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Annoying things normie girls say about cars
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>My favourite kinda car is the black one from supernatural

>I'm not sure what it is but it's black and shiny and really cool.

>I think it might be a ford mustang


I have heard several girls say this when asked about cars... Why?

Not just the one girl but lots say this.
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>>14779143
It's probably because they recognize the appeal of b-pillarless autos.
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The Supernatural fan community is huge and uncomfortably obsessive. I dated a woman in her late 20s who was really into it. She at least knew it was a '67 Impala and the specs of the various cars used on the show, but I vowed never to date another woman who watched Supernatural. All day she was comparing whatever was going on around her to the show. She had virtually no sex drive but she wanted us to both roleplay as male characters in the bedroom. She cosplayed and went to conventions where she sold fanart with her other creepy friends. She even had a lifesize Castiel doll in her house.
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Girls just like whatever cars guys tell them to like tbqh m8. This is why country girls like trucks and city girls like BMWs and shitty rustangs in the high school parking lot.

If the television says "like this car" they will like it.
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>>14779172
Is this real life?
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>>14779172
So do mexican girls like lowriders?

Do Asian girls like hondas?
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>>14779143
Itt: Underaged Girls
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>>14779182
>mexican girls like lowriders

Yes, if they live near lowrider dudes.

>Asians

Except Asian girls are a special exception because they have societal pressure to gold dig as hard as possible. So they just like whatever says "I have money," unless they're jungle asian "race queens" who like what ghetto asians like (shitboxes)
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>>14779170
Godamnit nigger, I would have made her happy for a lifetime.
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>>14779221
>Godamnit nigger, I would have made her happy for a lifetime.

Dude, every single fucking aspect of her life was constantly being compared to Supernatural and gay stuff. You'd have to be crazy.

>Hey anon, why don't you grow stubble and wear a trenchcoat everywhere? Oh wait, you could cut your hair really short and wear a leather jacket.

>Anon, stop trying to get me to look at the sunset at this beach we're at. I need to show you Misha Collins' Tumblr posts from the last three weeks on my phone.

>My dream car is a black 1967 Impala. I'm saving up for one.
You have no money and you let the Volvo your father gave you run out of oil. What makes you think you can daily a 40-year-old sedan?
>Asshole anon

>Heterosexual relationships seem so superficial. It takes two men like Dean and Castiel to show real love for each other.

>Hey anon, let's roleplay in bed today. Do you want me to be Sam or Dean?

>OK anon, the next two weeks you're going to have to take time off from work to help me with Misha Collins' scavanger hunt. I've already told my boss she has no choice but to let me go.

I'm never, ever, as long as I live, dating a Supernatural fangirl again. She didn't see me as a boyfriend--she saw me as some kind of framework her fantasy could be hung on. At least dumb photos of me ended up in the GISHWHES contest.
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>>14779263
what the hell made you stay anon? Why didn't you nope out the second you found all that out? What, did you think she would have a change of heart and drop all that faggot stuff for you?
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>>14779263
Was the pussy good though?
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I dropped supernatural because of stupid Felicia Day and the Dr. Who fanbase jumping to the wagon. Those girls have shit taste since they don't say they will literally put lego blocks into the vents if they owned on.
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Boi, google Super Wholock
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>>14779263
I bet the Volvo still ran though.
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>>14779787
I'd never dated a fangirl before, and I'm OK with a chick having freaky hobbies as long as it doesn't cross over into reality. Took a long time to figure out what wasn't going to change. Plus she was a really nice, honest person.

>>14779930
Terrible.

>>14781520
Yeah, on one of our first dates I commandeered her car and drove it straight to Autozone for five quarts. It's still running two years later. 2001 V70 wagon.
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>>14779950
Supernatural ended at season 5.
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Is this like the X-Files or Buffy of the '10s?
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>>14779143
Girls know shit about cars and thinks everything is a mustang because it's the "normies" car.
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>>14781694
>"normies"
>>reddit

Girls like Mustangs because they're both sporty and masculine. They're not space-pod looking like Jap imports, they're not tacky displays of wealth like supercars, and they're not cartoon roided-out like the Challenger. They've also been popular for 50 years and never went out of production like other models did.

