Hypothetical: The Hunter
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On every second and fourth Sunday of the month from 11PM to 1AM a carpark just down the road is filled with shitboxes. Loud ones. Stancefags, ricers, JDM tyte retards and boyracers from all over the city convene in this one carpark to vape. Now you’re trying to sleep and these shitcunts just keep waking you up. It’s not on. Nobody wants to be tired on a Monday morning; it’s bad enough to have to do anything at all on the day let alone having to do it exhausted. It’s been going on for months now but you’ve had enough. You’re going to go supreme and gentlemanly on the fuckers.
Well, maybe not. But you’ll sort them out nonetheless. You’ve been plotting your attack for months, shortly after Vapefest started happening. When they’re leaving you’ll single one out and chase them all the way back to their homes or until they finally lose you. That is, if you can chase them.
The Shitbox:
Any vehicle worth $10,000USD or less. Post a link to this. Craigslist, dealer sites, whatever. You’ll have your war machine.
>$10,000USD for the vehicle
>$7,500USD can go into mods, anything not spent on the shitbox can be spent on mods
“Perks”:
Perks are optional. You do not have to take any these. If you want, you can take one.
>Barn Find
You found your shitbox in a barn covered in dust with the key conveniently sitting on the ground next to it. Roll a 1, 3, 7 or 8 and you’ll experience a catastrophic failure of some sort midway through your pursuit.
>Eurobeat
You are now driving to SUPER EUROBEAT. This makes you drive a little more aggressively but you can’t seem to turn it off now. Every time you drive you hear it.
>FRESH
You hang not one or two, but three Black Ice scented Little Trees off the rear view mirror. You have a chance of entering the Fujiwara Zone and winning your race no matter what, but an even greater chance of being overpowered by the scent and being forced to take a vomit break. This can only be used successfully once. If ever you try again you blow chunks.
>“Tasteful” Rice
Your car is riced for no extra cost; carbon fibre bonnet, GT wing, aero kit. Unfortunately your headlights and taillights are also blacked out because you got carried away. You’re racing at night without lights and you’d look like a bit of a douche if a qt girl saw you in this.
>Tripping Sack
You did shrooms before heading out. Your senses are heightened but you’re freaking the fuck out. Jesus Christ, does that Mustang have TEETH?!
Your prey:
Your roll determines what you chase. If the numbers aren’t any of the special rounds you’ll chase 3 people over the next 3 meetings. The first based off the last number, the second based off the second last. The final race is decided by adding your last two numbers together; if that number is above 10 take the last number from it to decide.
E.g. 89, 8 + 9 = 17. You first race 9, and then 8, and finally 7.
1. Ricer in a sixth gen Civic SiR
2. Boyracer in a new WRX STi
3. LS swapped Miata
4. Vaper in a hawkeye WRX
5. Stancefag in a Scion FR-S with Toyota 86 badges
6. Boyracing veteran in a Focus RS
7. 240SX drift missile
8. Stancefag in a G37 coupé
9. Boomer in a Corvette Z06
0. Douchebag in a Mustang GT
Rolling any of the following numbers puts you up against a special foe. Defeat them and you win a glorious prize.
>34: Paul Walker’s ghost in a spectral R34 GT-R fuelled by the souls of dead street racers
Any shitbox you own will be tuned and tastefully riced. You cannot sell these shitboxes but you never seem to run out of space to store them.
>65: Tommi Mäkinen in his Evo VI
You can now get drunk as a Finn. Being drunk actually improves your driving skills now and if you get pulled over and breathalysed it’ll turn up negative.
>71: A wannabe cop in a CVPI
Beat the Sperg and you will never be pulled over or caught by a speed camera again.
>86: Keiichi Tsuchiya in his AE86 on the tōge
Defeat the Drift King on the magical downhill and your oneitis falls for you or waifu comes to life.
>400: GS400guy
Free alignments and basic maintenance whenever you wish it. You’ll be instantly teleported with your shitbox to Danny’s shop and he’ll have to drop whatever he’s doing at the time and work on your car
>420: Frosty the Weedman
And he’s driving with a trunkful of the finest green. Beat Frosty and you’ll be given a magic sackful of weed which replenishes itself as soon as it runs out. Just don’t get caught with it.
>666: Satan in a Lamborghini Reventón
Defeat the Devil and he’ll grant you one wish. You cannot wish for more wishes in any manner.
>DUBS: Adds a sequential turbo system to whatever you’re chasing
>TRIPS: Any tripfag
>>14880412
Keked on through. I'm tempted but I'm on my phone at work...
Also what about namefags?
>>14880426
Those also count. If you're known you're fair game for showing up to this hypothetical vape circle.
What the fuck is this shit?
>stance haters are /actually/ this autistic
top fucking kek
>>14880429
Top ducking kek then!
Showing up to something like that in a E150 van.
>mfw /tg/ chases me all the way to /o/
Introducing a new challenger:
The Mexican Marauder of Motorized Murder, Five Speed Manuel and his Mustache of Mutilation
Driving a hooned out VW Baja Beetle or a rusted to fuck minitruck with tradesman supplies in the back, depending on the weekday.
