What is the best car for a man who has given up?
>>14717312
Miata
>>14717312
Anything American
>>14717312
I'm tipping at the picture rn
>>14717312
Well as that includes myself I feel qualified to answer this question.
The answer is Porsche 997
viper
>>14717353
Yeah, shame others for being lonely
AMC Gremlin.
>>14717332
Winner!
a motorcycle
>>14717406
>a motorcycle
great way to die too, another bonus to a man who has given up
>>14717414
I should get a motorcycle
>>14717312
AE86
>tfw projectinhg
>>14717312
Literally anything. If you've given up you obviously don't care. So stop caring about what others think and get a car that suits you
A old American muscle car rusted to the point where you can't even tell what it is, but with the most modern viper engine and a 3 speed manual
>>14717312
Liter-class sportbike. It's a much more affordable way to slam into a bridge abutment at 175mph than a car.
>>14717332
/Thread
>>14717563
Will I feel anything?
White 1970 Dodge Challenger with a 4 speed and 440 6 pack and pill bottle of amphetamines.
>>14717587
Sadness and anger
>>14717587
>>14717615
Then an amazing sense of... Death?
Used German sports car so you'll spend all your free time working on it instead of thinking about your loneliness.
Sportbike works well too
>>14717647
>tfw your brain can think of two things at once so you spend all your free time working on it while reflecting on your loneliness
>>14717312
Single seaters
>>14717587
Regret. You'll probably hit the brake but it'll be too late at that point.
>>14717662
i can already picture a fat mall cop climbing out of that
>>14717406
Specifically, a Goldwing... with your teddybear on the back
>>14717708
>not a real doll
step it up senpai
>>14717587
Do you feel anything now?
The last thing that would go through your mind is steel-reinforced concrete.
It's a much more fitting end than pills or a bullet.
>>14717718
>The last thing that would go through your mind is steel-reinforced concrete.
Would this make me feel stronk?
>>14717733
No, if the steel-reinforced concrete could feel, it would feel stronk.
>>14717406
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHavR0nTROg
>>14717563
>all those dadrock songs about sodoku by motorcycle
Clearly the best choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwn0R1PFUwU
>>14717849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax-ySB7JmAA
IS-F.
>>14717312
>What is the best car for a man who has given up?
A car that looks like it's given up.
>>14717312
>Where have all the good men gone?
Said the woman who didn't cook, clean, nor suck dick.
>>14717317
this
t. man who has given up
>>14717563
this
>>14718145
Triggered
>>14718202
What does t. Mean
I must have missed the memo when this dank new meme was released
>>14717406
This is exactly why I want a bike
>>14718145
>'anoneemoose' mask.
>stanced (i.e. ruined)
>miata
>fuck hueg spoiler
>removeable steering wheel.r
Fuck, that's like every retard stereotype on /o/.
A Ford Probe. Nothing says loneliness and misery like a Ford Probe.
>>14717312
I have a Fiesta ST. It's good fun, but it's still not the answer to my problems.
>>14718645
Alberto barbosa
https://youtu.be/QXmMkjKczjU
>>14718707
W-wrong link senpais
>>14717312
MR2
Just go all out and snap oversteer yourself right into a tree
>>14718677
I used to have a Ford Probe... I riced it horribly.
>>14717604
dude
>>14717317
miata is always the answer :(
![Calvary.2014.720p.BluRay.DD5.1.x264-Talian-.mkv_snapshot_01.10.55_[2016.02.15_01.42.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i7s3l8V.jpg "Calvary.2014.720p.BluRay.DD5.1.x264-Talian-.mkv_snapshot_01.10.55_[2016.02.15_01.42.56].jpg")
What the fuck is with /o today? All these feels threads
>>14717312
Vauxhall Vectra
>>14718707
Quite literally none the wiser
>>14718910
can confirm
t. i drive this
>>14718908
Its springtime for everyone except the ausfags and the mating instinct is kicking into high gear.
>>14717312
a volvo
dodge caravan
>>14718645
i figure it means something equivalent to
>signed ____
or
>sincerely _____
>>14717312
Nothing says 'I've died inside' like a Toyota Camry.
![peugeot-partner-[8314].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7qJHtMo.jpg "peugeot-partner-[8314].jpg")
>>14717312
For the man who just don't care anymore.
>>14719251
It's a meme originated in /pol/ and that's pretty much what it means
>>14717406
A lot of depressed celebs are huge into bikes. This checks out. Keanu for example has a Ducati collection IIRC. Cruise probably rides his bikes in hopes he will die to finally separate his family from Scientology, etc.
>>14717312
fuck man, its been a week and a half
>G E O M E T R O
or equivalent shitbox
>I no longer value status, I simply want the cheapest vehicle that available can accommodate a single (sad) adult.
>it is impossible for me to feel joy
>>14719232
Dodge Avenger, smallest engine possible
>>14717406
I agree with this. Don't puss out and get a moped.
E36
When you want to be human bean
>>14719309
you have no idea what you're talking about
/pol/ has got absolutely nothing to do with finnish grammar and memes
>>14717312
Geo Metro or Ford Aspire. If you're trying to punch your own ticket buy a crotch rocket on craigslist and turn yourself into hamburger, But I'd really try to consider going on living. I had a rough winter myself but It's better to get back at everyone by being successful.
>>14717436
Looks nice familam, I can never fucking find any for sale around here that aren't rusted up pile of shit open diff sedans.
