What are some things you notice while driving that make you weary of the driver?
Pic related. Every fucking woman has one of those
That calvin pissing sticker
I've been seeing these retarded looking lashes on cars lately here in California. I fucking cringe/snap whenever I see them.
>>14737882
>weary
On the cars, or their driving style?
>stickers that would block any visibility
>missing bulbs/cracked lights
>visibly underinflated tires
Leaving the dealership emblem/dealership license plate frame on.
Immediate red flag, it's how I spot a cuckhold.
>>14737938
I think I've only ever seen these on vw beetles.
Pic related is something else I've seen in California. Why do people have to make every car look angry?
>>14737940
Sorry. I guess you could say I'm weary
Slow driving Caddies (old people) and black, ultra tinted Escalades.
I'm also very weary of motorcyclists. Not because I feel like they're being dangerous, but I just don't want to put them in danger, so I typically get out of their lanes, let them pass, etc.
>>14737938
Wow that's pretty cute
Would rock it if I was a girl
>>14738129
>motorcyclists
me too senpai, i'm always paranoid that they're gonna fall off in front of me
>>14738142
Looks fucking stupid
>>14737882
Minivans, shitboxes that look bad, stick figure families, visibly fucked alignment
>>14738129
thx friend, always try to wave when a cool car bro gives more room for the baiku
>>14738262
>falling for the alignment meme
good goy. make sure you change your oil every 3,000 miles or every 3 months, too!
>>14738129
You're that kind of driver who I wish there were more of when I'm riding
>>14738129
I do that to. Sucks cause I try to be extra cautious around bikers and most of them act like massive faggot prolapsed assholes.
Almost like why bother but I guess it's good to be the bigger man.
Anyone wearing a hat.
Anyone with stuffed animals/boxes/tissues/decorations on the rear deck inside the window.
Buicks.
Evrey car that is not my car
CAA lifetime membership stickers (AMA for you murricans)
>DANGER old person detected
Always seen on the car stopping in a traffic circle or trying to turn from the centre lane
>Faggot detected avoid avoid avoid
>>14738129
I refuse to follow riders if I have the choice. Just on the off chance they take a spill.
Anyone with a lifted truck can fuck off.
>>14738630
This.
Around here in the Bay Area, anyone that has a variation of pic related on their car. Almost always are trash ass tier teenage girls on their phone, vape-a-lot jeep fags and hippies. Theobly good thing about Santa Cruz is the drive there and nearby Scotts Valley. The boardwalk and beach fuckin blow
People who drive wearing hoodies with the hood up.
>>14738630
Fully agree
Calgaryfag, fucking rig pigs and "country gurls" are obsessed with them
Always seen cruising home from Ranchman's just plastered and fucked on coke
>>14738630
Yep. If I see a lifted truck they're either speeding, cutting people off, making dangerous maneuvers, blasting music... you name it.
Fucking hate those faggots.
>>14738630
/thread
anyone with a NJ or MA plate.
They're usually not a problem because they're driving 20+mph over the limit.
It's when they're unsafely swerving in and out of lanes without signalling while trying to pass you that you need to drive defensively...or throw a dip cup at them at the next stop light.
Missing body panels.
Damaged body panels.
Smoking exhaust.
Under inflated tires.
Tires with no tread left.
Severely damaged paint.
Lots of stickers.
Black person inside.
Liberal/Obama stickers etc.
Any expensive car (Usually BMW and Mercedes drivers are the most reckless here)
Truck bed full of loose stuff with rear gate down.
Poorly secured cargo.
Lifted trucks.
Any truck, really.
>>14737944
>buying a new license plate frame for no reason
What for?
>>14738744
>needing a license plate frame in the first place
woman/nigger/cuck detected desu
Family stickers.
"Baby in car" sticker, this shit won't save you from getting an accident, asshole.
Mazda 5
Different colored doors
Tail lights on at 1PM, no clouds.
I cringe so hard when fucking faggots shit niggers brake every time someone comes in the opposing lane
>>14738744
Why do you need a license plate frame in the first place? Especially of the stealership that raped you?
