your dd suddenly transforms
>is it an autobot or decepticon?
>does it kill you, leave you or bff?
>details
do you look after your car? do you love another car more? is your car tough or a hair dressers car?
>>14877856
I drive a Pontiac G6. It will turn in to a fucking go-bot that nobody cares about.
>my fagiata
>into autoboto fagiato
>realizes it's the shittness of itself and all that is fagiatolerato
>an hero
> this thread again
okay I like transformers
>>14877856
>is it an autobot or decepticon?
Pontiac Fiero.
There was a Fiero Transformer. Punch when he was a Autobot and CounterPunch when he was disguised as a Decepticon.
>>14877856
You tell me.
I brought it back to life when it was totaled (well, kinda, it was over 25, so they didn't actually total it, they just wrote me a check for appraised value, so I didn't have to get a rebuilt title).
But I know I didn't do a perfect job, and I leave the interior dirty (lol bedliner)
I drive a Honda Fit. I doubt it will be evil but I also doubt it would be very heroic.
>>14877856
Jeep wrangler.
Turns into a robotic Fug bear that's to fat to walk so it has motorized scooter.
>>14878802
>Jeep wrangler
Already is a transformer and a fucking cool one named Hound.
>>14878932
Damn. That is dope. Looks like a hunchback mech from mech commander.
My mazda 3 rust bucket 2005.
Turns into a less funny and more pathetic version of kup
>>14877856
Its robocock enters my asshole and I wonder what is happening as I am fucked silly
This motherfucker right here, fuck I watched transformers 50 times as a kid that movie was fucking brutal it would probably get an R rating these days just for Megatron and co. executing 3/4 of the original toys and showing their lifeless husks being dragged away.
I actually asked /toy/ what some of my shit was worth and apparently I'm sitting on thousands in transformers, what a fucking pain in the ass that's going to be selling them off and having to deal with those neckbeards.
>>14879452
I've been at this awhile
lol iv always had a small worry. the fiero i picked up had a decepticon sticker on the back windshield that had peeled so now its just a translucent decepticon icon. worried the day it finally runs it becomes my death. was it the snap overmeme or the lazorz that got him...
