If Famous Females were cars
keep it SFW
>Porsche 911
>>14933661
Hyundai Equus with Hermes interior.
>>14933661
Nissan Tsuru
>>14933661
So only a few like it and everything is in the wrong place?
>>14933661
GT-R
>Dodge Viper
>>14933837
The Dodge Viper has an ass.
>>14933842
Rekt
>>14933837
she doesnt have the muscle to pull off a Viper
much too "pretty" as well
>>14933837
The Viper has to be an attractive woman who's committed murder.
>>14933837
shes a v6 mustang m8
Volvo brick
>>14933949
More like a Mercedes evolution
![o-LAURA-PREPON-ORANGE-IS-THE-NEW-BLACK-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lfQsRP4.jpg "o-LAURA-PREPON-ORANGE-IS-THE-NEW-BLACK-facebook[1].jpg")
ITT: Nerds struggling to make their favorite car go with a girl they like
>F-150
![milakunis[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XxByz4q.png "milakunis[1].png")
Subaru Brat
Subaru outback/forester
>>14933968
Vector W8
![Jennifer-Aniston-Without-Makeup-Cake[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4SnaZtg.jpg "Jennifer-Aniston-Without-Makeup-Cake[1].jpg")
Jaguar XJ
Miata
![Lisa-Kudrow-lisa-kudrow-33410713-1024-768[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tgz4Hy8.jpg "Lisa-Kudrow-lisa-kudrow-33410713-1024-768[1].jpg")
VW Vanagon
>>14934012
Lol/10
>>14933661
911 should have a fat ass, considering the engine location
Ford mustang
Dodge Ram
Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG
![courteney-cox[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gW64p4i.jpg "courteney-cox[1].jpg")
BMW Hatchback
Porsche 918 spyder
WRX STI
>>14934048
literally not mad
Lexus SC430
>>14934105
It wasn't intended to make anybody mad. it's just a good comparison.
Loose rear end prone to ending up in crowds of men.
Completely worn out a few years after the first drive.
somewhat attractive but you wouldn't say that in public.
Would be a lot of fun to play rough with for a few hours, but you wouldn't want to take it home.
>>14933661
Mustang GT, she does work and is happy to do it.
>>14934144
That's a Dodge Charger m8
>>14934048
mfw that is sasha grey and I didn't even realize it.
>>14934105
you should be, she's the most mainstream i've seen in a while.
>>14934130
>somewhat attractive but you wouldn't say that in public.
A ton would.
>Loose rear end prone to ending up in crowds of men.
moostangs don't do that.
>modern moostangs don't and the old ones that did are the same as any old car. Only mustang drivers bothered to keep their car, so they seemed to wear out.
>>14934147
Dodge charger would be black
El Camino
Because it's a car pretending to be a truck.
>>14934039
Nah, Citroen Ds. Beautiful but quirky.
>>14934212
Trannies BTFO
S2k
>>14934308
Ariana used to be a qt
Now she's anorexic and her head looks too big for her body
>>14934324
Mhm, kinda sad.
BMW M3.
Michelle jenneke, Olympic athlete
>>14933661
Nah this is the real Porsche 911 Carrera, OP.
>>14934130
I thought it was because they bang crowds of people.
>>14934343
Wait, did michelle jenneke get fat?
>>14934349
You're thinking of the M4 boat. I'm talking about the real M3s. And no. She's still fine as ever.
>>14933949
i dont even recognize her here
>>14934012
>pontiac aztec
Jaguar S-Type
>>14934412
XK and F-type need to be done. God they are gorgeous cars.
>>14934212
Caitlyn is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooFWD5w6pXA
>>14934427
F-type
A wrecked Mach Mustang
>>14934130
Enjoy your AIDS
>>14934461
That bitch is a total twingo.
Geo Tracker
Late Countach with giant flares and triangular wing
What would my love Scully be?
>>14934346
b r u t a l
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>>14934725
E39 M5
>serious business, but fucking hot and powerful
>>14934725
A VW. She said her family are VW people. It's all they ever owned and drove.
>>14934170
kek
>>14934212
El Camino's too good for Jenner. Ford Ranchero would be better.
>>14933837
> no ass
> no tits
anon pls
>>14933842
uuuuh
>>14933661
War Rig.
>>14933949
she looks like cocaine. i always liked her
BMW
>>14935179
BMW driver here.
Nissan Micra
>>14933661
More like a Mazda5 considering the car and that bitch are built like a fridge
>>14933661
you kidding me? that's more along the lies of a ford fiesta
Dodge Neon
>>14933837
She is really more an e-type.
![ht_roseanne_barr_national_anthem_screengrab_thg-130703_16x9_992[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xxMidAb.jpg "ht_roseanne_barr_national_anthem_screengrab_thg-130703_16x9_992[1].jpg")
Ford mustang.
Porsche Carrera GT
>>14933892
The Viper has to be a woman who is not in the business anymore.