>>14740118
Baby on board stickers are for emergency crews senpai.
You're supposed to remove it when the baby isn't in the car.
FUCKING EUROPEAN FRONT PLATES ON A AMERICAN CAR IN AMERICA
>>14740179
Lol. This.
100% chance of autistically-challenged driver.
>[hoonigan]
Or this shit on the left.
>>14740179
>am German
>mfw seeing photos of American cars with incorrectly formatted German front plates on the internet
FUCKING NO GOD DAMNIT, "EÜRÖSWÄG" ISN'T EVEN BEGINNING TO BE A REAL COMBINATION
>>14737882
>he drives a bmw
>>14737882
>pic related
and pt cruisers or any car with massive amounts of damage
>>14737882
>lifted trucks
>wrong offset/"mexiflush" wheels
>full size four door short bed american pickups
>brake light out
>ALL brake lights fucking out
>stance
>that fucking jay dee emm yellow/green beginner's designation
>people of color driving mopars
>mopars in general
>korean cars
>old beat to shit german luxury cars
>old luxury suvs with shitty fuckhueg chrome aftermarket wheels and rubber band-tier sidewalls
>any car with aftermarket wheels besides god-tier combos like s30s with minilites/watanabe wheels
>cars with damage from a previous accident, especially if it's hastily "fixed"
>2011+ Ford Explorers
>semis
>semis with obviously old tires at the end of their life
>crossovers
>decrepit minivans
>>14738477
I have a hat on the rear shelf of my Buick
>>14738697
>>14740925
>>14740965
These. And when girls have their monogramed initials as a sticker on their back windshield on their fucking huge battering ram "Safe"UV daddy bought for his little whore
If I don't see the driver in a Lexus I assume that they are an old asian lady, therefore, sudden brake applications are imminent.
My assumptions have been confirmed multiple times and saves me from rear ending them.
always this
>>14737882
>not being weary of every other fucking driver on the road every fucking time you drive
This is why you can't have nice things.
I'm a filthy weeb but BAWWWWWW
>>14738640
It's a skateboard brand, m8. No shit teens like it.
>>14738370
Are you dumb on purpose or just pretending?
>>14738477
Why that hat one? I'm curious
>tfw I have a couple things on my rear deck
Yep, any car with unrepaired damage, I stay away from. Not only do they not care about their own car, but also too poor to afford their deductible...
>>14741087
implying everyone in the world has full covrage..
maybe they just dont have time to fuck with jumping through hoops and the car still works so just keep driving it.
Any young woman / Mom in a Mercedes SUV that you can Immediately tell she had no part in paying for.
>>14737882
Winter 2012:
Oh wow that's pretty cute ahaha~
Winter 2013:
Hey the antlers are back lol ;-)
Winter 2014:
Hmm it's pretty popular this time around
Winter 2015:
AHHAAHAHAH YOU GUYHS ARE SO ORIGINAL
>>14741122
Again, that goes with the "not caring and too poor" part of my post. If you can't afford a rental for a week and get your shit together, well...
>>14737929
Every volunteer fireman in my town has the version of Calvin wearing a fireman's helmet pissing out a fire
>>14741147
There's some guy from my town that just tapes a bunch of Christmas lights on the roof of his stanced civic
Some type of white trash custom vinyl decal saying something like "Shine On, you crazy Diamond!"
>>14741154
>needing a rental because of minor exterior damage
That's some autism anon
>>14740179
b-but what if I have a classic European car?
>>14737882
"Watch out this guy is a faggot"
>>14740925
>my sister is dating my japanese friend from high school
>they both have this in their cars
>autobot/decepticon logo on bumper
>>14741027
Of course he's a fucking flip.
>>14741172
There is a guy that has a Christmas-themed Donkmobile and it is a special treat to see it every holiday season.
