>be me last night
>going home
>go to pass dawdling idiot going 15 under
>WOT to 10 over
>notice cop with lights off in parking lot to the right
>shitshitshit
>finish passing and engine brake to the speed limit
>cop pulls out of lot
>gets right on my bumper going 35
>I normally take neighborhood streets home to avoid traffic
>stay on big roads right now so it doesn't look like I'm trying to escape
>turn onto next big road the slowest I've ever taken it
>cop follows
>fuck
>turn on cruise control to 34.5 mph
>cop stays on my bumper all the way to third big road
>turn right slowly again, making sure to fully stop before turning on red
>they still follow
>another cop pulled someone else over
>be a good boy and change lanes to give them space
>get to stop light
>go straight, cop turns right
I had to go in a big ass circle to get home but damn that was stressful. Anyone else have stories of cops doing this to them?
>be me
>be cop
>I drove around a bit last night, pretty slow night
>>14790769
just pull over and pretend youre home
>>14790769
the other night I was coming out of a back road and flipped my brights off as I went through an intersection and I guess the cop coming the other way thought I was flashing him or something because he followed me on my ass for the next 2 miles or so before I pulled into a gas station to make him fuck off. next time the police follow you, op, just pull into the nearest store or gas station or whatever and they'll go away.
I once drove at night and this police officer on a bike drove past me. I was petrified because i hadn't got my yearly safety check done on my car(was planning on doing it the day after). After he drove past he immediately turned around and drove behind me. Sweating balls man. Fine for not having it was 400 bucks and i'm a poor student.He quickly turned left so it was just a shortlived tension.
>>14790769
>be American
>be afraid of police
The world we live in...
>>14790813
Don't worry. It will only get worse :)
>>14790817
>>14790769
The other night coming home from the gym at 3 am i filled up with gas and as i was leaving i stopped at an intersection. There was a red light and i was tired as fuck so i ran it. There were like 10 cops parked outside the restaurant on the corner. And i had my lights off thhe whole time. They didnt even notice haha, but apparently there was a shooting that night im surprised they didnt arrest me
>>14790813
I dont think it's fear of police more than its a fear of paying a fine and having insurance rates increase
>>14790769
This is why driving isn't enjoyable for me anymore
>go for drive on back roads outside of town
>not speeding
>not breaking laws
>just enjoying cruising without traffic
>police going opposite direction
>see him flip around
>lights come on
>I stop
Do you know why i pulled you over?
>no
Looked like you went over the fog line
>was driving perfectly straight
What are you doing out here?
>just going for a drive
For what purpose?
>Sir have I broken a law
No, just suspicious that you're on this road
>FML
>half hour later let's me go
>drive ruined
>going through shitty speed trap town while travelling
>pulling out of gas station
>oops my brights are on
>drive a mile or so and get pulled over
>you have a headlight out
>get out and look
>I'm sorry sir, I count 2 headlights
>cop gets mad and checks
>well you had 1 earlier you must have a short
>check brights and sure enough a bright is out
>ah ok, I just won't turn my brights on, thank you officer
>cop was super pissed he wasn't able to write a Jew ticket
>>14790866
Just keeping things safe, citizen.
>>14790876
Cops are just pigs out for ur money anon. Nothing else
>>14790844
Quite
>be me this past Saturday afternoon
>talk to a buddy at work who has a 350z
>we talk about doing a small race after work
>we get out of work and he follows me to the service road
>we do a 20 pull and he pulls ahead at about 70
>we slow down to about 25 and talk
>i say lets do a 40 roll
>no sooner i see a cop flying up behind us
>fuckfuckfuck.jpeg
>we move along and the cop follows him
>pulls up next to 350z and makes him stop (not pull over)
>i keep driving
>see buddy at the light
>he said the cop kinda chuckled and said we she be smarter about where we race.
>>14790844
What insurance?
>>14790769
>>stay on big roads right now so it doesn't look like I'm trying to escape
Moron.
>>14791529
Care to elaborate?
>>14791910
You're a paranoid fuckwit. You should have just continued on your normal route. If he follows you, he follows you. There is NOTHING suspicious about taking back roads through a neighborhood as long as you don't pretend to be the stig and race away.
>>14791921
It's not like I was leading him around anywhere. The big roads were just another way to get home. If I went through neighborhood streets it would be a much more convoluted path with a bunch of turns and stuff that could make it look like I was trying to lose him.
>>14791938
You WERE trying to lose him, you said you drove in a big loop trying to get home because he was following you! You should have just taken the normal route and gone home you dumbass!
Fuck!
>>14791953
Are you mad you can't write some jew tickets?
>>14791982
What?
