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>Open Door
>DING DING DING DING
>close Door
>DING DING DING DING
>put Seatbelt on
>DING DING DING DING
>put key in ignition
>DING DING DING DING
>start car
>DING DING DING DING

>get to destination
>turn car off
>DING DING DING
>turn head lights off
>DING DING DING
>open door
>DING DING DING

MAKE IT STOPPPP
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Turn off your highbeams/and or pull your then
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>>14749851
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don't open the fucking door then
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a) remove dinger
b) remove connection to radio that plays ding through speakers
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>>14749851
>open door to get in - no ding
>put seatbelt on before starting - no ding
>turn lights off before opening door - no ding
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>>14749851
>Open door of 90's F150
>BBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>>14749919
fucking hated that on my 93 f150 lucky it burned out
>leave door open while in the woods doing shit
>ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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beepity beep beepity beep beetipy beep beetipy beep beetipy beep beepity beep beepity beep beetipy beep beetipy beep beetipy beep
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>Open window
>[beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep]
>Close window
>[beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep]
fucking bongistani electrics
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>beep beep beep beep beep beep
Minute later if still not closed
>RRRREEEEEEEEEE
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>hit 100kph
>DING DING DING
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>>14749851
I literally turned off all the alert noises in the settings menu.

Otherwise, wear your fucking seatbelt, shitdick.
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>hit 8500rpm
>BZZZZZZZ

time to shift, thanks car!
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>>14750718
>downshift from 5th to 2nd on a highway to pass a lambo in my miata
>engine blows
moneyshift boys
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tfw 1998 shitbox with almost no electronics in it and no buzzers or dingdongs whatsoever
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>car starts buzzing at me if I do more than 100kmh

fucking japan
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tfw you have to set the interior lights so that they even come on when the door is opened
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>>14749851

>own japanese car from 1988
>open door
>silence
>close door
>silence
>insert key in ignition
>silence
>start car
>only sound that is heard comes from the engine
>blinking seatbelt light reminds you to put on seatbelts for 6 seconds
>drive off
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>>14750857
anon you forgot to mention your japanese car from 1988
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>>14750857
>drive 89 volvo
>same but with no seatbelt light
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>>14751003

Same as my '86 Peugeot. Nary a beep nor a bong to be heard, only the sound of a canal boat trying to escape from the front end.
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>>14750877

Get that pigfat shitheap out of my face.
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>>14750751
shoulda had a buzzer or an idiot light to prevent you from doing so
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>open door
Stopped right there
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>>14749851
>abs brakes lock up on iced road
>modern ranger
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH
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>Lexus gs400
>open door
>sweet silence
>stick key in
>steering wheel moves into position
>warm glow of a'pexi NEO my navi and instrument panel lights up my life
>drive off with no seatbelt and no chiming with no fucks given
>arrive
>the only beeping that occurs is if my key is still in the ignition with the engine off and the door open
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>borrowing mothers 2016 suv thing
>unlock door by turning key
>car unlocks but alarm goes off
why
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>seatbelt light won't stop flashing
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>>14751229
wear your seatbelt you fucking autist.
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>>14751236

its a free country faggot
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>tfw my car literally forces me to wear a seatbelt

Automatic seatbelts were truly the best creation of the 90's
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>>14750760
>highways in japan have a 100km/h limit
holy shit what. what's the point of using them then
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I pulled out the fuse for it
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