>she didn't change her oil for 15,000 miles
she didnt have too, thanks to AMS oil
>>14843228
3000 miles or bust
>>14843228
My friend has a Corolla, and I know for a fact he hasn't changed the oil since he bought it about 2 years ago..
![flat,800x800,075,f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TqV0ZAy.jpg "flat,800x800,075,f[1].jpg")
>didn't change my undies for 15 days
>>14843248
I honestly can see someone from r9k doing this. That's fucking disgusting.
But then again I haven't showered for 5 days.
>>14843228
>>14843248
I'm doing both of these right now.
>>14843228
>implying
My new jag doesn't need to have the oil changed until the 15k mile mark according to both dealership and manual. Get wrecked
>didn't shower for three days
>take off shoes
>smell socks
>die from ammonia smell
>>14843228
Just did my irlfriends oil after she had been driving it for roughly 12.5K miles without a change.
Her engine takes 4.5qt
It only dumped about 0.9qt of old oil out.
inb4 engine explodes
>>14845340
>female friend
Lmao @ this beta
>>14845343
>Females
kek stay cucked
>>14845343
>>14845346
Jokes on you two. I get to fuck her bareback and cum in her whenever I want.
I am infertile and its actually a blessing.
>wake up
>no clean clothes
>skip shower
>get in car and drive
I've done this for a week now
The neet life is great
![catttt[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oGfZ8Cy.png "catttt[1].png")
My car has 32,000 miles and the oil hasn't been changed once.
:^)
>>14845356
>INFERTILE
IMPLYING YOU AREN'T A KEK IN THE MAKING
>>14845343
you're an idiot
>>14845340
Here in my location Mazda always overfill the oil so that it never needs to be topped up. If you own a german car and don't check the oil due to 155 000 000 km intervals you're fugged. Maybe they should take a leaf out of Mazda's book
>>14843248
>>14843277
>>14843306
>Be ausfag
>Even winters have 100% humidity in the dead of winter 10-30degrees celcius
Nope
3 months i was in Europe i kept the habit of showering like 5times+ a day
>>14845380
Overfilling is still bad for your engine
>>14845384
Yes I know.
My own car is always between ADD OIL and FULL but I suppose an engine without enough oil is the worse option compared to a bit too much
>>14845384
if your engine burns and leaks a bit overfilling doesnt matter. as long as its only 500ml or less
i only ever overfilled my older car once and it made a horrible GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK sound
>>14845394
You overfill too much and your oil States to foam, which causes air bubbles to enter the pulling system and wears out your surfaces right quick
>>14845404
i know i drained it out obviously by my LS LOVES oil so much that the factory dipstick reads an extra 1litre on gen 3's and upwards because they like alot of oil.
They tend to have oiling issues anyway in the heads but thats pushrods for you.
>>14843277
One time in first grade I wore the same pair of socks for a month straight
My car changes it's own oil.
You pour it in the top and it comes straight out the, uhh, side.
>>14845486
Yeah you should probably get that fixed
>>14843243
Neither did I on my peugeot 106
And I dont really care if that car dies
Im just beating the shit out of while not giving it attention to repairs and shit
>>14845450
>Socks
I do that all the time
But I think I once didnt change my undies for 2 months. And I couldnt.
>>14843228
>he thinks changing his oil 10x as often as he needs to makes him a car enthusiast
>>14845366
if you are a neet, where do you need to go?
>>14845504
It is so, SO fucking easy to change a cars oil.
Anyone who says shit like you do is absolutely fucking clueless. Or lacks any mechanical sympathy I suppose. I just can't do it
>>14845526
To the shops to buy the next fancy gadget that you've wanted for ages
>Car has a few known oil leaks
>Worst is the rear main seal
>Haven't checked the level for 2 months
>Just got back from 17psi beating the shit out of it
>Won't even check it until it needs to be changed next month
Toyota stronk
>>14845540
Literally cucking oneself.