>>14791982
So going home the normal way would have made it easier to give you a ticket or given a reason to?
Remember how I said you were paranoid?
>>14791938
haha what a nerd
>be me
>going 120 down small highway with a group of buddies
>cop passes in opposite direction
>doesn't do anything cause we're on bikes
>>14790769
Both times I've been pulled over is in front of my house. 1st time: driving without plates (bought my truck 3 hours ago) 2nd time: brakes were going out and i had to roll through a stop sign.
>be driving with friends in the car, totally distracted
>stopped at intersection, waiting to turn left
>lull in intersection so I think it's my turn and turn
>"hey anon, that was a red light"
>poor as fuck area, no cameras to catch shit
>"can't do anything about it now"
>remember there was a cop waiting at the intersection but he wasn't in a position to follow easily
>be a minute later and I see the fire marshals car riding my bumper for a few minutes, no lights or anything
another one, the cop didn't even have to move
>be snowy and icy outside
>have my nice and heavy Audi 90
>decide to do donuts on the mixed tarmac and ice parking lot
>have fun in an empty part of the lot late at night fucking around
>park the car
>look to my right
>cop crown vic parked next to the entrance I came from the whole time, engine running with parking lights on, just chillin
>>14791921
this x1000
>Chopping some sick hektik nuts on backroad
>see red and blues light up a mile away
>stop and wait
>get in a bit of trouble but just a warning
>cop seems glad I'm doing it away from people, but this is still technically a public road and to take it somewhere else
I think they were looking for someone specific. In my 22 years that was the second time I've ever seen a cop on the back roads.
>>14791938
>cruise control 34.5 mph
damn bro just drive normally the cop is looking for exactly what you were doing
>>14790866
If you don't believe ive broken the law, ill be going now officer.
>>14790866
>Be me
>Drive MX-5
>Cops never pull me over because they don't wanna have to deal with most likely an actual faggot
feels good
> driving 96 accord shit box
> no matter what I do never get pulled over
> even when I cruise 10 over
> sister drove same car for 4 years to school
> buys brand new accord coupe
> gets pulled over in a week
> speeding 5 over
Drive shit box = avoide ticket bruh
>>14790769
>Be me less than 1 month ago
>Driving an uninsured car with no road tax paid around the centre of Europes biggest city
>cops with flashing blue lights get on my tail
>I pull in the nearest McDonalds immediately, cops follow
>imfucked.jpg
>Turns out there was a drunken street brawl in the fucking McDonalds parking lot and the cops were dispatched there
>Watch the cops deal with the drunktards
>Leave
fuckin lol
>>14790801
did this once after a cop hopped on my tail in a low speed area, he waited a minute and circled back and pulled me over as i was leaving the driveway i pulled into
>>14793048
LOL. Whatd he say? Did he ask why you were acting like an autistic retard?
>be me
>topped out in my Subaru sambar
>+- 62 mph
>flat stretch of highway
>hear v8 roar
>drunk redneck behind me
>must be doing 100
>he's going to hit me
>truck is jacked up on 8" lifts
>mfw he drives directly over me and keeps doing 100
>TFW neither of our cars were really damaged
>>14793048
What happened after that famalam?
>>14793101
eyeroll.gif
>>14792851
>drive na miata
>driving in a pack to a local cars and coffee at 7 a.m. on a saturday
>i'm the last car
>cruising at 10 over on the freeway
>sheriff coming up fast in the right lane
>ohshit.jpg
>play it cool and engine brake to 65 mph
>sheriff cuts me off and pulls over WRX directly in front of me for speeding
>tfw cops hate faggots
>we all keep going
>>14793101
My neighbor has one of these and it's the cutest thing
>>14790769
I had two explorers follow me on my way home tonight. At first there was one, then another one merged into the road we were on. They were both behind me matching each other's speed side by side. They would at times hang back a bit, then accelerate to be behind me again.
One eventually made a u-turn crossing double yellow right in front of a slight turn, the other followed for a bit longer, u turned as well.
5~10 minutes felt like an eternity, as I judged whether to avoid all, most, or none of the bumps, how fast to accelerate in the change from 50 to 65, and the general brightness of those fucking lights.
Fuck driving in this town late on a wednesday night / early thursday morning.
>going 75 down a back road
>speed limit 55
>look in my review mirror
>see crown vic
>passes me on a opens stretch
>it's a cop
>he speeds out of view
>my shitbox can't keep up
I like to think he's still tearin' up the backroads
>be going 95 on the highway on my cbr1000rr
>cop passes by me
>see lights come on
>crank the shit out of the throttle
>his lights turn off nearly 1 second after he turned them on
>he didn't even bother because he knows he can't catch a bike
Goddamn it feels good being an unstoppable God on the road.
