>Post car
>and Deepest Secret
>>14974547
volvo s60, I once killed a man.
I'm a NEET loser
92 Corolla
I'm a furfag, and once used the bolt from my Savage Hog Hunter as a prostate massager.
BMW 330xi
I am into cuckolding
>>14974547
I have a mustang and I'm not a boomer.
>Miata
>Licked my tip once
94 talon tsi awd, 94 talon es, 08 caliber csrt4
I kiss girls
>>14974946
Ron?
>>14974935
Should've seen that coming. I guess if I ever slide it into the ditch or pedestrians I'll make a thread about it. Not gonna happen though because I'm not a retard.
>>14974968
>bought a Mustang
>not a retard
pick one.
>>14974975
Easy bus rider
>>14974990
*rolls eyes*
Just fucking with you. Mustangs are easy to mock, but they're decent cars.
2013 SRT8
>>14975007
and your deepest secret?
2003 Subaru Legacy
I'm a weeaboo with over 5k in merchandise.
2005 SRT-4
Killed people for money
>>14975004
Well thanks I guess
>>14975017
It's actually a v6 with full SRT8 badging, rims, and spoiler ;_;
>2015 ecoboost
>sometimes I wish I had never met my wife but then realize that she's not the problem, I'll just never really be happy, ever
>>14975050
Could've bought a 5.0 had you not have to pay for the wedding.
>>14975050
I know that feel anon. I love my wife but sometimes I wonder if I'm better off alone.
>>14974896
OH SHIT. When did this happen?
>>14974547
>01 Accord V6
>sometimes I get the urge to run across the median and hit people head on
>>14975072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M
>>14975090
Your newfag is showing.
>>14974896
Honestly a nigger's wet dream
2012 Ford Focus SE Hatchback 5 speed
>I once tried to off myself but the only reason I didn't was I didn't want to leave my cat alone
>My cat has literally been the only thing keeping me going.
>2008 Honda Civic
>after years of waking up crying my wife finally told me that her estranged father used to rape her, and that's why she's all fucked up. I used a friend at the DMV to find out where he lived and drove an entire state over to his house at night, knocked on his door and beat the ever loving fuck out of him with a baseball bat.
>I hope she never tries to reconcile with him and he recognizes me.
>>14975050
Sounds rough, I would recommend psych treatment, it might help. Couldn't hurt.
>>14975181
All you niggahs need psych.
2012 Civic Si
I fucking love anime. None of my friends know. The only person who knows and watches it with me is my girlfriend.
I'm a construction worker so I literally can't tell any of my coworkers or my friends.
97 ranger
At times I miss my Geo metro. I love the fiesta and MX5, and I am completely straight somehow.
2015 GTI
Only one in entire/extended family with no GF and am madly attracted to beautiful shemales.
Meh could be worse.
99 E320
Afraid I'll run into my first love who I parted with under unfortunate circumstances not under our control. I'm in a relationship now but I think I would be likely to leave in such a situation.
>>14975004
Reddit fucking leave reeeee
>>14975897
>first love
Not sure if youre talking about another car
17 second camaro, I think spongebob squarepants is the funniest goddamn show since merrie melodies.
>>14975916
Lol, I can see how that could be misconstrued. I am speaking of a romantic relationship with a woman.
>>14975934
Bruh you just need to learn how to shift.
>Toyota Tacoma
>I haven't kissed a woman in six years
>rc 350
>i eat my cum after masturbating
>>14975989
Naw bruh I need to learn how to launch, I shift fine.
>>14976019
Holy fuck, I could beat you in my stock f250 with a fucking reaction time like that
>>14975050
#Subaruwrxfanhere contemplating suicide
>>14974547
Nissan 300ZX (Z32).
I'm a sissy/trap who's too poor to afford gender reassignment.
>>14976019
Wait are you left?? I thought you said 17.. 12.3 isn't bad for a DD.
