Ran a red light tonight
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Ran a red light tonight
waited for green to make a right turn today
>bus lane
>drive in it anyway
T-boned a millennial faggot. He died.
Nothing of value was lost.
>turned on my off-road light bar
>wasn't off-road
NJ just got rid of its red light camera budget. I don't stop at red lights anymore as a result.
>>14855973
Absolute madman
I Fucked a girl in the missionary position
>on road with roadworks
>average speed check
>right lane is for vehicles over x weight
>my car isn't over x weight
>use right hand lane to overtake slowcoaches
I use IE
>>drove 3 miles before remembering to turn my headlights on
>>14855982
Baltimore MD did the same. Feels good man.
passed a guy on the right side on the highway today
>>14855997
Don't talk about your mom like that
>guy actually tailgating me in a 25 mph zone for no reason
>reach my turn
>slooowly come to complete stop
>wait
>turn on indicator
>make turn in first gear
>110km/h road
>guy in front of me doing 95
>overtake them at 140
Anybody in NC, specifically the Raleigh area? We need a meet.
>>14856244
Oops my mistake, sorry about that, I fucked up and palostes in bad theread
>>14856007
hate that feel
>>14853361
I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU FAGGOT.
>Ran a ''Do not yield'' sign.
>>14855966
Man, I'm sure gonna miss nothing of value, he was a great abstract concept.
If any of you faggots slow down to a fucking stop on the on-ramp of the interstate anywhere at any time I swear to god I will stop whatever I am doing and find you and fucking gut you, you worthless fucking pieces of shit
Are you too scared to get on the highway? Concerned that you can't keep up?
DON'T FUCKING DRIVE ON THE HIGHWAY
this has been the courtesy of a frustrated florida driver
>>14853256
Intentionally went faster through a slow point yesterday.
Some woman was pissed and stared at me the whole way up the road.
>>14856463
>Drove on a carpool on-ramp that never gets enforced
>mfw driving alone
Was the last car in our huge parking lot when I was leaving work earlier.
Ripped a hektik burn out and got sideways heading for the exit.
![tumblr_inline_nr5h7nL2EA1tvbu1c_540[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0pasobK.jpg "tumblr_inline_nr5h7nL2EA1tvbu1c_540[1].jpg")
I come to complete stops at stop signs.
>>14857268
FUCK YOU
SERIOUSLY
GO FUCK YOURSELF
I FUCKING HATE YOU.
You're one fucking step away from those pieces of shit that come to a complete stop when they enter a roundabout even when there's literally no fucking car coming. I have had to swerve around stupid fucking soccermoms "being safe" at the yield sign so many fucking times, the fucking thought of it makes my fucking blood boil. Fuck you
>>14857286
>complete stop when they enter a roundabout even when there's literally no fucking car coming
I scratched my nose with my middle finger and the beggar whose been working the same street for nearly 30 years thought I flipped him off.
He wasn't very happy
>come to a complete stop at a Yield sign when there's no cars coming
>>14856463
I hope you kept a shit-eating grin on your face the whole time.
>>14853256
>two months ago
>2am coming home from work
>hadn't slept more than 3 hours the night before
>accidentally ran a stop sign that I didn't see
I still feel really guilty and shaky about it. What if a kid was crossing and I killed him?
>>14856372
>If any of you faggots slow down to a fucking stop on the on-ramp of the interstate anywhere at any time I swear to god I will stop whatever I am doing and find you and fucking gut you, you worthless fucking pieces of shit
What if there is a meter?
>>14857426
if a kid was out at 2am he was a nigger anyway
>>14857500
Fuck, it was still a failure on my part. I have a responsibility behind the wheel and I failed it.
Redlined 1st, 2nd and 3rd gear in a quiet neighborhood
>>14857548
Quite the degenerate are you?
>>14857302
Is that a scene from the it crowd I never heard of before?
>>14857286
I slow down enough to check if there is anyone coming before continuing past a yield sign.
I also come to complete stops at red lights when making a right turn.
>didn't sleep more than 3 hours the previous night after lifting and eating a tub of oatmeal with ZMAA
>ate a tiny breakfast and a small sandwich 8 hours later
>left work hopped up on about 6 cups of coffee, 10 snus portions and modafinil
>people's tail lights started turning into orange cones and freaked me out constantly
>2000 foot long semi-truck beds get in the way
>tried to meow in aggrotech vocoder style to Kyary Pamyu Pamyu music to keep myself awake
>still ended up hallucinating an 800 foot tall Grim Reaper over the Disneyland area commuting back home
>was actually just an airplane in line with some palm trees
>ended up flooring it around people and taking exits at 100 mph to keep myself awake with adrenaline
Every time.
>>14857583
The hell is happening in this webm
>>14856372
It's the proper course of action if there is not enough room to merge according to the California driver handbook.
>>14857606
Maybe he stopped to read the sign?
