>Go outside to your parked car
>See this
wat do
>drink RedBull
>get wings
>shit on birds
>>14745943
Keep it that way, clear only the windscreen, and drive it to car shows exactly as is.
open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
>>14745967
Shitcar guy.
>Holy shit, someone stole my car and parked boxster covered in shit to the place
>>14745943
At least it's not stanced.
>>14745986
It's really all you can do at this point.
That shit is so thick you need a sand blaster.
>>14745943
i park in a garage i only take my car out for fun drives
>>14746103
>fun drive
>leased auto fwd Scion and leased auto FRS
Yeah, nah.
>>14746081
>basically a boxer
some frat bros probably pranked me
>>14746103
>>14746378
He's correct
>>14746103
>automatic FR-S
>>14746378
>hurr fwd is bad
>>14747893
replying to a drug dealer that was raped several times in jail
Fun fact. I tried to scrape bird shit off my car and all I did was scratch the paint.
>>14746378
>auto FRS
>auto FRS
>auto FRS
>auto FRS
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????
>>14747893
Power to half your wheels is bad period.
>Carefully remove bird poop.
>Paint is etched anyway.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>14747989
He's a gay filipino rent boy who literally sucks dick for money. That's why.
inu is the shittiest namefag in the history of this fucking godforsaken board.
>>14746378
Subiebro BTFO'ing the competition once again.
>>14747893
A fwd 2500 car is great, that's why I'm building an Integra for my girl's sports car.
A 3800 pound 200 hp fwd Scion is literally garbage
>>14747900
>2016
>still telling yourself this lie to feel better about your shit life
>laughinggf.png
>>14749100
2500 lb
>>14746378
I thought he had an Evo now
>>14749105
There is 0% chance he has an evo, he's too poor and retarded.
>>14749121
>too retarded
Coming from someone who sold drugs to kiddies and got ass blasted in jail, I'm not sure you can say that.
>>14749140
>things that never happened
That charge was dismissed because the butthurt task force detectives made it up.
Pulled over in front of private unmarked Christian preschool =/= sales in a school zone
I did go to jail for nine days though, really made me think twice about the hundreds of thousands of dollars being made.
Wait, no it didnt.
>>14745963
Underrated post
>>14749165
why hasn't someone screencapped your posts and submitted them to the police yet?
>>14749165
Ah, repressing I see. Not healthy, you should see a therapist.
>>14745943
This triggers me because either also own a 986
Way to make an already shit car even shittier
Oh wow. For a second, I thought someone had covered it in crushed Oreos.
>>14749165
>hundreds of thousands
>totally not what's funding my life
>being watched closely by police
>what is auditing
Dat fantasy world tho. Take it from someone who does successfully sell drugs: you're not making anywhere over 30k and spending even a tenth of it without catching someone's attention, and thats without any gubbmint agency being involved from the start.
Hundreds of thousands without doing your laundry, lmao. You know what's great about statements like yours? It's as transparent to an experienced dealer as saying you replaced your headlight fluid to a mechanic.
>>14749165
Then why can I pull your record? That shit goes back to 2011 nigga. All I needed was your real name and state of residence, you didn't even make it difficult lol
>>14747893
I'm pretty sure they were laughing at
>leased
>autotragic
>>14745943
Every fucking time. I swear, birds love to shit on my car.
>>14745963
>>14745963
First post best post.
>>14749449
>being this new
>assuming like 10 variables you have zero knowledge of to suit your special pleading
You got me bro I've never made more than 30k. Disregard that I've posted boxes or garbage bags with more than 50k before
What propelled you to conclude that I have no other income streams, legitimate or illegitimate? I've touched more crypto currency profits than I would ever be comfortable trying to make in the black market
>>14749226
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>14749456
Other arrests and circumstances. Look through my record, you will find 0 sales in a school zone convictions.
>>14749103
That's funny she doesn't look 2500lbs
>>14745943
wash the car and never park there again.
problem solved
>>14749635
>once a liar, always a liar.
Whatever you say fucksty
>>14749635
>no one said shit about a school zone
>most recent charge is current, not closed, and literally possession of controlled substance with intent to sell
Why would someone just sit on the internet all day and lie
>>14749844
>possession with intent to sell
Is not
>selling to a minor in a school zone
They are entirely different charges and sales in a school zone is two classes higher in terms of its severity.