Like pic but with lights and christmas painting
Salt Life stickers (I live in a fucking landlocked state with mountains ffs)
Browning stickers
Camo anything
Lifted anything
Mud tires on anything
Hondas
Coal rollers
New """""luxury""""" american cars with white women drivers
>>14741154
i drive a 20 year old truck. why would i spend multiple hundreds of dollars on a rental and thousands in repairs over some exterior damage? put a bandaid sticker on it and keep going. shit. if it doesn't impair the function of the vehicle who gives a shit.
>any dodge/chrysler, especially Caravans/T&C
>bumper stickers, especially political ones
>trash up to belt line
>trucks not for work use
>2nd generation prius
>window decals
>fake tow hitch
>stance
>Baby on board stickers, usually applied by women who shouldn't have reproduced in the first place
>any female modification
>>14741218
I'm referring to relatively newer cars. Shit boxes get a pass.
>any kind of decal or sticker on regards to how a girl owns the vehicle
>shit like "Not my Boyfriend's Truck"
Considering I've almost been hit by someone on the wrong side of the road with one of these, I try to avoid them
>>14738519
correct answer
If it is a Land Rover.
90% of them are driven by clueless soccermoms who didn't even buy the car with their own money. They never use their indicators.
Anyone who buys a land rover, new or used, should be required to undergo another license test.
>>14741271
incorrect reply to correct answer
>>14738630
Probably the only thing besides stance and a vape that lets me know the driver is retarded/gay/high school junior
>>14740178
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_on_board
as a secondary purpose, yes, but they're primarily used as obnoxious as fuck muh cheeeldrrrun soccer mom warnings.
>>14738477
Hey, why the hate for Buicks? Mine has 240,000 Km's on it and i've only had to do minor repairs on it. But it is an older Buick, i have no idea how good the newer ones are.
>>14741345
old people
>>14741350
Old people drive buicks because they never had to buy another car their entire life.
>>14738477
>buicks
Newer Buicks, good lord. They're all driven by annoying women.
Older ones I can sort of get too, they're either stupid old people or stupid young people.
>tfw drive an older Buick and am a stupid young person
>>14741373
Hey, that's nice. It's alright, i'm a stupid young person too. I got a 94 regal.
Slightly crumpled front end, negative camber, people who text at lights.
>>14737944
but literally everyone leaves their dealership license frames on
>>14741383
ayyy. 99 LeSabre here. 67k miles. The thing's mint except for old person/parking lot door dings and bumper scrapes. I love it.
Lifted trucks in general
At least the stance fags in this area generally know they're slow as shit and keep in the slower lanes, everyone and their whore mother seems to have some kind of lifted truck and they all think they own the road
>>14741396
>old person/parking lot door dings and
Wew, i know that feeling. 240.000 Km's on mine, had it since 160.000. No major failures beside regular maintenance, and that's easy stuff.
Semi related
>People who don't know how to do basic work on their vehicle and take it in to a mechanic for everything
Like come on. You can't really love your car if you don't even know where the oil filter is.
>>14741395
I didn't, so you're wrong
>>14741413
Eyup.
I still go to a mechanic for everything because he's a family friend and just charges for the parts/oil/etc and I get to see some of the shit he has in he bay next to my car. Often its some cool 60s or 70s car.
>changing the oil on my car while a 65 Plymouth Fury is on the lift next to it
fugg yea
>>14741434
>tfw no mechanic buddy with a shop.
I want to talk about cars with someone.
And maybe use his lift.
But mainly talk
But really the lift though.
I live in Alabama, these are everywhere.
Any sticker that dedicates a car's rear window to the memory of a dead relative.
>>14741443
The lift is wonderful.
>no crawling on your back under the car
its beautiful.
>>14741457
>No more dirty and ripped t-shirts
I should really just put some cardboard down like a sane person.
anyone with one of those blue yellow equal sign bumper stickers deserves to be rammed off the road
>>14741463
>garage floor made of cardboard
brb off to start my own company
>people with OBAMA 2008 stickers in 2016
why the fuck
>>14741490
fuck off republiKKKan
>>14741209
You have to be from Colorado.
