>watch tv show
>scene where econobox family car takes off slowly
>WOT v8 acceleration + wheel spinning sound effect
>>14753027
>watch TV show
>4cyl sport bike goes by
Harley sound dubbed in
>>14753027
>have degree in tv production
>any sound errors/bad dubs
>police chasing car going down freeway at 20 under the limit
>cut to interior shot
>driver flips switch on steering wheel
>boost-o-meter goes from 0 to 1
>car speed increases by 100kmh
>i think we lost them
>car is driving rapidly backwards
>audible gear shifts in reverse
>>14753066
>Degree
>TV production
>Using 9-3 to advertise Bridgestones
>Most Saabs were sold with Michelins
>>14753027
Its a stupid show for stupid people. You aren't stupid are you?
>>14753238
step 1: strap gopro to cat
step 2: mail video to NBC
step 3: ?????
step 4: profit
>>14753259
you forget
>set it to some shitty "new world" elevator music
>be movie/tv character
>get flat
>immediately lose control and flip
>>14753267
that makes me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdaCDsN1FJ0
am I doing it right?
>car sound effect is some v12 sports car
>actual car in video is a diesel truck
>tyres screeching on grass
>nudges another car in front of it
>windscreen shattering sound
>some v6 shitbox
>sounds like a v12 with cherry bombs
> motorcycle in a scene
> it literally upshifts forever
>>14753770
>play burnout paradise
>cars are all automatic
>they have infinite gears
why even live?
Now you know how /k/ommanoes feel with their shit.
>>14753527
>>14753540
Wasn't it awesome when Top Clarkson started doing this?
>>14753943
I find alot of us here
>>14753027
>war movie set in Vietnam
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>>14753980
It's called Fortunate Son, get your shit together.
>somebody shoots the gas cap on a car
>fuckhuge explosion
>the driver keeps turning the wheel left and right but only goes straight
>>14753992
heh
>>14753980
>not knowing fortunate son
Fucking commie scum get off this board.
> watching random show
> light aircraft flying by
> p51 sound effect
>>14754005
>car is going around bends like nobodies business
>steering wheel doesnt move
>>14754005
This used to bug me too, then I bought an old Ford truck with real loose steering. I really do have to turn it a bit to go straight. Not as much as some shows, but you get the idea
>>14754067
>car steering has 0 play at all
>still have to hold the wheel at a slight angle to go straight
>>14753992
>>14754011
Look at these newfriends
>>14754067
driving Austin 8
while holding the wheel still the car is constantly turning left and right yet ultimtly proceeding in a strait line
have to turn the wheel what feels like an 1/8 before any change in overall direction
decide to let go of the wheel for shits and giggles car climbs up to the centreline of the road rather than diving into the gutter
must of had some weird castor
It's the car equivalent of when the computers make beep beep computer noises so that the audience can understand the tech people are computering.
>>14754093
Get your alignment checked
>>14753943
There's more overlap than you'd think, sheepdog.
>>14753783
You aren't alive. Burnout Paradise is Valhalla, where cars are reborn shiny and eternal.
>>14754093
>>14754189
If it's to the right, and the effect is very slight, and you don't notice it on the highway, it might just be that the road is crowned
>>14753027
One of my younger siblings (I'm in uni and still live at home) was watching Scooby Doo the other day and there was this scene where Velma runs over the monster or whatever with this Zamboni looking snack cart thing. She got on, it showed her (zoomed in) slamming it into 6th gear, and flooring it, doing a wheelie and hitting him hard. I was stupefied
>>14754093
>>14754151
I even stuck a redhead steering box in when the original blew a lower seal and it still has plenty of play. Less than before, but still
>>14754067
Old cars had castor set to 0 as factory settings. Put it at 3 deg + and that vague area disappears.
>>14755258
Side note, lots of old cars don't have adjustable castor, you set it with shims.
>>14753027
>watch movie
>old xr400
>2 stroke noises dubbed over
>>14753027
> Scene of main characters in vehicle travelling down a road.
> Car is actually being towed down the road by a camera truck, controls disconnected, zero input required by actors.
> Director tells actor to move steering wheel every now and then like he's driving for dat realism.
> Fuckjob just sits there swinging the wheel back and forth in 30 arcs.
Oh fuck, also
> Tyre squeals
> On dirt roads
Cunts.
>>14755280
> being so mad you forgot to type words.
*back and forth in 30 degree arcs
>>14753783
>>14754479
>yfw they patched all cars to only have 6 gears
i was sad, i thought it was fantastic, it reminded me of being a kid where everycar had infinite gears and was superfast./
>>14754005
No power steering here, there's some dead zone in the wheel.
> car ploughs through police roadblock at >9000 miles an hour
> smashed left headlight, right side of bumper pushed in
>>14755291
>>14755292
wiat, what the fuck is with the names. did april 1st just drop in the US or something?
>>14755296
Apparently. April 1st is over in two hours here in ausfailia. Bit fucking late cunts.
>Shoot a tire
>Car immediately takes flight flipping through the air
>Continues doing this for a mile smashing into numerous cars along the way
>every car it hits explodes
>>14755301
over a minute old here in NZ, its already april 2nd, but we all know the seppos are a bit slow in the head.
>>14755316
We're from the fucking future man, you can't expect them to keep up.
>>14755328
>1 nz dollar is worth what a us dollar was 18 years ago
>ahead
>>14755280
>tyre squeal on dirt roads.
This has actually happened to me. Hard compacted dirt does indeed make tyres squeal and smoke.
>>14753067
What movies that expect to be taken seriously do this.
wat the fug happen DDD-:
dont
refresh
the
page
>>14755576
Y not
>>14754586
Velma goat wheelman
>>14756144
They're Australians. As soon as they hit refresh all the names disappear.
>>14753770
