You better watch your mouth KID.
Do you even know what kind of car this is?
Its a VOLKSWAGON GOLF GTI! Not a shitty KIA.
Get your faggot face outta my sight.
*rolls windows up*
*puts on shades*
*drives away*
>>14903195
>>14903195
>drives away
>because he can't burn out, or even speed off
Kekerino
I think its a ford.
Looks like a ford key barrel to me
What's with HyunKia dudes and their obsession with VW?
>>14903218
Looks like a Clio
>>14903195
I would drive after him, pull up to him at the next light and tell him his steering wheel in on the wrong side, let him know his car is retarded, that he drives a retarded deformed car
>>14903195
Pretty sure that's a clio desu.
MK2 Renault Clio
Why is the Golf fanbase so strange? Even among the vaping crowd they don't completely fit in. There's something off about them. Like you wouldn't be surprised if they all had a secret, shameful attraction to their sister and ate snot off their fingers when no one is looking.
>>14903353
Eating boogers is good for your immune system.
>>14903195
You better watch your mouth KID.
you're driving on the wrong side of the road
>>14903353
If you dont vape and drive you are a fag. There's nothing cooler than filling your car with smoke and watching it pour out the window
>Mfw dad drives a golf
>>14903372
>2/10 made me respond
>>14903372
I switched from vape to snus, but I have nothing against vaping. I'm just saying that Golf bois have some weird developmental and social issues.
holy shit this board is hilarious
>>14903383
same
V5, 170 horse power, all wheel drive, 6 speed manual
gorgeous
>>14903453
>v5
what
>>14903420
Mommy didn't wipe you right today or something?
>>14903461
Nice projecting. You look fat enough I doubt you can reach your own ass crack.
>>14903461
im serious, V5
i told other people about this also, and they just dont believe me when i say V5, but i swear to god
really unique
Feels bad, seems like the GTI scene over there in the US is a little pretentious. Sure, we have some of those fags as well over here, but you'll find those in any scene.
>>14903215
>hurr fwd sucks
>>>/jalopnik/
>>14903549
>FWD sucks
>implying that's what I said, or meant
No you silly faggot, I think your shitty VW golf sucks.
>>14903383
>mfw my dad has a 2015 Golf R and shits on my STi every time
>>14903195
>I feel insecure so I have to insult someone
>>14903395
> Used to dip
> Used to spit it out the window
> Always got dirty looks from people
> Never got them from smoking
>>14903195
I like Golfs.
They're one of the only cars I can actually beat in a BRZ
KIA HYUNDAI and VW are all gay as fuck. But volksfagen is getting ready to shell out billions of dollars on the way to their grave for being compulsive lying C U c K bags about their crazy horrible diesel emissions. Kek Kek Kek. Rust in piss FWD plastic HITLER turds. I don't feel sorry for all the spoiled little daddies girls who won't be getting a new VW for their sweet 16 birthday gifts hahahahah Kek.
>>14904253
did he die?
>>14903461
>>v5
Basically a VR6 with one cylinder cut off.
Look it up, that shit exists.
>>14903471
Its a VR5 not a V5
>>14903195
This thread (pic related) sums up /o/.
>>14903372
Silly faggot, vaping is for kids!
>>14903471
>>14903461
>>14903453
>people didn't know about this
>>14905111
Even if they didn't know about it, it would take a 2 second google search to find out about it.
>>14903761
kek. some kid in a riced out turbo gti tried to race me through some twisties and on to the highway the other day in my M. was just sad.
>>14904253
That jack will fail him one day...
>>14906179
Well, a weirdo Golf driver isn't worth much. It's like stepping on a snail that's been infested with parasitic worms. Kind of sad, but you'll convince yourself it was for the best within a couple seconds. It could be some good data for jack manufacturers on failure rates and could lead to more stable jacks in the future for normal people.
>>14906211
normal people use jackstands
>>14903195
>*rolls windows up*
>*actually can't due to das shitty electronics*
>*puts some tape on them for a temporary fix*
>*runs away from EPA investigation*
>>14904253
>I don't feel sorry for all the spoiled little daddies girls who won't be getting a new VW for their sweet 16 birthday gifts
You're confusing them with BMW