911 Turbo S
>>14933837
she's more of an mr2 really
fun in the sack, pretty to look at, but it'll go fucking mental at a moments notice
>>14934346
>mfw recognize that face instantly
5 years in /b/ gore threads check out it seems
>>14934718
Yes
>memey schumer
BMW i8/i3/electric cars in general
On mobile so no pics of either m8
Enjoy random pic
>>14935592
That fucking movie
Ford Taurus--old, bloated, incomprehensibly cramped inside and people wonder why it still around today.
![6001093_125510886227[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dmo7kzV.jpg "6001093_125510886227[1].jpg")
1956 Cadillac
>No one on /o/ is old enough to get this
>>14935895
Dem tits
>>14935895
Iunderstoodthatreference.jpg
>>14934048
I get it, cause everyone rides ones
>>14935895
>thinks a beautiful set of Dagmars is not timeless.
>>14935875
wich one is it?
>>14936627
Birdman
>>14933661
Butterface.
>>14935740
hu dat?
Civic
I guess German beauty Lena and BMW M4 GTS is already a pretty good match.
>>14937055
>lena will never be my Frau
why live
>>14934725
a 1995 Buick Riviera
>>14933661
Who would be a Buick Grand National guys?
>>14937075
>>14937055
Hahnreis
itt: waifufags
>>14935700
MEW would be something bigger and better looking.
>>14937159
The girl from My Name is Earl
>>14937219
Nah, perfectly proportioned, refined and understated but at the same time supremely powerful and in perfect control of that power.
911 Turbo S is a perfect match for MEW
>>14937263
Nah, you sound like a queer.
Infiniti Q45
>>14934012
More like Ford excursion
>>14934067
i cant believe her faggy looking bf is fucking her perfect pusy and sucking on her tits on a daily
he looks like shit, im sure he is from a rich family
lamborghini diablo
>>14937394
Accurate.
>>14937290
Deal with it.
>>14937501
Thank goodness I have a Miat
>>14937501
What does that make the Lotus Elise?
>>14937501
Why is Zooey so cute?
>>14937531
Lizy Caplan
>>14937619
Excellent call.
>>14933937
Ecoboost 4
>>14933837
nope jolie is snekk
Dodge Caravan with French fries caught in between the seats.
Pontiac Fiero with a glovebox full of meth
>>14937904
lmao bang on
Shes so fuckin gross man
Corvette C7
>>14937873
this
'62 Continental
>>14934725
Porsche 911 (996)... I say this as she has one.
>>14937873
Because her career is over?
>>14937943
>have sex with her
>5 minutes in
>"OH MY GOD STOP! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! GIMME AN HOUR TO COOL DOWN, JESUS! I WASN'T MADE FOR THIS!"
>>14934461
no, not at all.
fagget
>>14938013
5 minutes in?
I've been done for 3.
>>14937501
Don't degraded Krysten Ritter to a Del Sol, she's definitely an MR-2 with snap over steer
>>14937962
yes
>>14937997
YES
>>14938132
Ritter is a Honda because she's a bit overrated.
Buick Electra
>>14937997
Did she died?
this honestly already works
>>14935176
/p/ here. harsh flash always do that to everyone.
Twingo?
>>14934820
There was an old man down the street from me who had a ranchero set up for drag racing. He named it the ultimate pickle. Wish I still had a pic of it.
>>14935179
>>14935454
Bahahahaha!!
>>14934718
and you get hep c from the seat, kek
>>14934048
Nah, she's not pigfat enough
>>14934343
shopped as fuck
Supra
Twingo
toyota tundra
>>14935700
Totally a bentley continental GT
>>14936855
Porsche Girl
>>14939798
Yes, and she's French. Perfect.
>>14937923
scrap the meth for coke and im in love
>>14934048
Should be a city bus actually
PT Cruiser
Chevy HHR
>>14940328
>>14940583
>people like them for some reason
Accurate
>>14937997
I thought this board was SFW?
what if a new user, or someone who isn't used to see gore on NSFW boardson $chan like /b/, is browsing here, and see this? haven't you thought about that?
>>14934212
Any honda riced out seems fair enough
>>14934461
sauce
>>14939872
lmfao
GMC 2500HD work truck with no lift.
Could work for the other heavy duty trucks except the ram, which is a body builder.
>'69 Mercury Cougar Eliminator
You start off thinking it's reliable after going a year without any problems, even your mechanic is telling you it's the best. but when it starts to crap out and troubles starts spiraling, you leave it in the garage, you buy parts but throw them in the trunk and it gets fatter, then you realize that it's time retire it.
>>14933661
Who would this be??
>>14934369
Sigourney Weaver
Silver Porsche 911 Carrera 996
Which car would Grimes be?
>>14945067
a car with a mustache
>>14945067
A ratty, stanced, stickerbombed civic.
>>14937113
filename of the year
>>14937294
sauce
>>14938007
>;_;
>>14934012
Alfa Romeo 33 stradale.
