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Volv/o/ and SAAB thread: based R/o/bert DIY edition


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we have found a new king, Volvo 850 lads. post R/o/bertisms, R/o/bert vids, plus your sweet Scandinavian chariots and content here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=263lSZh8oT4
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I like this guy, but I wish he would buy a fucking tripod. He says the step he's going to do, but he NEVER shows himself actually doing it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXTP_ePB7iU
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>>14972115
yeah, i know. I find he makes more in-depth videos than fcp groton, but they actually show the work (mostly)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSafx6puOHg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSafx6puOHg
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Shieeeet, I remember he was coming through my area and I was too busy to set something up. Wonder if I'll have another shot at it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIbTr_s8fHo
>preparing for takeoff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKJk1Yn6sgE
>takeoff speed reached
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Robert is love
Robert is life
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>>14972195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTT96XRytoA
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bump
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https://youtu.be/5LSnzrFvX7o?list=UUzrb_xmAq6Mmrt_awCUegPA
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where's my scandia br/o/s at?
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I prefer Trionic 7, his voice is nice and creamy.
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>>14975109
Barry White bass B/o/sch M/o/tronic 4.3 or go home
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Note the difference in angle.
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>>14975248
>note angle difference
wat
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Paid $650 for this bad boy this past weekend. Not the turbo model and the interior could use some work but it runs like a top. How did I do /o/?
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>>14975248
>blacktop
absolutely disgusting dot jaypeg
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>>14978338
Not bad at all that Volvo is clean and they still make decent HP and torque without tarbo.
>more horsepower than most I4 light trucks
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I actually like the I6 more than the T5
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>>14979400
Engine bros.
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>>14979400
>>14979472
Rust bros
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>>14979400
>mfw even when twin turbocharged VME I6s make only 22 hp more than a B5234T5

gross, but i like that ~200hp n/a action, anon.
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Bought an 850 for $400 recently, picking her up on Thursday. Bittersweet though because I have to scrap my 240
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>>14979472
That's a 1996 S90 if i guessed correctly.
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>>14979506
why u have to scrap ur 240? no room?
>put it on CL for $200, pay it forward
>someone will want it

>be me, looking for a car
>find some geologists about to scrap their 850
>they hit a deer going 60mph
>got quoted $3000 in repairs
>wanted $200 b/c that was scrap value
>I fix, I fix.... with my pliers
>we hoon now
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>>14979556
Super rusty (floors/windshield are heavily corroded, Rocker panels 50% gone) and the last three owners were first time drivers so it's been neglected. I wanted to save it but I don't have the resources to do so. It runs and refuses to give up though
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>>14979609
>windshield corroded
wut.

>neglected redblock
it runs anon it's fine

srs, put it on CL as a $200 OBO parts car. it's a champ and they get rarer every day.
>any cheaper and it will become a tweaker mobile
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>>14979701
The cowl and surrounding areas have been penetrated by rust in several areas and it won't pass inspection again. I don't have the time or the space to deal with craigslist bums so it's off to the scrapyard I'm afraid. If I had any other option I'd pursue it but unfortunately that's not the case. It's a shame too, I got it road worthy again after a couple of years of sitting with seized brakes but the cancer is too advanced
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>>14979743
>inspection states
>mfw this thing would probably pass smog in CA
I remember you anon, too bad it didn't work out. I recommend demolition derby, you know it will win.
>let it die a true nords death
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Anyone know of any mods I can do to my 2007 XC90? It's the V8 model but it looks kinda like a momcar. I was thinking of tinting my brakelights but that might be a bit trashy.
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>>14979806
>not keeping it stock outside and redoing the interior
it's like you want people to notice your Yamaha engined momcar
>I suggest you start with the headliner
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>>14979833
why would i want to do anything to my headliner
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>>14979806
>not keeping the exterior compeltely stock for that insane sleeper status
Nobody expects a big but inoffensive momcar to blow them away on the straights.
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>>14979849
why indeed.
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>>14979792
A melancholy feel but it was well worth the memories and experience. I think I'm going to take her for a final rip around some twisties before popping the little Quartz clock out for my future 240/740 and sending it to oblivion. Perhaps one day I'll even buy it back and patch it up, who knows
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>>14979806
I believe they made an R design XC90 of that generation so look down that route
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>>14979512
'96 960. Before they named it.
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>>14981211
renamed it*
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po-po bump
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>drank oil
>turbo failed
>smokier and sootier than a tank engine

I still miss her /o/
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VOLVO 360 OR BUST
TRANSAXLE IN MY COMPACT CAR?
WHY THE HELL NOT
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>want older boxy style Volvo in manual any style
>only few manuals I found are either too expensive
>or this one with cyl 1 and 5 dead

Hold me
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>>14984330
Just have an euro anon mail you a Volvo block or a gearbox
not like they're uncommon around here
then megasquirt it and tarbo it like a mofo
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I'll just leave this here
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>>14984350
Someone on my local Craigslist has been trying to sell a 245 painted that same atrocious green for two months now. He even painted the engine bay.


