What is the chicago deep dish of cars?
and what would be the classic new york slice.
BR-Z
New York Slice would be a V6 Mustang. Gutless, greasy, cheap, all around shit.
Snek would be the Chicago Deep Dish
>>14786639
Why not directly eating fat or drinking oil?
It would get you there much faster and cheaper.
Crossovers for sure.
>fat
>disgusting
>inexplicably popular
>>14786707
>>14786717
>europoors
Go back to your salads and shitty 1.6s
>>14786639
that looks like shit
kinda like mayonnaise and beans salad
no wonder americans are so fat
>>14786639
300c
>>14786736
halal salad
>>14786639
>implying Chicago deep dish is a real pizza.
Take your cheese and tomato sauce casserole and fuck right the hell off.
You can get something from a big delivery chain that resembles a true pizza more than that crap.
>>14786707
It dairy. Take it up with the Italians.
>>14786742
are you fucking serious
go have some chicago deep dish and report back
>>14786639
GTR is the deep dish
Ariel Atom is the Classic New York.
I think we all know which is superior in both cases.
>>14786787
This
(Captcha was pizza oddly enough)
>>14786815
>Ariel Atom
>Classic New York
So its not a real car let alone pizza. I agree
>>14786659
I-I-I...
I agree.
>>14786659
Nailed it.
New York Pizza is overrated american garbage, so that would make the Mustang a New York Pizza.
Chicago Deep Dish is underappreciated, not 50% grease and has substance. The CTS-V is Chicago deep dish.
The cities New York and Chicago are both unimaginable hellholes. Fuck them.
>mfw everyone always forgets about Detroit Style Pizza
the literal GOD MACHINE of Pizza
>>14786807
Chicago deep dish looks and is disgusting
And I'm American, fuck that shit
>>14788717
>Tokyo, Japan, however is the greatest city on the earth
>>14788839
No, that title belongs to Los Angeles.
>>14788847
>Los Angeles
>Not Seattle
>>14788839
Nah, big cities in general are shitholes.
>>14788847
One of the worst actually
>>14788741
This isn't Sicilian why exactly?
>>14788678
Wrong on both accounts.
GTR is outdated and pigfat and while in theory should be good isn't.
Ariel atom is a stripped down version yet is everything a car should be.
>>14789575
>new york pizza
>everything a pizza should be
>mfw
>>14789594
>Chicago deep dish
>not a fucking pie
Have you ever even seen an authentic Italian pizza?
It's even thinner then New York style much of the time
>>14789655
>Have you ever even seen an authentic Italian pizza?
Yeah, it's NOTHING like a new york pizza, but it's not that good either. New york pizza is SHIT. Big, soggy floppy crust, oil everywhere, garbage. Tastes like cardboard dipped in cheese and oil. Fuck off with that nasty shit.
At least deep dish pizza has hearty sauce, many cheeses, good crust, many toppings and fillings. It's good as hell.
Authentic Italian pizza is not the standard by which all pizza should be judged, anyway. It's not very good. When I go to italy I order regional specialties and pastas, the pizza there is nothing to write home about. Just because they invented it doesn't mean they did it best. I'll bet you think German cars are the best too since the Germans invented the car.
>>14788741
>Detroit style pizza
What's that, an abandoned pizza covered with niggers?
>>14786639
pizzas are gross
>>14789681
Nah man.
Thin crust pizza or bust.
Deep dish isn't very good dude.
New York isn't soggy when done well.
And disagreed about authentic Italian pizza, I had some in Flornece, Rome, Sardinia and Milan.
And the only one of them that was not exceptional was in Sardinia, but they're not "really" Italian to begin with, and the seafood pasta, pork, and flatbread makes up for it.
In regards to German cars, they're overpriced, and not all that good.
Porsche > Mercedes/AMG >= Audi > BMW
I'd rather go Italian personally, despite the reliability issues there.
But I'm more of a pre 1995 American made cars man myself
>>14789689
>What's that, an abandoned pizza covered with niggers?
>>14789689
Underrated post
>>14789689
>>14789681
Have you had real NY pizza while in NYC? It's fucking perfect. Only thing to compare is upstate NY/Western NY style with a hearty crust and smooth thick sauce. I have had pizza across America and nothing compares to Western NY pizza.
