> be me
> 18 yo
> live in rural area, all my friends have a car
> stumble across a short but nice stretch of road, about 670m or 2200 feet long
> create a start and finish line (pic related)
> Start having time races and fill a table
> I drive my 60 bhp 1999 Suzuki Wagon, it only weighs some 860 kg and is very nimble but the engine is the definition of slow
> I claim the top of the time sheets with a 37,30 seconds
> Some guy claims he will beat my time with this familiy's Renault Espace
> Diesel
> Says his dad chipped it so it makes some 230 bhp
> I say rubbish and that his whale of a car will never beat my small and nimble Suzuki under normal conditions
> He turns 18 and learns the track in a different car
> Brings the fucking Espace
> destroys my time and comes on top with a 34,42
> I'm in shambles
Was I wrong in saying that the track favours handling over power? My driving is pretty much on the limit, I even have to heel-and-toe entering the Audi Kurve. How can I find 3 seconds on this short track?
>>14908273
Homie that's like 90 percent sstraight aways. If any car can then turn half a damn, they got it.
Imagine that you both are equally as good in terms of cornering.
His car is faster in the straights, do the math senpai.
Too few curves to make use of your handling. Obviously he'll pull away, his car makes 3 times as much horsepower as yours.
On another note, I wish I had friends like this.
>>14908273
It's 3 pretty long straights a fast corner and two corners you need to brake for slightly.
Your car doesn't have a chance against any car with some power.
I can probably take of 5 seconds with my bike without even trying.
It's because Berlin is a bit too far to just do it, otherwise I would take my cam and film it for you.
What cheap car to replace the Suzuki with would you guys recommend so I could set a definitive record?
>>14908273
>Mutkurve
That's less angle than the Audi Kurve. Mut my ass.
>>14908428
It's called Mutkurve because it's the fastest and there for need the biggest balls to clear time through it. A friend of mine nearly flew out with about 55 mph / 90 kph in his Opel Astra, these were the speeds both the Espace and the Wagon were reaching there
>>14908436
>90km/h
That slow?
>>14908426
You could probably get a Golf GTI or 6cyl 3-series for a decent price because Germany.
>>14908436
Gotcha, that makes sense.
You Germans do have a serious way of naming things, but it works somehow. If I called part of a track "Courage Curve" it wouldn't sound as good.
>>14908441
You're being obtuse. Don't be obtuse.
>>14908464
You're acute :^)
Use cones and side roads to make your own track,
>>14908650
Or something like this, Its like you are scared of having fun!
Where is this in Germany ?
>>14908749
https://www.google.nl/maps/place/Am+Wall,+15366+Neuenhagen+bei+Berlin,+Duitsland/@52.528815,13.7139026,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m7!1m4!3m3!1s0x47a835ca1d122515:0x9c43dddc601fd1c6!2sAm+Wall,+15366+Neuenhagen+bei+Berlin,+Duitsland!3b1!3m1!1s0x47a835b5f4d9083d:0x4a40a53589af0b9d
>be me
>23 yo
>see a shitty greentext thread that starts with "be me"
>hide it
>>14908902
>be me
>see some anon be himself
>be happy it aint someone else
10/10 would leddit again
