>Head to dinnner with gf
>Pulls up, see 3 sport bikes.
>Guys staring hard at my car eating outside.
>Think nothing of it.
Park car
>Walk towards door.
>Old fucker is in 40s at least, getting ready to ride away
>"Haha a wing on that!"
>Guy is talking loud.
>I turn and look, huh wtf?
>Guy continues... "For what downforce"?!"
>Probably runs 18s in the 1/4 mile.
>I usually would have let it go but faggot was doing it on purpose.
>I Open door, turn around
>"Yo! I like what I like. Wth you talking shit for. The fuck do you care?"
>Guys look shocked I said anything.
>Old fuck gets all defensive.
"I can talk shit about wtf I want"
>Me---Im like "wtf do you care."
"Dude are you legit mad,I said. Lol
>Why are you seriously mad over this?
>I turn around and walk in.
Dudes friends didn't say shit. All 35-40+ old guys riding ninja, Yamaha style street bikes.
(dont have shit against bikes, idgaf, just saying)
Kinda got my blood boiling
I don't even think highly of my car.
Idc if ppl talk shit usually but don't say shit loud as hell and I'm walking by.
Im not afraid of confrontation so no fucks given there.
what do you tards think?
>>14862224
In their defense, evos' do run 18s. The wing is only there to differentiate it from the base model. You should buy an ls like a real man so you can crush those bikes.
Should've pointed out how you're about to sit down to a nice meal with a pretty young lady, while he's an old faggot sitting around drinking with other lonely men.
Ad hominem is appropriate too, should've made comments about his appearance or laughed at the fact that he rides a teenager's bike. Ask him why he's such a bitch nigga, riding a Ninja, when he should be riding a CBR1000. Ask him if he's afraid to ride a bike with more than 50hp.
I can't really relate to your angst though, I drive a RAV4 so literally no one on earth gives a fraction of a fuck when I pull up somewhere.
>>14862293
This is a champion post.
>>14862224
>40s
>riding a kids bike
>not riding a cruiser or V-Twin equivalent
You should've laughed at his midlife crisis
Why I stay away from the "car scene" in general now.
Community is pretty shitty as a whole.
Always autists getting asshurt over now liking what they like or prefer.
>>14862224
Do you have an evo? Why not explain that they're actually fast?
>>14862855
I don't have to explain shit to that guy. Obviously the guy talking shit is an ignorant fuck. Even if it wasn't quick fuck off.
People can do whatever they want to their cars.
>>14862224
can't handle the bantz
>>14863932
>>14862855
>evo
>fast
Anyone who rides R1s or R6s sees cars as slow, because you're pretty much looking at 6 figures for a car that'll put up with the aforementioned bikes. Evos are slow.
>>14863932
Well, it depends. You can't stick a fuckheug spoiler and a shitload of anime stickers on a slow econobox and be surprised when you get made fun of.
>>14863942
Evo would beat a bike in the toogay
>>14863950
On a blind run most likely. If the rider knew the road then the evo would still get left behind.
>>14862224
Is this pasta?
>>14863944
Dont have shit on my car. JDM as fuck yo! stickers are gay as shit.
>>14863942
No shit a 400lb bike with a 250lb slob are going to be faster generally then most cars.
Funny how these sport bike riders get all asshurt when cars hit them. oH mUch Fast! lane splits!
squids gon' squid
>>14864166
>Funny how these sport bike riders get all asshurt when cars hit them.
I think it's more than their ass that gets hurt senpai.
>oH mUch Fast! lane splits!
squids gon' squid
>all sport bike riders are squids
Confirmed faggot.
![1451796234318[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/0zR396D.png "1451796234318[2].png")
>>14864166
>when cars hit them
>im going to kill a guy because he made a joke
you sound insecure
>>14864185
nah lets be real here, haz a point. Many sport bike riders are asshats. I donts see any of this behavior from cruisers or Harley type riders
>>14864220
>Sport Biker Butthurt
you're the only asshat, op. It's ok, one day you'll afford to buy a fast car.
>In their defense, evos' do run 18s
>>14864174
confirmed crotch rocket k/amaikaze
>>14864254
OP here. Stock Evos run 13s guy. But ill give in to your weak b8.
>mfw my Evo isnt even stock and runs 12s.
>mfw you have to buy a fast car because youre likely not mechanically inclined even to change your own cars oil or turn a wrench. LolOL0
>Guys staring hard at my car eating outside.
What are you, some kind of animal? Your car should be eating inside of a garage.
