Sir, do you know why I pulled your car over?
>>14733174
*floors gas pedal*
Because I was doing over 9000?
>>14733180
So, no rear license plate?
>>14733174
what the fuck is up with that headset? I get the body cam on one side, but what the fuck is that thing pulled down in front of his left eye?
No officer...tell me.
>>14733195
That's the display for his scouter, see >>14733185
>>14733174
You want to sex me?
>>14733174
Because I'm black? #blacklivesmatter
>>14733174
What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
>>14733174
MAN I DINDU NUFFIN! YOUS A RACIST!
No, officer.
>>14733174
You didn't m8, I'm in the drive-thru and you just randomly walked up.
>>14733195
I find it more irksome that his top button isn't done up.
>>14733174
DIN DU NUFFIN
>>14733174
>Exhaust backfires
>Get shot 50 times
because I did the biggest fucking skid you've ever seen and you needed to come over and compliment me
>>14733174
I assume speeding? But I'd need to see your radar readout, officer.
>>14733174
i have dangerous dubs
>>14733174
You wanted to give me a high five because we're white
Take off your Google Glass you fucking douche
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>14733416
>AM I BEING DETAINED?
prepare for the lulz:
>Sovereign Citizens Getting Owned Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM
>>14733174
I AM A FREE CITIZEN.
You pulled the wrong car over son.
>>14733432
Fucking amazing
>>14733511
>AM I BEING DETAINED?!
>Yes, you are!
>>14733432
Man, this is good.
>>14733174
Present day
>>14733432
i firmly believe we should give all cops the right to hit these retards in the throat with their night sticks.
>>14733174
you're a cyborg and you are racist against non cyberized civilians.
>>14733174
Because my car is really rare here and you want to look at it closer and/or ask questions about it.
Cuz im young & im black & my hat's real low
Do i look like a mind reader sir? iono
>>14733432
Holy fucking shit no wonder why people say Americans are the most retarded nation in history
>>14733432
>Can you take your glasses off? I don't feel safe, I'd like to see your eyes.
>Oh, you would.
Not a fuck.
>>14733174
Before we start, what the HELL is that thing on your head? Is it some sort of HUD? Does it work?
>>14733432
We're literally becoming a police state because people think it's funny to laugh at the police fucking people up.
The future is so bright.
Mirin my miata officer?
>>14736614
Those people were being retarded, come the fuck on.
>>14736635
So?
>>14736649
So, be a dick and you suffer the consequences.
>>14736652
I would've expected the US to be one of the last places where being a dick or acting retarded is justification enough for police to beat you up considering it's very nearly standard behavior over there.
>>14733174
For assimilation into the Borg?
>>14736635
Those founding fathers were being retarded, come the fuck on.
I'm on to your tricks, red coat!
>>14736686
>no sir, I will not show you I have the required documentation to legally drive on these roads
>then you're going to face consequences
>STOP OPPRESSING ME
>>14736692
SHOW ME ZE PAPERS HANS
>>14736715
It's not like he's asking for your ID or your Jew card, just your driver's license. You know, the thing that you willingly agreed to keep in order to earn the privilege to use public roads in a motor vehicle.
>>14733226
No they don't
Cause im young and im black and my hats real low? Do i look like a mind reader? Sir i dont know!
>>14733174
Hey Vegeta what does the scouter say about my cars speed?
>>14736776
Well you was doin' 55 in a 54.
'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low?
>>14736828
Post before reading the thread, they said.
It'll be fine they said.
REEEEEEEEE
'cause I beat you?
>>14736813
License and registration and step out of the car. Are you carrying a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are.
>>14733432
>15:18
pure comedy
>>14735317
well you was doing 55 in a fifty-fo
>>14733174
No clue officer. I'm not even in a car.
>>14733174
Because you want to know if I have seen John Connor?
