Who is the best country at naming vehicles, and why is it America?
>>14904806
That doesn't look like a masterace.
Foxbody mustang cobra sounds like a hideous chimera
>>14904831
Eat
A
Bag
Of
Dicks
>>14904882
COURT IS IN SESSION THE JUDGE IS HERE
>>14904836
ANON. YOU ARE SENTENCED TO A LIFE OF MEME JAIL FOR POSTING A FOREIGN CAR. HOW DO YOU PLEA
>>14904882
You jealous of the homy super long?
>>14904891
your judge ain't got nothing on my mysterious utility wizard
>>14904912
>Not yet legal to import
DOWN ON THE GROUND HANDS IN THE AIR
>>14904806
>>14904882
Cool Charger, bro.
>>14904901
>>14904912
Good names?
You got NONE
>>14904926
It was sold in America as the Isuzu Rodeo... Just a simple badge and decal swap.
>>14904806
What is it with America and renaming Japanese cars?
>Silvia vs 240sx
>Fairlady vs 350z
>Skyline vs G35
>Aristo vs GS300
MUH MASCULINITY CANT BE SEEN DRIVING SOMETHIN CALLED A DAMN FAIRLADY
>>14904891
>THE JUDGE IS HERE
Goddammit. The line is "Here come de Judge!"
>>14904806
>>14904882
I first seen that car in Sex Drive.. and am reminded of that film every time i see it...
America has the best names, even for their economy cars.
Pinto - a breed of horse
Bobcat - another name for a mountain lion
Lynx - another wild relative of the cat family
Cavalier - a known station of nobility
Sunbird - an obvious reference to a phoenix
Escort - a high class hooker well versed in suck, squeeze, bang, blow (not necessarily in that order)
When the Europeans name economy cars, we get shit like a Marina, Allegro, Mini, Princess, and the Maestro.
>>14904961
What is it with the Japanese giving cars either retarded names like the Magical Utility Wizard, or naming cars after British librarians (Gloria, Cedric, Silvia)?
>>14904931
I plug my phone in to a charger. The judge orders your daddy to pay your mommy mo money
>>14905010
Yurope also has Ford Escorts.
>>14905129
>having a phone
Fagt
>>14905364
>Yurope also has Ford Escorts.
Yurope also had Vauxhall Cavaliers.
bump for patriotism
>FORD PROBE
>literally ford anal cavity exploration
Pretty sure DeSoto and Pontiac had the GOAT names in the fifties. No name sreams fifties like a Star Chief or a Firesweep. Ford Galaxie Starliner is 10/10 as well
>they renamed it the ford escape
>>14905009
...the first time you saw a GTO Judge was in sexdrive?
how fucking old are you?
>>14904961
Aside from the fact that it's the Japanese renaming them when they export them to the US, not the US renaming them when they get them, the most sensible answer would be for ease of identification. Referring to cars by chassis code is commonplace overseas but not so much in the 'states outside of people who like overseas cars already, so it's simpler to go 240Z, 260Z, 280Z, 280ZX, 300ZX, 350Z, etc than "Datsun Fairlady (By Nissan) 197X-201X."
>>14905009
Dude. Fucking seriously?
>>14906243
I always thought Olds had fantastic names as well (past the plain-jame numbers they used through the 50's), even if they weren't crazy long or out of the ordinary.
>Cutlass
>Vista Cruiser
>Starfire
>Toronado
>442
>ROCKET EIGHTY EIGHT
>>14905010
No, it's the Isuzu Mysterious Utility, of which the Wizard is a variant, sold as the Amigo in the US.
>>14904912
>>14906392
Sorry but America wins again with the Dodge Warlock.
