3 outta 4 audi driver are douchebags.
>>14776281
Dude I'm a Audi driver and the reason why I drive like an asshole is because my dad wasn't around he was too busy running a Fortune 500 company. I wish he was home more often. I fucking hate his guts, he died while working now all I have is the money to blow to help stop the pain and the void I feel inside.
>>14776333
Fuck the pain away
>>14776333
Funny how your second-hand last-gen Audi and the fact that you are trying to overcompensate your fathers lack of socioeconomic succes tell us that you are not, in fact, the rich abandoned asshole kid you try to imitate.
But please. Try to live up to your Fantastic Image of inherited succes. It really amuses most of us.
>>14776281
I'm an Audi owner and I drive like a douchebag because of my insatiable craving to have my tip inserted into someone's asshole and my body squeezed until all the liquid contained inside flows through the tip and into their anal cavity. It's been my dream since I was a child and my father informed me of our family's proud history being massive douche bags. My grandfather once cleansed over 300 anuses within the span of three months.
>>14776372
not that guy but you sound like a really pretentious cunt
>>14776281
I'm having a hard time believing this, please cite your source
>>14776281
You underestimate their dickishness.
>tfw top 25%
ayyyyy lmao
>>14776281
Here's how it works:
>people expect a certain kind of car owner to drive a certain way
>no matter how hard they try to not drive like that, people will still have those expectations.
>the driver doesn't get let in while trying to change lanes, people cut them off for no reason, generally treat them like assholes.
>said car owner now has no choice but to drive like a dick because they simply aren't being allowed to drive any other way.
>>14776281
They just are.
>was waiting at service counter in Canadian Tire to pick up some crap for my beater nissan with blown every gasket that exists
>greasy guy that looks like ass has been here with his female something since I got there, pacing around and generally being annoying as fuck
>cuts infront of the guy infront of me and starts screaming at the highschool-sales-dude at the count about why is his car not done, he's been here for half an hour and general stupidity
>manager comes over and tells him (in a customer friendly way) to fuck off, his car is next and they're busy
>guy is like tomato red in rage but seems to realize he can't do anything and walks over to his girl and starts complaining
>only words I hear are "They're just doing this because they're jealous of my audi, assholes."
>wait my turn, guy has gone outside to smoke since, get my box-o-parts, go outside to get back in car
>Go out, casually glance around for an audi out of curiosity
>only audi in lot is an absolute base-of-base model A3
>mfw
all of these bmw/audi stereotypes are so fucking stupid.
you guys realize that 3/4 all drivers are dicks/garbage right?
>>14776967
Except for the fact that nobody gives a shit what you're driving until you start acting lack a jackass weaving in and out of lanes trying to get one car length ahead.
VAG drivers in general are, but the Audi badge makes it 1000 times worse
>>14776281
because audi is just an overpriced volkswagen
>>14777199
Audi drivers are just a special kind of faggot.
>>14776281
Are we talking entry-level leasing loser who tailgates Camrys and belts the everliving shit out of his horn or RS model owner who drives like a maniac and enjoys himself while doing so?
Entry-level luxury models attract a particular sort. Think highly strung middle-class man who wants to look like he's successful. He can't afford an M3 but he can afford "a Beemer".
>>14776281
i don't really see any audis around here (DFW)
evry1 here h8 me ;_;
It's not just Audi drivers. BMW drivers are known to be huge assholes too. Other than that, aside from jeep drivers who just plain don't know how to drive, everyone else is okay. Idk what having a BMW does to you that you feel you have to run red lights, not use a turn signal, switch in and out of lanes every 5 seconds, speed in the right lane, and then honk as soon as a light turns green before people can even lift their foot off the brake pedal.
Saab drivers used to be the aholes around here (silicon valley) Someone honking 0.00001 seconds after the light turns green? 99% chance it was a Saab.
Now it's audi.
BMWs are 60% women, except M3s, which are under 30 asians with too much hair product.
