What's the best car to drive drunk?
>>14819275
>>(you)
top b8 m8
>>14819281
a motorcycle
>shit's hella fun
>but honestly a F250 or F350 diesel with a few roadbeers
>>14819275
None. You shouldn't be driving.
>>14819275
H2 clearly
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>>14819275
A cop car :^)
>>14819275
A Kia Rio. By yourself. Off of a cliff.
A Volvo, so that you survive when you crash.
You'll have killed an innocent Volvo though.
>>14819304
Literally agree 100%
>>14820294
And probably whatever you hit.
>>14819275
A large sedan like a Ford Crown Vic with the usual automatic transmission..
Just close one eye and fuckin drive. No gear shifting, no swerve from a light body, no under-steer or shittiness like in a truck.
ford ranger
>>14819275
Tesla self driving thing or a bicycle if you want to hurt yourself
>>14819275
Hearse
>skipping the middle man
>>14820356
Hell yeah
>>14819275
public bus faggot
>>14819275
1997 Ford Focus without cruise control and one headlight and bald tires.
pic me after making it home last night
1994 Dodge Dakota 4x4
A non turbo automatic Saab so you can't go very fast, you don't have to do much, and if you hit something you'll survive.
>>14820348
And whatever the thing you hit, hit, and anything else within half a mile radius.
A motorcycle. Iv riden mine drunk several times and to be honest is wayy easier to ride correctly than a car specially if you hitting the highway. also cops wont pull you over
One of these badboys
The only acceptable drunk vehicles are boats and bicycles
>>14822861
drunk boating can be very dangerous you're wrong there
>>14822872
obviously you wouldn't go on some hydro thunder shit
>>14820356
>>14821273
As the driver of a 1992 I can confirm this 100%.
