How do I clean the pussy juice out of my cloth seats in my MX-5? A prospective buyer told me it smelled like literal pussy on the test drive and it's because of all the bitches who've taken a ride in the MX-5.
Should I lower my price to account for the seat? Should I simply replace it before further attempts to sell it? Idk what to do.
>>14718703
Take the seats out and burn them.
Sell the car advertised as "JDM SEAT DELETE, YO"
>>14718712
this also add money to the price
>How to remove pussy juice
The only pussy juice in there is in the drivers seat, how about you don't drive it until you can afford a tampon.
>advertise as "JDM SEAT DELETE, YO"
>not advertising as "Weight Reduction Stage 1"
Shiggy
Put a waterproof bag over the driver's seat.
>>14718703
SAUCE????
This is coming from the driver's seat, I presume?
Fuck, just remove it and replace it with an NB seat.
>>14718703
>A prospective buyer told me it smelled like literal pussy on the test drive
I can see how this would ruin the sale, considering miata drivers are homosexuals.
>OP's joke was that a Miata is a car for pussy eaters
>which is not
>still people managed to make fun of OP's faggotry
>OP is BTFO by everyone in the thread
Never change, /o/
>>14718703
Boipussi smell probably, the fag buying it is probably in denial, or just isnt keen on the smell of shite.
>>14718743
It's just a stock pic of a woman yawning after a hard day's work.
>>14718703
Just remove the driver seat and use fabric cleaner?
>>14718703
OP, you spelled anal leakage wrong.
>>14718703
>pussy juice
>in MX-5
>>14718703
Oh my fuck that was a good one, OP
>>14718703
Dunno what's worse, that he actually said it smells like pussy juice due to all the bitches. or that you believed him.
There's also the third option of this didn't happen and you made it up for trolling purposes or to get (You)s because they've become your Reddit upvotes, in which case 6/10 Got me to reply, but your trap/hook is way too visible to take seriously.
>>14718703
In an MX-5? That's from the driver, and from you.
>tfw I don't let skeezers in my car because I don't want their gaping cunts stinking up my upholstery.
Im sorry bitch but not even you could get any guy to fuck you in that tiny penis car.
Use a tampon and show your tits or gtfo
>>14719673
autism speaks
>>14719673
I am willing to believe the OP because I have in fact had females in my vehicle, or been in vehicles with females.
I can remember 3 times, twice where I was driving and once where I was car-pooling, where at some point I began to smell an "odor" and after a few whiffs realized that I was smelling CUNT-smell.
So women crotch-stinking up a car can, and does in fact happen.
Solution:
>Go to pet store
>Find "Urine and Odor" neutralizer spray that is safe for fabrics
>Buy it
>Spray down the seats that you think have been cunt-flooded
>leave windows down for a day
There, problem should be solved.
Unless you've let the odor "bake" into the upholstery over time in a hot closed car.
In that case you're looking at replacing the seats... or just sell the car to a women.
Women never seem to notice that their cars smell like rolling whore-houses.
>Remove pussy smell
>just get out of the car
Pour a little gas on the seat
>Oh man I just put gas in
>at least it don't smell like pussy no more
>>14719319
>tfw I live there
>tfw it mentions my town
On a related note, my mom left a period stain on my white cloth interior in my 1984 mustang with white cloth seats.
Can't clean it. Thoughts?
>and it's because of all the bitches who've taken a ride in the MX-5.
no its called mildew. your shitty convertible top leaks water in
kill yourself
>I drive for girls
>>14721802
Hydrogen peroxide could work, that's what I use to clean the bloodstains off my clothes
>>14721802
Peroxide or bleach, if it's actually white. If it's an off-white you're fucked though. Test it somewhere not visible first.
