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Is the rest of the world even trying?
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>>14815506
Trying what? Putting lazer beams in tomatoes?
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>>14815506
>muh german engineering
>posts a trunk lid and bumper
You're the reason modern cars suck.
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>>14815560

>modern cars suck.

>le 'grass was greener' meme'

Fuck you and your 1968 Buick, grandpa.
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Japan does just as good without pretending they're some kind of god on earth because they don't cut costs with nigger tier engineering.
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>>14815577
They just borrow it.
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>>14815582

Directly copy it, but make it cheaper.
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>>14815582

t. kim jeun byeok the Zainichi Hyundai engineer, AKA "Hideyoshi Sada"
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>>14815577

Japan also engineers their shit to last forever while Germans like to make sure you have to buy a new one within 10 years.
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>>14815569
>being this assblasted about the fact that most modern cars are about how the exterior looks not driving experience

Maybe you shouldn't have posted a fucking trunk as an example of German engineering, you dumb cuck.

>>14815577
This. Germany outsources labor to Syrians while Japanese engines are built with steel folded over 1000 times.
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>>14815616
Nah...you just don't buy or have experience with the Japanese cars that have that shit. Stick to the used shitboxes.
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>>14815631
>Nah...<denial>
Is that your reaction when your boyfriend cheats on you with a Syrian?

Keep denying the stats, Toyota and Honda will keep building unkillable cars.
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>>14815631
Not that guy but I've worked at a Volkswagen dealership for about 4 years and I will tell you that German cars are shit.
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>>14815639
Like I said, stick to your used JAPANESE shitboxes that don't use any of that shit.
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>>14815658

>pay a fraction of the cost for a car 10 years older
>still faster than you
>still more comfortable than you
>will still be on the road 10 years after the part designed to fail at 100k miles and destroy your drive train fails

How is this bad for me?
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>>14815658
An E90 BMW 328i, BMW's most stripped down car with less tech than a Camry of the same year, will leak oil like a sieve, blow up its transmission after 100k mi, have electrical problems caused from BMW's idiotic insistence on running wiring where water will eventually get in, and lose plastic bits.

Don't believe me? Have a scroll through TrueDelta on reports on the E90 328i and be astounded at how such a simple car could have such random problems.

>that shit
Yeah? List that shit.

Wait, you can't, you're a moron and you're making shit up, you only like German cars because of the badge of whatever company you shill for. You are a brand whore, and a stupid one at that.

You are probably not even German.
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>>14815686
This is where I list all the problems particular Japanese models have had over the decades.
/thread/
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German cars don't rust.
Jap shit rusts after 4 years or sooner if you had an accident.

I know which i am choosing
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>>14815716
The German car because you're a shit driver and can't stop yourself from crashing.
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>drive an is250
>no fucking problems whatsoever
>mom drives a glk
>a year in and there are problems with turbine, some oil leaks, suspension etc
I'm not dissing on nazi tech, it has dat luxury vibe for sure, but man, they realy let themseleves go for the last 10 years. They were much more reliable when I was a kid.
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>>14815784

Brothers of the L unite!

Also Mercedes have always been unreliable.
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>>14815506
I still can't get over the fact that jap manufacturers just gave up and make eurotier non-tech advanced cars. Where are the sporty cheap cars like Celica? Is fucking hybrid Mirai all they can do?
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every one with an audi
>my thermostat went
>my water pump blew
>I thought timing chains are forever?
>turbo spun a bearing ejecting debris into the engine on 12psi
>why are wheel bearings $200 each?
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>>14815795

Yep, japs especially know this pain seeing as their street car culture STILL revolves around the 90s staples.

I wish I could have been there, a period of cars so amazing that the performance culture still resolves around them 20 years later.
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>>14815820
So do I, anon. So do I. All we have now are either shitty family city drivers or fucking hybrids.
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>>14815506
meeting emissions?
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>>14815795
>Where are the sporty cheap cars like Celica?
They're bringing them back, or at least Toyoda is saying so. We'll see the new "Supra" soon, and I guess the SFR should be fun to drive.
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>>14815815
>turbo shits itself
>2k for fix
>owner glad it was "only" that much
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>>14816083
>>14815815
>being poor
>buying japanese appliance cars because scared of wrenching yourself

Why are you even here?
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>>14816821
>spend a hefty sum on a 3 series, a4, passat dunno what else
>it falls apart in all places, constant maintence and repairs
>atleast I'm not poor!! So what that I've spend 30k on a lego boxset!!!
Noice logic mate. Should've bought a lexus.
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>>14816821
>implying you can wrench these overcomplicated pieces of shit
They are literally fucking designed to be impossible to wrench.
>Want to change your light bulbs? No fuck you, bumper removal required with specialist tools and the ECU must be reprogrammed or you will get a fault code that will log with the car company's servers and will void your warranty.
>Want to change the brakes yourself? lmao get fucked son, have another fault code that can only be cleared by your dealer :)
>Oh dear you mean that blown exhaust muffler can only be replaced if you remove the rear bumber and parts of the rear suspension and wheel hub? Your dealer can do that for you, for a nominal fee!
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>>14817103
On what car exactly?
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>>14817138
I bet he means almost every youroop car after 2011-2012
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German engineering is great, until it goes wrong, then it's really really not great.

>pic related when your SUPERIOR GERMAN car hiccups or throws a warning light
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>>14817321
I don't think so.
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>>14817361
http://www.reliabilityindex.com/manufacturer
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>>14815753
The German car because nothing feels better than having your body held in place by dynamic seating, and your ass massaged fast and vigorously while listening to Wang Chung going 250kph around a corner in a 6L biturbo V12 pushing 4000lbs of Hun metal. Fuck you chink.
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>>14817443
>damage control

BTFO
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>>14817584
>quoting Consumer Reports

Fuck off boomer
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>>14817571
>being this butthurt
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>>14815643
>Not that guy but I've worked at a Volkswagen dealership for about 4 years and I will tell you that German cars are shit.

Well... all that really shows is that VW is shit, and lets be honest we all knew that.
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>>14817584
>Audi this high on the chart

Must be bullshit, I heard from several workshops and retailers that the worst premium brand they sell (Germany) is Audi, they have problems all the time. Automatic gearbox not shifting properly then it suddenly is fixed by a software update, shit like that. Just dog shit cars that aren't tested properly.
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>GERMan cars
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>>14817672
http://www.newsday.com/classifieds/cars/consumer-reports-best-and-worst-car-brands-in-2015-include-lexus-mazda-and-toyota-1.10387053

cuccboi
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>>14817584
>japs are top tier
Seems about right, whats your point nazi sect adept?
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>>14817792
>consumer reports again
cuck
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