>>14845540
I am envious
>>14845356
>only other men can get your woman pregnant
Literally born to be a cuck
pepewhisperingcuck.jpg
>gs400
>221k
>synthetic oil change at 217k
>installed 125shot dry nitrous at 220k
>still haven't checked oil
Who here /bulletproof engine/?
>tfw work at family business
>tfw semi neet but still come home with 5-700 every day I work 5 days a week
>tfw what I do shouldn't even be considered a job
>>14843237
>people actually believe you can change your oil on 15K intervals if you use a certain oil
You are literally every customer that comes into my shop for an oil change
>customer brings own oil and filter
>5 quart jug of Mobil 1 extended performance or amsoil
>shitty fram filter or purolater
>car has over 100K miles with oil leaks everywhere
>drain oil, oil is blacker than diesel oil
>two quarts drain out
Literally. Every. Fucking. Time.
Stop reading and believing everything you see on the internet kids
>>14845904
except that's what the owner's manual says, retard
>>14845913
I'm talking about oil
Not oem intervals on jaguar and Mercedes Benz you fucking autist
>>14845913
those are guidelines and even on their site, they call it the "severe service drain interval", meaning that the 15,000 mile mark, assuming the car is running perfectly and the fuel doesn't have any impurities, is the maximum distance they guarantee the oil is good for
you're still playing with fire if you think that you can reach 15,000 miles without an oil change
>>14845956
This guy fucking gets it. Fucking thank you br/o/
>>14843228
>tfw Porsche recommends 15000 mile intervals for oil changes
>>14846066
See his reply
>>14845956
Here ^
>>14846083
Nah, for the M96 engine it's recommended you do a regular oil change every 15k miles or once every year
I go with 10k kms
>>14846098
Please see above reply's
I did a 7,500 mile oil change when the car's "oil monitor" still said it had 7,500 to go on the engine oil. When I changed the oil, I took a sample and sent it to blackstone labs for analysis, results came back positive as the oil still contained detergents, additives and was in good condition.
After that I decided to go until the car told me to change the oil. Well 16k miles later, I changed the oil and sent another sample and although the oil was considerably more deteriorated, it still had detergents, additives and the lubricity required for normal operation. No abnormal readings that would indicate bearing failure or otherwise.
So now I only change my oil when I either: reach 15-16k miles or when the car tells me to do it, since the car monitors your behavior when driving, it can tell how hard the engine is being abused and cut the oil interval short. I mostly drive highway so my engine hardly sees any abuse.
TL;DR: Tested the 15k mile oil change with oil samples and proved the oil was still good at 16k miles later.
>>14846136
No.
>>14845381
lol amerifag here I was in Europe for 4 months and showered every day whenever I found a shower because it was 40c almost everyday last summer. mfw I lost 30 pounds and gained it back once I came back to Burgerland
>>14845530
this
my Toyota Camry has 186 k miles but I at least gave it a chance. flushed transmission. change oil every 4k. changed the leaky valve cover gasket. removed cats. new water pump and thermostat hoses and a flush. not that fucking hard
>>14845949
I do all the shit on my parents 13 civic hybrid and 11 Odyssey and the owners manual says change it every 5k. and that's when the b13 service comes on to remind me.
>not using an OEM oil filter and new crush washer
> filters and washer almost always cheaper than parts store shit.
I use Mobil one full synthetic in my Jap cars. and on my Audi I use a Mann filter and rotella t6 shell
>not using life time oil
>friend drives Audi A4 1.8T Quattro
>decent shape, no rust and spotless interior
>always done simply maintenance like oil changes, brakes and whatnot himself since he bought it five years earlier
>gets himself a new job, quite good pay
>decides to sell the Audi
>puts up an ad with all the usuals
Now, I was looking into the car as I had another friend who was looking for a car like it, so I ask a few questions and he tells me that he has all the receipts on parts, services and whatnot. Sure enough, receipts on everything
Everything, that is... except for oil filters
So I ask if he has any receipts for those or boxes to show that they are of acceptable quality, and just his face at that moment tells me that he had no idea that cars use an oil filter
>>14843277
I wear the same pair for about a week and I wear socks about 4-5 times. I have a lot of clothes that I've actually never washed because I wear undershirts and don't sweat. I'm currently wearing jeans I've worn every for 6 months and washed last in december.