>>14733174
You wanted to show me your sick google glasses or some shit I assume bitchboy
>>14733174
Cuz you could smell it.
no, but pls don't shoot me, american cop
>>14736614
Don't you have a freeway to shut down somewhere?
>>14739500
He just wanted to see your "tools" in your cooler.
>>14739531
You know that's just a pretense because he wants to inspect my other tools. ifyouknowwhatImean
>>14733432
Some of these people...like I get, I get what they are trying to do but holy fuck are they so shitty about it
look I'm VQtorious, not John Connor
>>14739610
He was just stopping you before you plastidipped your wheels, tried to drive, and "flipped" your car over.
>>14733432
The women @10:50 is the fucking worst
>>14739618
and got a better car?
well fuck off still then, Barbra boxer is better than you
>>14733174
Out of jealousy obviously.
>>14739637
>mad you can't drive for shit
Always interested in the concept of the constitutional rights of driving. The Supreme Court have stated a few times that driving and the right travel is protected under the constitution.
>>14739520
You asshole. I snorted coke out my nose I was laughing so hard. It fucking burns.
>>14733174
>be white
>get pulled over by white cop
>give him the secret handshake and salute the Fuhrer
>drive off in my V8 deathbarge powered by the screams of oppressed sand people and other undesirables while my fellow compatriot in keeping the black man down goes off to hunt some good boys who didn't do nuffin
>>14739650
well the infiniti is still alive and i still go on that road regularly
>>14739726
For now.
>>14739726
nobody knows what the future holds
>>14739726
Kek. So this makes you a good driver? You're too retarded to even know what a rollover is. Must be all that fast food grease in your head.
>>14739759
i don't care if keyboard warriors consider me a good driver or not....i'm just gonna do me and yall just do yourselves
it's the people who told me after I woke up that don't know what a rollover is
>>14739869
>i don't care if keyboard warriors consider me a good driver or not....i'm just gonna do me and yall just do yourselves
You read my bumper sticker that says "by pulling over this vehicle you agree to perform fellatio on the driver for 20 minutes or until completion"?
>>14739869
>>14739930
>trip fag and a name fag blowing each other
>>14733174
I was only going warp factor 8 mr officer.
>Implying federal speed readers have an error less than a half a warp factor
>>14733174
Officer, my vision is augmented.
Number 1, that's terror.
>>14739977
>>14736741
But his drivers license is his ID
>>14740047
Might wanna check out r/cars, it be more your speed since you want to use a name on a anonymous website
>>14736741
>privilege to use public roads in a motor vehicle.
Courts say it's a right
>>14740150
actually, it was a bunch of anons who named me and asked me to trip up. I have no problem going to anonymous.
I'm one of 2 or 3 anon-created tripfags
>>14740159
[citation needed]
>>14740186
[citation needed]
>>14740191
Google "Robertson v. Washington State Department of Public Works"
Also you may want to check out r/cars, someone who wants to post with a name and build karma would be a much better fit there then here on an anon image board
>>14739520
hahahahaha faggot made a funny
+1
>>14740212
>[citation needed]
>>14740237
So you admit to be full of shit? You got a billion other forums around that you can have a name on and build karma but you pick an chink image board instead.
>>14740256
no. It's the truth. I just tried to be funny. That happened back in 2012, and IIRC, the 4chan archive doesn't go that far back.
>>14739520
sorry to put you on blast but you need to cite the originator of that joke, of which you are surely not.
I think i heard my dad say that to my uncle about 10 years ago and idek where he got it from so i can only imagine
>>14740267
No one wants you to use a trip/name on this site. People actively don't want you to use a trip/name on this site. A billion other forums/communities exist for you to post with a name and build rep/karma, this is not one of them.
>>14740267
No wait. that was in 2013. I had JUST gotten a set of Recaro seats from a wrecked Redline with matching rears for $200.
Another anon refused to believe me and kept calling me "stolen recaros" when referring to me, then a couple other anons asked me to trip up.