Why would they do that.
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>>14984364
I dunno it also has a cowl induction style hood scoop that might be solid bondo.

It was $250 and I needed the headlights and a few other trim pieces for my 855 tarbo. it was also hooned to shit and has a popped head gasket, I would've fixed it if it was the nice dark blue metallic that is under all that booger the interior was nice until I started throwing parts in it. Also scored and it had the rear jump seat.
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>>14984330
dude who cares that's a $400 M56 manual tranny and proper ECM buy it NOW
>why does it have to be so far away from me
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Got my trusty Wagon here. I love it and this summer I have to replace the pcv system and figure out my boosting issue. 1995 Volvo 850 turbo with 187,000 miles.
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>>14984774
>ruined a nice interior
fuck you
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>>14985401
what's your boost issue?
>the stock boost gauge will always leak and be shit
>the vacuum hoses are very brittle and tend to pop off
>the stock TCV is crap, it only boosts to about 9 psi and will commonly fail, get a junkyard pierburg from a v70 for maaad 11 psi of boost
>check that the wastegate is properly adjusted
>you hoon now
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>>14985404
in a shit car that I am sending to the crusher when I'm done scavenging parts. no fucks given.
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>>14985401
mine had a failed tcv and a ripped cbv, the boost gauge spierburg seemed to hold with a vacuum pump. I ordered the porsche pierburg for $45? I forget but holds 14 with the ard tune now.
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>>14984330
protip na 850's are dogs and they never offered a 850 turbo, T5, T5-R or R in the us unless you plan on swapping the trans into a turbo car forget it
>>14983760
almost all fwd cars use a transaxle
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A house down the street has a beautiful yellow Volvo. It looks vintage, possibly 70s - early 80s
i have no idea what model it is though
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Not enough classic Saabs. Now that the sun is finally coming out, I need to get somewhere scenic and take some better pictures.
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>>14985851
360 is RWD with front engine and transaxle

You fucking casuel
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nigga looks like a klingon
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>>14986275
you look like klingon
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Based robert of Volvo knowledge has been pretty active on the ipd kikebook page as of late
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>>14986275
my nigga Robert is a dahar master so u best stfu before volvo rozzers come and bust you
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>>14985432
Sorry for the late reply, I actually forgot that I even posted in this thread. Anyway it does boost. But it doesn't go as far into the white side of the guage as it should. I know that I need to replace that pcv system, but would that fix it? Most of the lines are pretty brittle, so I feel like it should help it in some way. I know that the tcv line isn't in good condition at all, for now would me just replacing that help it? Luckily I'm getting a decent paying job soon, so I can toss money towards the needed maintenance. Timing belt and water pump are still good for a while.
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>>14989057
Just read up on what a tcv is and I'm definitely just going to grab one out of the next v70 that comes through my local scrap yard. Sounds like it could definitely be my issue.
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>>14989057
>doesn't go very far into white part of gauge
because it sucks, and it probably never will
hence
>the stock boost gauge will always leak and be shit
if you want an accurate boost gauge you should go aftermarket

>will replacing/cleaning pcv system help?
if it does it will be very marginal. what it will do is help take excess crankcase pressure off the top end of the engine while boosting
>tcv line is in bad shape
replace it, get some hose clamps (or zip ties) and some vacuum lines from the irish or vatozone, it will be less than $5

>srs, get a pierburg TCV out of a junked v70
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>>14983718

How can I find an Aero in AZ? Anybody?