>>14976040
Ironically, it was a stock F-350 in the right lane. Also, it was regular timing so the RT didn't matter.
>>14976068
It's a Chevy Camaro ZL1
97 Mustang
I'm a loser upset with my life, yet somehow still managed to have a girlfriend and cheat on her.
>>14975096
I get that urge too.
Usually just like a big ass truck.
>>14975181
thats fucked up dude
get some friends or seek help.
>>14976097
So? What's your point? 12.3 is pretty average for that car.
>>14975042
first gen subaru legacy wagon
Every night when I go to sleep I pray that I won't wake up
>AE86
>basically beta orbited my way into making my GF break up with her older, financially secure ex over the course of a year
Not joking. The 86 came after all that and I didn't even watch the adventures of Takumi until much later. He drove a BMW not a Mercedes though, so points off there.
>>14975181
get a motorcycle mate.
You already have a death wish so why not have some fun when you die?
/o/ is just filled with a bunch of depressed people, huh? Why is everyone so mean to each other then?
>>14976211
Because bringing others down to our level is the only thing that gives life meaning.
>>14976211
Antidepressants for everyone!
I get the uncontrollable urge to fap to really fucked up shit on the deep web occasionally. Also, 100% depressed. In a depressed fit of rage I got hektik with this 2 ton goddess and shattered her hub carrier and wheel on a curb coming home from work one night.
I have NO idea how I was able to drive away from it, much less how I was able to drive it to my brother's to change the wheel and then again to my friend's garage where it immediately fell off and pushed the wheel into the fender well.
P i g f a t
*I'm buying a parts car on thursday so it's okay
>>14976287
Could be worse, you could have my fetish. I have no clue why and I fucking hate it, but diapered women get me off.
>>14976320
That's the one fetish I have a little trouble understanding. But child bestiality is pretty sweet. I think you have it better.
>>14976404
>child bestiality
How does that work, pray tell?
>>14976470
Take a wild guess.
>>14976627
I don't know man, kids fucking dogs? Dogs fucking kids?
>>14976643
Your answer is "yes"
04 s2k
>I cheat on my gf constantly
>I've gotten 2 women pregnant, but they had abortions
>I've fucked a sloot and saw my gf a few hours later
:/
>>14976828
Maybe break up with her
>>14976649
That sounds so hot. Underage pussy.
>>14976863
Nah, it's only natural
Pretty much every man I know has side pieces along with wifey. Somehow, keeps the bond stronger. There's no use only having one woman if you're a man, we are kinda built to have multiple women. It's natural.
>>14976880
Yeah well in that case I hope your girlfriend is fucking other guys behind your back as well to keep your 'bond stronger'
>>14976880
You're right, honestly. I can never bring myself to do it though. Whatever, I'm single now and turning down all the bitches because of depression and cars.
>>14976893
She's a woman, so it wouldn't make much sense for her to. As a guy though, it makes sense. Biologically speaking. She thinks I'm faithful and good to her (I am good to her), and I get my natural instincts out of the way without hurting her feelings. It's a win win.
>>14976897
Bro, when you find a chick you want to be wifey...DO IT. You're a man. You don't get pregnant, you have high sex drive, so get that shit out. The only thing couples get into fights over when it comes down to it is money and sex. Get the sex from elsewhere and if you have your own money and you'll have a spotless relationship. Monogamy is some stupid shit the west came up with to hold back men. Once you do it once, the guilt goes away and you realize how silly it is to feel guilty about it in the first place. Gotta keep that competitive anxiety up in your chick or she'll get bored and leave.
That I've been on this board for the last ten years lurking/posting on and off and pretended to own a Apex Silver Evo 8 from when I was 13-18 (I still probably have pics of it on a old hard drive). I only kept in touch with 7 or so people from /o/, and met up with 4 of them IRL. I'm 23 now.
(this moneypit i actually own)
Oh, and I'm probably unironically a sperg.