>>14790151
>Have you had real NY pizza while in NYC?
Yes. I've been to NYC on business many times, unfortunately.
>it's fucking perfect
No, it fucking sucks. It's the worst style of pizza in existence. Only New Yorkers think New York pizza is best.
>>14786639
what the fuck, thats not a pizza
thats a cheese cake with meat
>>14790243
It's fucking magical. Just look at how that slice defies gravity.
>>14790170
I'm an upstate newyorkian and my pizza is superiorist. But NYC has that crispy asfuck slice for a buck and I could/would eat it daily.
>>14790170
I'm from WA state and have never been to New York and despite that New York style still is the best.
Fuck Chicago pizza
>>14790562
Fucking New York City idolators, that city fucking sucks, I hate it. Dread every time there's a business event or conference there, and EVERY FUCKING TIME where do they want to go?
>HURR DURR ANON WE FOUND THIS AUTHENTIC NEW YORK PIZZA PLACE SOME LOCAL TOLD US IT'S THE BEST AROUND DUR HURR
And it tastes like shit. There's always some local dipshit who gets all nostalgic or prideful about some local pizza shop, some of them are even famous local pizza shops, and they suck.
>>14786742
It's you again
Get some new reaction images
Your opinions are always so awful
>>14789655
"""""Authentic Italian pizza"""""" fucking sucks dick compared to American pizza
>>14790885
Where are you from and what is your favorite local pizza chain? Pizza hut and dominos are out.
>>14786639
I'm on a diet
FUCK YOU
Chicago native here. Edwardo's is the master race . Giordanos a shit.
>>14789681
>>14789655
>>14790151
>>14790421
>>14790562
Brit here, what kind of pizza is Dominos and Pizza Hut? Because those are our only two choices here. They sell pizzas in the supermarket labelled "Chicago" or "New York" but I dunno if it's the real deal.
>>14791112
I live in Florida, I'm from Alaska. Haven't found a good "local pizza chain" here. There are a bunch of dumbass new york transplants here who opened new york style pizza places, all of them taste worse than the real new york pizzas.
>>14791181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj2WKny3eZE
New York Pizza isn't fucking special.
>>14791221
Thank you. Finally someone who agrees with me instead of stupid fuck new york shitpizza fanboys.
>>14791181
Marks and Papa John's are Western NY style. I think they expanded to Florida.
>>14791162
Closer to the New York, but not the same. Dominos and Pizza Hut is pretty much the Amsrican "standard" of pizza and doesn't have a regional bias.
DiGiornos (spelling?) has a really good Chicago style frozen pizza so try that if they sell it in Bongland.
>>14786639
>New york style
So bland and boring like cartboard, the Toyota Camry
>Chicago style
So disgusting, fat and fucking overrated as hell, Bugatti Veyron
>>14791260
Papa John's isn't "local" imo. It is decent pizza.
Never been to Mark's. My favorite big chain pizza is Pizzaria Uno.
>>14791296
I know but they are my local chain that went to Florida.
>>14786639
>What is the chicago deep dish of cars?
Range Rover Sport SVR
>and what would be the classic new york slice.
S2000
>>14789681
>Big, soggy floppy crust, oil everywhere
This retard has never had good New York pizza. Good NY pizza has a crsipy, cracker thin crust, simple, flavorful sauce, and good cheese with almost no oil. Chicago "pizza" is a disgusting mess, much like their hot dogs. Everyone from the mid west is retarded.
>>14791379
>hurr durr u just didnt hav da rite ny pizza
Typical stupid fucking new yorker. Protip: I've been to NYC way too many times and have eaten at way too many of those fucking pizza joints all over the city, and they are shit. The best one I have ever had was "decent" but not good enough to pick over some chain shit like pizza hut. Also
>no true scotsman
>>14791389
The best pizza is not in NYC, but Jersey, Connecticut and upstate new york. Either way Chicago Deep Dick "pizza" is not pizza at all. It's Cheese Slop Pie.
>>14791389
>you can only get New York style pizza in New York
full retard.
Protip: most cheap places to eat in the city are shit.
Also, please learn what no true scotsman means.
>>14791431
>you can only get New York style pizza in New York
I didn't say that you STUPID FUCK
If you could fucking read, you'd see that all along I've been calling people who worship new york style pizza in this thread and insist the best pizza is in NYC that they're stupid and new york city pizza SUCKS and new york style pizza SUCKS.