Can I make it into a 400 lb ft torque steering beast?
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>>14989098
also what
>>14985818
said about CBVs getting ripped is very common, IPD sells good replacement ones
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>>14989153
Sorry, closest plant is in Connecticut
>is torque also thrust?
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god-tier junkyard finds
>i've never even seen a c70
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>>14975656
Of the engine itself. Motor mounts were redone in the first photo, so it sits a bit higher.
>>14978473
The black there is the DIC.
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>>14989279
>want
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>>14989295
>sits higher
from left to right? i don't really see it.
>different lighting
>different cameras
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>>14989153
>How can I find an Aero in AZ? Anybody?
saabnet and craigslist
>Can I make it into a 400 lb ft torque steering beast?
Not sure if you can hit 400lb ft with the td04 turbo, but I think you can get pretty close.
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>>14989174
they're way overpriced, you can find nos or aftermarket on fleabay. just search td04 bypass rebuild instead of volvo specific search words. for the ipd money i would just spend more and convert to a piston type.

>>14989153

the only aero you want is a 9000, shop for a viggen if you want a decent lame ass gm era saab
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driving a naturally aspirated BMW at the minute
it's ok but at the same time it's a living death with the absence of pic related
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Guys old, not as smart as he thinks, too amateurish. Couldn't stand more than 2 of his long ass videos.
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>>14990865
>google your phrase
>none of the ebay kits has a pictured diaphragm
>half the kit pictures don't even show a turbo oil line gasket to repair this common leak
neat.


http://www.ipdusa.com/products/11804/124917-heavy-duty-compressor-bypass-valve
>$25 for stock (see comparable products)
>$40 for heavy duty (up to 25psi)
>overpriced
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>>14993477
you sir, didn't watch
>>14972509
>I told Buster Brown I need this door, I needed this fender.
>and he done stole the moulding off the door
>[heavy panting]
>thanks Buster Brown!

>not as smart as he thinks, too amateurish
which makes him the king of Volv/o/, and possibly /o/

Also:
>makes hilarious and sometimes informative akward videos
>gives back to volvo community with free wrenching and vehicles
>doesn't shill, doesn't do it for views
>extremely black
you can't beat this anon

>>14991255
>pic related
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p80 v70 would actually be the perfect car if it was rear wheel drive

it's tempting to convert it since there isn't a single v90 for sale here and I haven't seen one ever
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>>14994296
>not getting a 900 series or turbocharging a 245
it's like you want to be this guy:
>http://humboldt.craigslist.org/cto/5514719970.html
>don't be this guy
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>>14994426
I want a post-95 960 wagon and there are none in aus currently.
And I meant turning the engine 90 degrees, changing rear suspension for s90 stuff and fabbing driveshaft and etc
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>>14994524
>i don't want to put a T5 engine in a 960 or 245
I don't get you
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>>14995212
200 and 700 is too old
940 is too primitive
therefore late 960 wagon or v90 is the answer
however, these are not available
furthermore, I prefer the v70 front end and interior. these can be swapped but it's a trek
good reasoning?
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>>14995340

>too old

dude your a fag lmao
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>>14995340
>good reasoning?
no.

Here's where you fucked up:
>1) nowhere to put driveline for p80 except on haldex models
>2) it's a lot less work to T5 swap a 960 than custom build a RWD drivetrain and fabricate engine mounts for a p80 chassis
>3) referring to 700 series as too old, and 940 as too primitive; but 940 is a cosmetic redesign of the 740
>4) 900 series got better interiors than v70s

also:
>referring to any volvo as too old
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>>14972108
don't know anything about volvos and saabs. What are the models I should be looking for if I want a sporty ride and fun to drive.
budget is of around 5k-
also how expensive are these cars in terms of maintenance?
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>>14995488
I don't want something with 5 owners and a million kms.
940 had improved chassis design, incl. side impact stuff and airbag for safety
even the v90 interior looks like the 740s (i.e.vgear selector)

v70 p80 has space for driveline as it had awd.
just gotta fuck around with rad/intercooler placement, maybe hammer the firewall and tunnel a bit
also diff and fuel tank but eh
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>>14995597
>putting a custom drivetrain on it
>not rebuilding the engine
wew lad

>940 had improved chassis design, incl. side impact stuff and airbag for safety

that's the 960 m8

>Introduced in September 1990, the 940 was essentially a cosmetic reskin of the 740. All drivetrains, and most options available in the 940 had been available in the 740, with the exception of the 780 Coupé. The 940 was more closely related to the 740 than the 760, sharing the same dashboard, drivetrain choices, and sheet metal from the A-pillar forward. In contrast, the 960 was an evolution of the 760.