>>14975181
Get more cats, they're therapeutic animals
>>14976920
I'll try that when I get over depression and fix my car, and then import an R32. Once I finish the suspension tuning I'll probably look for a girl. Maybe.
>>14976863
Actually laughed pretty hard at that.
>>14976211
I take my frustration out on anyone I deem deserving of it.
Basically fanboys who can't appreciate anything that isn't what they like. Or just regular people in general.
There's a girl I had feelings for years ago, and she finally broke up with her cuck shitstain boyfriend a week ago. We hung out over the weekend, I consoled her in a non predatory way because I genuinely care about her, and I already know that she's had feelings for me as long as I've had feelings for her, so I didn't need to push it.
Anyways, we almost kissed but thought better of it, I don't want to complicate her life. I'm just afraid that she'll get back with her boyfriend, he's a real piece of work. I want her a lot too. She enjoys being driven around, and she knows all of my flaws and quirks and still wants me. I don't want her to commit to me forever, I just want one tiny blink of an eye that I can call her my own.
Also, I'm trying to fucking find a manual E39 540i to buy and until I do I'm stuck driving my mom's fucking 2002 ML320. I like Mercedes but holy shit did the krauts underwhelm me with this one.
Two things to blog about. Also, I fucking hate living in the big city right now and I want to either work on a campground or farm for a while, or travel back in time and drive the Saracens from the holy land.
I have never done a skid on a sealed road, only on my unsealed driveway (it's a long, curvy drive way on a hill)
>>14975050
Sometimes I wish I could leave my gf, but I wouldn't do well without her. Plus I love her family and they're really fond of me.
I'm still hung up on my first girlfriend (we started dating when I was 17, for 3 years). She left me and a year later I got together with my current gf, who is friends with my ex. I'm 23 now.
I only recently found out that my ex originally left me because she thought I'd be happier with someone else and it tears me up that she thought that. I loved her so much.
>>14975181
Can I see the cat? Also you should get some medical help or something.
>Totalled honda element
>i take off all my clothes before I poop (=
>>14975181
I'll be your friend anon. where do you live?
>>14975999
would you kiss a man?
I own 3 decent cars, a 2004 BMW 7 series, a 2004 Mercedes E class and a 2003 BMW 325i and I bought an E36 for my girlfriend
>i've gotten to drive my cars only for about 1.5 months since last June because I work abroad
>>14974547 89 Ford ranger
I once stuck a needle down my pee hole in 2nd grade
>>14976067
psychologist would be cheaper. or go to a church. not being a prick just trying to help.
>>14976054
things will get better bud. seek help.
>>14977002
Just messagr her why havent we fucked yet?
And then fuck her and be done she wont give a second fuck about u after and u get to bone the girl instead of being an emotional dildo
I drive a miata.
I'm in college for engineering and I severely hate my life and think about killing myself every night before bed, however the alcohol keeps me from going through with it.
96 Nissan hardbody. I'm transgender.
![0503160937[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GVXOt0m.jpg "0503160937[1].jpg")
>>14974547
1992 Ford Mustang
I'm addicted to the lottery.
>>14976097
its not
>>14975004
>*rolls eyes*
Kill yourself.
>>14978369
women and children first
This car is the only reason I've been getting laid
2015 Chevy Silverado
I had a child with my own sister, nobody knows it's inbred.
>>14979462
By drifters you then murder?
94 Firebird
I'm extremely lonely, bored with life, and want to die on a semi-regular basis.
>>14979534
Well, you do drive a 94 firebird
i wanna blow my brains out everyday
>>14978156
Why does your grill have to be cringey ?
Why are not dding on drag radials? It's fun
>>14976893
T. C U C K E D
C
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C
K
E
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>>14979485
can neither confirm nor deny
>01 grand cherokee
>staying with wife because she threatened suicide
>her sister tried to seduce me out of pity for wifes depression
>not my type (decent body and face, but tattoo'd to hell and dumb as brick)
>figured it'd make things worse for wife
>wish i hadn't white knighted and fucked sis-in-law for sport
jeep has a bad trans and blown head-gasket that i can't afford to fix, but wife has a new rav4 because i'm trying to keep her happy.
