979784
>I'd rather not link the video
I doubt your story post link to your bike video, this vid has been reddit tops all day
>>14979795
>I did luckily have time to hit the brakes
>hit the brakes
>luckily
>hit
>the
>brakes
>>14979791
the more I watch this video, the more I think this man doesn't know how to turn
Was he even going that fast because I know highways tend to space out their markers
>>14979827
He really fucking doesn't, there's like zero wind right there and it's just a shitty target fixation situation.
He's just a bad rider lel
>>14979824
watch out boys, we got us a REDDIT EXPERT here. got the real deal coming through, make sure to toss him a couple upvotes
>>14979791
>wind blew me
>my hand hurts its numb
>luckily had time to hit the brakes
not very coherant but considering the circumstances I'll let it slide.
>just like he did
m8's should I get brown or black wingtips for my next nicer shoe
>>14979811
If he's feeling good enough to post the video of him crashing to YouTube then you can definitely talk shit to him.
>>14979749
Then why are you making such outstanding claims when you have no idea what you're talking about?
>>14979752
I believe it's called a crossplane engine
>>14979845
because it looks like a boxer, you fuck! kek!
>>14979795
the 911 clouds top fucking kek
>>14979842
80% of /dbt/ content is straight from reddit, why not use the source
>>14979843
neato
>>14979842
Good point dude.
>>14979858
Actually I saw it on liveleak first. I don't visit leddit.
>>14979795
>>14979791
>complaining about his friend going "fast"
>because he doesn't know how to ride he assumes other people can't handle it
Fucking retards like that are the ones that lead to excessively low speed limits or call me "reckless" for leaning more than 3° even when it is well within my limits.
>>14979840
Red Wing work boots or Iron Rangers or gtfo
Wish I wasn't poor so I could buy an MT-07 and ride it around my beautiful country.
>>14979866
i don't like you, but iron rangers are the shit.
>>14979843
>did the wind blow you away from your cumputer
Pftahaha
>>14979843
holy balls your yt channel is 9 years old. nice hypermotard tho
>>14979664
>>>14979594
gaymao
>>14979874
>>14979880
goddammit
>>14979864
No these are the guys you see on demo rides going slow as death on the twisties and unable to keep a line if their lives depended on it.
>tfw wasn't able to lean an r6 because some dumb cunt couldn't go 45 in a turn marked 50
>>14979791
AAAAAAHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOODDDDD AAAAAHHHHHHH AAAAAAHHHHHHH OOOWWWWWW AAAAAAAHHHHHHH *SOBBING* AAAAAAHHHH
>>14979887
Cool motard tho bro. I like you
This fag has just been obliterated in the comments
Squid Logic, a play in three acts
Act I perfectly straight road
"Sucks I can't speed here"
Act II gentle right turn target fixates and eats shit in a section of road shielded from wind
"IT WAS THE WIND THAT BLEW MY AERODYNAMICALLY OPTIMIZED MOTORCYCLE INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC"
Act III
"OWWIIIEEEE"
Epilogue The protagonist's insurance pays for another squid machine with which to tempt his fate with terrible technique. No lessons are learned.
>>14979887
what'd they steal from you m8
>>14979895
<3
>>14979897
It was a friend of mine that had an expensive fishtank stolen off her front porch.
>>14979795
reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLFrDSap-pU
>>14979913
Why the fuck did she have an expensive fish tank on her front porch?
>>14979900
m8 you got an obsession
>>14979914
>came in too fast
>didn't think he could lean the bike "aggressively" enough to make the corner
my fucking sides
>>14979887
Bless you drunk hypermotoguy
>>14979664
>660 motard
>i just can't bring myself to do it..
Of course you can't anon. Yamaha's 660 platform is the best thing to come out of Nippon since Tentacle Grape(TM).
I remember being a newbie on something similar and going WOT on second gear on 2km rpms and almost being thrown off the bike. Shit was cash as fuck, inline fours don't do that. I sure miss it.
>>14979664
Are you in the US
>>14979914
This never fails to make me laugh my ass off.
>>14979914
Saw this in the related videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSVUkAUBX2M
>truck slowing down visible from a mile away
>retard speeds up to him oblivious of him and then ABS saves him as he slams on the brakes at the last second
>"Got muh emergincee braking on lock m8"
