What does it take to be a successful YouTube car reviewer?
a gofundme page
>>14884390
>vaporwave intro
>flash cuts/cheesy lens flares for production quality
>edit your stat list in postproduction so it looks coherent
>make sure to never say anything bad about any car, every car gets a trophy
>close with vaporwave, reply to comments
i think that's about it
>>14884390
>What does it take to be a successful YouTube car reviewer?
have tits
I can't stand looking at this fucking faggot's face.
Is he half-asian or what? That is one fucked up face and I can't quite reduce my urge to smash it with a framing hammer.
Parody song intros and honest opinions
Not being a faggot
who /SaabKyle04/ here?
>>14884523
>successful on Youtube
>don't be a faggot
you may only choose one
>>14884534
>>14884529
I already have >>14884529
>>14884474
>>14884484
>>14884551
ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck my sides
inb4 someone makes a sticker of this
You need just the right blend of memes, bro'ing, DIY stuff, good music, good production quality, limited sponsorships (to avoid the shilling effect), and interesting content. Also helps if you involve viewers whenever possible.
>>14884533
channel went to shit a long time ago
it was fun when he didn't cram his hambeast of a wife into everything and one vid he's reviewing some old corolla and the next he has a lamborghini
at least he and his wife have degrees in something nice and he's too much of a goober to complain or do stupid shit in his vids
move to japan
>>14884611
Doesn't he have a degree in Pharmacology or something?
And yeah his wife is a disgusting sow, you can tell she runs shit. Just look at the way she glares into the camera and stares at Kyle, you know she's evaluating his performance 24/7. I bet she makes him write detailed reports and critique N'Darius and Sh'kwon's form when they're destroying her cervix with their 12-inch AIDS sticks.
>>14884633
Doesn't the man have to be present and willing to be a cuck.
>>14884652
No.
And who said he isn't? He's a slack-jawed religious southerner. According to some non-scientific meta data provided by porn websites, KEK porn is one of the most commonly searched items on their websites, for the southern states. I think it's because of all the racism down there, it makes it extra-taboo.
saabkyle04 should probably change his name to saabkuck04.
Look at him here, does this really look like the kind of man who wouldn't want to watch his wife get railed by some vile negroids?
>>14884706
Hahaha, I forgot that spelling cuck in capital letters still triggers the filter.
>>14884706
I was talking about the picture, where it says 1 in 50 British men unknowingly raise another man's child, which I don't think makes sense if it's cuckoldry because the guy has to be there when it happens and allow it to be a cuck, otherwise it's just cheating.
So the guy probably does know it's not his child.
>>14884706
why do you write such mean things lad
>>14884706
About those statistics tho, i'm not sure how reliable they are.
When you keep seeing that gay porn is most searched in countries where it's punishable by death, or that MLP porn is most searched in Russia.
I'm sure some of them are true, but i'm also sure some of those statistics are made up.
>>14884736
See here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold
>A cuckold (sometimes shortened to cuck) is the husband of an adulterous wife. In evolutionary biology, the term is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.[1]
>>14884706
>SAAB
The Swedish must be rubbing off on him.
>>14884706
did your wife stumble upon a black panther party while drunk
>>14884771
Kek
>>14884760
>When you keep seeing that gay porn is most searched in countries where it's punishable by death, or that MLP porn is most searched in Russia.
This only makes more sense, because again: taboo. Why do you think trap porn is so popular these days? Because it's deviant and sick and twisted.
And for the record, those countries which punish gays with the death penalty...are FULL of gays. Not only does the Qur'an acknowledge pedophilic acts by their prophet, but it allows them. On top of that, it's considered socially acceptable in many circles (especially tribal regions) to keep a harem of young boys around as sex slaves.
So the fact that the internet is used as an outlet for their closeted faggotry isn't that surprising; it makes perfect sense.
Some reading material that might interest you, and might also make you proud of these fine fighting men:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/21/world/asia/us-soldiers-told-to-ignore-afghan-allies-abuse-of-boys.html?_r=0
>>14884390
That guy's unemployed now......bye bye lamborghini
>>14884793
Hahahaha, lmao
I heard about all about that, knew a guy who went to prison in UAE i think it was, had to fight off advances by Arabs all the time.
Muslims diddling kids is sort of an open secret at this point. Nobody is willing to acknowledge it and fight the issue, so it just ends up under the carpet.
But anyway, not arguing that. My point was that often times they make clickbaity articles with SHOCKING PORN SEARCHES FROM COUNTRIES, where they post the top searches from some specific website to get more interesting results.
>>14884706
How can anyone stand watching his videos? I don't need a 20 minute fucking lecture on how many god damn buttons are on the dash and the materials used for them. He's such an autist, but apparently so are his subscribers.