>>14974547
Jaguar x-type.
>I acid washed the headlights a week ago they're not foggy shit anymore.
I once ran into someone's parked car when I was drunk and drove off. Ripped the bumper off....
>>14976320
>Geo Metro
>Diaper fetish
I know that feel bro. I didn't ask to get off from being forced wear diapers and girl dresses, but I do.
>>14975818
That's seriously not that weird of a thing to like. I've mentioned to my coworkers that I'm a weeb and they don't really give a shit. It's not like you're a brony
>'92 Prelude
>Although I'm straight I can only really get aroused by very niche fetish porn that's seen as a little strange even by /d/ standards. I've never told anyone IRL about this, but needless to say it's very awkward when my friends talk about sex and 3d porn because I have zero experience with either. When I was younger and my parents worried about this sort of stuff they repeatedly told me it was OK if I was gay, and I had to vaguely reassure them I wasn't gay without really detailing how I knew.
>>14979707
>let her an hero
>acquire rav4
>????
>profit
>>14979820
what if...
>wife an heroes
>acquire rav4
>funeral bills
>mortgage
>sell rav4 to pay bills
>stuck with busted grand cherokee
>no more depressed, dependent, on demand puss
i tried selling the jeep but i was only offered $500 from some kid which is less than the local wrecking yard would offer. i know its not like a collectors car or anything, but i figured i would get at least a thousand out of it.
>>14979772
What's your fetish?
>pic
My gf loves me so much that she wants to get married and shit and I just go along with what she says because I don't want to make her sad. I used to be sincere when I said i could see us potentially getting married, but over the past half year I've slowly started losing feelings for her, but some times I'll get them back strong for a day or so. I'm gonna break up with her this summer wish me luck /o/.
>>14976054
Just take yourself down a back road
>>14977189
Lol same here buddy relax we have new girlfriends and cars we can do it well in life
2010 ISF
Been cheating on my girlfriend for the last 3 years. Why? I ask myself that question everyday..... She is perfect and everything I want in a girl, yet, I know I should break up with her because she deserves better but at the same time its nice having her at the same time, its kinda hard to explain.
I used to have a cocaine habit. I miss it.
>>14977202
Here ya go, m8.
>>14979908
There's a few, but they are all more or less involve powerful women, women eating, or both.
>vore (female pred)
>overeating/stuffing
>weight gain/BBW
>giantess
Vore is my biggest turn on though, so depending on who you ask I'm either one step above diaperfags like >>14976320 and >>14979741 or I'm a disgusting psychopath with a death fetish.
>>14975181
If your cat comes into my backyard I will shoot it, cats are a pest.
>>14980301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hfduh7xYc0
This?
>>14980306
Fuck off you tripfagging nigger
>>14976828
so what's the problem?
>>14980256
So you're an idiot. Okay then, glad we got that settled.
>i cant stop hitting the pussy
>how do i stop hitting the pussy
Stop hitting the pussy. Problem solved.
2014 Si
I love assplay
2000 chevy S10 I want to sell for a Vic.
I am sort of a furfag. I have a really deep secret that I cant tell on here.
>>14980306
Joke's on you, my cat's (>>14980286) an indoor cat.
>threatening someone's pet on the Internet
>probably also mentally unstable
You probably shouldn't be allowed to have firearms, fampai, and this is coming from another gun owner.
The only real girlfriend I've ever had & myself had a bit of a rough break-up 2.5 years ago, mostly caused by certain things (she was a WWF-fanatic, me a hunter, she used marijuana several times a week while I'm completely abstinent from everything, she wanted to move to a big city or to another country, while I wanted to live in a smaller place or ideally my hometown as thats where I have a pretty nice house in the future and chances on a pretty good job), and she said a lot of shit that I still "struggle with", like the way I look, that I'm a boring guy and so on, and although I know that a lot of it was just bullshit I've still not been considering the thought of being interested or dating someone, focusing my time and energy on work, studies, my car, fishing and all that stuff
1996 Toyota Corolla
I get off to fat MLP ponies.