>hammer in the firewall
>where the heater core is
wow

>>14995597
rule of thumb is numbers are good (240,760,850,940), letters are bad, with the exception of the v70s and a few others
>really anything before '99/'00 and Forditis set in
you're going to want to find a turbo for maximum fun, and if you're in the U.S. manuals are very rare and for the 240 somewhat undeseriable
>budget:$5k
buy a $2-3k 700, 850, or 900 series and spend the rest on upkeep because
>expensive to maintain?
>first and second owners were probably a normie couple and their kid
>paid a mechanic to maintain
>did bare minimum to keep vehicle running
so all that differed maintenance of a 20+ y/o vehicle is now yours. they run well when neglected however.
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>>14995697
>in the U.S. manuals are very rare and for the 240 somewhat undeseriable
well fuck me,
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>>14995773
yeah. They're really good autotragics but still
>bumper mounted a/t cooler when?

there are 240 and 740s with manuals, and Canada got manuals;they don't require much more attention than the auto aside from clutch replacements, but finding stock turbo redblocks is uncommon.
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Just got this one for $600. It's a shame how much gas this thing goes through, Imma end up needing to do weekly trips to the US to fuel up if I don't wanna be bankrupt.

(1994 Volvo 850 NA, 200,000km)
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too much?
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>>14995576
>buy 940 turbo for $800
>stage 0
>replace turbo
>supporting mods
>proper tune
>transmission swap

For $5,000 you can do a whole lot with a 940.
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real volvo hours
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>>14996884
they're notorious for leaky fuel hoses, especially near the engine
>under body fuel hoses are so under-protected
>the thing keeping my body hoses on are zipties and wishes
>kept the zipties long so i could see them if I crouch
>they're my fuel line hose safety check
>if they're gone so is my fuel line
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>>14999414
I'll check that out, thanks!
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took my car to Zen Motorsports to get some brackets made and i don't think they have ever worked on a saab before.
Feels good to have that special snowflake status.
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Also anyone have any ideas for a vanity front plate

I had the idea of "wasaabi" a while back but now that MCM is using it i don't really want to make it seem like i copied them.

Another idea i had was Saabotage
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>>15001091
"Saabro" would fit really nice, actually.
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Just bought an '08 S40 with 99K on the odometer. First swede car. I paid $5500, $6500 out the door with taxes, fees and Florida tags are like $450 for new ones.

Clean Carfax, one owner, carfax showed it was dealer maintained on a lease up to 80,000 miles then it was purchased by the guy leasing it.

Anything I should know about these cars? Fucking love it so far, sexy styling, I just wish I could swap out the head unit but the climate control and all that shit is hooked into it so I know it's not happening.
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posting sexy swede speed
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i've been looking at getting a 9-5 next
need me a big comfy cruiser
if only i could find an aero wagon with manual
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>>15001091
Saaboteur
Saabroni [The Rock]
Saabaton
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>>14984330
>tfw owner of 1 of 361 S70 T5Ms in the US
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>>15001072

>him: "it must be a nightmare to find parts for this car."
>you: "yeah it's pretty unique."
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>>15001364
basically
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>>15001441

At least we have ebay
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>>15001467
memes aside
Parts aren't that hard to find for the gm era saabs. I can generally get any part i need from the internet for my '06.

its the older saabs that are tough

i remember i was going to get pic related for my first car but my parents wanted the car to have an airbag and this one had the airbag failure light on.
I ran around everywhere looking for the correct part to fix it and called a few saab specialist.
Nothing.

By the time i convinced my parents to ignore it and allow me to buy the car the guy sold it to someone out of state.
Im still salty about it because i cant find another 9000 aero in that condition
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>>15001091
saabrosa
>sabrosa is spanish for tasty
>mfw i think it's one character too long
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>tfw 9000 Aero
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>>15001364
>not simply buying a Saab 9-7X Aero with a Corvette engine
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>>15003122
I like those two toned calipers, looks nice.

