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WTF do Audi douchebags drive like THIS.
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Fuck 'em ALL!
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>>14901841
Finally someone has the balls to talk about this. Audifags are lower than dirt. They are all uncivilized animals.
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My buddy lives for his Audi and would never follow that close.
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Like 1 in 5 cars in my area are Audis and BMWs

I don't get the meme that they're bad drivers
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>>14901841
What you don't drive like that? What are you a fucking cuck?
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fucking lies, no nissan leaf could hit 70mph.
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>>14901862
>What you don't drive like that? What are you a fucking cuck?

***Audifag detected***
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>>14901863
>fucking lies, no nissan leaf could hit 70mph.

Explain this you 'tard
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>>14901841
Probably because the DB in front is holding them up.
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Look at this fucker. Kek.
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>>14901841
I have a college age friend that drives a late model A4. Whenever I drive with him, especially in the city, he frequently says, "okay, I'm going to do a dick move here" as if that justifies him cutting someone off every minute.
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>>14901876
It's not my fault your driving slow in the passing lane. Maybe you get in the lane with slower drivers.
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>>14901919
I bet this is what you look like.
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>>14901932
And this is you
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>>14901946
I rather drive this than being an Audifag like your fucktardshitfacelimpdicklowselfesteemfucker.
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>>14901919
>passing lane
>clearly only one lane in the pic
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>>14901919
His driving slow in the passing lane what?
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>>14901958
Wow, who shit in your seat while the top was down on your miata? Or is your dad an Audi driver?
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>>14901959
Looks like it's just zoomed in on the passing lane. There's no shoulder in the pic
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Look at this animal
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>>14901958
Being this much of a cuck
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>>14901887
Turbos and drag radials
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>>14901993
Audicuck detected***
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My brother drives an Audi A8. Think the year is 98 or 99.
He tailgates constantly, unsafe passes are his bread and butter, and he frequently has to apply a dangerous amount of brake when approaching intersections. He is a complete jackass.
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If I see a car doing something fucking stupid, irresponsible or illegal, there's a high chance of it being an Audi
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>>14901841
fuck off faggot we run shit
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>>14901958
Cry more you no car faggot.
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>>14903532

it's funny because in the '80s, audis were literally worse-than-shitbox tier
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>>14903540
>implying you know anything about "old" Audis or any Audi in general.. keep crying i'm enjoying it.
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>>14903540
>worse-than-shitbox tier
In terms of technical engineering they still are. Got that leather and walnut now tho.
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>>14903540
If I wasn't an 80s kid and didn't know better I'd watch an old motor week video, and see you were completely wrong
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I rememberreading a study where they determined audi drivers had the smallest cocks on average. They were only slightly ahead of (or below, I guess ) Mercedes.
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>>14903560

>failing meme arrows
>posting VW

VAG owners are fucking cancer of the earth
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>>14901841
It's the autism that comes with entry level luxury models. The brand carries prestige, and this attracts people who want to look like they can afford nice things. The neighbors don't need to know that it's just an A3 and that he's leasing it, they just need to see the four rings gleaming in the morning sun.

The driver himself is highly strung. His boss is breaking his balls and the missus is probably fucking the mailman. You ever have those really shitty days where the littlest things set you off? Well, this is the poor guy's everyday.
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>>14903728
t. torqueless cuck
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>>14901887
damn nigga pick a lane
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>>14901887
photoshop
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>>14903532
still no 240
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lul at all you cucks living where you can't legally pass on a double yellow
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>>14901862
>aggressively tailgating Camrys in a powerless leased FWD commuter from an upmarket European brand, getting nowhere fast and getting madder and madder as you pound on the horn like it deeply wronged you at some point in your life but the asshole in front still won't move
>finally just change lanes and pass; it's some silly bitch with earphones in
>"Like, what a loser," she says she looks down to check her texts and to make a post about a "total douchbag" in some sort of "old man car"
>get to work late, your boss is mad at you again
>drag yourself to your cubicle and shitpost on the internet about how other people are cucks while your wife fucks your neighbor, your daughter gets blacked and your dropout son hotboxes the bathroom and dreams of being a rock star

The Audi A3 lyf, brah.
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