>>14976113
>cheating
Kill yourself.
>>14980622
The only person you need to make happy is yourself. You do you buddy. I am proud of you, anf you should be proud of you too.
Slingbladeyouwillbehappy.jpg
>>14977207
>i take off all my clothes before I poop
Not that weird, I take my shirt off and only leave my pants on leg when I shit.
>Shirt off
Cause when I was little my brother was wearing a long shirt and shat all over the bottom of the shirt
>Pants on one ankle
Let's me stretch my legs open which spreads the cheeks. Makes less of a mess around the bum.
Protege 5
I like vaping. I don't even know why. I like the act of breathing out clouds. I feel like cancer every time I do it, but it's just so fun.
I hate smoking anything else though.
15 gt
After my best friend committed suicide I had an affair with his brother's wife.
>>14979585
Because you regret buying that Subaru?
>>14977447
Nigga what the FUCK
>>14974547
04 celica
jews did 9/11
![26166850003_large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SYRQIqm.jpg "26166850003_large[1].jpg")
Fucking other dudes' girlfriends is possibly my greatest joy in life
>>14980695
Do you wash your ass? Shower at times too?
>>14979534
I have an 87 of the same color, I'm mostly lonely, waiting for life to not be boring, and want to die on an exteremely regular basis lol
>>14980256
Fucking richfags reee. I hope you get killed by a brotruck, yes I'm drunk and mad.
>>14980622
I think you have your head on straighter. A clean head knowing what they want is far more respectable than a girl who subliminally knows that their life is going nowhere and needs to excite and justify it by flying off the handle.
>>14981300
Lie. But if its not, I hope I piss you off and you try to take me on the turns, you obese, uneducated cur.
>>14975117
I was thinking Home-Three Days Grace. I feel like my musical taste is off
![2015-08-10_19-00-29-640x427[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XSQwuj9.jpg "2015-08-10_19-00-29-640x427[1].jpg")
>>14981847
>I hope I piss you off and you try to take me on the turns
I got a racekar too. Chicks hate it though the truck pulls far more ass.
>>14979596
>Cringy grille
Wut
>Why are not dding on drag radials?
4000 mile trip and rain is a thing.
>>14978369
*kills self*
2005 e55 AMG
I convinced my mom to buy it for me after I crashed her 2014 Honda Accord she bought for me.
Also I masturbate to anime, and I'm a sad lonely KV.
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>>14982416
Switch to porn of girls who look like girls you know and cut down the frequency.
>>14977442
Nice cars, fellow baltic bro
I don't like my child. Sometimes I think about bailing.
Never hold girl/woman`s hand, 39 yo virgin.
e92 335
I'm 30 years old and have never had a girlfriend
Mitsubishi Mirage
Been with her three times, never took it further than kissing and touching. She doesnt know i still got my v card.
>>14979585
Should have gone with a 22b
>>14980301
Yeah mate, I'm a voraphiliac and macrophiliac. I know the feeling that my fetish will never come true.
>>14984751
>>14980301
>>14976320
>>14979741
What did you guys' parents fucking do to you? I mean there's some hope for all the guys who just have confidence issues but with all the niche porn available you guys are straight fucked and I want to avoid doing it to my kid.
>>14975181
I'd want to kill myself if I owned a 4-door Focus too.
>>14984823
Nothing really, never knew why. Psychiatrist said that it spurred from a lack of female intimacy. I am 19 having had 4 girlfriends, might be because I am sterile and can never be a father.
>>14975004
get out
Honda Fit
Kissless virgin that only loves 2D
>>14984751
>>14980301
>>14976320
>>14979741
>tfw simple omorashi fetish
Lucky me.
