>Be me, a no-insurance guy
>Always claimed people that bought insurance were idiots wasting their money on something that was never going to happen
>Decide to myself: Fuck it, let me just get a quote
>USAA $79/month FULL insurance
>We're talking the whole 9 nine yards
>Collision with $50 deductible
>Comprehensive (tree branch, deer, etc) ZERO deductible
>Rental car for free
>True accident forgiveness
Holy shit I fucking FEEL it. I get it! It's washing over me like a gad damn tidal wave. I've joined the True masterrace of godly insured persons. I'm higher than any drug could make me. Right now I'm praying to the insurance gods that somebody hits me tomorrow on my way to work so I can get all my dings and scratches fixed. Oh god my life has improved immensely this is unreal!
>>14786193
>usaa shill
fuck off. didn't they tell you in your briefing to post your thread at a high traffic time?
When I first got car insurance, I thought it was the stupidest thing. Charging you based on the mileage you drive. More for sports cars. Forced full coverage for a new car. All this based on where you live and all this other shit.
Fuck. You managed to piss me off OP.
>>14786231
How could I be a shill for a company that only gives insurance to a select few people, which I can pretty much guarantee none of you are.
>>14786193
I know that feel. Deer decided suicide by car was a good way to go last night. Car is inna shop right now. Thank god for insurance.
>>14786391
I have USAA. My integra costs more to insure with them than my newer 335. fucking car thieves
>>14786193
>Be me, a no-insurance guy
>Always claimed people that bought insurance were idiots wasting their money on something that was never going to happen
>insurance being only optional in a developed country
What the fuck did I just walk into?
> some fucking retard was driving without insurance in the same country as me
>>14786919
freedom
Insurance is legalized gambling that you're forced to participate in. Even if it's against your religion.
>>14787029
>the freedom to behave like third world scum
Well, technically it is freedom alright
