OHMYGODOHMGODHAHAAHAOOOOHHHHMYGODSOOOOHHHSOOOOFASTOOHHAHAHAHA
>>14719355
>you will never drive into his backroad and show him what your dick can do
>you will never make him squeal like a firetruck
>>14719355
>>14719355
This guy is like Doug Demuro-AIDS tier. The Carl Cuck of car "reviewers".
Has a go fund me four cylinder mustang.
>>14719678
wew lad
>>14720064
8/10 kek'd
>subaruwrxfan
>buys a BRZ
>buys a Mini
>buys a Mustang
>>14720763
Can't believe people actually donated for that shit.
>>14719355
9gag: the car show
Reddit car reviews
>>14720763
>jealous he manipulated a bunch of retards into buying him a car
Impressive, really.
>>14720914
Regular Carl Reviews
>>14720922
More like upset because people are idiots.
>>14720928
You must be upset 24/7
>>14720944
Only when your mom begs for my weewee
>>14720961
Jokes on you fag my mom's a post op tranny.
>>14720961
OOOOO shit shots fired.
>>14720944
Whatcha gonna do now boi?
>>14720763
didn't he sell the BRZ he had due to 'financial circumstances'?
and he turns around a few months later and buys a mustang?
are we sure he wasn't just getting replacing the brz with the mustang and created the sob story?
>>14720964
OOOOOOO shit
You guys are so cool.
>>14720969
cringe
>>14720977
mad :^)
HEYS GUYS SUBARUWERJBSJKDBFFAN HERE
WHY DOES HE DO THIS
>>14720064
ayy
>>14720974
He gets a used Mini first and then gets the Mustang.
>>14721042
how much did that shit cost? the $6500 he got in donation dollars?
jesus fuck you work hard to get a job and a credit score when really all you need is a twitch or youtube channel so you can steal other peoples money on paypal
>>14720914
D-dont you talk shit about Regular-senpai, baka
Carlthrottle
>>14719355
>review a literal race car
>spend half the review discussing the interior anyway
why are homosexuals so gay
>>14721563
>review a literal race car
>spend 28 minutes of a 30 minute video discussing every single little button and knob of the interior in extreme detail
>the remaining 2 minutes is spent driving 10 miles below the speed limit
>>14721581
he is a good little boy who goes to church
leave him alone
>>14721592
He's the type of nigga who still wears tighty-whities.
He's the type of nigga who doesn't care that his wife is fucking other dudes on the side because he's a closeted homosexual.
>catty comments about interior material choices
>"Not as good at X and Y as a Honda Civic."
>tire chirp
>>14721603
have you seen his wife? that bitch is like 25 and already a frigid post menopausal church woman
she probably yells at him for jerking off
>>14721581
I enjoy his videos because they're that detailed.
>>14720064
I don't get it.
>>14721164
I actualy remember these posts :( too long being unemployed on EI
>>14721164
Kek, Matt is always concerned about audio
>>14721164
Missed the part with
>"Marty is that human slime, m8?"
>"That is indeed human slime"
>"ugggghh, MARTY I LICKED IT!"
>>14721733
>why does all of our cars got pubes and ballsweat m888
>>14719355
So who is this faggot in the pic exactly?
>>14721581
>>14721603
>>14721617
the one fucking car-related channel on YT that doesn't involve 30 minutes of a 20-something screaming and being autistic and people hate him
>>14720064
LOL
>>14720064
I don't get it
>>14720064
Is this some board meme I'm not aware of?
>>14720914
He's at least self aware of how autistic he is
>hello once again and welcome to motorweek
>i'm john davis
>for years this car has been....
>stupid pun with name of car
>90s porno music
>this car handles surprising well for its class
>give car literally nothing but the highest praise
>end with another stupid pun
and they've done exactly this way for 40 years
>>14721581
i like that of him. doesnt try hard either, he just actually reviews the whole car and it feels liek youre actually in there
granted i never watched a full vid in my life, i always skip to the good parts
That Shmee cunt has the most punchable face i have ever seen.
>>14721164
I like thedudeinblue. He takes the car seriously but can also appreciate the fun and purpose of the car he's in.