>>14974547
s2000
im a furfag who drives with his yiffsuit on and the top down
>>14975818
Fugg, at least you have a girlfriend and you share a hobby with her...
>>14984594
How could you love a child with a Trump combover?
>>14975818
your deepest secret is liking anime? I wish I had that life. I work in a mine and get shit for it from time to time but I drive an old hilux to work some days and talk about anime, retro games and read manga during break. I'm also almost 30. No fucks given from either side.
>>14986084
I work in a mine but fuck I don't know if you could pay me to wear a respirator.
>>14980286
GET ANOTHER CAT
OR THREE
ANYTHING TO KEEP YOU GOING BRO
>>14974913
>once used the bolt from my Savage Hog Hunter as a prostate massager.
You on /k/ much?
>>14986305
He's a furry.
>87 Firebird
My girlfriend and I make porn
>>14986324
Only more reason to think he's a /k/ommando
I broke up with the only gf I've ever had like 8 months ago and haven't figured out how to get over it
>>14986487
>ingest drugs
>buy hooker
>become total piece of shit lowlife
>???
>profit
>p71
>I have crippling self esteem issues stemming from being a virgin at 20 and never having a relationship despite mild successes
>on bad days, I unironically believe the shit on /r9k/
>I think about launching my shitbox off a bridge abutment at top speed all the time, it's how I sleep at night
I've gotten compliments on my appearance from women who aren't my mother, a close circle of friends, and I am in school for engineering, and yet I'm still genetic backwater according to the laws of nature.
I get smoked by FA5's on the daily.
>>14986550
Just hit the clubs and hit strange.
>im gay
>miata
>tried fucking a stray cat once
>>14984615
i heard that if you make it to 40, you will become a warlock.
>>14976067
is your car gold?
>>14986147
I work in mill operations and maintenance for a gold mine that uses cyanidation (cyanide and hydrochloric acid). You couldn't pay me to not wear it in this building.
I'm actually an 8 year old loli.
>>14986753
>late model passat
You mistyped 80yr old Grani
>I'm a vaping fuckboy who secretly is a furfag and gay bottom
>Atleast its turbocharged and a manual :^)
Everyone thinks I'm a normie aside for my best friend who every now and then nabs at me with shit like "ya liking them hentais bro". I'm actually a nerd loser weeb with a figurine collection to boot.
I also love old Chryslers, especially the Iacocca era turbo ones. Don't know which one is the darker secret.
>>14986726
Gray.
>>14980869
Do you happen to live in North Carolina?
I got laid Saturday night with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I'm not even joking, her body was absolutely smoking and her face was a mix between cute and stupidly good looking.
I had the best sex of my life.
The day after I talk to her, telling her we should be together. But she does not agree and that shit made me so sad.
I thought I had found the one.
Please hold me /o/
>>14984823
I don't really know. I had the best parents I could have asked for, so it's not the result of abuse. I think it's just a matter of the wires connecting at the wrong time for the wrong thing. For example, the smell of baby powder turns me on the same way a jiggling boobie might for a regular guy.
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>>14986840
>I drive a gutless hatchback and I got no game
>>14986948
>draft visors on windows that can't be opened
I don't know what surprises me more, that these things exist or that some people buy them.
>>14986948
Kek I actually have almost no game what so ever. I had my best friend slap me in the face so that I'd stop being a little pussy. It worked, but as a I'm writing this I just realized why I'm single. And that just made even more sad.
All the times I've gotten laid is because I look good and the girl makes the move!
I'm 19, getting an S2000 or 350Z Next summer. The Seat is actually quite nice.
>>14986826
ah my friend has a gold one and he wants to be a grill. insurance is gonna total it tho because some idiot in a bmw rear ended him so he might get something else
![1392-1-1998-ram-2500-dodge-dropped-1-3-fuel-hostage-black-gunmetal-super-aggressive-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VEXUjde.jpg "1392-1-1998-ram-2500-dodge-dropped-1-3-fuel-hostage-black-gunmetal-super-aggressive-3[1].jpg")
>>14986987
>All the times I've gotten laid is because I look good and the girl makes the move!