>>14791448
You say New York style pizza sucks yet you've only tried it in NYC proper. You're an idiot.
>>14791460
>yet you've only tried it in NYC proper. You're an idiot.
READ AND SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB SHIT
>>14791181
>There are a bunch of dumbass new york transplants here who opened new york style pizza places
I have already told your stupid illiterate ass that I have had new york style pizza elsewhere. All over the goddamn nation there are "new york" pizza places, and I have eaten at more than I wish I had. Most of it is GARBAGE and the best of it is DECENT.
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>>14786798
those abominations are 100% american
>>14791268
>So disgusting, fat and fucking overrated as hell,
>Doesn't choose the GTR
>>14791379
>shitting on Chicago hot dogs
I'm pretty sure that's how you make New York hotdogs, shitting on a Chicago style, rinsing it clean of toppings, and covering the taste with mustard.
Yeah, Chicago style Pizza is basically a Welsh Rabbit in ketchup, but it's not like New York Style is good either.
Detroit style is the best.
The only food the East Coast does better than the Midwest is seafood, there's nothing in New York that isn't surpassed by Chicago or the Twin Cities.
Both styles of pizza are shit. Pizza itself is bottom tier foid.
>>14791466
There is no need to be this upset
Deep dish is overrated, but Chicago thin crust is miles better than anything you get in New York.
>>14791263
Thanks, I'll have a look.
Lmao @ americans getting mad over pizza
deep dish is absolute trash.
Brooklyn pizza is actual pizza.
Edgy faggots itt eat famiglia at penn station and think they've had a ny slice.
>>14791821
Fug, every junk food ITT has a better counterpart in Rochester NY and y'all don't even know.
>>14791911 fuggin garbage
>>14786787
>mfw New Yorkers call an Italian Burrito "pizza"
>>14791944
Rochester is the best town in the mid Atlantic, but you need to spend some time in Minneapolis and St Paul.
Americans have shit taste for pizza. Pizza Hut and Domino's suck, Papa John's ok tho. Real Italian fashioned pizza is the best.
>>14792043
>others have shit taste
>likes papa johns
You're retarded.
mfw thread gets derailed by ACTUAL CHEESE PIZZA
>>14792024
Literally flyover
>>14792074
>Rochester
> calling Minneapolis irrelevant.
Stay away, you wouldn't like it here. It doesn't smell rotten enough.
>>14792082
Nigger you got your quotes wrong.
All 3 places mentioned are flyover
>>14788741
Great detroit style pizza can go hand in hand with this meme
>>14791981
>mfw Chicagoans get caught in the crossfire of a gang shooting and EMS takes 45 mins to arrive
The only good pizza is zpizza.
>>14791981
>Downtown on a summer night
top comfy
>>14792111
Keep saying that like it's an insult. New York, LA, Washington DC, and San Francisco are horrible places. The night life isn't any better, the food isn't any better, the theater is only marginally better the music scene is demonstrably worse, the cost of living adjusted for income parity is far worse, the scent is far worse...
I can go on and on, people who use flyover as an insult are so caught up sniffing their own farts that they are blind to fact that their cities suck balls.
>>14786753
I'm okay with this. Fat as shit, super dense, but overall pretty damn nice.
>>14793070
Rochester NY and the Midwest have great local music. And if one of the people gets big you probably know the kids. It's a pretty good feeling to know someone who made it was an actual cool guy.
>>14793070
>the cost of living adjusted for income parity is far worse
This.
Living in a big city is fucking retarded unless you are pulling in a 6-figure salary.
>>14786639
>tomato paste and cheese
What fucking texture would that have outside of 'slop'? Gross.
>>14786639
Fucking hell this city pizza war is still going?
>>14793070
>New York, LA, Washington DC, and San Francisco are horrible places
>opinion stated as fact
New York, LA, DC, and SF are all internationally relevant cities and hubs of american culture and history. Hence the higher cost of living. The Twin cities and Rochester are literally flyover locations, meaning:
>you fly over them to get where you're going (ie NY,DC,SF,LA)
it's fine to be proud of where you live but don't bother wasting your energy trying to present your opinion as an objective fact.
