Why were these so popular in the mid-2000s?
>>14843216
Small penis' exist
>>14843216
Any time gas gets cheap they get popular again
Because Americans indulge in excess, status, and one-upping eachother
It's why Acura is owned by Honda but exclusive to North America
>>14843225
Nice black font on black background asshole
>>14843216
Middle class status angst and cheap gas.
Every douchebag "club promoter" with a tank top and Oakleys had one.
>>14843216
9/11
>>14843334
>implying trashy women don't magnetize to H2s
I'd own one too if I ran a shitty club.
>>14843343
10/10
They are comfy af and drive great
Can't deny it looks cool. But has been ruined by over all plasticity and reputation.
It's basically the "fellow kids" version of the hummer
>>14843216
because it's the kind of thing you buy if you want to look like a playuh
>>14843435
>aspiring to player status
>not buying Classic American luxury
>>14843216
Minorities
>>14843221
More like no penis.
Early 2000s marked the advent of "retro cool," bling, and the rugged not-a-minivan soccer mom movement. Combined with cheap gas prices, it's not hard to see why these were in the driveways of every suburban McMansion.
>>14843504
Have you been in one? Everything behind the front seats are small and cramped, and they drive like tanks.
>>14844764
>implying negresses don't have penises
>>14844732
>minorities
HA.
>>14844732
>>14845081
>>14844865
Yeah my buddy had one in hs we would always take it to the river bed and blaze it parked at a 10 degree angle
>>14844727
shut the fuck up grandpa this is 2007 and im looking tight in my ed hardy gear
>>14844709
And I thought his wood paneled van was bad enough. That's an abomination.
>>14843216
>golden age of the SUV status symbol craze
>designed specifically as a status symbol
>higher than average capability
>styling cues and badge from the single most masculine production vehicle ever
>high GVWR classed it as a weighted truck, allowing a tax write off
>literally impossible to confuse it for anything else
>bulletproof drivetrain that had already been popularized by other models made for super cheap parts
>>14847173
I had totally forgotten about that one lel
>>14843504
I agree with this anon, my boss had one that I drive from time to time
