>he bought a prius
>it gets worse mileage than a TDI Jetta
>women laugh at him every time they see him pull over
>he'll have to spend a fortune in batteries sooner or later
>it's dirtier than a coal rolling Cummins even before you start it up
>his car is made with nickel from a dirty mine in Canada that destroys the environment
>he's a total asshat in traffic
>he brake checks at people for driving nicer cars
>he goes at 40 mph in the fast lane
>he blocks people all the time
>he doesn't know how to merge
>he thinks he's saving the planet
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it for free
>it is the only joy he gets out of his sad existence
>he will never have a girlfriend
This stale pasta again?
>>14819824
SLOW BOARD
L
O
W
B
O
A
R
D
![00606_a4aFEB2GGO7_600x450[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q3z88NQ.jpg "00606_a4aFEB2GGO7_600x450[1].jpg")
Why do you keep reposting this same thread? I mean it's not trolling since we already all hate Prius and they're already the butt of a ton of jokes.
>>14819824
>stale pasta
This is now a tayfu thread
>>14819841
well there was an awful lot of prius enablers last thread
nice fiero with a bodykit tho
>>14819851
Thanks. I watch swapped Fieros nationwide since I'd like to buy a super cheap one. From the sound of the ad this one's engine and interior are as rough or rougher than the body but I fucking love the aesthetic of a rough Ferrari.
>>14819851
the only thing worse than being a prius enabler is being a dumbass dumping money into a 15 year old used volkswagen and pretending its any better
kek
>>14819930
I was just memeing, not even thinking about the car, but now that you pointed it out, I think it's really nice. It looks like it came from a neo-80s post-apocalyptic movie.
>>14820020
lel, I have a 27 year old vw and don't need to dump money on it
and at least it accelerates as it should
>>14820028
Yeah it's just sitting in Wyoming, unloved and unwanted with too high an asking price on it - $4500 with a 308 "that runs" an an interior that's "pretty rough". Would love to see some /o/ld faithful get it for $2k and give it a little tlc.
>>14820020
>this is what prius enablers believe
stay cucked please
I'll be over here enjoying my Mercedes
>>14820088
>>14820088
>my mercedes
>muh vw is german engineering
top kek, stay delusional
>>14819824
damn, swiffy really aged quickly... or time flew by too fast, can't tell anymore
>>14820280
>he hasn't watched License to Drive
inb4 underageb&
>>14819812
prius is a social statement. you will attract many low test beta females with a prius.
>>14820472
>low test beta females
wtf does that even mean
and why would I want a high test female?
>>14820735
you want one with enough test that she has a huge girl penis
>>14819824
Where have you been, Tay? You should post with a tripcode.
>>14820735
>and why would I want a high test female?
No charge for her.
>>14820472
>low test beta females
Good. Don't want some gargantuan, boisterous bitch.
>>14820472
>butch SJW dykes with attitude issues aren't high test
wew lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsAti31IlJY
>>14820919
Get her on board, I'll call it in.
>>14820919
>>14820987
HAHAHAHA OFF BY ONE FAGGOT
THIS IS KEK SHITTING ON YOU FOR BASTARDIZING BANEPOSTING, IT'S "SHE WAS TRYING TO GRAB YOUR PRIZE."
My Volvo started making noise today.
Think it's something in the oil system.
I'm sad, I don't like when things go wrong
>>14820472
>being this wrong
>>14819842
B R E H
R
E
H
>>14822273
wow she looks like shit there
nice ass tho
>>14819812
>he bought a prius
Yep.
>it gets worse mileage than a TDI Jetta
Nope.
>women laugh at him every time they see him pull over
Nope. They think it's a sports car actually. truestory.jpg
>he'll have to spend a fortune in batteries sooner or later
Nope. Leased, will trade for 4th gen update when it comes out in 3 years, battery lasts 7+.
>it's dirtier than a coal rolling Cummins even before you start it up
Cummins... whatever fag.
>his car is made with nickel from a dirty mine in Canada that destroys the environment
4th gen is lithium.
>he's a total asshat in traffic
Not me. You must be talking about pleb tier 2nd gen Prius drivers.
>he brake checks at people for driving nicer cars
As above.
>he goes at 40 mph in the fast lane
As above.
>he blocks people all the time
As above.
>he doesn't know how to merge
As above.
>he thinks he's saving the planet
As above.
>he takes his "job" very seriously
Only job I have it one that pays $70k/year.
>he does it for free
As above.
>it is the only joy he gets out of his sad existence
You're right, it's pretty enjoyable seeing you make a buttblasted Prius hate thread.
>he will never have a girlfriend
In 3 year relationship. Got the Prius after we met, she was commending me for it.
>>14822531
>$70k/year
>Leased
Enjoy being poor, what with your poverty-tier paycheck and your stupid decision-making.
Tfw car is emissions exempt and nullifies the effects of at least 3 prii.
>>14822531
>Nope. They think it's a sports car actually. truestory.jpg
>>14822559
absolutely based
>>14822531
Does your girlfriends son enjoy lifts to his fathers house on the weekends in it though.
>>14823437
Pz out girl scout
>>14823437
>>14823437
ITT: prius cucks
/pol/ is leaking again
If dubs diesel owners are fags
>>14826411
Leave it to /o/ to defend a car that makes driving a chore. The absolute cucks of 4chan. You don't see people in /k/ defending shitty guns.
>>14826516
haha pwnd
>>14826519
>haha pwnd
>>>/v/
i really dont understand this
or even the context this post is from
seriously its like moonspeak on the frontpage daily why hasnt this person been permabanned
>>14827339
>i really dont understand this
spotted the newfag
look up "he does it for free"
damn, I shouldn't spoonfeed normies
>>14822531
>this is actually what prius owners believe
Can someone please give this fagged a red pill?
>>14829228
Is that a fiero with a toyobaru bodykit?
>Can someone please give this fagged a red pill?
He seems immune to them. I almost lost my shit when he said women believe it's a sports car lel, everybody knows what a Prius is. It's not like it's some obscure model or that it doesn't look like a washing machine with wheels. Must be sad to have to delude oneself like that to cope with the reality of driving a Prius.
>>14829538
top kek, saved
>Is that a fiero with a toyobaru bodykit?
>with a toyobaru bodykit?
triggered