A car will never get you a girl unless she's a whore, but a Mustang does the best job of making you look cool of any newer car. BMWs have a similar fast-and-manly image to them, although they're not as cool.
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>>14781683

It's not as good as the X-Files, or as hip and funny as Buffy. It's hot angsty guys doing hot angsty guy things. About 4-5 years into the show the writers and actors realized most of the fans were yaoi fangirls so they just rolled with it and since then it's been nothing but queerbait.
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>>14779263
>she saw me as some kind of framework her fantasy could be hung on

I hate to break it to you, but that's how all women work. Most just have fantasies of Getting Married and Having a Baby and etc, and they'll plug in whichever guy they're with into that

That girl, however, does in fact sound like a lunatic.
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>>14779172
Holy shit so true
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>>14779182
Mexicans and Asians bout that lowdown life
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>>14779178
Or is this just Fanta sea
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>>14779143
>"fans" not knowing the name of the car and the year
Reeeeeeee
Gimme my 76 impala so I can be dean
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>>14781964
>>14781964
67* stubby ass man hands
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>>14779170

This is a problem with bitches who like TV shows in general

I don't mind a gal who enjoys NCIS or something, because that's a quality show.

However, I've dumped a gal straight up because she watched Doctor Who. I'd do the same for any slag who watches Firefly/Supernatural/any of those weeb shows.
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>>14782005
all holowood TV shows and movies are semitic garbage for fluoridated goyim
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>>14782005

There's nothing wrong with a chick who just watches Dr. Who or Firefly. It's when it becomes an obsession and part of their personal identity it becomes a problem. Same thing with guys and anime or Star Trek. The shows are fine as long as you don't turn into a sperg.

And dude, as long as you're posting on 4chan you can't complain about weeb shows. Visiting this site would be a reason to break up for some women.
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>>14782005
>any CIS
>quality show

I honestly can`t think of any American series in the last 15+ years that has been of any quality. Its all been just drama + *insert genre here*.

>Drama + science fiction.
>Drama + detective fiction.
>Drama + horror.
>Drama + whatever the fuck Lost was.

The plot stays almost identical, just the stuff happening in the background is slightly different and everyone might be dressed differently but thats it. And don´t even get me started on sitcoms, where half of the cast are stereotypical queers.
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Ex-gf was really into Supernatural, tha damn 67 Impala was the only classic car she knew by name. She was also into doctor who. Total bitch, crazy and unstable.
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>>14779263
>asshole anon
Kek
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>>14782005
Have never seen a retarded Firefly fandom, desu.

Super Wholock, on the the other hand, is beyond retarded, those people are crazy.
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>4 years ago (end of grade 12)
>hanging out with girl
>we watch a lot of supernatural
>never really goes anywhere
>don't think she was that into me
>now she's a total hipster and a single mom

Woof. Dodged a bullet there boys. She was pretty rad, but I think at the time I was just trying to get lucky because it had been a while.
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>>14782259
Am I a normie pleb for thinking Breaking Bad and Saul are good shows?
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>>14779143
Because Jensen Ackles drives it
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>>14782259
That's quite normal though, drama is one of the most accurate genres depicting our life
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>>14782022
Very true. I like you.
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>>14779182
My peruvian girlfriend loves her accord, and only loves accords. I don't get it.
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>>14782462

only if you are a faggot.
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>>14779170
>she wanted us to both roleplay as male characters in the bedroom.

wut
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>>14779170
>she wanted us to both roleplay as male characters in the bedroom.
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64 impala
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Holy shit, I thought I was the only one with a girl like that.

>She watched supernatural over and over again, and pretty much everyday she posted some random tumblr tier shit about the show on facebook, like some cringy quotes.

>She also binge watch that shitty late night show with Jimmy "alcoholic", and tries to shove it down everyones throat.

>And she has a horse, (Not against horses or anything), but she is always with that piece of meat, and pretty much didn't have time for anything else.

Also, never date girls with horses
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>>14788028
Ive heard this a few times already, horseloving chicks seem to be damaged goods for some reason. All that had something do with them opinionate themselves strongly to steer clear.
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>>14788028
Sorry to tell you but she was banging the horse anon.
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>>14788101
Yeah, its offcourse a male horse, and every fucking day, her snapchat story is the same, a picture of the horse with a shitty quote under it.
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>>14781786


Girls likes sedans and coupes. Why don't carmakers make more of them ?
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>>14782433
bcs is pretty damn good so far, and i didn't like bb that much
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>>14779172
Thats literally everyone on /o/ too so I fail to see your point.