Trying to decide what color to paint my calipers in. any ideas?
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>>15001599
GM Saab parts are stocked at GM dealerships. They just have no way to find part numbers. Find it yourself and bring it to them. Chances are they have it.
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how bad are more modern (2005 - 2010ish) Saabs and Volvos in terms of maintenance and reliability?

i.e. would you ever recommend them to normie friends who come to you for car buying advice? I've had a couple friends ask me about them recently.
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>>15004050
blue
>>15004651
idk about that era of volvos
but with saabs they can be hit or miss

mine has been incredibly reliable and almost has 200K miles with no problems and lots of performance upgrades

but i have seen some people get absolute lemons
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Thoughts on the S40, ?
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>>15005611
gud car
the top trim t5 has awd
so thats cool
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bump for all terrain volvos
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1L-mntHrPU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz3gHi4SdSQ
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here i made it objectively better
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=j1L-mntHrPU&video_start=0&audio=a7E33HLtwDU&audio_start=11
>floor it dimitri, there's only pedestrians!
>just another day in Russia
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>>15007652
>can't stop me now
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=iMFtucxGoNg&video_start=0&audio=HgzGwKwLmgM&audio_start=5
>i'm having a good time
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>>15007690
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=FBcPGsOhjzI&video_start=31&audio=a7E33HLtwDU&audio_start=0
>worse... or better?
https://youtu.be/uDIgS-Soo9Q
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>>15006991
Damn I thought that was a jeep Cherokee pic with the aspect ratio all fucked up.
Crazy.
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>>15001072
>Feels good to have that special snowflake status.
>take 1995 saab to saab specialist to get codes read. 9-3s, 900og, 9-5s in parking lot.
>"we don't see many 9000s, first one in hear in about a year, only know of 3 others in the areas.
TFW special snowflake of special snowflakes
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>>15001091
IKEAOPEL
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>>15001599
>i remember i was going to get pic related for my first car but my parents wanted the car to have an airbag and this one had the airbag failure light on.
>I ran around everywhere looking for the correct part to fix it and called a few saab specialist.
>Nothing.
did it need an airbag computer or a clockspring? Mine needed a new airbag computer, ebay to the rescue.
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What's the best year for the SAAB 9-5?

'04, '05, or '06?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G73sjShygaY
>code yellow, volv/o/br/os.
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SAAB
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>>15013037
>my dads
>389 bhp
>demolishing a 40-70 mph roll with no TCS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoPt4iosZ_8
>mfw it's a straight road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVu0yqZecZw
>t. selfiestick owner
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>>15007763
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=SW022_mfcLI&video_start=0&audio=HMUDVMiITOU&audio_start=7
>turn down for straight pipe
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KLINGON
L
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>>15014544
see
>>14988897
>dahar master
>stfu
>CHiPs will come and bust you
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bump for classics and sleepers
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>>15015593
my qt
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I got a Volvo c30. what now? what are babys first mods?
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>>15015725
nice, very sexxxy

>>15016143
>what is swedespeed?
>what is turbobricks?
if you have a T5 or 2.4i it is a hot hatch otherwise u are an expensive civic my son
so get a fartcan and a pod filter
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>>14982682
Deutschland, Deutschland unter alles
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Ausfag here
Was gonna buy a bogan chariot as my first car, but then I discovered that by supporting degeneracy and buying Swedish I can get a low km more luxurious, more fuel efficient, better maintained, more reliable, safer car for not a whole lot more.
Disapointed in myself desu. Might have to move to Melbourne.
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>>14975091
fuck mate that's really nice
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>>15017454
>bogan chariot
>instant carking 5 minutes later
>melbournes full as a centipede's sock drawer with drongos
>knock up, go off like a frog in a sack, total troppo
>never get to have a root