>>14741495
>>14738697
>tfw massfag
>get insanely road rage tier pissed off when massfags dont use their signals
stereotypes exist for a reason :/
>>14740975
>Fullsize fourdoor shortbed pickups
This is low key the worst one
>>14737938
I've seen these on some of the cheapest shitboxes possible.
Makes me want to kill someone.
>trash covering half the windshield
>driving 40mph with the brake lights still on
>no working brake lights
>>14741444
kek, no funs spotted
>>14737882
> Shit dangling from the rearview mirror
> Dents in the back like they backed into something
> Crossovers
> BMWs
> Audis
> BMW 'Minis'. (I refuse to call them minis; they're taller than my fucking Focus.)
> Stickers on the back window
> SUVs
> HGVs near a corner
> Anything with yellow hazard lights on
> Supermarket delivery vans (have you seen how badly they're driven or how randomly they're parked?)
> Old Civics (One hit me the other day)
>>14738129
I'm wary of anything with two wheels. They're a danger to my paintwork and mirrors, and to themselves. Two wheels means you're inherently unstable and unsafe, so I give them a wide berth.
>>14737882
touches brakes for any and every change in elevation or heading
tailgate-s and swerves rapidly towards the centrer of the lane and away again
when I see this ahead I back off and wait for them to crash or go away
other warnings
hat
sunglasses
old
female
Asian
%35 tires
>>14743020
>delivery vans
undoubtedly the most reckless drivers on the road
motorcyclists don't even come close
Any kind of work van or truck. Sometimes even company cars. Guaranteed reckless speeding
>>14738129
>>14738129
>wary of motorcyclists.
*FTFY
>I just don't want to put them in danger, so I typically get out of their lanes, let them pass, etc.
Same here. I figure they are especially vulnerable so I always give them extra room if I it's safe/reasonable to do so. Also make sure I signal my intentions clearly with turn signals/headchecks when they are near me in traffic.
>>14741373
>Buicks
>stupid people
Either your perceptions or your priorities are just different from others.
Buicks or good on gas.
Pretty damn dependable.
Easy to work on when needed.
Common, cheap, parts easily available everywhere.
They Go forever.
And cheap as fuck to get used in nearly mint condition with low miles to go forever.
Inexpensive to buy, own and maintain.
If you're not hung up on style, aesthetics, curb appeal or looks. They can be the perfect daily driver.
>>14740118
>Family stickers
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE. The most daft, ignorant, and incompetent drivers on the road are the ones with these fucking stickers.
>>14741490
>Obama '08
Alot of us fell for obongos bullshit back in '08. only to find that yes it was all lies.
>muh transparency in government
>muh govt accountability
>muh protection for whistleblowers exposing gov't fraud & abuse (lookin at you Snowden)
We all know most politician are liars and manipulators but they really pulled out all the stops with his campaign. especially using social media and focused, manufactured style of rhetoric to capture millions of young naive voters
>people in kias or hyundais
Nothing alerts me to the fact you're a shit driver more than your poor life choices.
>>14740118
dude that makes me so sad ;___;
>>14743259
Bu-bu-but he da first black preziden cuz
If you ain't votin fo' him u racist
>>14741070
W2c?
>>14741070
>educated
>black
Pic one
>>14743619
>he da first black preziden cuz
thats probly only reason they really gave him that meaningless undeserved nobel peace prize. fucking hack nigger traitor sack o shit
>>14743066
>sunglasses
How the fuck is sunglasses a indicator of anything. I drive with sunglasses and have never caused or been in accident.
>>14744276
God it gets to my fucking nerves being rewarded for being the first black of something
Like if it fucking matters
>>14743020
>Two wheels means you're inherently unstable and unsafe
That's not how geometry works.
>>14743234
But i think my buick looks alright. Maybe i just have bad taste.
>>14737938
>lately
I thought this was done and over with a decade ago.