>>14864256
What better way to kill myself?
>>14864274
>12s
My bike does a high 9 stock. Evos are slow.
>>14864289
guess youve never heard of indoor/outdoor restaurants
>the more you know
>>14864307
>What better way to kill myself?
Doing 9s at the track because you can handle it and slamming into a wall.
>>14864274
any current model 600 can do low/mid 10's STOCK! Literbikes can do 90+miles an hour in 1ST gear! So when you're trying to do 60 in 2nd gear these bike would be 90 foot ball fields in front of your slow family sedan.
>>14864323
>at the track
>implying
I don't drag my bike. Going fast in a straight line is for people with ZX12s/ZX14s/Busas. I prefer corner so I don't see the car that runs me over until it's too late.
>>14864308
guess you've never heard of a dangling modifier
>nobody likes dumb grammar jokes
>>14864340
As if it matters what grave you pick, the track.. the guard rail in Mexico keK.
>>14864331 So all I have to do is spend 5grand on some bike and I can be fast too. Sign me up bros
Confirmed squids are rampant on muh thread now lmaoo
![2722397-take+her+away[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sEz87zT.png "2722397-take+her+away[1].png")
>>14864363
>>14863967
No sport bike can grip as well as an Evo. The rider would probably end up low siding from the pressure of the Evo staying on him.
The only place sport bikes excel is in a straight line.
>ninja, Yamaha style street bikes.
wtf does that even mean.
>>14864380
a stock sportbike will turn much faster than a stock evo
>>14864385
It would be like saying.
Chevy, Honda style cars.
>>14864363
>being this butthurt about bikes being way faster than your car
Like I said. You're looking at 6 figures to run with a motorcycle stock vs stock. Your ricer car and it's shitty wing can't hold shit.
>>14864380
>No sport bike can grip as well as an Evo. The rider would probably end up low siding from the pressure of the Evo staying on him.
You literally have no idea what you're talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygT4bGJkerk
Fun fact, that's the slowest production literbike currently.
Suuuuuuubraruuu
>>14864396
>Chevy, Honda style cars.
what did he mean by this?
>>14864401
>being this butthurt about bikes being way faster than your car
lol@ Comparing a car and a bike. gtfo lol
No ones refuting a bike is faster then 98% of the cars youll come across on the street.
>>14864401
Pretty much a stock CBR1000RR vs a V8 super car and not an EVO.
Not a very good comparison.
Roll up in this OP
>>14862253
I think they do like 14s
>>14864434
>Pretty much a stock CBR1000RR vs a V8 super car and not an EVO.
>CBR beats V8 supercar
>implying a V8 supercar is slower than an evo
You have to be trolling.
>>14864427
see >>14864380
>>14864440
But the V8 supercar was ahead of the bike at the end....
The bike finished last.
>>14862224
The guy is a dick but your wing is beyond gay. >>14863950
haha no you delusional weeb
>>14864440
The sport bike doesn't have to grip as much as an Evo does because it weighs a lot less.
Im sure there is some tracks a stock EVO could be a stock CBR1000RR and there are other tracks where the CBR could beat the EVO.
Another comparison.
https://youtu.be/SRQ1hxIucwM
>>14864440
>mfw when my Evo can do this. Cool you can go fast in a ine.
That;s literally it.
>>14864427
>No ones refuting a bike is faster then 98% of the cars youll come across on the street.
Try 99.999999%. As a matter of fact, I've never seen a car on the street faster than my 5k bike.
And another one.
https://youtu.be/jVNdGkCKoJk
>>14862843
>someone talks shit about car
>owner gets mad/defensive
Why wouldn't somebody get angry if you blatantly insult their car?
https://youtu.be/Man0X0bf8vk
And one where the car wins.
Honestly just apples to oranges, and it depends on how small and tight the track is.
Who care what other people think of your evo, do what you want.
>>14864482
B-B-But, the GT-R drives itself!!!!
>>14864467
>bikes only go straight
hahaha try again. your ricey jap car is shit bud. nice wing btw.
>>14864476
The biker guy is s dick, I agree. Evo guy has a point.
Im including bikers in the "car scene"
meh.
>>14862224
>ninja, Yamaha style street bikes
What the fuck is a "ninja, Yamaha style street bike" anon? Genuinely curious what you think. Yamaha street bikes have an incredibly wide range of appearances. Also Ninjas are Kawasaki btw.
>>14864495
>bikes only go straight
I forgot turn
So what else can it do?