>>14794453
Then you woke up.
Fun fact, police cause accidents.
Police lights cause target fixation.
Police patrols pull attention away from the road
Common trap spots pull attention away from the road
Police tails cause erratic driving and people to take routes they normally don't while staring behind them
Accidents rates go up when police start posting up to enforce speed limits.
Police cars with people pulled over on the highway get hit far more often any other object in the shoulder.
>Drive car.
>Drive fast.
>See cop.
>Cop does not pull me over.
>I'm driving a diesel.
>>14790769
>play loud music in Maryland
>hood up cause cold
>cop profiles you as a dindu, tails you to city limits
Fuck Maryland cops 5 real.
>>14790813
i can't tell you how many times i've been pulled over for a shitty excuse like
"you have a glaring headlight" but never tickets me for it
one time i was ticketed for bald tires even though i had 4 brand new tires i literally just fucking installed and had to waste gas going to the police station just to get the ticket removed.
>>14790866
>buy gs400
>8000 miles of the fastest miles I have ever put in a car haven't been pulled over yet
>cops don't want to pull over grandma
>>14793006
> driving in London
You brave soul
>>14790866
Should have taken his name and number, and filed a complaint.
>>14790769
>piss in your pants because cops are driving on the same road
maybe I'm the only person aware of this, but cops are human beings too
so you don't have to be afraid of them eating your liver while you're not looking
>>14795462
I had a GS430, same experience, even racing up at Lakeside, then got doe by camera and nearly lost licence :(
Just googled to see what Lakeside is like nowadays... Lol.
http://www.essexchronicle.co.uk/Essex-Police-crackdown-illegal-Lakeside-boy/story-26619633-detail/story.html
>Going home yesterday
>get behind guy doing 30-35 in a 35 where most people go 45+
>less than a car length behind him
>see lifted K5 blazer drive by and flash lights
>wonder if police are ahead as there was literally no other reason to do so.
>Slow down and have 3+ car lengths between me and the slow guy.
>1/4 mile later wouldn't you know it a state trooper in the one hidden spot right after a bridge.
>flash my own lights at other traffic going 50 (in a 35) towards the trooper.
Thanks K5 blazer bro.
>be me headed to work this morning
>pull up to stop sign directly in front of police station
>complete stop, check all directions, pull out
>police car races out of parking lot by police station, is immediately right on my bumper
>no fucks given, continue at more or less the posted speed
>he follows me for about a quarter mile then U-turns and races off
No idea what that was all about.
>>14790866
Pick up that can citizen
>>14795913
>No idea what that was all about.
Power trip, trying to smoke you out and see if you'd fuck up.
Typical of some police.
>>14795843
> get 95 stealth R/T
> week later de idea to show it off to my friends on the local twisties
> see another stealth on one of the few straights
> wave at him
He puts up his head lights just to flash his brights at me
> I think he's just saying hello
> friend in super cramped back seats tell me that there must be a cop around the next turn
> slow down to speed limit
> pass through curve and see two cops waiting to get people
> later found the guy who flashed his brights down on a popular street (woodward if any of you know there)
> Become pretty good friends
> thank based 3S gods
>>14795935
Yeah man fuck the pigs trying to catch people at vulnerable spots.
Im totally fine with them ticketing real speeders like people doing 100 in a 55 or some such. Like my friend that got caught doing 93 in a 60, that was justified.
But camping out/hiding to catch people doing maybe 15 over is a shitty thing to do.
>>14795953
I meant that it was justified in my friend receiving a ticket.
>>14795953
>>14795960
Well, earlier in the month some stance again who was trying to drift or some shit smashed into a box truck, so I can understand why they were watching that road
>Be me driving shitbox Yaris
>Going 60-65 on highway
>Thought speed limit was 55, was 50
>Undercover charger soars outta nowhere cuts off multiple cars behind me with lights on
>Pulls me over right as I was about to take exit
>States he gunned me a few miles back going 94
>Apologize for taking more than a minute to find my papers, as I'm going through the papers in glovebox trying to find insurance card as it's buried since I've never been pulled over before
>He already had registration and by the time I found insurance he said it was fine and was heading back to car
>Thinking I'll get a warning since I have a clean driving record
>Tickets me for speeding and driving un-insured despite having constant coverage since I purchased the car
>After getting ticket handed to me he asks if I have any questions, where I say my car probably can't even go that fast, and request to see speed gun, and then he just walked away and told me I'm free to go
>Have to get a lawyer cause DE wants 800 dollyroos and to suspend license
I'm from PA and never had a problem before but I now see why people hate cops.