I don't own a washing machine or dryer.
>>14846194
Honda recommends 5k mile intervals for 4 cylinder engines
3750 miles for 6 cylinder
A B13 service is an oil change, change transmission fluid, multi point inspection, tire rotation, brake inspection, and inflate spare tire.
>>14846257
The fucking horror
AMSoil guarantees that interval, you can even send in samples to a lab for analysis like the OTR truckers do...
Of course not if you use a shit filter like you said
God damn. The autism is strong ITT
>mfw changed oil today at 4,349 mile mark
>just bought an old volvo 240
>460k miles on it
>remove oil cap to look inside valve cover
>thick sludge covering everything
>oil filter is covered in road grime and dirt and oil so thick you can't even see it
Damn son.
>he didn't follow the mechanics advice and replace the oil for engine water
I replaced mine earlier today, a friend came round and took all the oil out, then i put the treated tap water in instead. Only cost me $10 for the treatment solution the mechanic sold me.
Literally going to save myself hundreds of dollars.
>not changing your oil every time you drive
It's like you guys hate your cars
>>14846272
the civic doesn't have a spare tire. cvt fluid was changed. brakes are good. just got new Michelin tires. the van needs an oil and trans fluid change now, and its coming up on the timing belt. I'll be sure to inflate the spare tire.
>>14846272
My 2000 Accord says 7000k miles right in the owners manual, what are you talking about?
>>14846301
>not just running oil straight through the engine from a 55 gallon drum that has replaced your passenger seat which then goes back into an oilburner which heats the car
It's like you want your engine to last less than 3 000 000 miles
>>14846290
So does Mobil 1 but the guarantee is only good if you use a mobile 1 filter paired with extended performance oil.
And in the fine print it says
"Mobile 1 and it's affiliates not responsible for severe engine damage resulting if vehicle or vehicles engine components are severely worn due to but not limited to; lack of maintenance, hard driving conditions, towing for long periods of time. Etc " blah blah you get the idea amsoil has the same fine print.
Also I use oem fluids in my cars I don't believe in spending extra money on the same exact product even if it "meets or exceeds Oem standards"
>>14846311
>5w30 oil
>older generation interference engines
Everything now uses 0w20 or 5w20.
Honda still recommends 5k mile intervals.
My acura integra says 7500 mile service
Please see above reply's from other anon
>>14846338
What does the engine being interference have to do with oil change intervals?
Honda recommends 5k intervals for "extreme driving conditions" and 7k for regular according to my accord manual.
>>14846306
>Michelin is garbage
Other than that it sounds like your on top of things.
Helpful guide:
A1 service is oil change tire rotation multi point inspection and brake inspection
B1 is the same as A1 but you check and inflate spare tire.
Basically any "A" or "B" is an oil change followed by an optional number. Here it is as follows:
1: tire rotation and multi point inspection
2: replace engine and filter and dust/pollen filter inspect drive belt system
3: replace transmission fluid and transfer case fluid (4wd models only)
4: spark plugs valve adjustment inspect water pump and timing belt (usually needs replacing)
5: replace engine coolant
6: replace rear differential fluid.
>>14843277
I actually went a month and some change without showing in the marines at SOI. I couldnt smell it at the time but I remember later in life going to a dressing room that some SOI faggot was in at the mall and I almost gagged under the smell of pure warm vomitty shit and WEEKS of sweat and funk that came out of that SOI student.
>>14846349
It's different now dude.
Your maintenance light comes on after 7K miles regardless it's also on a timer.
You ask me like I know why Honda put 7k miles on your owners manual 16 years ago.
