What would possess a human to purchase a vehicle that already has a strangers farts trapped in the seats?
>>14791773
Please leave now
>>14791773
probably the fact that the price is anywhere from 1/16 to 15/16 of new.
Thought this was going to be a lpg thread, was disappointed.
>>14791773
Dude I got excited when I saw the pic and thought there was a new LPG thread
Now I see it's just this. Kill self please
>>14791781
hi poorfag
>>14791785
>>14791787
lol umad
>>14791773
>see this image
>disappointed it's not a LPG thread
>tfw those stored farts creep up into your asshole
>tfw you have a stranger's farts inside of you
>>14791800
>op image deleted cuz muh dubs
Jeremy's car was the cleanest, with the seats just containing crisps, leaves, and his own dried skin. James fared worse, since his car had evidence of scabs that were picked off, and his steering wheel is covered in saliva with balls of mucus in the footwell (he drove it afterwards with gloves and a face mask). Richard's car, however, had traces of sports tape with blood on it, faeces, and pubic hair in the upholstery, and saliva on the steering wheel, prompting him to drive the car in a hazmat suit.
All of this (and more!) could be yours for the low low price of your health and dignity.
>tfw open up the center console and find someone's happy cloth and a half empty tube of lube
>>14791831
I like the one where they buy second hand luxury cars, and Richards BMW was clearly owned by a drug dealer
>>14791773
>farts trapped in the seats?
Farts don't work that way, stupid. How does someone as dumb as you afford a new car?
>>14792038
>Farts don't work that way, stupid
then why does my chair smell so bad?
>>14792054
Because you're a sweaty slob who never cleans your shit. It's the stink of moisture, oil and dead skin not "trapped farts" you nonce.
>>14792064
>arse oil
>>14792073
> not oiling your ass
>>14792073
>Skin has oil, ass has skin.
It checks out, even if you don't eat things fried in olestra.
except for my dd my vehicles are as follows
>built 9 years before i was born
>built 8 years before i was born
>built 1 year before i was born
>built when i was 6
>built when i was 13
.. new shit sucks
>>14792300
>1993
>1994
>2001
>2008
>2015