>>14720064
>>14721581
Never heard of this guy before this thread. Watched as much of a couple videos as I could. Jesus Christ this poor fuck. I'd kill myself if I was married to his wife. Fucking gross.
>>14724394
pic of the wife pls
>>14721581
Who is this guy
>>14724493
Saabkyle. He's an autistic fuck that makes long-ass reviews of cars.
There's nothing wrong with him as a reviewer as he's pretty unbiased, but he's boring.
>>14724394
>>14724493
Saabkyle04
His wife has really cucked him big time, his videos used to be really straight-forward and detailed. Now he spends so much time trying to include her fat ass, talks about how it's a "we" production, rather than "his" show, and has turned his videos into bland reviews that offer little insight.
If he'd just kept them detailed and factual, with the *odd* opinion here and there, I'd be 100% on board with him still. But he's probably being told "honey you can do so much better if you change what made you famous and lots of money, after all I'm your wife sweetie I know best just do what I say".
This is why you don't get married lads. Just stick to fucking KKK's mom or paying $10 for a BJ from Frosty's girl.
>>14720064
Explain this
>>14724510
He's a fucking white mal
>>14719355
>sells BRZ because money
>buys an ecoboost mustang
>complains of depreciation
>apparently he didn't realize that ferd makes a billion of these things
Matt Farah is pretty cool, he drove some kids piece of shit Cobalt and it was a funny review
>>14724509
>Just stick to fucking KKK's mom
NO. There's the odd chance you might spawn another kitkat into this world.
>>14724554
Matt Farrah is literally one of those Russian nesting dolls with arms and legs. He's retarded and obnoxious.
>>14724624
I like him, compered to these youtube try hards he's actually knowledgable. And he has a manual converted v12 aston...
>>14724467
>she looks like this in her early twenties
That poor bastard. And she chooses to look like that. Ugh. You can almost hear her saying she would never go out with an overweight guy because that's under her standards.
>>14720914
Too many dumb metaphors, he's become tedious as fuck.
https://youtu.be/OzzKlL4x9Zs?t=2m16s
Jesus fucking Christ
>>14720914
Entertaining and somewhat relevant when looking for a new shitbox
He needs to do more regular cars (but the falcon is a nice channel project)
>>14725321
To be fair, they both aren't really on the aesthetic side of life
>>14721164
I'm actually kind of happy I do not know about half of these faggots.
>>14725321
His wife is 100% definitely getting blacked on the side. Hell he might even be in the room watching when it happens.
Fucking white males today man.
>>14725442
When I first watched Mad Max i didn't realize it was set in the future. I just thought australia was like that in the present.
>>14719355
are we supposed to know who this is?
>>14724229
Theres an italian guy thats even worse.
Used to have a channel just dedicated to spotting cars.
Or is that one shmee himself?
>>14725379
If it happened to meet this guy, I'd be seriously tempted to hit him in the face as soon as he started talking.
>>14725472
He is the automotive equivalent of Carl the Cuck.
>>14725379
Some people aren't just gifted with likeness. This dude is cringe/autistic/unappealing as a piece of shit.
>>14725479
Don't know who that is and I don't think I want to know either.
>>14725379
he looks like a little kid driving big boy cars
Are there any car reviewers on youtube worth watching?
>>14725514
There is nothing on youtube worth watching period.
>>14725514
At the moment, not really.
Harris was decent, but he acted like a freaking opportunist, shelled the Patreon money from the fans, pissed on them and kept doing what he always did best, pissing on people to leap for better places.
>>14725452
Didn't some porn website publish their search results by state and it turned out the southern states had a massive fascination with cuckold porn? Wouldn't surprise me if Saabkyle04 changed his handle to Bullprepper04
>>14725514
not reviews, but i love car bros... wish they made more content though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDGEachjgWE
>>14725568
You know there are large black communities in the south, right?
>>14725509
>How is Trump like Hitler?
>his response
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLGxi3MF9Wo
>>14725591
Exactly, and lots of racism. It's like forbidden fruit.
How spicy :^)
>>14725379
>hey wassup guys, subfurix fan here.