I mean shit we have a sticky telling people what cars to like and what not to like, ffs
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>>14779172
Thats literally everyone on /o/ too so I fail to see your point

I mean shit we have a sticky telling people what cars to like and what not to like, ffs
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>>14789368
Do you understand the purpose of the sticky? It's a quick cheat sheet for avoiding shit cars if you're buying cheap. It'd not "these are good because we say so" it's "these have stood the test of time and are good. We recommend these"
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>go see need for speed when it came out
>new gf became obsessed with the Mustang and was googling prices of a '13 or '12 boss 302 while we were in the theater
>"why don't you drive a mustang like this?"
>"I do drive a mustang"
>"no you dont, that old ugly thing doesn't look like this"
>"it's a mustang, mine is just way older, this one's brand new
>"it's not the same car!"
after the movie I had to point at the 289 badges and had her read the word MUSTANG on my 68 to get her to realize the car I drove her to the theater in was a mustang
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>>14779170
>She had virtually no sex drive but she wanted us to both roleplay as male characters in the bedroom.
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>>14789389
There was no second date right

How does somebody not recognize a first gen mustang?
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>>14779143
Stop hanging out with tumblrtards
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>>14788076
You'll always be third place at best when dating a horse girl

First is her horse and second is daddy's money
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>>14782036
>Visiting this site would be a reason to break up for some women.
It would be for any self respecting woman.

I couldn't trust the average poster on here to help raise a child if he speaks to strangers, children included, the way you does online. Shitposting from behind a keyboard is cowardly, pathetic, and any woman would lose a lot of respect for any man who goes here. The type of exchanges on this site considered regular would be abrasive and hurtful in the real world.

And if you consider it important to troll people than to be a good husband and father, then any rational woman would, and should break up with you to protect her child, and herself.
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>>14789522
4chan is free, unfiltered speech. Nobody talks here how they talk IRL.
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>>14789389
My girlfriend's the exactly opposite.
>"these new cars aren't mustangs"
>"now look at this 67 Fastback with the blue racing stripes"

She also loves the smell of autoshops and wants to learn how to wrench.

I love her so much
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>>14779170
>she wanted us to both roleplay as male characters in the bedroom
>not liking reverse traps
It's like you're gay or something
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>>14789540
Trolling is a sign of a lot of pent up anger or resentment and it is being taken out on people over the internet. Trolls are also extremely insecure and like to project negative derogatory comments to others. Trolling has been linked by psychologists to narcissism, as well as sadism and psychopathic tenancies. Researchers have postulated that trolling is an expression of latent narcissistic rage, where a narcissist attacks and belittles others as a way of maintaining perceived superiority.
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>>14789522
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>>14789581
Or, y'know

It's shitposting
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>>14789581
I agree shitposters are fucked in the head, was just talking about posting here at all.
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>>14779172

Thats pretty true about any of their opinions. I have seen a girl turn from muslim into a catholic christian when switching boyfriends.
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>>14788028
>Also, never date girls with horses
For real man. Horse girls are literally crazy. All extreme animal lovers are a little off their rockers, but horse girls just take it to another level.

If I have a daughter, I will probably off myself the second she says she wants a horse.
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>>14789555
trips say you stay with her.
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>>14789605
>tripfag
>talking about posting here its bad

K.Y.S.
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>>14789316
>muh crossover
>muh suv
>muh truk

I only drive a suv because it was the best I could get at the time that had proper legroom
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>>14789716
I didn't say posting here was bad at all, just that shitposters have some kind of mental disorder.
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>>14790266
Like tripfags
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>>14790294h
Show me on the doll where the tripcode touched you
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>>14790302
The eyes, where you hit me with your shitposting.
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>>14790317
>I never bait
>I try to help troubleshoot problems
>occasionally contribute shitty ms paint edits
Wow you're right I'm a terrible poster
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>>14790330
You are a tripfag that bitches about people who use 4chan, so yeah. You are.
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>Annoying things normie girls say about cars