Great! Good for you! Now why the fuck can't you let them go on making them? For fuck sake's learn to be cool and aloof. They'll do all the work for you you dumb idiot.
>>14980559
Do it fagget
>>14987002
Yeah I'm aware of that. I'm gonna work on some of my traits of character. Having a party in a couple weeks, lots of pretty girls coming.
Soccer, beer and barbeque tomorrow with some friends. Hopefully this will get her off my mind for a while!
>>14980559
If there's no personally identifying info, what risk is there?
>>14986987
>>14986840
THATS ANOTHER GERMAN SEAT BRO NO FUCKING WAY M8!!
>>14987057
Actually I'm Swedish. I got the picture of the internet because I don't any pictures of him on my phone...
>>14987072
>swedish
How you liking that cuckshed?
i dont much care for full manual transmissions
i feel like people who dont like dual clutch dont really understand them enough to know that the 20% loss in power can be made up for easily
>>14987040
partyvan seizing his hard drive full of nekkid chillr'n
>>14987083
The fuck do you think.
I fucking hate it. But I'm not lower class. So when the economy eventually fail, I'll manage!
Trump 2016
Åkesson 2018
>>14987057
And my biggest secret...
>only get off of rape porn (not real rape though) and really rough sex
>started my sexual life at age 12/13 with fucking a classmate in the ass. She had the biggest tits I've ever seen
>If I don't 'make' it in life I'm gonna kill myself
>I probably have more
>
>>14986959
they pop out in the back like an old corolla quarter window re-re
I have a girlfriend but I still masturbate alot.
I cheated on my current gf with one of her best friends drunk at a party when we first hooked up. it was 4 years ago an I never told anyone
I have a good job and a clean appearance now but I'm still a grimy pos.
Pretty sure the speakers in my living room are stolen.
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>>14987138
Not when they have those visors on 'em lol
>>14986959
I posted that pic before I even noticed them
>>14975126
YOUR newfag is showing.
>>14980306
>thinks the tripcode validate his opinions
>>14987127
Chill m8, Finfag here, I am actually kinda mad that they're ruining our WHITE Scandinavia with fucking shitskins and niggers who do fuck all aside for stealing and raping.
I'm actually visiting Sweden really soon with my girlfriend, that huge amusement park in Stockholm, was it called trollhattan or some shit like that?
>>14976404
>>14976870
Kill yourself
>>14984823
>What did you guys' parents fucking do to you?
Nothing that I remember. As far as I know I was just born like this.
Some of my earliest memories are about laying in bed at night imagining scenarios where I would be eaten by my female teachers or the cute girls in my class. As a first grader these fantasies weren't sexual or fatal, they were more about intimacy and safety, almost like a return to the womb - before I even understood how pregnancy or birth actually worked.
2004 MG ZS
I'm confused about my sexuality, but I've spent the last 22 years building up a personality based around hating faggots, niggers and pakis, so I feel if I "come out" and say I fap to shemale porn people will think I'm a complete fraud
>>14976067
>>14986995
Are Z32s the car of femboys now?
>>14987350
>my mom told me she swallowed something and I grew from it in her belly
check will avoid that one
>>14975072
Isn't this just a condition of marriage? I mean if your main interest is You, obviously being unmarried is preferable.
>>14986305
>>14986324
>>14986441
/k/ is my main board, but I'm on here about 40% of the time now.
So yes.
2013 Altima DD
1991 240sx project
Girlfriend pegs me with huge dragon dongs.
>>14975247
is this real
>>14976211
misery loves company
Em2
Im bisexual, like dick more than pussy, am autistic, go to /m/ daily and live in nc.
>tfw too scared to get in a relationship
>cant slut myself out cause id get too depressed afterwards
>>14977751
Stop now and reward yourself with car parts/products.