>>14743066
>not wearing sunglasses
it's like you want cataracts or something
>>14741443
My neighbour has a home business and he let's us use his tools all the time. Just this past weekend I had to put a new steering rack in my Golf. I couldn't use his lift because he had a Gallardo on it lol
>>14745767
Lucky bastard.
Remington buck stickers.
Truck nuts
bullethole stickers
Reindeer noses/horns on when its not even Christmas.
>>14744710
i dont think they look bad. just not exactly sporty or anything.
still damn good cars though. I might get one for a dd just because of-
>good on gas.
>Pretty damn dependable.
>Easy to work on when needed.
>Common, cheap, parts easily available everywhere.
>They Go forever.
>And cheap as fuck to get used in nearly mint condition with low miles to go forever.
>Inexpensive to buy, own and maintain.
>If you're not hung up on style, aesthetics, curb appeal or looks. They can be the perfect daily driver.
>>14746192
You mean that specific one or people who don't take them off. Free advertising at its best.
>>14746260
>Good on gas
I get 20 combined. That's not exactly good. Your mileage will vary though.
>>14746956
Think you misread the plate, in CA those plates supposedly gain you leeway getting tickets from the highway patrol. You're supposed to have a special wallet insert too. They used to cost a charitable donation of $2k to the Highway Patrol's charity or something like that
>>14746226
>Remington buck stickers
>Remington
>buck
You mean Browning?
>mfw have a Browning Buck sticker, own and compete with Browning shotguns and rifles
>>14746969
I didn't know. also, I've only been here a couple day's. Do you have that trip for a specific reason or are you just a massive whore like the other tripfags. I' pretty sure i already know the answer, but i'll still ask.
>>14746226
>Remington buck stickers
You sure you don't mean the Browning buck stickers?
A google image search reveals that someone has tried to use the Browning stickers as a stick-figure family
>>14738560
This. Especially on shitty Houston roads.
The other day I got stuck behind a stanced Miata with multiple hoonigan stickers, going super slow with their hazards on in the middle and right lanes.
>>14746988
Welcome, check out the filter function, if names and trips make you upset you can turn them off rather than whine about them.
>>14746987
>>14746997
gunfags detecte
kill yourselves
>Impreza wrx sti
Probably drives like a retard
>>14741209
TENNESSEE I KNEW IT
>>14737882
If they have one of these stickers there's a 90% chance they drive slowly and don't use their turn signals.
More of an annoyance than a danger I guess.
>Pearl White luxury SUV's
>German cars (except Mercedes, they have decent drivers here)
>Box truck/cube van
>Browning Stickers
>Fart Cans
>Minivans
>Tow Mirrors out, no fucking trailer
>"Silly Boys, [Insert truck/4x4 related stuff here] are for girls
>Damaged front bumper (if behind me)
>City buses (terrible drivers here, had one pull into my lane without looking when I was beside it going the speed limit, yesterday one ran a red light and almost hit me head-on while I was trying to turn)
>Driver with ear buds in
>People leaning forward, chin almost touching the wheel, hands white-knuckled at 11 and 1
>>14737882
Browning sticker
To me that's a sign the driver walked into walmart and grabbed the first thing semi-related to hunting or rural lifestyle and slapped it on their vehicle. Shows poor decision making. But I'm not going to try and give some sort of bullshit pseudopsychological explanation about how that affects driving. Stickers just piss me off because I hate people who buy into the redneck label.
>>14737882
>Any car used by police (crown vics, chargers, explorers, suburbans with window tints/dechromed trim)
>AMG's, M's, Audi S's
>National flag/symbol stickers
>LED daytime running lights
>Carbon fiber
>>14747730
>LED daytime running lights
>AMG's, M's, Audi S's
People that make more money then me make me upset.
Yea... ok poor fag.
Bicyclists on 45mph backroads in the middle of the woods with no shoulder or bike lane
Hate that shit, they're starting to come back with the warm weather.
Also these things
>>14743020
i always have a set of ear plugs hanging from my rearview mirror for work i work as a stagehand and if i dont have a set hanging there it means i need throw some more in my tool bag would you avoid me?
