do people here actually, unironically hoon on a regular basis?
i used to but my car is too nice to risk losing and my dd is a company truck
Lol dude i'm hooning down a road right now as I sp-
it's true sometimes I go into the hills and exceed the speed limit
now kill yourself fag
>>14791119
fuck yeah I do
live free or die faggot!
>does a mad skid
>>14791119
>Unironical hooning
All the time.
>Ironic hooning
Nothing says ironic like throwing up massive dust clouds at a freshly cleaned Mercedes/Audi/BMW or lining up a corner perfect and passing them on the exit with my shitbox.
>>14791152
How nice of the officer investigating your crash to finish the captcha for you.
>>14791185
This. How the fuck do you hoon ironically?
>>14791156
how do you escape the a-10 in the air?
>>14791141
>my car is too nice
Why buy a nice car if you can't have fun with it?
>>14791215
This is Sergeant Ramirez from the Orange County Sheriffs Department speaking. What the fuck kind of image board and forum is this? What the hell do most of y'all dick sucks talk about on here?
>>14791354
It's a car board, so y'know. Basically anything but automobiles and automobile culture.
>>14791354
>spic being sergeant
way to break the immersion
>>14791359
It's also a place when you idiots openly post about breaking the laws of the road? That's what I'm seeing a lot of here. Also seeing a lot of japanese shit. Grow up Fast and furious kid, American is way better.
>>14791363
Get out of the basement and you'll realize 50 years have passed, and "spics" are now sergeants scumbag.
>>14791439
i dont' have a basement but i know for a fact that it's against federal law for spics to be given guns that aren't for shooting hogs.
>>14791344
because its really expensive
>>14791473
But why buy an expensive car and not have fun with it?
>>14791462
Are we in the same country? Because here in the USA, I'm brown, have a gun, and am an officer of the law. The beauty of living in a free country. You're some sort of European or south American I bet. Here's a tip son: Don't ever try getting into this country, shitbag. With your attitude, it wouldn't be long before a guy like me busts your ass.
>>14791501
because i would rather drive very little for 3 years and have it paid off so i can get another car
>>14791516
>Free country
Keep telling yourself that when you told to go build the wall before being booted out of Trump Land
>>14791439
OH REALLY """""""OFFICER""""""", THEN WHY DON'T YOU FUCKERS ACTUALLY TICKET PEOPLE FOR ACTUAL DANGEROUS SHIT. OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T, YOU DUMB FUCKING PIGS NEED A HAIR DRYER TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO CAUSE YOU BARELY FUCKING UNDERSTAND THE RULES OF THE ROAD YOURSELF. ALL YOU KNOW IS "FAST NUMBER NO GOOD HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR". THE MOMENT I SEE A DUMB BITCH IN A FUCKIN SUBURBAN CUTTING PEOPLE OFF AND SWERVING AROUND WITHOUT SIGNALING OR PAYING ATTENTION WHILE FUCKING OFF ON HER PHONE AND NEVER LEAVING THE LEFT LANE GETS A BIG FAT RECKLESS DRIVING TICKET AND A SUSPENSION OF THEIR LICENSE I'LL CONSIDER YOUR INPUT ABOUT MY DRIVING HABITS, OTHERWISE SHUT YOUR FAT PIGGY SPIC FACE. AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED A FUCKING TAHOE FOR? YOU AIN'T HAULING SHIT EXCEPT YOUR FAT ASS. GO GET A FUCKIN TAURUS SHO-BASED INTERCEPTOR AND GET OUT THE LEFT LANE.
I don't care if it's not real, that felt good.
>>14791531
is trump land that amusement park that went bankrupt and everyone ran away from?
I own two cars. I hoon both.
Focus is fun to throw around tight corners, Monte Carlo is fun for high-speed backroads.
I also selectively take either to work, but as gas prices come up the Monte gets taken less and less.
>>14791570
No, that's Palmyra
>>14791570
It's like a zoo. It's that place where everyone goes to see the monkeys that still live there, throwing shit at eqchother and building mud huts, and claiming their patch of dirt is better than the others.
Like Africa.
>>14791570
>muh Trump went bankrupt maymay
Trump never went bankrupt, 5 out of his 515 companies did.
>>14791596
Implying he wasn't talking about future Murcia going bankrupt after Trump gets elected.
define hooning
I sometimes rev my car to 6k on straightaways, but that's it.
Yes, yes I do.
100+mph on the highway every once in a while
Drift corners in snow and rain
Take twisting back roads at 20+ over the speed limit
The police around here know me well
>>14791606
Merica is already bankrupt. We're 13 trillion in the hole. Unless trump liquidates all of his shit and donates it to the country, he's only going to make it worse.
>>14791119
I drive a 91 4x4 Hilux. Its impossible to hoon around here in this thing anyway since it tops out at 65 anyway.
>>14791576
that cucky cucke cucko is a cuck/chick car
>>14791851
How? Honestly I've seen more nigs driving base models and boomers driving SS's than anything.
>>14791568
Are you butt hurt son? Want me to call the suicide prevention hotline? Sounds like you might kill yourself.
Also, we let those women go because they're attractive, and I'm pretty sure they're the ones I'm fucking when I take them home from the bars on Saturday. Can't really tell though because I'm always drunk as shit.
>>14791699
>CEO is the Board of Directors.
>He founded those companies but never ran them.
>Search "hooning" on youtube
>Find this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSIY3RfrxWc
>This faggot blurred his speedometer
>>14795091
I had to close the video when he started spouting philosophical bullshit.