>>14749691
>>14749844
>why would someone involved in the black market deceive total strangers about his life, activities, or source of income?!
What is it about bus riding that just melts your brains anyways?
>>14749667
You got me, she's 100 pounds :(
>>14749875
I know you get confused sometimes honey, it's 100 Kilos, not pounds.
Pounds are what you got in prison.
>>14749896
I'm sure that statement means something to you, but to me it's gibberish.
>>14749875
>100lbs
Is she a crack whore?
>>14749875
>why would I lie?
Because you've been caught in lies before. And you are a fucking degenerate dope peddling nigger.
>>14750103
She's just a hungry skellington
>>14750103
>why isn't your gf a fatass frosty?
Because I'm not a shit tier be tamale relegated to cast offs
>inbox blue board
That is legitly worksafe
>>14750178
>he thinks a healthy weight is considered being a fatass
>>14750228
his gf looks fine, how much does your gf weight and how tall is she?
>>14750178
Why don't you dump what you have of her on /s/ or something? I want to look at shitty cars not butterfaces
>>14750246
sorry bro i forgot about the gays and furries on here ill stop triggering you with my gf
heres the corner of my summer project, admire it's rarity and 2legit c6 wheels and brakes.
>>14750244
5'9" at 130 lbs which is still considered barely healthy
Frosty's girl would have to be like under 5' to match that with her weight
>>14750257
Why just the corner? Is the rest covered in bird shit?
Because if not, you should stop posting.
>>14750285
It's just what this faggot does, take a shitty picture with Vaseline smeared over the camera lens then brag about 0-60 times that never happened
>>14750297
>>14750285
i just didnt want to bother editing the plates and my truck next to it. here you fags go
>>14749896
SAVAGE
>>14750093
ayy lmao
>>14750328
heh, whoops
>>14750338
Cops putting your C6 to good use?
>>14750274
>5'9" at 130 lbs
>tfw no gf
>>14749635
>>14749635
>I've touched more crypto currency profits than I would ever be comfortable trying to make in the black market
>Still gets arrested and does stupid shit
>has made little to no viable investments
I'm not a financial genius by any means and I can think of a bunch of ways to launder my crypto
>>14745963
Redbull no longer gives you wings
>>14745963
Make sure you get diarrhea, spray and pray motherfucker.
>>14750382
u can be my bf instead
>>14750523
>little to no viable investments
how could you POSSIBLY conclude you have any way of determining that with your available information? i censor any information about my investments to you guys because i dont need their associated emails and phone lines bombarded by butthurt autists OR for them to draw any additional official scrutiny.
>>14750346
they had to give it back
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://kfgo.com/news/articles/2014/oct/22/seized-cash-car-returned-to-suspected-drug-dealer-in-moorhead/&ved=0ahUKEwjq8Pn71-vLAhVJKCYKHby3AX0QFggaMAA&usg=AFQjCNGTJwxaLcOErPjVs3Cpo0abMoQ7Qw&sig2=WbG5ZWP64NM9PYgayLT--w
>>14749165
>hundreds of thousands
step up broke bitch
>>14745943
> Go back indoors
> Get saw
> Cut down tree
> Wipe shit off windscreen and lights with scraper/washer fluid
> Drive off
>>14750338
>trans am
Oh god i didn't think it could get any worse. Do you drive that abomination?
>>14749100
FRS weighs 3800?????
>>14746072
It'd be pretty hilarious - Who else would drive a shat-upon Porsche? You'd be the subject of so many pics/vids/articles it'd be awesome.
Haters gonna hate.
>>14749875
>anyone that has actually been party to the exposure of ridiculous lies and contradictions is a bus rider
Stay classy
>>14750740
no, his scion tC does, hence me saying the car in question was fwd
>>14750647
>step up to being retarded with money
>>14750723
only sometimes.
>>14745943
>pray I'm not out of washer fluid
>>14750331
I know where you've been.
Tranny loving scum.
>>14750382
>>14750274
>dating skellington
>>14749165
Did you see the memetruck fursuit lad while you were there? He was done in for dealing recently too.
>>14749165
he's lied before, why wouldnt he be lying now
>>14751498
nah they didnt send me to fag jail where furries and toyota owners go
