>be me
>be walking home from mall with girlfriend
>enter neighborhood
>we're smiling and laughing, holding hands
>hear the intense startup of an air-cooled Porsche
>"Wait... we don't have any air-cooled Porsche's in our neighborhood babe..."
>"What's an "air-cooled?"
>look to my left
>find out there's a Rauh Welt Begriff 964 in my neighborhood.
>compose myself
>walk over, ask to take photos
>take photos
Here's the result... The guy lives 6 doors down from me.
>>14873916
Very nice.
Was your girlfriend confounded by this car?
Mine was years ago. When I saw a RuF 911 twin turbo.
>what is that? It's so....German....is it a Volkwagen Beetle?
The quality of the next group of photos is only marginally good, as they're ripped off my FB and I'm at work.
>>14873926
She didn't care desu. She just kept walking home.
She said my pictures were alright though.
>>14873941
I said she didn't care "to be completely honest" but it wrote desu, so whatever.
>>14873948
Well either way that's cool.
>I eventually married my girlfriend.
>>14873916
>>14873941
>>14873948
>doesn't know about air-cooled cars
>didn't care about a RWB
Either you're doing a shit job getting her into cars or you need to dump her ass.
Here's the last image from the set. This one was taken with my phone, so the quality isn't the same as the other ones.
Hope you /o/ bros enjoy.
>>14873948
word filters newfag
>>14874001
She's 27. Too stuck in her ways to start an interest in cars. Plus she thinks they're "dangerous".
>Make blog post about my gf on /o/
>I'm totally not a massive attention whore because I hamfisted a car into the story
>>14874020
>gf
>cant into word filters
OP is a normie
Nice RWB tho
>>14874033
I think OP was just trying to say that he was having a good walk when a nice car took his attention away from his sloot.
Even if he's a normie, he's got pretty dope photography skills.
>Finding the booger weld meme car as exciting
>>14874001
At least she was right in ignoring that riced and mutilated RWB
>spoiled nip kids
cool this is a friend of mines RWB porsche its almost finished
>>14874084
kek.
>>14874056
was only a matter of time before the butthurt came in
>>14874098
Legitimately his non-cosmetic work is shit.
I mean it's cool and all that he learned how to install bolt on fender flares and deep dish wheels but his expertise ends there.
>>14873916
And why should we care? Porsches are deathtraps that are ten a penny in civilised countries.
It's just a fucking 911. Get over it.
>>14873941
LENS FLARE
>>14873948
>>14873963
ANGLES
>>14873977
STANCE SHIT
>>14873987
MOAR LENS FLARE
Wow, you're an AMAZING photographer. You can't point the camera away from the sun or anything, or hold it straight.
>>14874305
>jealous newfag amateur photographer detected
>stance
Aaaaand its fucking ruined. Waste of a perfectly good car. Fuck you, your neighbor, and your vapid bimbo girlfriend.
Stancefags should stick to ruining civics and other worthless cars.
>>14873941
>Parking on your lawn.
>>14874346
so cringe
>>14874346
OP here. I'm not into stance, just cars you don't see often.
I'd much rather photograph a bone stock 3.6 Turbo 964 than this, or better yet, a Mid Night Auto Garage TBK 964 3.3 Turbo.
But, I do what I can with what I've got.
>>14874360
I typically work with cars that are more rare than this, but I no longer live in Japan.
>See attached
>Looking back, maybe I oughta tone it down a bit on the sun flare...
>>14874318
No, OP is a bad amateur photographer.
He's taking all of the 14 year old early 00's "tricks" and applying them.
It's not good photography.
That's why you never see it anywhere but on stancewerks.
>>14874410
well a simple google search shows that he's had his work shown and featured on Jalopnik, and written for 7Tune/Cardomain, so he can't be all that bad.
better than what i've accomplished.
>>14873916
Fuck you and your blog posts, faggot. RWB Porsches suck.
>>14874021
>thinks the most common form of motorized transportation in North America is dangerous
Dude, get out now before she locks you in with two kids that she teaches to hate you and makes you buy her shitty CUV after shitty CUV
>>14873916
I do like the finish but I cant get past knowing that it's high end rice
very much a stock 964 pretending to be 935
that and he rices out otherwise understated 996s
such a crass mo fucker with aspirational pretensions of class
people who buy his shit may as well go full retard and get a gemballa 930 avalanche
rather than being coy about how tasteless they are
>>14874056
rejected by the midnight club lmfao
gj nakai
>>14874435
Jalopnik is a cookie cutter joke.
And I've never even hear of the other two.
If you really wanted to you could push your way into any field, it won't mean you're good.
>Riced shitbox owned by a chink
>OP takes slanty hipster photos
I fucking hate Ontario, so much. Please GTFO of my country you nonwhite piece of retarded stancefag shit.
Am I the only one bothered when people put their signature on the picture.
>>14874566
I'm white, you 'tard.
>>14874754
Everything else still applies m80. Also how am I the 'tard when you live in a shitty Ontario neighborhood that's certain to have rising crime and unemployment within 10 years? Enjoy your legislation banning cars for being patriarchal or whatever.
>>14874754
>>14874546
>>14874807
wrong quote, but the point gets across
>>14873916
Why don't you stick a finger in the ass while you're sucking off your neighbor
>mfw /o/ has turned into /b.
*sniff sniff*
Boys, it's starting to feel like summer in here.
>>14874865
It's been /b/ for a long time now (See: The Twingo'ing). I barely even browse this shit-heap of a board anymore.
>>14874865
/o/ was never good. Or at least it hasn't been good since I've been here (2009) so I imagine it never was.