>>14864448
Barely. So the slowest bike in it's class, costing $17k, is slightly slower than a V8 supercar. Easily faster than an evo.
>>14864466
>The sport bike doesn't have to grip as much as an Evo does because it weighs a lot less.
That's not wrong, but it's also a retarded way to put things. Extra weight means more difficulty changing direction. Also you don't need as much rubber for less weight. Grip to weight ratio is about same if not more for the bike.
>Im sure there is some tracks a stock EVO could be a stock CBR1000RR
Bikes may not be the best with turns, but they'll still shit all over a stock road car.
>>14864482
As I said before
>You're going to be hard pressed to find a car faster than a bike that is less than 6 figures
Guess what the GTR is? With all the complicated systems it has, it's a given that it'd be better on a wet track in corners.
>>14864467
>>14864510
Bikes rally too. They're faster than cars.
>>14864510
Besides be as fast as a 100k car for 5k? They are objectively more fun, take more skill to ride at the limit, and involve your whole body versus simply turning a wheel.
Bikes can also actually go off road to places cars can never dream of.
I love sports cars, and I love bikes, but bikes will always be my favorite. They are far more physically and mentally engaging, and thus rewarding.
>>14864512
I would like to see that GTR take on a modern bike like an R1M or S1000RR. That would actually be a fair race.
>Having to list every fucking type of bike to suit an argument.
Discussion was sport bikes / crotch rockets.
>>14864512
>>You're going to be hard pressed to find a car faster than a bike that is less than 6 figures
I agree.
Its crazy how similar road supersport bikes are to the race versions. Its also crazy to think of how much skill is needed to ride a 1k fast vs driving an evo fast.
>>14864540
>Its also crazy to think of how much skill is needed to ride a 1k fast vs driving an evo fast.
I think the difference between riding a 600 fast and a 1k fast is more amazing desu. Coming off my liter peter and getting on a 600 is like going back to riding a naked. I can throw a knee down without any effort and direction changes are like fucking nothing. The weight difference is insane.
>>14864531
Try taking your evo rally racing with stock suspension and tell me how the holes in your oil pan work out then.
>>14862224
Check this out. I think you found another /o/ anon. >>14864297
>>14864600
>Being this butthurt in another thread.
>>14862224
Should have pistol whipped him a bunch of times, at least enough to blind him in one eye and leave him with a good dose of PTSD.
You have to throw the gun away after sadly.
>>14864730
>implying cucks that drive rice mobiles with fisher price wings actually carry
I'd bet $100 OP is a commiefornian too judging by his level of butthurt
>>14864747
I used to drive a wrx with an sti wing on it and I always carry
>>14864771
Let me guess, glock?
>>14864747
>because depending on what car you drive implies if you carry.
Op here and I actually CC daily.
Fuck outta here guy.
Try again.
>>14864798
Nah I sling my rifle and film myself and police interactions.
>>14864798
HK
>>14864813
What a strange post where you pretend to be me.
>>14864798
Let me guess Jamal, hi-point ?
>>14864821
'dis my problem solver right here
>>14864813
top kek
>>14864799
why you so salty OP? can't take a little razzing? you have to admit your wing is beyond tasteless.
>>14864821
oddly enough I drive a BMW yet carry a Kel Tec. Bought it when it was the only single stack 9mm compact on the market and I guess I've never seen a need to replace something that works. Plus it made trayvon a good boy so it does have that going for it.
>>14864839
Stop backpedllin. $100 please.
I'll take it in silver
>>14864839
Besides the KSG, keltecs are utter shit man.
>>14862293
You realise there are many Ninjas with 100+ hp, right?
>>14864858
PF9 is actually a very decent gun. Even today it is the lightest and thinnest on the market and carries one more round in the magazine that most competitors.
>>14864865
All handgun rounds less than a 357mag/44mag are shit mate. Capacity trumps trivial increase in wound diameter.
>>14864872
i-i was just memeing
>>14862224
Fact is....Your car doesn't need a huge wing. It's just for show. Even a modestly powered bike would destroy your car.
>>14864858
I should also add that after carrying it for over 7 years and firing idk how many thousands of rounds out of it the only jam was a stovepipe on round 76 during break in. It beyond reliable. As long as you don't buy a lemon kel tec is fine. They have a lifetime warranty and the only reason they get so much hate is they are viewed as unreliable but that is only because they are the largest mfg of firearms in the USA. Simple numbers game.
>>14864308
I've never heard of a car eating indoors at a restaurant.