>>14945067
Thats a trap right
>>14946101
Goddamned right
>>14934012
more like a garbage truck, with no wheels, full of rubber dog shit, on fire.
>>14946101
holy mother of god YEEEEEES
Mercedes-Benz 770
>>14940328
>>14940583
so fucking accurate
>>14945067
crown Victoria
>>14933661
Late gen Chevy Cavalier imo
I've got a question.
Who is this lovely lady?
>>14946254
lol
>>14937501
Nah the S2000 doesn't convey the huge tits nearly enough
>>14934053
Good one
>>14946249
No wait, 4th gen catfish Camaro
>>14946276
>>14946254
I'm ok with this
Ariel Atom
Small, lightweight, not a lot of extras, but the right amounts in the right areas
>>14946376
Ariel Atom falls under the "barely legal" category.
>>14946386
didn't even think of that! perfect, lol!
>>14946254
I'm not a fan of JDM at all, but this is beautiful.
>240Z is completely acceptable as well.
>probably early celicas too
Supra with a widebodykit and tacky wheels.
>>14945404
Facts are rude? you're going to die some day
If i have to shave to be presentable so does she
>>14946041
Seriously anri okita check out the JAV threads on /gif/
>>14934012
>Subaru outback/forester
Underrated post
>>14939358
No. Come on man. She's clearly a Chevy Volt or and Audi a5
458 Italia
Gallardo
Cadillac ATS-V
E Type
Challenger
XJ
Alfa 4C
>>14935701
>mfw im about to buy an mr2
nice try but you cant stop me
Some kind of concept supercar. U choose the brand.
>>14937113
underrated as fuck
>>14946485
>>14940328
How many pounds per square inch on her toes hers?
Lancia Stratos
>>14947528
Five to ten
>>14948191
250-500psi
>>14948216
How many square inches would you say the soles of those shoes are
>no one post that fast furious guy
>>14946524
>decide to check out /gif/
>front page is nothing but trap and cock threads and a ylyl thread
Why is /gif/ so gay
>>14948174
>short
>powerful thighs
>hnng
>>14940116
rustangs cant turn for shit, so yes, might as well call all shitstangs = city bus
>>14947484
i onw one.
the fun in the sack part will trump anything else desu
>>14947484
>>14940328
Hah, my wife thinks she is funny. No my wife is not fat, she is actually in the underweight range of the BMI because she is thin and has good bone structure.
>>14934212
Fiero with bodykit
>>14934067
>Merc
nothing about this hideous bitch is in line with euro-uber-beauty
300ZX - you'd rent one to fuck around in for a weekend but would never actually buy it. Did I mention ugly?
>>14934718
most accurate in this whole thread
bravo
I would also accept a stretched gsx1300r on behalf of /dbt/
>>14934067
who is this semen demon
DeTomaso Pantera
>>14934048
Nah, Mustang is Gianna Michaels of cars regardless of not being GM itself.
BMW 216 Active tourer
>>14939798
This could also qualify as Twingo out of sheer 1990's European naive optimism.
>>14949414
>implying an active tourer would backstab its people
Dodge Ram
>>14949465
Well it lures you in with a BMW badge and ends up being possibly the biggest cuckshed on wheels of 2010's. Europe's most explicit sign of submission and obedience is a fucking minivan coming from a god-tier motorcycle and airplane engine factory.
>>14949474
It's the best handling compact van tho. Biggest cucksheds are hyundais and kias
>>14949471
Hillbilly Trump there should be VP
>>14949516
Not really. They are just continuing from were the Japanese manufacturers left in early 2000's. They are mechanically conservative as fuck and sold using low prices, long warranties and being well equipped. They are rational and they have nothing to lose. This isn't the case with BMW that is basically a compromise on wheels. Apart from the handling if that is good as you said.
![top-nickimtrryrcharsn03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5cJ1c7A.jpg "top-nickimtrryrcharsn03[1].jpg")
Donked Buick Regal
>>14949342
Her ass is not fat enough
>>14935455
Get out Will/KR
![1461298627250[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sErocnp.jpg "1461298627250[1].jpg")
>>14947431
My penis exploded
>>14949790
I thought this was a real concept at first.
>>14935179
>>14935454
Gold.
>>14951339
both sexy, and i want to be in both. . .
>>14946041
anri okita
GOAT tits
>>14934212
a miata with carkits
fag outside
fag inside
the ones who like riced cars enjoy it in the ass, jus like the one who enjoy miatas.
Aston Martin DB9
Ariel Atom.
Toyota pickup
>>14951425
retired.
>>14933746
desu this describes all of the Tata brand, not just their cars
>>14951542
>not f150
toyota is for isis girls.
>>14935159
WITNESS
>>14948533
I think the joke was "Everyone has been inside her"
If you still don't get the joke, that pic is of Sasha Grey.
>>14947415
>face of a 11 year old boy
>legs of a 36 year old soccer mom
>mexican tits
is this picture altered? what the fug