ok, here:
>Does it have a name?
>Let's drive "Luna" tonight. What? Oh, "Luna" is my car's name.
>Please, Mister Mechanic, "Luna" needs your help. I know this is too expensive for me, but please, look at her, she looks soooo sad.
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>>14790338
Well excuse me for complaining that /b/-tier posts should stay in /b/ and commenting on the possible mental state of people who make said posts.
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>>14789611
I have a cousin who is the most vapid, stupid bitch I've ever met. I used to tell people that she was like water, in that she takes the shape of her container. Every new bf she would get, all of the sudden her interests would immensely change. She was ugly af too, so I don't know how she would even get guys to talk to her.
>oh I love OU, I always have XD
>oh I love spanish music now XD
>omg I love anime XD
>UT is the best go longhorns XD
>omg drugs are so cool I love drugs XD

Now she's a drug addict.
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>>14790359
Also, her mom was pretty well off and got her an IS250 when she was in HS when they had first come out. We were driving and she scoffed at somebody driving a Lincoln Aviator
>what, you couldn't afford the Navigator? Lol

But in the same breath
>I didn't need the IS350, it's not like I race
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>>14790359
>Now she's a drug addict.
hahaha
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>>14790420
She did some kind of sketched out title loan with her lexus with a random black guy, and now she doesn't have a car
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>>14790420
420 confirmed weed is addictive pls colorado ban weed
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>>14788101

Have you seen the size of horsecock?
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>>14789522

Most people shouldnt breed at all. Now stop being a faggot.
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>>14779154
damned well they should

b pillars are the devil
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>>14779143

ITT: Anon realizes women suck.

I wish I didn't like tits and ass.
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>>14791046

everyday in the shower
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>>14788028
literally what is it with horsegirls?
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>>14792157
They are all crazy
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>>14779170
I dated a girl who was into the whole doctor who/Sherlock combo plus a few other things. I thought I was bad with weeb shit, but at least I keep it to myself holy shit. Every fucking thing she spoke about or did revolved around those TV shows.
Pretty sure she only dated me because I looked like David Tennant.
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>the creator of the show wanted to have the car be a mustang
>he consulted his neighbor who was probably an /o/tist
>he called him a fag and said he should use an impala instead because it can fit a body in the trunk

Some random impala fanboy shilled it into a memecar.
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>>14790467
Lol that's retarded
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>>14779170
>She had virtually no sex drive but she wanted us to both roleplay as male characters in the bedroom

kinky
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>>14789389
>drives a mustang
>"anon, why don't you drive a mustang?"
mfw
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>>14790345
normie girls don't name their cars...
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>>14789522
Nigger pls
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>>14789581
Maybe the type of trolling that involves making fun of dead children on facebook.

Making auto vs manual threads on /o/ is very different.
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>>14789581
kek trolling pre-2011 was about taking the piss, then you bunch of autists came and fucked it up trying to be all edgy and cool. real trolling is forcing people into thinking in patterns they never have before, its the exact opposite of what it is now.
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>>14779154
fpbp, well done lad
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>>14782372
Ask /tg/ some time to tell you the tale of the browncoats. They can be just as autistic.
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>>14789316
That's why we get cars like shitty fwd toyota celicas that are basically just a fwd camry.

Women will buy them...

Some other examples of shit cars aimed at women are dc4 integras and hyundai S coupes.
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>>14789400
This has me confused aswell.

Even normies know what first gen mustangs look like right?
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>>14789522
>The type of exchanges on this site considered regular would be abrasive and hurtful in the real world.


That's why I come here.. I get pissed off at people from college and life so I take it out by arguing with idiots on 4chan.

Some are probably just trolling me but I'd like to believe they are not.
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>>14789656
Every girl wants a horse as a child.

They grow out of it and want a husband instead.
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>>14790359
Don't take bruce lees most famous and wise quote and make it into a way of describing retards.
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>>14779143
>Pull up to Pizza Hutt drive through window in a fucking Prius
>Girl at the drive through window asks "Is that an Impalaaa...?"
>Look at her like wat
>"Its a Prius."
>"Oh, I just love Impalaaas."
Is that so?
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>>14795695
Makes for better riding for sure.
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>>14792157

Addicted to horsecock
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>>14795089
Normie girls give their cars names because they don't know what the car actually is.
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>>14798438
This is true.
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