>Year 2036
>Be one of the few owners of a combustion driven car.
>A 2020 MX5. The last ever miat.
>Fortnightly police checks of your vehicle are mandated by the government.
>Your aftermarket wheels are basically the only legal mod.
>You manage to sell your car to an automotive museum before the "assault vehicle" amnesty is enacted.
>It was pretty rare, since almost nobody was buying sports cars by '20.
>At least it won't be meted down like all the others.
>Decide to buy yourself a decent modern car. A 2032 Tesla 3 EDS.
>You actually start to enjoy the benefits of electric drive. Low maintenance, instant torque, and battery tech has come miles since 2016.
>One night, you get a flat on the highway
>Pop the frunk, step out into the cool, still air and grab your old tool bag
>Jack the car up and remove the wheel.
>While bolting the spare on, you notice you're short a lug nut!
>Search around in the dark for 20 minutes
>shit outta luck.
>You give up and begin to pack your lug wrench back into your tool bag, but notice something at the bottom!
>It's a stock nut from your old miata!
>Clutch it in your hand remembering the good times.
Pulled through for me one last time, eh?
>You notice the lug bolts have electrical contacts on the ends.
>Meh... whatever that's for, you can get home without it.
>You finger tighten the last nut
>Out of nowhere, a piercing alarm assaults your ears. You stumble back in fright and fall on your ass.
COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT DETECTED
AUTHOTITIES NOTIFIED
>Frantically, you try the buttons on your key fob as the alarm continues to wail
>Nothing
>Door handles?
>Won't deploy
>fuck
>Keep clumsily trying for a few minutes
>Blue and red lights approach from the distance
Oh, bull fucking shit!
>Two police cruisers pull up
>Notice an Apple Inc. sponsorship decal on the nearest cruiser. A sobering reminder of the times.
>All officers leap from vehicles with guns drawn
GET ON THE GROUND!
>You stall as you struggle to process the situation
ON THE FUCKING GROUND NOW!
>Lay down
>Hear a familiar, low drone distance.
>Can't put your finger on it
>Cop presses your face into the cold, rough tarmac as he cuffs you
>As they reef you up off the ground you the sound is getting louder.
>You turn your head and see an unusual red vehicle in the distance
>It's moving at great speed
>The police are walking you to the cruiser now
>That sound
>That's a rotary! How the fuck!?
>They've been illegal since '20!
>The mystery car rushes up closer still
>Blowoff valve hisses like an enraged reptile as the car slides to a stop accross the road
>It's a fucking RX7!!
>An elderly man bursts out the door
ITS TIME FOR, THE SCOTTY KILMER REBELLION!
>Scotty produces a sawn-off shotgun
>A 60-ish year old man steadies a pistol over the Mazda's roof
>Holy shit it's Paul Walker!
>He never left us!
>Police drop you and reach for their guns
>Scotty unleashes his shotty on the left cop before he even touches his holster
>Paul deftly pops the right cop in the head before he can get his gun up.
>Paul and Scotty help you to your feet
>you ride off into the sunrise to join the resistance
7/10 I chuckled
>>14894551
>year 2036
>cars are basically the same as now only mostly hybrids
it's like how BTTF expected we'd all be in flying cars by now
>>14894551
>>14894571
10/10
>SCOTTY KILMER
I fuck it lost it.
>>14894860
got me there too
>driving my 2015 miata into town
>have to take the backroads because i'm not allowed on the highway.
>arrive the city limits
>cop pulls me over
>'i'm sorry sir this is a zero emissions zone, i'm gonna have to ask you to turn around or it's a 1000 clinton fine'
>drive to metro station
>[automated parking only]
>[manual vehicles call for assistance]
>press buzzer
>'wut'
>'i need to park?'
>'aight, hol up'
>wheezing manplanet steps out of office
>'imma need to park that fo you sir, only licensed operators allowed to drive on city property'
>he squeezes inside
>starts the engine
>tries to force it into 3rd gear
>'oh.. it's a manual you have to..'