Yes I work for Honda now and American Honda recommends 5K service intervals for 4 cylinder engines. Please send a note to American Honda association if you feel it's an error
>>14846360
Wow you sound like Honda's website
>>14846382
Well I have to remember what the minder codes are lol
>>14845356
you. are. not. infertile. you. kuck.
I cant tell you how many times I heard "hurrr doctor said i'll NEVUH have kids and we just prayed and here are my twins!" stories, I work in a hospital...dont worry im IT not one of those med losers who decided to dedicate their life to saving fat ungrateful americans
>>14845869
>be me
>own pic related
>hacked up the intake
>threw together an exhaust
>203k miles now
>sees 5000 rpm about every day
>use cheap shit Walmart oil
>checked oil after beating the shit out of it one day and it was more than a quart low
>still runs fine
>>14846401
You sound butthurt
>>14846381
Isn't there an oil life % on the new cars?
Just go off that, and from what I'm reading online, people are going 6-7k before the oil life monitor starts dipping into the teens.
Sounds like honda is still the same to me.
The engineers designed this oil life system, not some tech who works in a garage doing oil changes who goes off a hunch or opinion with no technical data to back it up.
>>14846403
I use to work for Walmart tire and Lube express are you talking about their "supertech" oil? Lol
>>14846408
Yes they do. I drive a 2015 Honda civic and currently my oil life is 30%
It will tell you your car needs service at 15%
Basically they want you to change it at 15% oil life
Went 5900 miles once and my oil life was 50% when I first got it but that was when I had Honda "break in oil" in it. The oil was dark and I argued with the service advisor to change it because I don't like going that far on an oil change. This was before I worked at Honda. You are free to change it whenever you want but if I had a 2000 accord I wouldn't be changing it every 7k miles
>buy my first car 11 months ago
>2002 mazda protege
>drive for around 14k miles
>not a single oil change
engine's fucked now. whoops. currently on craigslist looking for another car.
>>14846434
You must be a special kind of stupid.
>>14846301
`as a dirt bike owner, its almost like this..
>getting cuckolded by my dirt bike
>>14846433
>You are free to change it whenever you want but if I had a 2000 accord I wouldn't be changing it every 7k miles
Like I just said, we aren't going off hunches here, we aren't going off opinions here, we are going off actual testing done during R&D of the engine/car, testing done by engineers who know what the fuck they are doing 100x more than either of us.
Manual says 7k?
I do 7k.
Dash says 15% oil life?
Time to change it.
>>14846447
iktf...
1 liter of oil doesn't last long in a high strung 4 stroke.
>>14846405
just trying to warn him not to practice safe sex, I guarantee one little spermy will get through
>>14846453
I don't even understand why you even started to argue with me in the first place
Cool you follow the owners manual like the Bible for service intervals I'm happy for you.
My training is every 5k miles or 6 months with Honda.
I have worked their 8 months
Your constant effort to prove a point in your owners manual was not needed
Once again I don't know why it says 7k in your owners manual or 7500 in my integras owners manual
Probably because everything used 5w30 back then.
Good luck in your religious views on service intervals
>>14846485
Why does weight of the oil come into play?
Thicker oil lasts longer?
Says who?
I'd worry more about viscosity spread, larger viscosity spreads tend to be more fragile due to all the modifiers it takes to attain a large spread, those modifiers wear out quickly and the oil degrades.
Honda gives you a flat 5k to keep their asses safe and make sure nothing goes wrong, cheaper to replace some oil than to get sued.
>>14846412
Damn right I am buddy! Ha-ha I change it every 3000-5000 miles depending on when I feel like changing it.
>>14846144
What car?
>>14846507
It was an assumption bro
>my owners manual says change it at x but your telling me to change it at y!
>proceeds to dog me with questions
In the year 2000 I was 7 years old so back then I couldn't give you an answer and 16 years later I still don't know why your owners manual says 7k.
Let me ask our 63 year old master tech tomorrow and I'll get back to you on that.