BMW and Prius still don't have to have turn signals installed. Apprently
>>14776967
Thank Jeebus, somebody with some common sense.
It's these generalizations that ruin it for all of us who drive well.
If somebody drives like a knob in a Civic the reaction would be "oh look at this ass hat" (no reference to the car in question). Somebody drives the same way in a BMW and everybody goes "typical BMW driver".
It's like assuming all black people are niggers.
Oh shit.
>>14776389
>my insatiable craving to have my tip inserted into someone's asshole and my body squeezed until all the liquid contained inside flows through the tip and into their anal cavity
wat
>our family's proud history being massive douche bags
Ah
>>14777423
there are plenty, though yeah, muscle cars are more common, with coal-rollers holding the crown jewel.
though we have lots of bmw/cadis, and I know a guy a few blocks down drives a Bentley.
(mesquite here.)
>>14777806
>No S3
I don't hate you, am only disappoint.
>>14776281
yeah, but they'll still gtfo the motorway for a 1.3 shitbox aproching 120mph like they couldn't even drop a gear
>>14776967
Go to the costco in fremont ca. Watch the camry drivers (chinese and indian) drive like they are blindfolded and/or retarded. Leave glad to be alive or not run into by lady making a 12 point turn pulling in/out of a parking spot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjkkjH0GnfY
>>14777806
Not getting the A4 as a wagon.
>laughing_girls.jpeg
>>14776281
Because they think they drive a up-class car while smarter people tell them they just drive a Skoda with some leather slapped onto it. They're the only ones who say "Mercedes, BMW and Audi" seriously.
>not Mercedes, Lexus, Cadillac, BMW, and Genesis
>>14780166
>lexus
you think because you drive a toyota with some leather slapped on it?
>cadi
you think because you drive a GM with some leather slapped on it?
>>14780226
>butthurt Audi fan detected
One day when you take a step back and have a better look, you might see the difference.
I've owned both Audis and 1 VW. They even use the same materials.
Nb4 "Uh-huh it's all made of metal, plastic, rubber and there's no difference between metals, plastics, rubbers, etc."
>>14780280
They *don't
WTF does 4chan edit my posts?
>>14780239
I really touched a nerve there didn't I?
>one day when you take a step back and have a better look
right back at you.
>>14780321
if that's the best you can come up with in defence of Golfs with makeup
>>14780345
i mean it wasn't like i had anything of substance to go against.
camrys in makeup?
>>14780357
The ES? Yeah, I don't find it particularly representative either.
>>14780379
if that's the best you can come up with in defense of camrys with makeup
>>14780386
>implying I'm defending it
You're not very good at this, are you.
>>14780392
>I don't find it particularly representative
>ie, it proves me wrong so we should ignore it
>ie, defending lexus
i'm not the one who started with generalizing a lineup based on a shared chassis (which is more common than you'd think)
>>14780400
Generalising? lol, just compare the A8(L if you want) with the LS. Different levels And then remember VW had Phaeton. Audi is overrated rubbish. Well OK, that's too much, but it's a premium brand on Volvo's or Alfa's level.
>>14780433
>audi is a golf with makeup
you yourself said it.
This entire bit started off you not being intelligent enough to understand that badge engineering is really fucking common in the car world.
Tell me how many Saabs had their chassis' engineered by Saab.
Tell me why Mitsubishi had a Dodge Dakota in their lineup for two years.
Explain to me, please, why a Mercedes Benz chassis found it's way into a Chrysler Crossfire.
I don't even give that much of a shit about Audi beside the fact that they make
A) good sleepers
B) good sleepers
this entire argument is nonsense.
>>14780446
>who needs to keep goal posts in one place when you can move them
They make good taxi cars.
>>14780464
>who needs to build a chassis from the ground up for every single car when it's much more profitable to buy the rights to produce another one, or even to buy a few unbadged, unbodied models off the line and finish them at home?
that's why Audis are skodas.
that's why lexus' are toyotas.
that's why cadis are GM, specifically Chevy
that's why BMW uses GM chassis, with some leather slapped onto it.
your original point has been addressed.