>>14725612
Every time. His wife is hot tho.
>>14721806
Jafromobile
Toms turbo garage
Project Binky
All 3 are probably my top pics of car guys.
Also roadkill is nice, would be better if they actually finished some of their project though.
>>14725621
anyone Chrisfix here?
>>14724554
I dont get what peoples problem is with Fat Marah. he seems pretty knowledgeable about the shit he drives, and sure some of it is hyped up for youtube but i still think he gets to review / show off some awesome cars. (the lotus springs to mind)
>>14725525
yeeah harris is good to follow where he goes, but never give that cunt money from your own pocket.
>>14725628
ill take a look, im not into many car channels on YT because too many of them are just memes and camera screaming (or atleast the ones i always seem to end up finding) my 'top 3' is really my only 3.
>>14720914
I can get down with some of his shit but he gets so autistic about what a car represents
I wish I could find more channels about people working on cars, project cars or even general repairs.
>>14725628
I think i like his channel the most. He doesn't try to use dumb metaphors and make shit jokes. He just speaks normally and explains everything clearly.
I like MightyCarMods too, but they don't seem to get much done in a single episode..
>>14725728
Already subbed to Chris Fix, SMA, and even Eric The Car Guy
>>14725720
speed academy, toms turbo garage
Any good channels about Subarus?
>>14725745
>SMA
??
>>14725763
Cancerous car brands breed cancerous car channels
>>14725767
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>>14721690
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>>14724510
>>14725745
Jafromobile, bad obsession motorsport.
Both very good project cars. BOM is a little slow (one video every 3 months) but theres lots to catch up on and its fabrication porn, they do some amazing work)
Jafro's videos can be a little dry for some, but i love them how they are, he goes into just the right amount of detail for me, does some fantastic tutorials.
>>14725379
Okay sure he sounds and looks a bit like a fag but I can't hate a guy who enjoys going fast and is not trying hard not too look impressed. He's having a blast and it shows and there's nothing wrong with that, not sure why you guys hate him so much
>>14724137
lmao
i love motor week.
it hasn't changed at all, based john davis.
>>14725904
>not sure why you guys hate him so much
It's because he's the one driving cool ass cars and looking/sounding like a faggot, not me.
>>14725940
Yeah that's what I thought
>>14725514
Harry's Garage is fun.
>>14725628
he's a fucking autist.
does a video with eric, and engenering expained. everytime they start talking he does this weird, awkward walk towards the camera. every
fucking
time
then they do another video a month later and he hides his fucking face. all you see is his weird looking mouth.
half his fucking vidoes are stupid as shit.
talks about never hooking up the negative terminal to the battery because the spark may cause an explosion if the battery is leaking.........
....................................
fucking moron.
his center consol build is retarded too. no fucking skill.
>>14725461
marchettino?
Have you guys seen SavageGeese? Seems like he'd be liked here, but I never see him mentioned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yHcGbBh7g
>>14726905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQEXh7kSW8w
kek
>>14724137
They bash cars, too. They basically test them to the limit that most limp wristed benchracers ever would irl.
Idk i still think they have best formula out of all the dash-mount autoblogists now.
>>14727206
That's because Motorweek is objective testing for results, they include how it feels but they keep the focus on the car and not the fucking presenter and that's how it should be, bloggers are just that because they're typically one man ops anyways and they don't get anymore cameras or anything, I can at least respect Kutztown for trying to do something different cinematographically
>>14719355
god I want to fuck his manlet ass so bad
>>14729291
Was it really worth bumping to say that?
>>14729381
>implying you wouldn't
shut up
>>14721609
I like this guys' reviews though.
>>14719355
why is this kid with downs syndrome allowed to drive a car?
Who /bisforbuild/ here?
>>14725514
XCAR turned into Carfection which is the some producers as Roadshow/CNET, decent show
EVO obviously
MotorWeek Retro Reviews has been my shit for the past month
>>14725514
Engineering Explained lad, literally the only one worth subbing to
>>14735183
This. He does a really good job at explaining things, and he is not autistic as fuck, unlike everyone else.
