Do you fart in your car?
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Do you fart in your car?
>>14779454
Never. I'm a girl. Girls don't fart.
>>14779496
tell that to my grandma
No, I pull over, get out, and fart into the wind.
Dumb frogposter.
Everyday
>>14779496
A girl once told me that they do. Why did she lie?
>>14779496
Yes they do. It just comes out of their mouths as words.
>>14779496
>implying grill on /o/
nice try chumpette, but I saw right through your clever little ruse.
>>14779515
Because she's a liar. Girls "poof". Stop hanging around masculine dikes.
>>14779557
am girl. can confirm i only "poof". sometimes "toot"
>>14779676
>>14779496
It doesn't count if you have a dick, tumblr
>>14779716
Farts do count if you have a dick.
>>14779537
and their asses, pretty bad deal.
>>14779454
>perforated ventilated and cooled seats
Yes, I fart in my car. In my car, noone can smell you fart.
>>14780093
girls dont poop
>>14780170
>farts perforated into seat cushion
>noxious gases lay dormant within
>turn on heated seat
>electric charge ignites particles
>spontaneously combust at 65mph
Don't look at me like that
>>14779496
OH, THEY DO.
Also, if they DON'T, they really get easily pissed off at anything.
Or even get really aggressive.
Whenever she gets pissy I just tell her to go fart in a corner and after that she's usually really calm and open for civilized discussions.
Absolutely, I drive with the windows open as much as possible anyway, and it's my own fucking car after all. I fart at home, too. How can you call it your home and your car if you don't allow yourself to fart in it?
>>14782068
thank you for that advice. gonna try that next time.
>>14782068
thanks for this tip
>>14782004
true story
>>14782004
2bh I did say "ventilated" though
>>14779454
Kind of.
>Drive miats top down
>Pull in front of OP
>Stand up and fart in his general direction
>Sit back down
>>14782157
That was actually because that woman had a leaking gas tank in the car.
THIS tho, is the real, farting deal.
>>14779454
Yes. I have a bottle of fabrezze in the glove box for this very reason.
>>14782222
Choice! Mighty farts there
>>14782222
SHAAAAAARINGAAAN
>>14782222
>all that energy when those farts combusted
That would have been enough to propel a car for at least 10 miles if used efficiently.
>tfw you will never be able to get your car running on your own farts
>>14782222
>I told you not to smoke in the car man