What now?
>>14776372
Bait tastes good, doesn't it
>>14780477
>different platforms
>different parts
>different R&D
This doesn't apply to Audi on any notable level.
Get over it. Audi is rubbish in comparison with the rest. It's trying to put itself in a class it can't reach.
>>14780501
>who needs to keep goalposts in one place when you can move them
>>14780506
Well, that's just sad.
Let me point you back to >>14780239 and >>14780433
Or keep living in denial, I have no more to say :^)
>>14780540
>fishing this hard for a reply
you could have just kept doing what you were doing you know.
>>14780091
But all niggers are black people.
> pretty much all Audi owners thinking that having a glorified rebadged upmarketed VW makes them special snowflakes
>>14780226
t. audi driver
>>14776281
Had a run-in with one on my way home from work. Bitch pulled out in front of me for some reason at an intersection and then started yelling at me like I was supposed to let her turn. Shit like that makes me double take the lights to make sure they're green for me.
>>14776281
I live in Dallas and now that I think of it, I don't see many Audis around here. The dickbags prefer trucks.
As an Eastern European, I find these threads extremely baffling, because here an Audi isn't anything special, it can be a car of a peasant, a middle class man, or a richfag.
I've seen a man get ran over by a car only once in my life and the car was audi
Nah, this is the ultimate douchebag car.
>>14781991
>The dickbags prefer trucks.
Fucking this.
They think they're the owners of the road.
I'd broaden it out a bit and say anyone who drives German cars at all.
>>14776281
>based on my sample of 4 Audis, 3 out of 4 are douchebags
>>14780226
At least Lexus uses different platforms/engines than the Toyota models here. Audi literally has the same shit as VW here, except with leather and nicer options.
>>14781997
There are quite a few faggots here that lease/buy some used A8/S-line/Quattro that they can`t maintain and drive like idiots. At least BMW drivers generally hoon their cars on empty backroads instead in live traffic.
>>14780379
The ES is based on the Avalon, dumbass
>>14776281
Because audi's handle like shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cRhfPOBhpc
3 outta 4 Mk1/2 Focus drivers are completely suicidal drivers
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>>14782404
lol, Audis cant turn
>>14776281
It's the same with Bmw/some Mercedes. Not hating, just describing where the driving style comes from. It's the instant acceleration by the slight touch of the throttle, instant handling that responds well to slight turns, good brakes. Makes the car insanely easy to drive really, really fast. Compared to 35-40 mph traffic in a Kia. This easy access to fast, sort of erratic driving is just so hard to resist. If you haven't driven an Audi or a bmw you won't understand. I haven't driven a Benz so I can't speak for them except that amg is an impressive engineering organization.
>>14782927
>I can't act like an adult
the post
>be audi driver
>let people out of turn ins quite alot
>always bite the bullet and stop when the road isn't wide enough for two cars to pass, to let the other guy through
>do this even if the parked cars are on the other guys side of the road
>have even drove onto grass before to let vans by
>be two days ago
>approaching speed bumps
>a van is parked on the right side (UK so I'm on the left)
>junction also on the right side, obscured by van
>not a big enough gap for two cars
>be in process of going over speed bumps
>fag in E46 3 series comes out of junction
>starts beeping at me for not letting him past
Are BMW drivers for real?
>be me
>be hoon
>been driving shit boxes forever
>finally get a good job and purchase mid level used luxury car
>continue hoonish ways in my new car
>now I'm a douche and no longer a hoon
>>14782498
you gon Quattro your way straight into a wall lmao
>30 minutes ago
>on my way home from work
>road is going from two lane to one lane
>traffic on the left lane is ending
>in in the right lane
>Audi doesn't realize that lane is ending and he is merging into me
>beep and wave him to merge in front of me
>he gives me a middle finger instead
wtf man
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>>14783172
>UK
There`s your problem.