why not Scandinavian degeneracy?
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>>15019158
Once more for the non-native english speakers please.
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>>15019278
the jist is
>drag race me to maccas or you're like a shag on a rock
>then you'll be mad as a meat axe
>you'll say to me
>m8
>I sincerely hope your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny door down, m8
>even your sheila will stone the crows
now if you'll excuse me it's a long trip back to woop woop
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>>15017405
> Ich war nur noch 9 Jahre alt
> Ich war begeistert von Bosch so sehr, ich hatte die ganze Ware und Filme
> Ich bete jeden Abend vor dem Schlafengehen, um ihn für das Leben zu danken ich gegeben habe Bosch
> "Shrek ist die Liebe", sage ich; "Shrek ist Leben"
> Mann hört mich und ruft mich eine Schwuchtel
> Ich weiß, dass er für Bosch nur neidisch auf meine Hingabe war
> Ich rief ihn eine Fotze
> Er schlägt mich und schickt mich schlafen zu gehen
> Ich weine jetzt, und mein Gesicht verletzt
> Ich lag im Bett und es ist wirklich kalt
> Plötzlich wird eine Wärme auf mich zu bewegen
> Es ist Bosch
> Ich bin so glücklich
> Er flüstert mir ins Ohr: "Technik fürs Leben."
> Er packt mich mit seinen mächtigen Oger Hände und bringt mich nach unten auf meinen Händen und Knien
> Ich bin bereit
> Ich spreizte meine Arschbacken für Bosch
> Er dringt in meinen Hintern-Loch
> Es tut so weh, aber ich tue es für Bosch
> Ich kann meinen Hintern Einreißen das Gefühl, als meine Augen zu Wasser beginnen
> Ich drücke gegen seine Kraft
> Ich will Bosch zu gefallen
> Er brüllt in ein mächtiges Gebrüll, als er meinen Hintern mit seiner Liebe füllt
> Mann geht in
> Bosch sieht ihm direkt in die Augen und sagt: "Bosch wird unseren Kunden das Leben sicherer zu machen verpflichtet ist, effizienter und bequemer durch die Innovationen und Dienstleistungen, die wir liefern."
> Bosch verlässt durch mein Fenster
> Bosch ist die Liebe. Bosch ist das Leben.
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Got the 850 home in one piece but it needed a new battery which was expected. Ironing out all the quirks but for $400 I'd say I got a solid car. Needs a good waxing and detailing but we'll save that until 1) it's sunny and 2) I install new brakes/rotors

>>15020260
Sie sind heßlisch
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>>15020304
nice, $400 is a steal.
I found the brakes to be pretty easy, the only weird thing is the baby drum brakes inside the rear rotors for the parking brake. also clamp off the brake hose for the caliper you're working on otherwise it'll force pad material back up the lines and the ABS will hate it

>der eine katz!
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>>15020304
nice, a friend bought a 1.6 v40 for 300€ about half a year ago, so yours is definitely a great price.

sadly he had no license and crashed it into a tree when he was drunk and driving around at night just for fun. he just left the car where it was and nobody ever found out it was his
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>>15020438
he ded?
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>>15020727
No, not a single scratch. even had another year old friend on the passenger seat, it was his 16th birthday. didnt get hurt either. the car is pretty ded, dont have pictures right now. they took all their things out of the car and just put them in my garage while i was asleep, lol
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>>15020756
pics with bread of the random garage shit plz
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>>15020792
actually not as bad as i remembered. that side hit the tree, the other side hit a concrete wall. then it got stuck inbetween

what do u mean with bread
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>>15020825
>timestamp's old, but it checks out
>no bread, sir
I mean put some bread slices or baked goods on the fender or it doesn't count
>mfw wedged it in between a tree and a
concrete wall
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>>15020874
well the car does not exist anymore so sadly no bread on fender. didnt take the pic either, he took it at the scrapyard when he said goodbye to his first car. its name was "blue thunderbolt"
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>>15020895
>blue thunderbolt
ohno my sides
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>>15020895
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>>15020438
So he had no license, but he boguht a car? wtf
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>>15020958
Well yes, he learned driving by playing Gran Turismo and at some point he came to me and showed me a 850 for a great price that he wanted to buy because it was a great deal and he was planning to go to driving school in a few months (he would be finished by now).
But he had no money, and so he did not buy that car. Then a month later he saw that V40 which looked great on the internet, so we went there but it turned out to be really shit. However we paid so much for the train ticket that we just bought it. (I paid 100€, he paid 200€)

We drove home with stolen license plates and parked the car at the schools parking lot (I'm not underage dw), it was pretty funny driving that thing. He was literally driving a car for the first time in his life and he was going 100mph on the Autobahn when the 5th gear just kept popping out. I didn't really expect to survive that desu

The driver side door on the car literally would not lock, which we didn't notice until a day after we bought it. The key was just the metal part of the key with that small electric block glued onto it, the plastic housing just got "lost"

The car was trash and we paid too much, but we didn't pay a lot and it was worth it I think. Fun memories.

RIP Blue Thunderbolt
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>>15021018
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Elring > Felpro
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>tfw you turn a 65 pound deer into slop at 60ish mph
>mfw the corner blinker busted and a panel under the headlight needed to get popped back in place, nothing more
>didn't even change the alignment on my headlight
>remove bambi, volvo stronk
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>>14989153
join saab club of arizona on facebook if you arent already!

buy my wifes 08 aero wagon, get a tune, have 400lb tq easily.
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>>15020349
Yeah I'm familiar with the parking brake system, they've been using it since the 140 I think. Weird about the caliper thing, I've never heard about that.
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