>>14976828
>current year
>literally being what's wrong with society as a whole
>>14987591
Where? Pic of car?
>>14979951
Unless you're incredibly smooth with women, stay with her but only if she's 150% honest. It's hard to find someone who will want to marry you if you're average.
My darkest secret IS about my car.
It's a FWD, CVT Audi. I paid for it in full, in cash. No one knows my secret because none of my friends care about cars, but it's like having a bombshell GF, but she's got a dick.
>>14986800
at last, the truth
>>14987607
>he thinks guys fucking girls is what's wrong with society
Miata
>I'm actually gay
>>14986800
cute!
you should give me your furaffinity, anon
:>
>>14979772
>fellow deviant
Im more tame than you but I like you for admitting to some of the laughed at fetishes.
>>14979951
If she says shes going to an hero, get her friend/s to keep her from doing so.
>>14987609
Nearish Clayton, also sorry for the old pic.
Why do you ask?
I no longer own this car, not really a secret but yeah
2003 Civic
Haven't had a friend or spoken to anyone outside of work, other than family, for eight years
>i lie to my girlfriend about wanting to fuck my ex
>i lie about trying to get a job
>i lie about not smoking weed
>i'm a pathological liar and try to be the shittiest I can be while appearing to be a normal person
>>14985951
>>14987258
That bitch on the left sucking in her gut
>>14986550
lol you sound like that CVPI tripfaggot that used to post here all the time
>>14979534
Why do you have one of those tiny blindspot mirror, this car doesn't even have blindspots. Neck injury?
3800 V6 Mañuel tranny
24 and still a virgin. I'm not repulsive or anything, just have absolutely no confidence. I know I'll never have kids or a loving wife and I've pretty much resigned myself to that fact, the hardest part is knowing how disappointed my parents are that they'll never be grandparents even tho they never said anything
>>14987730
No, he thinks that cheating and impregnating multiple women is what's wrong.
>>14986837
No, Florida.
Why?
>>14989128
Jesus fucking Christ Man that's about the only thing that's still right about it. Wanting to fuck more than one chick without too much inbreeding is basically why society was created in the first place.
>>14987908
You don't? Since when? How much you sell it for
>>14974896
What Lexus is that?
2011 fit sport
[spoiler]the engine is smaller than the headlights[/spoiler]
>>14989285
I took a few parts off last week and sold it to a friend for 5400
Between wheels/parts I took off there was another 5k
Yfw I tell you guys the GS is stock height, parted out, and will be listed for sale in the next couple days
tfw I'm already bored of the ISF
>>14989648
REEEEE
>>14987294
Little story from my job yesterday during lunch break.
Conversation moved into foreign politics and this dumbass start to something along the line of: "when you speak to people from other countries it' s like they think there's a war going on" and "we don't have any real challenges or problems here in Sweden".
These are the kind of fucking retards who put our current government in power, making it able for non Europeans to fuck us over.
I didn't say anything, I don't have full employment and don't wanna get fired.
HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS FUCKING BLIND?
It's called Gröna Lund.
Trollhättan is where Saab is being made.
>Miata
>I have an ageplay and crossdressing fetishes
>I call my gf "mommy"
>>14990528
Oh fuck, sorry bout that, dunno how I got those two mixed up.
Weren't they beginning to deport them nignogs slowly out and back god knows where? Over here, they have become a bit more strict about the immigration laws and are sending quite a lot of the shitstains back to fucking Africa or some shit.
God damn retards tried to steal my little brothers motorcycle not too long ago
'05 corolla
I'm a lolicon.
>>14974913
>>14980627
My shitboxed brethren.
>>14990564
I'm very jealous
2001 corolla
21yrs old 6ft 5.
I can only get off too tall chicks.
Can't even get hard with a short chick.
>>14984577
Mhm, piekrītu.
>>14989485
A Lexus GS400 you fucking retard