>'sir i know it a manual vehicle.. step back please'
>continues to wrench on the stick for a further 5 minutes
>finally gets it into gear through random pedal inputs
>'oh shiiitt'
>car lurches forward into a bollard
>'sir your vehicle is malfunctioning imma need to call my supervisor'
>supervisor arrives
>calls the cops
>car is impounded for being unsafe
>2045
>classic car collector, specializing in diesels
>tarbo'd out the ass German Steel from the 90s and 00s in my barn that contemporary automotive enthusiasts look at the way we look at a 300 SL or similar cars
>all modded to run on cooking grease, animal tallow or literally any other vaguely flammable liquid because Gawd Bluss Rudolf Diesel
>mfw electrofags are mad when their cars stop during the frequent brownouts and blackouts that happen while the gubmint tries to fire up their new fusion reactors
>mfw they ask me to charge their batteries with my generator I rigged out of a Detroit Diesel V12 two-stroke from the last production year '95
Sure you youngsters, no problem for these old bones
>>14894868
kek
>>14894915
>tfw 300D W123 waiting for the apocalypse to happen
Although the gender queer whatever the fuck police will be much faster in their Tesla sports cars than that old piece of shit will ever hope to be.
>>14894571
>you ride off into the sunrise
in the back of the RX-7? not very comfy
>be op
>me dumb unfunny role play posts about unrealistic future
>>14895021
Naw, the tow truck because the RX7 blew through its last apex seals 20 years ago as they aren't manufactured anymore.
>>14895026
>be you
>be a faggot
>>14895033
Electricity exists so you can still make your own using the machinery you stashed in the shed
>>14895052
But can you actually suistain the pace the RX7 burns through them?
If I remember correctly, you don't follow the MPGs in a RX7 but the MPaS, Miles Per apex Seal
>>14895060
Lol. A small discreet backyard factory pumping them out 24/7 may be required. Just be sure to keep it hidden from the freedom pd
>>14895094
Actually, china might start manufacturing them because they don't give a fuck about anything.
More like the columbian cocaine cartels turn into apex seal smuggling cartels.
>>14894571
>you ride off into the sunrise to join the resistance
>In an RX-7
>Three dudes
ehehehe, wh-who's lap do I get to sit on?
>>14895119
Scotty-senpai, naturally
>no rev up your engines
5/10
>>14895119
>Paul whips put his vintage ThinkPad
>Non UEFI-locked computers have been illegal since 2023
Chuck us the keys, man
>You oblige
>Paul pries open your key fob and plugs it into some kind of JTAG programmer.
>Installs Gentoo on your Tesla
>Alarm stops
they will gets muh v8 when they pry my cold dead fingers off of it...
miata sucks. wouldnt buy one if you paid me. even then it wouldnt be enough
>>14895026
>unrealistic
WAKE UP ANON
Well, if Clinton becomes pres, I could see a lot of people saying shit like, "What's the point in having so much power in a vehicle?" etc.
Fortunately, I'm a firm believer the US will be the last country to apply restrictions to owning a combustion based vehicle. Europe is already halfway screwed in that aspect.
These threads are autism
>>14897480
>lol commiefornia
>>14894551
>>14894571
>rev up your rebellion, it's time for the scotty kilmer beatdown
bamp for more, here take my sides
>kilmer uprising when?
>>14897480
>US
>Last country
What is Somalia
>>14897865
Somalia has cars?
>>14894868
Imagining the clunk and grind of the gears and clutch was almost too much for me to handle.
Almost like having to watch your mother being raped.
>>14894551
If the government doesn't have the man power or funds to take 200ish million guns from the people of the US, what makes you think they have the manpower, funds, or general competence to ban and destroy even more motor vehicles?
>>14894551
>>14894571
The Scotty Kilmer Rebellion part got me.
>>14898988
They don't have to ban them, just make it economically impossible for you to legally own or operate them.
>>14894551
>combustion vehicles do not come with RFID transponders
> effectively invisible to autopilot google cars
>get rear ended at every red light, stop sign, parking lot.
>teslas plan for 0 emissions will be complete within the decade.
>2050's
>Have country place no one knows about
>Used to be a farm before the motor law
>Keep a perfectly maintained red barchetta
I could see combustion engines getting banned desu
muh pollution
