Alright...let's take it onto this back road here, and see how it does...
I hate this boom of random generic as fuck looking white males driving their friends cars around on YouTube while saying general as fuck statements pretending to be reviewers.
>Read off Wikipedia facts.
>Give it half throttle and say its fast.
>Random comments on the steering and ride quality.
>>14819258
Those fucking teeth. That's nightmare material.
>>14819258
WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
I swear you guise, this thing just did nood to 69 in only 8 SECONDS
OOOMAHN I CAN'T HANDLE THOSE SPEEDS
>>14819307
He reminds me of those cannibals from The Colony.
>>14819288
This. What's even worse is the number of views they draw, there must be a lot of pathetic suburbanite cucks looking for videos like this on Youtube.
>>14819288
This, so much this. It's like reading a Falcunt post with no real substance.
>you will never take your dick into his backroad and show him what it can do
>you will never make him squeal like a firetruck and high RPM
>>14819288
what if i made a youtube channel where I just shit talk my friends cars and then go hoon and actually work on them
>>14819429
You'd be MCM.
slightly related
>>14819455
Saabkyle is so fucking boring, he seems c u c k e d by speed limits and safety
>>14819560
Dude he is BEYOND cucked by that fat sow he calls a wife. Ever since they got married she's made a point of being in his videos more and more. She just sits in the back sometimes, not saying anything. Other times she does retarded, inane things that he doesn't need her for (like opening and closing doors).
He's such a typical southern cuck. Good ole white boy going to church with his chubby hick wife every Sunday. Then he goes out to the barn and tinkers on some old jalopy from the '50's while N'Darius, R'Shawn, and D'Markus pulverize her cervix with their 14-inch AIDS sticks.
>>14819429
You'd be haggard garage
>>14819637
what if I didn't nigger rig everything and blow my youtube money on retarded new 'projects' and never complete any of them
>>14819641
Shit, ya got me there friendo
>>14819606
sounds like you have some personal experience in this department.
>>14819455
That Farah. Holy fuck.
>>14819455
oh fuck I remember that thread, I posted the DOLAN
>>14819719
yeah that was a good thread
>>14819455
lmfao @ that Top Gear post
>>14819455
>SAABKYLE
his mother still dresses him
>>14819757
I love that gif
>>14819757
Id still strip him to his tighty whities and fuck him though.
>>14819757
> libtards that don't know that's the proper way to check the bore of an unloaded shotgun while cleaning
>>14819288
here's a bunch of great channels
B is for Build
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl4-WBRqWA2MlxmZorKOV7w?nohtml5=False
Speed Academy
https://www.youtube.com/user/spdacademy
Toms turbo garage
https://www.youtube.com/user/turbomiragedude
The car passion channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCarPassionChannel
Petrolicious
https://www.youtube.com/user/PetroliciousCo
Why have no /o/ posters made a successful youtube channel? They are the foremost experts on what makes an auto youtube channel good.
>>14821406
He was joking
>>14821412
Add motion auto TV to that list imo. He tends to ramble a bit, but makes long, informative videos where you can learn shit from just watching him do random stuff.
Also has two JZ powered 240's.
https://www.youtube.com/user/MotionAutoTv
Name a worse /o/ related channel than Vehicle Virgins
Pro tip: you can't
>>14821427
still, it's the only way to check for an obstruction if you don't have a bore light
>>14821435
>6 reasons why the sports car my Dad bought isn't practical in day to day grocery shopping
>>14819449
A bunch of britbong memefags, why would he want to be that?
>>14821453
>britbongs
>>14819757
I still don't understand why they cringed, the shotgun isnt going to magically load itself. If you checked it's unloaded then look down the bore as much as you fuckin want.
>>14821420
I'm starting one for a project I'm doing this summer. We will see how it goes.
>>14821453
>britbongs
>mcm
>>14819560
>>14819606
>tfw you will never get paid to read the brochure and owners manual of various cars loaned to you by dealerships
Seems like a dream job
>>14821486
No.
>>14819258
He looks like Beavis and Butthead. Seriously.
>>14821490
Well why the fuck not?
>>14819258
WAHOWEEHOO, i like taking it in the ass WAHOOOOWEAW
>>14821499
What fun is there reading the spec sheet of rental fleet specials?
>>14821462
Top Gear is heavily scripted, they just did this scene and the two reacted like that because it would be funny.
Canadians going for their gun license are taught that looking down the barrel after inspecting the breech is proper etiquette for clearing a firearm. No one actually does it, but it's still taught.
Sorry I'm a bit autistic
>>14821516
>Drive fun cars for a week after doing a video of you reading a bunch of specs
>And get paid for it
>>14821435
Car Throttle
>Regular Car Reviews
>reviewing a 700hp Supra That doesn't make boost until 4200rpm
>Floors it up to 3000rpm
>HOLY FUCK THIS IS FAST
>>14821524
>spend 50 hours a week filming, editing, and spamming yourself on social media
>make 60k a year
>no benefits, no fallback plan, no valuable experience
Very few people are living large off youtube
>>14821524
Yea, I'm sure homeboy is swimming in millions reviewing Velosters and Focii.
>>14821548
desu 700hp sounds like p fast already
>>14821557
Did you only look at the first two videos on his channel right now?
>>14821551
That little faggot's got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire.
He's got some kind of pharmacy degree
any example of saabkyles fat wife in videos? i cant find any
>>14821576
>Did you only look at the first two videos on his channel right now?
I did, and I yawned.
>>14821420
Didn't regular fur reviews used to post here? Or was that after he "made" it and was just shilling?
>>14821604
M8, I'm not even defending this faggot. Now you're just being ridiculous.
>>14821576
>he's a millionaire
>drives an amerishit charger from 2012
>>14821648
That ain't workin.
That's the way you do it.
>>14821655
You review some Hyundai on the internet.
>>14821655
Money for nothing and chicks for free
>>14821671
>chicks
you mean that land whale he calls his wife?
>>14821719
Let me tell you, them guys ain't dumb.
>This thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q36YG3e7f7g
>>14821532
Correct.
>>14821740
MAYBE GET A BLISTER ON YOUR LITTLE FINGER MAYBE GET A BLISTER ON THUMB
>>14821412
Petrolicious tries too hard, they just come off as pretentious and fake with all of their "artsy" camera work and rambling talk about the owner's life story. Not enough talk about the cars themselves.
>>14821946
Personally I love hearing peoples stories about how/why they fell in love with their cars and how they attained them.
If I want to know more about the cars I'd rather just hop on wikipedia/car forums anyways.
>subaruwrxfan
>buys a bunch of other shitty cars except a WRX
>>14822035
>If I want to know more about the cars I'd rather just hop on wikipedia/car forums anyways.
I like to hear about the stuff you don't see on wikipedia and the forums, like on Jay Leno's garage, where you hear about the designers and the process and the quirks and stuff.
>>14821599
https://youtu.be/dlGdLRt-E48?t=674