If you think 5k is Honda's way of covering their asses then maybe you shouldn't change it every 7k miles because chances are that accord is in less than decent shape with more than 150K miles on it and if by chance the engine fails because you decided to change it every 7k I hope you know nothing is covered by any warranty
>>14846144
further questions, what gas did you put in it and how aggressive do you drive
Mobil-1 is honestly not the best oil anymore. Check out Pennzoil Platinum and Ultra Platinum, normally rated for 7500 mi or a year. Ultra platinum can hit 10k mi.
>>14846571
I'm a HUGE fan of the Pennzoil platinum series.
Really good oil
>>14846594
I used to be straight Castrol at first. For a while up until 2012, Mobil-1 was the leading in synthetics. But they never spent the time to develop research further. Pennzoil used to be middle grade below Castrol, but they suddenly sprung up way ahead of the game. Even their Yellow bottle conventional and HM is proven to be one of the top oils. I switched from Castrol to Pennzoil HM and my engine ticks less on 5w-30. I still wouldn't push past 3500mi per oil change on HM but its a damn better deal then Castrol/Valvoline/Quaker State.
>>14846611
You sound like my nigga.
I definitely agree with you whole heartily
I used to put Pennzoil hm in all of my older Honda's since they used 5w30 and it just performed way better I too changed it atleast 3500 miles when castrol magnatec came out I ran that a bit but switched back to Pennzoil I had the absolute worst results with Valvoline oil. Fucking black oil after 2k miles never again. Plus Pennzoil high mileage is in a stylish copper bottle filled with engine loving additives and goodness for increased longevity and for 16.47$ usd it's not bad at all
>>14846611
Mobil 1 is love
Mobil 1 is life
>>14846633
Very good combo friend
>dat EP doe
>>14846628
Fuck valvoline completely. Their water-weight recycled oil will fuck your engine up if you dare drive past 1k or 2 months. Shitty additives, shitty weight stability, and just bad. Where I live 5 quarts of HM is $22. Not too bad either. You should try doing a lab-analysis next oil change and see how much HM slows down the wear and tear of your internals.
>>14846633
Mobil 1 isn't bad either, but most the time it's more expensive than Pennzoil Platinum with less performance. It boils down to whatever you can get on sale at best.
>>14846663
Got this deal on Mobil 1, with the % off, it was cheaper then the local "budget" oil
Never tried Pennzoil, just read good things about them.
There is literally no reason to change synthetic oil in your DD in any less than 10,000 mile intervals.
>>14845883
Wtf do you do????
>>14843277
I wear my jeans 5 or so times before I wash them.
>>14846144
/thread
This guy is the first one to know what he's talking about
The rest.. Kill yourselves
>>14846322
Please see the reply above about Blackstone labs oil testing.
>>14846696
shit, I wear my jeans for a month before I wash. I never smell anything
>>14846668
Pennzoil and Mobil are both top tier oils, so just get whatever you can find that's cheaper or on a sale. I live in Nevada where Mobil 1 is normally $35 and Platinum is $29, so when my friends need an oil change and have a car that needs full synthetic, I normally pair them with Pennzoil Platinum and Mobil-1 filter. On a couple of occasions I've pre-ordered them Ultra Platinum, which you can only find in wholesale/online/Jiffy lube. Ultra platinum is pretty much the most cleanest and well-refined synthetic oil for use in normal engines. Next step up would be racing shit like Amsoil and Royal Purple, but that's not something you wanna use in a DD.
>>14846260
The fuck is wrong with you people?
>>14846296
Same boat, I've had my 240 since October and I haven't changed my oil since December. I have the stuff to change it but I'm too lazy to do it
>>14843248
No tendies for you.
>>14846696
Jeans rarely need to get washed truthfully. Unless they are visibly dirty or you wore them in a lake
get on my level cunts
>>14846360
>Michelin is garbage
>>14847131
isn't that the oil that freezes if you put in a freezer?
>>14847194
fucking big freezer
>>14843228
>tfw I change my oil every week
Am I autistic?
>>14843248
>haven't worn undies in 20 years
They chaff muh uncut dick.
When I used to wear undies they would slide the foreskin off just a little and my weiner would rub against them, no good.
