Alright, /o/
Imagine you're going to start a very exclusive underground racing group, much like the old Mid Night Club.
>What do you call it?
>What are the requirements to join?
>Ultimate Darkness Racing
>Gotta make me like you, otherwise you won't get into my secret treeh-I mean club.
>>14907418
I'd call it the late night club
you'd need a car that can do at least 160mph to join
>underground racing
But Anon, it's legal here.
>667 Club
>You need to know how to drive well
>Your car can be anything
>You just need to be able to handle it
>BLACKED Night Club
>To join you have to be white, have a gf/wife, and drive a BMW. Or be a hung nigger.
> Burger Boys
> Just don't be a dickhead
>dose toasters - club special (club special added for that RB engine JDM)
>5 inch dose piped VL turbo, sick doses and 18 inch chromies
>No Fat Chicks
>under 3000lbs only
>300kph minimum
Akina Boys
>some combination of maximum velocity pulls and toegay runs
>start club with 10 people
>to gain entrance you must beat another member and therefore take their membership
The Freak Nasty Racing Team
>All cars must be capable of 300km/h
>All cars must be equipped with a minimum of 500wrms worth of sound system
>All official racing/cruising events will be conducted with all cars playing Da Dip at top volume
>wouldn't name it
>hypothetical tuned maximum velocity electrics racing with the lights off
>>14907418
>Menthol Breakdown
>just get hektik
Street /O/utlaws
>Everyone on /o/ does 1/8 mile street races every Saturday night
>List of top 10 fastest street racers on /o/
>>14907418
>don't name it
>only 15 members at the same time
>cars must be purple
>let the crowd and other gangs write the story
Knob Wavers
>You DD a manual
>>14907418
>WAT Racing Developement
>you need to own a car and visit /o/
i know the second rule is pretty much a paradox but im sure i can find 2 or 3 people.
Bus Pass
No cars allowed
>>14907943
>No americans: The club
I like it
>>14908097
>Automanuals
>you need to own an autotragic or manual car
basically we meet up and the manual drivers lure the autotragic drivers away from their cars so a few remaining manual drivers can smash in the windows and shit inside the autotragics.
>>14907458
i like this one
B Class Rally cars only.
No replicas.
It's called "The Illicit Bs"
Cars are never to be cleaned.
You must sacrifice a small animal on the hood of your car to enter the club.
>>14908176
good luck finding anyone with a class B rally car.
and good luck finding one thats going to sacrifice a small animal on the hood.
>>14907943
so basically a bunch of kids in shitboxes and nobody in any cool new cars?
sounds like /o/
>>14908195
That's why the club will be great.
Only wealthy madmen that are willing to get down and dirty will be able to join.
You can't be a little pusspuss when you're flinging 600hp coupes around unconventional rally courses.
>>14908212
>What is a 370Z Nismo
>What is a Chevy SS
>What is a Dodge Challenger
>What is a WRX STI
>What is a Lancer EVO
>What is a Corvette Z06
>What is a Shelby GT350R
>The Dirty Dudes
>Always in the nude
>Smellin' like poo
>Racin' our shitboxes for food
>canned food drive
just like >>14908302 but with a better name
>>14908236
>implying the autists that are into these cars can actually afford them
>>14908376
>Implies only automatic cars are "new and cool"
>Receives a list of cool new manual cars
>"hurr people who like those can't afford them"
Stop moving goalposts, cuck.
Life style
>must be a swaggot
>must have a slammed car
>drive at around 20 mph
>Ghosts
>Drivers must have good driving skill with well equiped and tuned sleeper cars
>>14907418
I actually have a group called midnight run, it just a bunch friends who own Japanese cars
>>14907418
>retards
>have to post on /o/
gay niggas
no cars worth more than 5k, be a sperg, have mods that are worth more than your car and accomplish nothing
vape nation. subarus and white oakleys only. cant forget DC shoes and a monster. you hoon bro?
>>14908874
Make those fake Oakleys and change the Subaru to an Integra. You described trailer trash, h/o/mie.
>The undesirables
>Sleeper shitboxes, both speed and grip wise. No external modificiations allowed. Modifications to make the car more unsuspecting(i.e. black intercoolers or steelies) are encouraged.
>Dickgirls
>Must be a fine-ass futa with a big butt and a huge cock
>>14908438
>Implying I'm the same fag you responded to
>>14907527
This would be either so shit or so good
