Tell me /o/, why aren't you delivering pizzas in a Mustang GT?
>>14710459
because pizza smell hangs around like nothing else
>>14710459
>shit teir car
>shit teir job
No thanks bud
>all dose miles
>all dose gas
>all dose oil changes
>all dos wear and maintenance items
>all dose insurance
>all dose shitty tips to pay for all dose things above
>>14710468
This and gas. I like the S550 but it isn't a pizza car
>>14710459
Looks like someone is living beyond their means.
Because there's no way you could afford a new GT mustang on a pizza boy's pay, unless the pizza boy job was a second job to help pay for the car.
>>14710476
>get paid to drive a Mustang GT
>>14710459
Because I have a real job?
>>14710668
>muh real job
Busboy or some shit like that detected.
Who brags and puts others with shitty jobs down but an insecure guy with a shitty job.
>>14710459
>no license
>lol displacement/emissions taxes (new base model GT costs about 100k eurobucks here)
>lol 2nd highest gas prices in the world
>>14710491
It's a pretty well to do neighborhood so I would say his parents are helping in some way. He's probably still living at home while he takes classes at UCF or something.
>>14710459
1. Because delivering pizzas will murder your car.
2. Because I don't own a Mustang GT.
>>14710675
This
>>14710675
You said it, my man.
I work retail and I know some of us work our arses off
>>14711412
Notice you said, some of us, and not, you.
>tfw deliver pizzas in LS1 trans am
>>14710459
No, because I'm over 21, and not a complete failure at life.
>>14710675
Typically I would agree with you, but the motherfucker asked. If you don't want to hear the obvious answers to such a stupid question then don't ask.
>>14710491
You can easily make $40,000 a year delivering pizzas. It's not like a GT is a super car, if you finance like everyone does, to could easily afford the payments. The reason most pizza boys seem like broke losers is because they spend all their money on booze and drugs, and drive shitty cars. But you can easily rent a decent place and make a car payment, while still having enough money to do things you want, or save the rest and be boring.
>I'm too poor to own a Mustang
>I'm not poor enough to deliver pizzas
That's why, OP
Although if I ever retire as a rich old fart with a nice car I'll deliver pizzas to keep myself busy. Just for you, OP.
>>14710468
>he doesn't hang a slice of pizza from his rear view mirror
I bet you use Black Ice, homo
>>14710459
have fun adding a ridiculous amount of miles and unnecessary wear for below minimum wage. that's right bitch, I know you make less than minimum wage when your on the road, faggot.
>>14712727
>buying a car that costs your annual salary
pls no
I think all the salt in the thread is from jealousy. Cause id be pretty jealous if i owned a mustang GT delivering pizzas.
Its not like its some european cuckmobile that breaks down every 1000 miles.
Sweet Vee Eight Moturr, free pizza, and easy milf pussy. Whats not to love?
>>14712917
Who are you even talking to?
>>14712953
>New mustang gt
>eazy milf pussy
Can confirm
>>14712953
why would anyone be jealous of a mustang? literally everyone owns one. you can buy one for the same price as pretty much any other car.
>>14712953
>milf pussy
Holy fucking low standards
>>14710476
>Shitty tips
That really depends -where- you deliver. I did that shit in highschool and I'd get $500+/week in tips alone ontop of the minimum wage I was making.
>>14710459
dangerous job
>>14713248
Meh, only a V6.
>>14713062
Confirmed for underage
>>14713248
a fucking V6
I've been seriously thinking about getting a second job as a pizza boy, but I want a proper pizza boy car to do it in, like a CRX. It's £12+ an hour.
>>14712759
I use black ice because jets pizza left a turbo crust stench so powerful that it was still there 3 weeks later after sitting in the car in the box for 20 minutes
>>14712952
Implying mustangs are expensive
>>14712739
>get pizza delivered by a retiree in a Ferrari
neat
>>14713068
>500$ a week
>150$ a week gas bill
>car payment on a 40k car.
Way to fail at financial planning.
>>14710459
>Americuck
>deliever pizza in a shit car
>no surprises
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2804304/Now-S-fast-food-Maccas-use-Lamborghini-Ferrari-deliver-meals.html
Step it up Nigga, you just got out capitalised by Australia Americucks
>>14715590
>unironically brags about McDonalds to Americans
>>14715604
>unironically bragging about delivering pizzas in a 20k shitbox mustang
>>14715590
This is autism.
McDonalds vs PizzaHut.
Fuck off
>>14710459
I can read