>>14857606
I'm pretty sure it's an intersection with weighted lights, and this guy rides a bike so the light would never turn green. So he runs the red every time like an absolute madman
>approaching green light
>turns yellow
>"yeah I'm gonna make it"
>gun it
>slow diesel econobox goes GURR GURR GURR
>light turns red
>too close to come to a stop now
>run the lights a second or two into red
>>14857286
If you fail to come to a complete stop, at a STOP sign, its a reason for the cops to take your license here.
>>14857577
I do it everyday on my way to work and back. They even put a sign that says keep the noise down.
>>14857762
I hope you've also removed the muffler.
>>14857754
The cops here neither follow the speed limit nor come to complete stops. Red means yield. They also go around roundabouts at a proper 30 in good conditions instead of the sign-recommended 15.
They're also very kind to black people and let people off the hook for violating the local weed laws regarding the amount you can possess, so I'm convinced that my life doesn't actually exist and that I live in some sort of fantasy america.
>>14857762
I hope you have a loud carb V6
>>14853361
Welcome to Europe
>driving at night
> I wonder how dark it is
>turn off headlights
>wowe it's dark
>lights back on
Anyone else done this?
>>14858294
We've all done this by ourselves. But
>4WD trip with my dickhead brother in bumfuck nowhere
>10 beers on
>he has to drive 15km back to get phone reception to call someone
>turns the lights off going 120km/h on dirt road for like 30 seconds
That was something else.
>>14856007
>drove 3 miles before remembering to turn my headlights off
>>14858294
>driving behind friend
>listening to progressive psytrance
>narrow road and trees nearby, like pic related
>turn off headlights
>his headlights lighting the nearby trees
10/10
>>14853256
>Had to do this multiple times because the cycle on this one specific traffic light broke and nobody bothered fixing it for a month
>>14858294
>driving at night
>see car way ahead of me
>turn off headlights
>speed up to him
>turn on headlights and flash high beams
There's always different reactions when I do this. There's hard braking, violently turning the car into the ditch or even into the oncoming lane.
If there's no reaction, however, I turn off my headlights again and vanish back into the dark wating for another car.
>>14858294
I do this to see if I can drive with just my parking/corner lights
>>14858294
>Read about this and decide to try it
>100km/h down empty lightless road
>Turn headlights off
>Daytime running lights turn on
>Car still lighting the shit out of the road
>>14859584
>driving car with nanny-tech
absolutely disgusting
![1998_BMW_328i[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cHyqjv8.jpg "1998_BMW_328i[1].jpg")
>>14859598
German engineering piece of shit
>>14856321
I don't think I've seen one of these.
>>14859577
Are you the devil?
>>14859577
One of these days someone's going to swerve into you. That's just natural selection at work
>>14859678
>someone's going to swerve into you
Why? I make sure there's only me and the other car on the road when I do it.
>>14859577
wait, are you driving in the opposite lane?
>>14859685
Oh I see you come up behind them, nevermind you're just an ass then
>>14859759
No, the same lane.
>on my way home, about a mile left
>blow past S550 AMG in a 2000 Ford Taurus SEL at around 80mph
>S550 gets angry and passes me at about 125mph
>it turns into my neighborhood
>>14859778
Please do this to me so I can slam on the brakes forcing you to hit me. If you happen to stop in time I will force an accident some other way. Your car is not making it off the road without serious damage and you would be amazed how far older dudes like me will go. I go to the mat. Every time.
I've pit maneuvered people for less and I get away with it every time because I am a respectable old dude. Some of the cops around here even know what I am up to but I teach young aggressive drivers how to shit themselves as they experience their first spin out at speed so they don't mind. Also would be nice if you get out of your car angry so I can shoot you from my comfy heated seat. See you out there.
>do a stupid beginner's mistake that could cause an accident
>somehow feel bad for the rest of the day even if it wasn't a close call
I don't know why it gets to me so.
>>14853256
>>14859554
Sounds comfy
school bus facing toward me had its stop sign out but all the kids were off the bus waiting around so I blew past it
bus driver honked at me
>>14859577
kek you're gonna get yourself killed
>>14860446
wew
>>14861086
Same but all the kiddos had boarded the bus and the door had closed. Stupid cunt thought she could make a point by laying on the horn.
Rode my motorcycle down the bike lane through stopped traffic.
>>14857286
>those pieces of shit that come to a complete stop when they enter a roundabout even when there's literally no fucking car coming
triggered me
>stupid bitch in car related makes a left turn from a road into the middle lane and starts merging right itno my lane at the same exact speed and time I'm driving by
>if I hadnt mirrored her turning she would have melded with me
>not pictured, 20 year old cunt hunched over the steering wheel and a massive baseball sized crack that spiders throughout the whole windshield on her car
>when the light turns green I leave my car in first til redline as I pass her since her window is open
Have an earful of that, stupid bitch.
>>14857286
>not taking a roundabout slowly
Must be nice having no pedestrians/cyclists.
>dark highway
>lots of traffic
>have my high beams on the whole time
DEVILISH
>>14862279
>in car related
the HRR or the soul
>>14862662
HHR, I mean it should be obvious because it's the one being driving on a spare tire like it's not a spare tire.