Pic related. The seats when I got them.
>>14740304
>sorry to put you on blast but you need to cite the originator of that joke, of which you are surely not.
Gabriel Iglesias. I freely admit to stealing that joke.
>>14733432
>This is assault
>This is police brutality
No, you fucking mongoloid. You were resisting arrest, that is a felony.
>>14740212
Well I'll be fucked. That's....why....just.....I assume there has to be some state-level legislature then.
>>14740337
>state law trumps federal law
Hmm go ask all the bible belt about how they are blocking gay marriage
>>14740342
I don't know, I'm just thinking "out loud".
>>14740350
You weren't being facetious? My mistake then, figured since you are a tripfag you'd be assblasted about being wrong.
Back to the point then, was just pointing out the courts say its a right and while I'm not on the side of these cock sucking sovereign citizen retards i'm against things like DUI checkpoints and generally think the police abuse thier authority and should be reined in
>>14740372
Power tripping is a big problem with cops, for every good one it seems like there's another guy who just likes the power. Also, I had a very brief gig as a volunteer sober cab driver, let me tell you how good of a thing DUI checkpoints are. Repeatedly had to stop some guys who were so fucking smashed they couldn't even talk from driving.
>>14740306
Lmao is that you??
>>14740399
No that's my dad. I took the photo. Used his truck to go pick up the seats. They cleaned up nice.
>>14740393
>Repeatedly had to stop some guys who were so fucking smashed they couldn't even talk from driving.
Doesn't matter if it works or not. The 4th amendment is clear on this matter and the courts have been clear on driving as a right.
I'm also for a federal level drivers permit with federally set traffic laws with the income from tickets going into medicare or SS or whatever instead of local municipalitys cookie jar
As far as cops go, strap a camera on everyone and have any judgments against them come out of the pension program
>>14740434
>Rainbow on the shifter
Way to reinforce them tripfag stereotypes. Also your shitty seats got a rip in them
>>14740472
>Heaven forbid a gay man try to subtly announce it.
>>14733174
Is it because my novelty dragon dildo antenna cap is distracting to other motorists?
>>14740493
Nothing wrong with being gay anon, you announce it to all of us by using a trip.
Ever think about getting a MX-5?
>>14733174
Is it because you're a soft cunt?
Nothing was going the speed limit, prove I wasn't debate me fag.
>>14733432
>is speeding a crime
>can you prove that im driving
boy i hate being grouped in with these retards
w-was i going too slow again
sorry
>>14733432
>1:04
Another "AM I BEING DETAINED" one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zHRQn_IShw
>>14740839
Same. These guys ruin it and make small government types look bad in front of the whole world. There's a time and place for that kind of behavior, and its when you're morally and legally in the right.
>>14733174
So you could talk to the driver?
>>14733174
Because I let you
>>14740191
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_movement_under_United_States_law
I've read all the relevant case law, and the courts basically call it a no brainer. Which makes the morons who push the "driving is a privilege" line appear all the more retarded.
>>14740256
>being this butth>>14740267
urt
>>14741505
>movement now means driving
So you're telling me you don't have "freedom of movement" until you reach the legal age, pass a test, and receive a license? Hmm.
Because you haven't seen an E32 BMW this clean since forever or because mine is eurospec and I've somehow wound up in the land of no imports?
>>14733432
I can't even bear to watch this. It's just so fucking embarrassing.
>>14736673
They are wasting the time of the cops and tax money, those cops were literally paid to argue with retards for 10-15 minutes straight.
>>14740839
>>14741265
The guy might be completely retarded, but that police officer was way out of line.
>>14741525
I don't know how to approach this post.
Are you unaware that driving falls within the concept of movement? Did specific references in the case law like "interstate travel" not clue you in? Did you decide not to look into the case law and you actually believe courts have never referenced driving automobiles? Do you have that weird personality disorder where you act thick and draw absurd conclusions so you can pretend the other person is being ridiculous? Is this a simple case of 15 year old logic?
