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Why isn't this protective safety feature mandatory yet?
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>>14786591

What am i looking at?
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>>14786600
50,000 heat-jews of rage
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>>14786600
Anti traffic light car jacker protection
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>>14786611
This should come with all stock cars
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>>14786591
>Install it into your shitbox
>Some soccer mom in a Ford Explorer squeezes her broodmobile in tight in a parking lot
>As her trashy grubs open the sliding doors, she flings her door open carelessly
>EHRN EHRN EHRN
>Lolwatevsyolo, just a piece of jun-
>*FWOOOOOOOOOSH*
>Her fatty rolls act as mere fuel for the cleansing flame, pockets of oxygen trapped within snap like firecrackers
>Her squealing brood are incinerated, as is the SUV, layers of Mcdonalds wrappers and hockey equipment acting as the foundation for a greasy pyre
>Anon comes out, the blazing cars on either side have damaged his car heavily
>Worth it to keep those damn niggers from stealing my CDs.
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>>14786600
South African anti car-theft system.
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>>14786591
kek I remember seeing that on tv in the early 2000's
>show about anti-theft in shithole country's like africa
>The E36 had flame throwers under the doors
>Also had an Acura set up to shoot pepper spray when someone try's to steal it
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>>14786591
just run people over like a normal fucking person why pay for a bemmer fire system when 3 tons of american muscle works better
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLhWzMOccTg
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>>14786710
kek
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>>14786591
looks like a good idea
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Ah, South Africa!

There are also people that just have large spring loaded steel bars put under their cars, between the wheels. When someone tries to car jack them, they push a button to release the bars. Which swing out and crush the bones in the attacker's legs, and possibly amputate.
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Just going for a fill up

let me pop the gas tank

oops wrong button

BOOM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5a_BmL0AfA
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>>14792749
>oops wrong button
you deserve it
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UIT DIE BLOU VAN ONSE HEMEL
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>>14786591
Liberals
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