>Get some old car for free
>still runs quite well
>take it to a garage for a quick checkup
>there's fucking rust on the oil filter
Luckily the garage owner was a total bro and hooked me up with a free oil change, air filter, oil filter and valve cover seal.
>>14846946
People don't notice
>>14848415
Or they don't care. I've been wearing the same polo to work for 2 weeks with different T's under it. Nobody gives a damn
>>14845869
Man my car is bulletproof she should be dead.
>Bro moving to otherside of aus
>cant take his car + wife demands he gets rid of it
>illtakeit.jpeg
>98 subaru wrx 2.5 conversion 340 hp at the wheels
>he never changed the oil since my other bro did work on it 2 years earlier
>dumbass didn't know how to lay cable for his stereo and rubbed and almost burnt down the car
>timing belt never been changed
>fan belts never been changed
>breaks never been changed
>she stopped reading once she hit 250,000ks
>that was 8 years ago
Thing runs smooth and never misses a beat,gave her a service and a bit of touch up on the bodykit here and there but for some reason it works perfectly when it shouldn't with how much he thrashed it when i was younger and he first got it.
>>14848553
holy fuck your car is running on god damn miracles
my car's service manual tells me to change the oil every 10k
>>14843329
>he bought a jag
>>14843228
>>14843228
>She waits until Compass declares oil change
>Gets it changed at Walmart
>Drives it to work 1h 1/2 away
>Comes home
>It's making a metallic clink noise in idle.
I don't know what the fuck to do, I know a bad serpentine, CV Joint, Wheel Beerings.
But I'm fucking clueless on engine knock noise varieties. I really don't want to hear it's a fucked rod or some shit.
>>14848879
now I know what a tv diner feels like
>>14843237
They have a 25k mile one but even the rep I spoke with said do 5k then send it in for a rest and go from there. On E85 he told me have it tested at 2.5k.
>>14846098
I own a Boxster so I know where your coming from. The Boxster holds 10 Liters of oil and has a big ass Bosch filters. Back in the day when they wrote that 15k change interval, the recommended Mobil 1 oil wasn't actually shit. It was good oil and because of the M96's capacity and oil arrangement, the 15k interval was acceptable.
Nowadays, I wouldn't run Mobil 1 at all and would most definitely change my oil at 10k miles. It's just that added security for me.
Also a fun fact. The Porsche rated spark plug change interval is like 50k miles or something but I have to change them at least every 15k.
>>14848797
My uncle got a new jag. My earliest memory of a car is sitting in my parents broken cadillac in the dead of winter with a busted heater, going to go pick him up and push the jag to the corner shop
>>14848958
If you use copper plusg 15k is normal. You need iridium.
>>14845956
> you're still playing with fire if you think that you can reach 15,000 miles without an oil change
Lots of cars can go that long and longer without an oil change. How good it is for the car is another story. I know motherfuckers who drive for years without an oil change.
I put in amsoil 15k oil and swap the filter after 7.5. We good. Car runs better than yours because toyota.
>>14847245
That doesn't happen to me, except sometimes when I'm wearing boxers.. say if I don't put my dick away carefully enough after pissing.
Your foreskin must not be long enough
>>14846260
Witnessed.
>>14846539
BMW e90
>>14846548
I always use 92 or higher, usually 92 since the minimum requirement is 91. I usually drive highway with some city, I definitely don't granny the car but I don't red line it every drive, it's a 6 speed so I like to have fun with it.
>>14848553
When I first got my nitrous kit I wired the solenoid in reverse so the kit/line/bottle was positively charged and sparking against the chassis so I lost that braided line and bought a replacement all fixed now swapped the wires on the solenoid
>>14845883
Manipulate the lottery tickets
>>14846694
I manipulate the lottery tickets. Have a (You) because I responded to my own post
>>14846260
You're only really supposed to wash jeans (excluding work jeans or really dirty ones) once or twice a year.
>>14847245
>>14849860
Hwat?