>>14717317
>muh sports inspired roadster
>muh rwd
>>14719329
Diesel Jetta
>>14719352
I meant /int/, pls no bully
>>14719408
Coupes, Not Sedans. My apologies
>>14719419
it still didn't originate in /int/
i am going to kick the shit out of you
>>14718667
bet you didn't notice his retarded shoes
>>14719434
Bbut it did originate in /int/, prove me wrong senpai
>>14719461
it originated in ylilauta
>>14719470
But that's not a board... Are you telling me there's other sites besides 4chan?
>>14719484
eat shit and die
>>14719488
You look upset, are you driving a 4 cylinder faggot shitbox?
>>14719504
>4 cylinder faggot shitbox
That's a low blow. At least mine's turbocharged.
>>14718645
It comes from spurdo, which came from Finnish shitposters on Finnish chan.
The Finnish word for regards is terveiset, shortened to t.
t.funposter pro
>>14718818
Is that a gated shifter? neat
>>14719532
It was, yes. Had it custom-made.
>>14719539
Good on the downhill
>>14721652
Then it's a perfect match for your life.
>>14717406
This so much, I sort of jump in and out of depression and spend a huge amount of time looking at bikes.
>tfw britbong and need a seperate license for a bike
Just kill me now
>>14719539
These are cool as fuck. It's a coupe, targa and convertible all rolled into one. Only issue is 63hp, but fuck with the ECU and boot controller and they can make about 90 IIRC
>>14721687
Plenty of great a2 bikes
>>14719539
There's something about these I really like
>live in CA and can't import
>>14721715
I've got a Lexmoto sitting in my dad's shed. Only a 125 but it'll get me to and from college once I do my cbt. Once I get my A2 I'm leaning heavily towards old 2 stroke suzukis for some reason
>dangerous
>expensive
>gives some sort of enjoyment to your empty soul
I suggest a big block muscle car or motorcycle
>>14721729
Modern 4 stroke m8.
Reliable and smooth
>>14717312
90's ford taurus, or maybe 90's toyota corrola. Just to let the world know
>>14721739
I love that fucking car
https://youtu.be/NvI4jHYwuJE
>>14721752
But then no water buffalo
>>14721652
>>14721686
Underrated posts.
>>14717786
This. I love this.
>>14719256
This. All the middle aged men I work with that life has beaten into submission drive Toyotas.
ive been given a 1992 pontiac bonneville
with busted gearbox. / v6 engine )
i only need to do 2 hour drive to pick it up
yay or nay dudes? ive been offered a 1986 ford fiesta that only have a busted brake line for that bonneville if parking it there
then there's this saab 9000 with busted brake lines for 150$
one owner and orginal few miles
>>14717312
Personally, I drive a WRX...but that is only if your only problem is a complete lack of friends/ lack of women.
>>14721721
Are there additional California regulations that prohibit them? They're starting to hit 25 years old, so some can be imported and registered in the US this year/next year.
>>14717332
97% of American cars? Sure.
All of them? No.
Not that I wouldn't drop 150K on a new M760li if I had it (just bought another 35 acres), but my MKS keeps me well entertained on the weekends...
>>14723513
I'm not sure on the specifics, but I guess so. We have some kind of Direct Import stuff to deal with, and more testing than other States, we have our own little clean air committee. It's all extra expensive too
>>14717312
Dodge Avenger is the official car of giving up on life.
>>14717312
>a man who has given up
>everyone posts cars for cucks and weebs instead
Get a fucking viper you dodgy cunt
>>14717312
what ever your wife wants
>>14721652
>>14721686
SAVAGE
>>14717712
>not a daki
Come on now.
>>14717312
whatever he is already driving. if he has given up why would he buy a car?
>>14718818
A E S T H E T I C
>>14722111
Trans for the Bonnie will be expensive and tough to replace.
Brake lines for Saab is an easier and cheaper job.
>>14717604
He didn't give up. The world gave up on him.
>>14718908
it's Easter. all of the lonely losers who didn't get invited to be with the family today are depressionposting
>>14718145
Did the wheels crinkle the fender like that?
>>14726185
>tfw just realized it's easter
>tfw entire family is on vacation in mexico
>tfw stuck with overcast weather all week
>tfw neet
One that can drive him to a therapist.
>tfw euro
>tfw can't go out with a 1l sportspike or a viper
B-but it's about the passion, right lads?
>>14729063
Kill them johnny. Kill them all
>>14729095
And why can't you?
Ill just leave this here
![359472-5x2-lg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QAx6TlO.jpg "359472-5x2-lg[1].jpg")
Y'all know this is the only option.
Plus points for:
- cabrio version
- red interior
- record monza exhaust
I've always been partial to the red MG roadster. It's a sports car but it's not quite the sports car you actually want.
Or if you're completely dead inside you can buy a PT Cruiser and start on your journey to be the least interesting person in the world.
>>14719275
truth, or a Citroën xsara picasso
go Frenchies though
>>14729441
The MG roadster is a garbage car, literally the most unreliable car ever built.
I'm astonished that there are people here on /o/ reccommending MGs while perpetrating the memes against Fiat and other Italian cars.
>>14721687
Wow wait, americans do not need a seperate license?
>>14729561
What fags, right. In Russia you have to take exam with manual if you want a manual license
>>14729561
You need a motorcycle endorsement
>>14729222
>subaru
>le dorifto machine
pls no