>>14790866
Truly one of my greatest fears when I go for night drives
>drive a burger GT
>be me
>do whatever tou want because unless you hit someone there's no police on the streets, ever
>still pay tax
>Be me last week going to the gym during heavy snowfall at 2am, Driving my dad's Subaru impreza
>Decide to take the long way there and have sum AWD fun around town.
>Do a few skids through intersection
>stop at gas station to get a drink for my workout
>notice my plate is caked in snow and couldn't possibly be read.
>front plate too
>continue on my way to gym doing 70kph in the 60 zones flying past corrollas that are crawling along at 20 with their hazards on.
>Cop sees me do a Siiiiick 120foot drift through a big intersection as he's sitting on the side of road with lights off
>see lights come on and cop pulls out.
>lol it's a fucking challenger rwd
>Do a E brake turn in the middle of the street and pass the cop going the other direction.
>look in rear view see him doing a three point turn
>Lmao bye
> go to gym and smash leg day
>>14795810
I have the same story only in my audi S2 in birmingham and involving a chase instead of a camera :3 car was almost crushed too
>>14796052
>ticketed for going 94
>in a car that can't even hit 94
>>14795764
>implying 1.5m square miles of Russia isn't in Europe
he must be a slav
>>14796339
he`s right, I was driving in London
>>14791276
>>no sooner i see a cop flying up behind us
>>fuckfuckfuck.jpeg
>>we move along and the cop follows him
>>pulls up next to 350z and makes him stop (not pull over)
>>i keep driving
>>see buddy at the light
>>he said the cop kinda chuckled and said we she be smarter about where we race.
Don't be a faggot
>>14790769
>Be blitzing down straigh mountain road going 230 (kph) in master race Odyssey
>RCMP crown vic passes me going other way
> no lights, no u-turn, he didn't care
>I love driving a minivan, cops do not give a shit
>>14790769
>last sunday
>driving to go jew some rich kids of of their money by selling some shitty magic oregano at double the street price
>doing 70kph in a school zone , going the same speed as everybody else
>i got my license 4 months ago , and in my country you have to have a yellow sticker on your windshields for a year after you get it because you're a newbie driver
>usually it only means that most other drivers cut you some slack cause you're a pleb
>also means that you are a cop magnet , as you get like 7 extra fines for doing the most random of shit while you have the lemons on your windshield
>anyway , i see a cop run out of an unmarked car
>the guy looks like he was drunk , stumbles out of the car and waves me to stop
> I stop as close to him as possible cause i'm a nice , law abiding citizen , and totally not someone who faux-deals weed to buy gas for his shitbox
>he walks up to me and basically shouts one word a a time : PAPERS PLEASE
>stumble like someone with cerebral palsy to give him my ID/Licence/Insurance
>he stumbles back to his unmarked Sandero
>i sweat like a pig
>In YuroPoor you have to have 2 triangles , a reflector vest , a first aid kit and a fire extinguisher in your car at all times , and if the cop is a cunt he can ask to check for them
>i keep my shit in the spare wheel bay , where i also kept a rather conspicuous looking tube full of weed
>as i am thinking of how life in banf-you-in-the-ass prison is , Captain Stumbles McShoutyshit comes back
>He gives me the minimal fine and tells me to fuck off .
> drive like a grandma back home and cry
Sometimes the cop is not the bad guy i guess
>>14795928
>get front and rear dash cam
>wait for cop to tailgate
>isthatadog.png
>slam on brakes
>get rear ended
>claim a plastic bag or something looked like a dog
>cam footage proves he was tailgating
>sue for damage and injury
>make monnies
>trooper gets in trouble
>rinse and repeat
>profit(literally)
>>14795764
London is fine, they let the Supercars roam and show off... Here in Melbourne you literally cannot drive a nice car. Ask any Victorian about how our government and media demonises car owners because of a few dumb bogans.
>>14794453
>>cop passes by me
>>see lights come on
>lights came on in front of you
you think you are a god when a cop gets a call and is canceled soon after.
You are literally retarded
>>14794453
>Unstoppable
>100-0 real quick when someone pulls out in front of you.
DED.
>Be me last year
>driving home from visiting gf
>12 am ish
>chill drive at first
>cop comes speeding up from behind
>our cars are practically touching bumpers
>cop honks
>slow down
>and the lights come on
>pull over
>cop slows to a crawl as he passes right by me and turns off his lights
>speeds off into the night
Pretty terrifying when you live in an area notorious for cops shooting people.
>>14796052
i have that car.. it can go over 94
>>14796052
>fun fact
did you guys know that the older prius (2005-ish) can do 190 km/h?