It would take a lot of effort to assume you're a decent person and get you the relevant quotations, so I'll just assume you're dull or nefarious and go on with my life.
>>14733174
I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and speeding!
>>14736614
>be cop
>see drunk drivers, drivers high out of their mind, people speeding and endangering the lives of others, smuggling immigrants and nuclear warheads
>gurdur you have no right to touch me
>this praxis spreads to other areas as well
>sit down, have a coffee and watch as the nation gradually falls into anarchy
>>14741547
Aye, I made it halfway then I had to shut it down, holy shit,
>>14741742
Don't worry, some of us respect cops.
I wouldn't really have a actual opinion because i'm not retarded and don't break traffic laws.
>>14740150
>current year
>having a sook about identifying certain posters that post certain things
ill bet you like LPG threads
>>14741656
http://caselaw.findlaw.com/us-9th-circuit/1054787.html
You're a fucktard. Being able to travel from state to state does NOT mean YOU drive. If it was a right you wouldn't have to pay for insurance, a license, and tags to drive on PUBLIC roads.
>>14741670
honestly, the only part that pisses me off is following too closely. tailgaters need to be gassed.
>>14733174
a-are you robocop?
>>14741505
>read all the relevant case law
how was the wiki article?
>>14733174
>European in the USA
Oh shit here we go.
>"You didn't pull me over because that's physically impossible. I decided to stop so I can finish this beer. Do you need help?"
>gunshots
>>14739683
> I snorted coke out my nose
>>14733174
Yes, you're autistic.
>get shot because this is amurca
>>14733432
guy at 13 mins got put in his fucking place lmao
>>14733432
>CALL THE POLICE
>Sir, we are the Police.
>>14733432
These people are retarded, but so is tasing them because they're being difficult.
>>14733174
Because I let you.
>>14742660
I don't like cops or any authority figures myself, and I'm aware that a lot of US cops are fucking vengeful hateful roid freaks, but they have a job to do and I can't imagine what I'd do if some cunt started spouting liberal bullshit at me and refusing to cooperate with simple questions.
>"Is this your car, can i see your license?"
"yeah go ahead"
as opposed to
>"Is this your car, are you driving legally?"
SIR SIR YOU DO NOT H- SIR YOU- AM I BEING DETAINED? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO STOP ME
>>14741855
>current year
>using a trip on an anonymous Chinese cartoon imageboard
kys
Cause it's skidz day and I was driving reasonable. Sorry cunt.
>rips hektik skid and cop leaves me alone
>>14733174
JUST
>>14733195
he has copvision
>>14737028
>they intend to wrong somebody else... Pee Barnes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZIPkuHN-4s
>>14742586
>>14745996
jesus
>>14742310
running a red light doesn't bother you?
>>14733256
>I find it more irksome that his top button isn't done up.
Literally who the fuck buttons the top button of a shirt unless you're wearing a tie?
I bet you dress like a retard.
just got a citation for window tint and no front license plate. fuk, i'm retarded.
Because my redline is over 9000?
>>14746291
just curious is no front plate actually illegal anywhere?
>>14733174
To see how many Dragonball z jokes I can make before you drag me out of my car and beat me to death?
>>14740212
>Robertson v. Washington State Department of Public Works
Freedom of travel on public roads is not freedom to operate a motor vehicle on those public roads.
Current legislation and case precedent has dictated that states have the right to restrict and regulate the operation of motor vehicles on public roads.
>>14746313
I think in some states only a rear plate is needed. also if you have a special vehicle like a motorcycle or collectors car you only need a rear plate.
>>14746173
I guess it depends. If I'm sitting at an intersection at night and no one is around, I'll go through it. Just blatantly running a red without any concern for oncoming traffic is retarded though
>>14739649
Is that a roush?
>>14741254
oh boy this is good
"you're gonna get i-in trouble"