>tripfags
>shitposting trolls
>X vs Y shitflinging
every time
>>14874901
twingo threads are the best thing that happened to /o/ for a long time all the other threads are just
>generals
>hurr stance a shit
>muh laptimes per dollar
>muh japshit
>GERMAN CARS A SHIT, SHIT!! REEEEE
>BMW A SHIT, SHIT!! REEEE
>post your shitbox or lie about your car
>another laptimes per dollar thread
>/soc/-tier bullshit
>some guy telling the same story about dumb niggers buying a car over and over again
>GUISE I MAKE 6 FIGURES AND DRIVE A SHITBOX
>wut car is gud
>Ayy craiglist lmao
>>14873916
Shit photos and your watermark is pathetic
>>14874937
why the fuck do u talk like that
>>14874063
That's probably a cuck chink kid
>>14875052
>lol u taek him to da bar?
>XD lol
He's a jealous poorfag.
>>14874937
Twingo threads were and are gayaf
I wonder if Ruf will still convert 964's for people
>>14874389
>7Tune
Adam is that you? You ended up leaving after getting BTFO over that piece of shit FD?
>>14873916
guy looks like he vapes
rip porsche
>>14875239
Ya.
>>14875574
That's obviously not Adam. Look at the fucking watermark, faggot.
>>14875616
Whoops
It is 4 am for me my mistake
>>14873916
I fucking HATE RWB Porsches, i despise the man who destroys a perfectly fine car and makes it into that atrocity. And the names don't even make sense. "Rauh Welt Begriff" is a phrase not working in german, and the h "Rauh" is just a fucking typo.
God that arrogant piece of shit japanese alcoholic son of a bitch and his fuckwit fanbase make me so angry.
And yes I am one butthurt german Porsche purist, I want to see that fucker dead, for staining what are pices of perferct engineering and craftmansship.
>watermark
>instagram tier filters
>rwbwelds.jpg
Looks like it's all already been covered, thanks anons
>>14875704
>Porsche
>perfect engineering
>"...Porsche knew the (930 Turbo)'s handling characteristics were dangerous and it had a tendency to oversteer."
>"The memo described the car's handling characteristics as 'poisonous'..."
>>14875991
Let me rephrase then.
Perfect engineering for everyone who knows how to drive, which excempts pussies and americans.
>>14876092
keep moving the goalposts for your ass-engined deathmobile
>>14875991
>60 m/h
>25 m/h zone
>she
sounds like someone should have warned the Porsche about it's driver
>>14876092
I'll out-drive you in anything you wish to try.
>>14875991
>60m/h in a 25m/h zone
>declare car unsafe for """normal""" street use
>find the driver not-guilty
Americans never cease to amaze me.
>>14876216
>>14876300
Boy, it's sure a good thing that a Porsche has *never* crashed while being driven by a professional race car driver on a closed circuit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opGa1AUeVtQ
>>14876367
exploitable instability can backfire
that's why every car and aircraft is fly by wire now
>pushing limit
>shit happens
oh wow much surprise
lets forget that Cynthia files was drunk and hooning
>does not know that a 80s rr turbo might be a little unstable
> who the fuck are these people and how do they not know what fuck they are driving
Where in ontario?
I bet Markham because he's asian
>>14874913
early pre-2005 /o/ was ok...
Not that I would know, sigh it's been over 10 years and I'm stuck like a daily beaten housewife ;_;
>>14878094
>pre-2005
>>14878060
With only those houses to work off of, he could be literally anywhere. He could be a few kilometers away from me, no way of knowing!
>>14876367
>>14878094
>/o/ was good for less than a year
kill yourself "oldfag"
>>14874305
Calm down, it's not /p/
>>14873941
>She just kept walking home.
I'll let this go kek.
This car looks like a hoot to drive.
>>14873916
Apparently he's a hack
http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2011/11/hide-your-aircooled-porsches-because-rwb-is-raping-every-one-out-there/
>>14875101
>>lol u taek him to da bar?
b&
>>14874807
I lol every time
>driving back with brother from uic (chicago)
>see a 964 going up on halsted before reaching cermak
>mfw
Oh look a chink in Ontario. I purposely crashed into a chink in Toronto and made him buy me a new car through his insurance was great time would recommend.
Wouldn't mind if some one took em out though
Yeup
Looks like an ontario fag
>>14875991
>>14876092
>>14876216
>>14876300
>>14876367
>>14876561
>>14878252
Okay girls it's time to learn that when you have money you can literally buy a verdict.
notice how both of the people involved are Executives, likely at a large corp.
They don't make fucking chump change.
Source : Look what happened to Ethan Couch.
>>14878899
>Ethan Couch.
They say justice is blind but that's a load of shit. All that little faggot had to do was avoid doing stupid things and he could literally get away with murder. I hope they throw the book at him after this latest stunt.
>>14873916
>Ontario
>chink
leld
>>14873916
>ontario
who this?
>>14874084
That is better looking that any rwb piece of shit though to be quite honest.
>>14873916
>stanced
in the trash it goes
>>14880308
Learn what stance is you try hard phil/o/stine
>>14880312
if the wheels and tires are garbage
it belongs there
Ricers with bank
>>14880331
What's wrong with the wheels and tires? Looks similar to all the carrera cup cars I've seen
>>14874865
Settle down newfag 4chan gets more new traffic in the american winter months
>>14878060
Yeah, Markham.
This is in Unionville. I know this area well - I live literally 2 mins walk away from here.
>>14880336
>looks similar
similar appearance is all it has and you do well to remember that
>>14878252
stuck throttle
he was driving hard and noticed too late
RIP that Porsche