>>14864600
I want to believe these two autists met irl and just looked at the ground while stuttering about each other before driving off in opposite directions but the posts are hours apart.
With that said, everyone who has made claims of fully sick bikes and JDM tyte speed machines must post timestamped bread on the hood or dash.
>>14864909
I love my new bike but it's no race bike.
>>14864909
A "fully sick bike" can be had for as little as 4k in the US. I don't think that is something that you really need to post bread for. It just shows how much faster bikes are for meme pocket change.
>>14864331
My R1 does 100mph in first gear.
This >>14864380 bikes are visceral as fuck in a straight line but if you think you'll get around a tight twisty road faster than an modified Evolution without knowing the road perfectly you're delusional.
On the flip if you're a good rider and you do know the road you'll more or less demolish anything.
>>14864553
>The weight difference is insane.
How old are your bikes? The weight gap between an R6 and my bike is about 13lbs.
>>14864965
You could probably find a CBR600F4i for $1000-1500. You're doing 0-60 in about 3 seconds then.
Should have said
>"Yeah, it's four-wheel-drive, not like you would know anything about that, only having two."
>>14865021
>not having an AWD supermoto
>>14865021
The car is AWD, not 4WD, and bikes are almost exclusively 1WD nocars.
>>14864396
>Civic, Nissan style cars.
>>14864965
Claims have been made by nameless posters. Anon is a busrider till proven otherwise.
>>14865100
Well I'm not sure if you mean me but both my car and bike are faster than an STI unless it is pretty modded, and my bike is far from what one would call fast bike-wise.
>>14864401
So, that video showed that the car can take the corners faster, but the bike will pull away on the straights.
So, whether or not a bike is faster than a car on twisty roads comes down to how much of the road is long enough to let a bike get up to speed (assuming similarly skilled driver and rider that are both familiar with the course)
>>14865207
>comes down to how much of the road is long enough to let a bike get up to speed
Not him but I think you're greatly underestimating how fast motorcycles accelerate.
1000s were doing 0-100mph in 5 seconds ten years ago. Modern 1000s will hit their speed limiters (186mph) from a stand still within a mile.
Folks working at McDonalds can afford a "fast" bike, it's not impressive. Not everyone can afford a 10-11 second "nice" car(excludes foxbodies and muh 9 sec civic for 2k).
why post this here? we're not impressed by your car and your story isn't funny.
>>14864990
>R1 does 100mph in first gear.
Why the fuck would you decrease your final ratio on a liter bike? They're already geared tall as fuck.
>>14865207
Most of that vid was the bike blocking the car.
Not to mention the whole thing was fucking scripted.
Should have told him the wing is there to stop a squids head from flying through the back window.
>>14866330
Top kek huehuehuehue
>>14865736
This.
Any pleb can drop 5grand or so on a bike and be fast. Get real. There's nothing special about it.
At least Evos will dominate in resale value and already are an iconic car. Especially with it being discontinued
>>14862541
If they're liter bikes I wouldn't exactly call those "kids" bikes.
>>14864220
that's cause they can't hear anything muh loud pipes
>>14866482
So you're proud of paying more for slower vehicle?
>>14866694
>So you're proud of paying more for slower vehicle?
confirmed pleb who works at McNastys and spent his tax refund on a bike.
You squids really think anyone here cannot buy a 4 grand bike. lol
I applaud you for being average and proud. Keep fightin' for $15 hr pleb.
>>14862224
You were justified in your reaction. You sounded a bit like a dude bro in the wording of your responses but whatever. I personally wouldn't have tried to start anything with my girlfriend around seeing as how there were 3 guys and one of me.
40 years old, riding a sportsbike, and publicly shit talking are all tell tale signs of a failure in life. They were probably just jealous that your EVO could eat them alive on a mountain. I mean seriously who the fuck cares about how fast an EVO can do a quarter mile?
>>14864396
Miata, twingo style cars.
>>14862224
>35+ y/o men with teenage two wheeled death machines talking shit
>justifying their miserable existence with a response
I would have just kept walking desu senpai
>>14862224
>taking my lovely wiafu out to dinner
>park my Z06
>see 3 middle aged men arguing by crotch rockets
>theyre arguing with kid w/ his ladyfriend in 20s about his car.
>EVO looks respectable but not in my taste.
>Tell the kid, hey dont worry about those assholes.
>both parties enjoy dinner with waifus.
>beta bikers ride away to their pathetic ugly wives and having to cuckbeg their old lady until she lets them ride again.
>sport bi
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