>>14884736
irregardless it is against his Biological imperative to do so
even kin selection is more favourable in that sense
>>14884906
but I LIKE that
>>14884938
better than acting like a retard after hitting the gas or shilling for stupid shit
his accent's kinda dumb but he's from south carolina
I want to livestream car reviews so people can ask questions and request to see certain things but idk what platform to do it on or how to stream through a camera onto a 4g network somehow, then onto a computer via skype or whatever and into OBS, somebody tell me how to set it up
>>14885678
Befriend a camwhore. Ask her how.
>>14884529
This guy is cool and I wish he was my friend. MotionAuto TV is good too.
>>14884489
Basically RCR?
>>14884390
I don't like this guy because of the way he looks. Am I a bad person?
A purdy mouth
>>14885900
I dont blame you just listen to the way he speaks he cant go 2 words without an "uh"
>>14885678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtOqqj7RhZY
>>14884906
I never knew that the front windows of the A7 don't go down all the way into the door. Now I do, thanks to his autism. The man is truly a genius.
Daddy's money
>>14885900
nah i can't stand the dudes personality let alone looks
only way I can explain his type is the annoying white guy in all the advanced classes who talked with girls all the time but most people thought he was gay
>>14886835
>only way I can explain his type is the annoying white guy in all the advanced classes who talked with girls all the time but most people thought he was gay
Shit, that's spot on. Half the time this guy was Mormon in my area too. Was always one of the girls, acted exceedingly gay without being self-aware, 50/50 on whether he was actually gay or not.
>>14884390
Literally nothing
>>14884706
>>14884760
dude
you guys dont get it?
BLACK PEOPLE SEARCH FOR KEK PORN
guess what the south has alot of?
>be an obnoxious little faggot
>buy a Lotus and claim you are some sort of business person when you quite obviously live off your parents in your house in Monaco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYwKTQviXf4
>get Lotus stolen at gunpoint in Paris
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36081571/lotus-supercar-found-after-being-stolen-at-gunpoint
Toppest of all keks
>>14889584
He drove to Paris, he deserves what happened.
>>14886829
>daddy's money
>drives a million mile lexus
u wot m8
>>14884793
Source please my nigga
>>14884793
Sauce on that chick?!
not sure how succesful he is but l like "roads untraveled". Nice cars and the guy seems genuinely into it.
>>14884793
Who is this model anon?
>>14884793
Who that
>>14889654
He has like 10 project cars and leases multiple cars for a year at a time. His daddy is very rich and he's talked about his mid 5 figure monthly trust fund checks on his podcast.
>>14886829
His mom drives an f-type
>>14884919
>irregardless
pls, anon
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nzauRZI.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>14884390
>>14889654
Hipster points. He's the same as those people who drive old Volvos and VWs because they're "reliable" even though they could have had a 90s Accord/Camry that'd use less gas, go faster, have functioning A/C, cost less to buy and run, and still be more reliable.
>>14884633
>>14884706
wew lad
You need to be like them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q36YG3e7f7g
>>14884390
He's quite unattractive and his videos are shit until he gets in the car, but I really liked his 350Z review.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HHXbyjHR2oU#t=114
>>14884793
Sauce
>>14884390
WOOHAHA THIS CAR IS FAST, AND I MEAN FAST
WOO THIS CAR IS SO FUN WOOHOOHOO
If anyone has related screen cap it'd be great
>>14884390
Be a young affluent white male with access to popular cars.
>>14890635
>WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH WOOOWEEEE I'M TOTALLY DIVING 5 ABOVE THE SPEED LIMIT
>THIS THING SURE IS FAST WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAH
>>14884706
Wow is that his transistor on the right?
>>14892221
Well source? Help a nigga out
>>14884470
Well.. you're not wrong.
>>14884529
who dis
>>14890258
>he's talked about his mid 5 figure monthly trust fund checks on his podcast.
Why would you go on the internet and make things up? Farah has mentioned his dad like 10 times on the podcast, max. And he's never said anything about getting money from him. His dad is a cheap fuck who literally left him behind on vacation because Matt couldn't afford to party with his rich fuck friends.
Did you forget the whole period where TST wasn't making any money and he had to get a job at a car rental place?
Dude has a ton of cars, but the total value of the cars doesn't exceed 120k.
>>14893355
his blog is called nori yaro
>>14893264
>not saved as kobe_bryant
>>14884390
A total lack of applicable knoladge.
>>14889584
That fucking posh-ass accent. Guy's never worked a day in his life.
>>14889584
this one always got me. he went to a 50k/yr school and his parents live in monaco. Shmee's family own a major clothing company, MR JWW's parents own Kiniki Underwear, STG's family sent him to an extraorinarly expensive private school.
none of these people are self made. thats fine, im not self made, but i will tell you that up front.
