You are a well connected mid-level drug dealer making ~$100k annual salary.
What is your DD?
>inb4 'frosty edition' corvette
V6 midsize sedan. Grey or white. No bumper stickers or any other identifiable details
>>14709495
2005 Honda Accord V6 6-Speed
Someone from the drug mafia scene was bomb'd in Berlin recently. Drove a silver VW Passat.
>>14709495
60's Chevy Suburban, either olive drab & white or dark silver and cream 2 tone, full Ride-Tech suspension and air bag setup, 60's style cloth/vinyl interior matched to paint, something like a built 572 big block supercharged, low boost for DD'able reasons, built th350 with gear vendor overdrive unit, mild tint, excessive sized gas tank for muh trips, done up sound system for muh eurobeats, american racing's 17" rally wheels with polished center caps, polished lips, white spoke face, on something in the 275/40r17 range all around.
Pic semi related.
2008 toyota camry xle badged as a se
>drug dealer
>100k a year
Riiiiight.
All the drug dealers I ever heard of are always autistic pieces of shit who can't even make it doing a real job. They spend all their "fat stacks" on more drugs and wasteful shit. It's gone as soon as they make a bit of cash.
Drug dealers almost never make enough to actually get ahead in life and certainly don't quit "the game" if they do.
>>14709827
Like most things, only a few people prevail. I've met a few 'drug dealers' with nice things. They're generally older, always white, and they don't deal in small amounts, and with few people. Both of them daily drove four door sedans of middling quality, a newer accord and an older Cadillac. Flashy cars seem to be for niggers, they mostly just don't want to be noticed and spent their money on renovating their hoe.
>>14709827
>J. T.'s gang took in revenues of about $32,000 a month. Not counting wages, it cost J. T. about $14,000 to operate, including $5,000 for the wholesale purchase of cocaine and another $5,000 as a kickback to the board of directors.
>J. T.'s single largest expense was the wage he paid himself: $8,500 a month, for an annual salary of about $100,000. There were roughly 100 leaders of J. T.'s stature within the Black Disciple network. These were the drug dealers who could indeed afford to live large, or -- in the case of the board of directors -- extremely large. Each of those roughly 20 directors stood to earn about $500,000 a year.
>So the top 120 men on the Black Disciples' pyramid were paid very well. But the pyramid they sat atop was gigantic. Using J. T.'s franchise as a yardstick -- three officers and roughly 50 foot soldiers -- there were about 5,300 other men working for those 120 bosses. Then there were the 20,000 unpaid rank-and-file members, many of whom wanted nothing more than a chance to become a foot soldier. And how well did that dream job pay? About $3.30 an hour.
http://articles.latimes.com/2005/apr/24/opinion/oe-dubner24
I live in the UK so it would probably be a E46 in silver, all stock.
They are everywhere so it will blend in, and it can make some decent power if you work on it.
80's Mercedes or 80's Range Rover
Beige 2008 Impala SS. Inconspicuous yet powerful.
Did that package I ordered online come in yet today?
>>14709495
tan 2005 Chevy Impala. Literally everywhere, attracts no attention.
>>14709495
Some Volkswagen.
No one would thought such idiot can be smart enough to even sell drugs
2jz swapped heavily modified cressida wagon
>>14710394
when will these 2jz spouters leave?
Words of wisdom
generic 90s shitboxes seems to work for the dealers around here
Police package Tahoe would be nice but I guess most likely Prius or some other vehicle that's not connectable to crime life.
>>14709714
Your career as a low-level drug dealer will not last long
WW2 era staff car
With my own personalised flags
My DD would be the plainest most common vehicle I could find that would blend in with my area of operations. I agree with sedan advocate above. I wouldn't drive anything I'd miss having confiscated.
>>14709495
Passat w8...
1/2 a Vernon engined sleeper, no policeman will ever be keeping up with this and for under8k
>>14710450
All kinds of witchcraft
>>14710450
Nothing better than car breaking down during drug transfer operation.
>>14710480
no one asked you frosty.
go fuck your sister.
>>14710003
this, but debadge the ss bits
>>14709827
Know a guy from HS whos actually been doing pretty well for himself selling and running drugs.
He DDs an early 2000 Toyota Camry in Gold.
Want to know why he hasnt been caught?
He doesnt show off and do anything idiotic like most hoodrat drug dealers.
He dresses like a yuppie too and doesnt associate with niggers either. He absolutely refuses to deal to black people.
Either a 560 SEC (AMG widebody preferably) or an Autozam AZ-1
>>14710736
How big is her dick?
>>14710714
god damn thats edgy
>>14710745
youre doing way too much.
>>14710764
>youre doing way too much.
wat
The AMG 560 SEC may be a bit too expensive if that's what you mean, with regular models costing 10-20K
AZ-1s aren't too bad though, and old enough to be registered now
LS swapped s10, with 4 link rear suspension, dropped only a inch or two, and thick juicy tires
A bullet proof large sedan, something that's not flashy, like the new taurus. I'd keep it stock and I'd want it to be a color that blends in, dark grey or something.
>>14710764
butt hurt detected
better have you boyfriend put some soothing cream on that
>>14710416
>this
If I was making that much cash illegally I wouldn't want to faunt it. I'd drive a newer basic sedan that blends in. You can still have nice shit, just not something that will get you pulled over or attracts unwanted attention. Probably would just buy some nice guns and clothes instead of going full "lmao frosty muh Vette"
Volvo obviously. Reliability is paramount when you've got a deal to make or a snitch to waste.
>>14710736
looks like she has STDs tbhfam
and probably does drugs
>>14710736
there are people on this board with gf's 10x hotter than her
even notamiata's reddit-tier gf is better looking than your dumpster scrub
Crown Victoria Police Interceptor. Nobody's going to think you're a criminal when you look like a cop.
>>14710859
You realize those cars are driven almost exclusively by autistic sperglords who PRETEND to be cops (making it painfully obvious that they aren't cops), and niggers?
And FYI, a cop can tell a civi CVPI from an actual cruiser a mile off. They'll know based on their GPS alone if it's a cop car or not.
Black s class like all other white drug dealers.
>>14709495
Same car I do now, Blacked out '07 Charger R/T.
>>14709714
Found the guy that gets caught.
>>14710937
she's only interested in the drugs you fat sack of shit
I could get an 8Ball and come up to bumfuck nowhere Nebraska and steal her from you, you bearded dildo
>>14710450
>breaks down and gets narc'd
>>14710937
Dude your girl looks like the kind of slag that hangs around a bar at last call.
You're a petty ex-con drug dealer, it's not like we would expect you to do any better. Don't take it so personally, just understand that she probably still sucks dick for money.
Something AWD, or RWD, preferably a station wagon/hatchback with slight modifications to improve handling and braking.
Keep it sleeper status and boring looking with a bit wider wheels and tires than stock.
Dark tint, but a couple percent higher than legal limit so as to not draw attention to myself.
>Frosty turning /o/ into /soc/
fuck off
>drug dealer
no thanks, I don't want to get raped in Jail like Frostycuckold
>>14709495
I actually make that much, I drive junkers and save my money.
newish black F10 550i. Debadge it, and keep it stock on the outside.
>Yes I saw a person making drug deals out of his car
>what car was it?
>Black BMW, like the 80 billion other black BMWs in this town.
If you drove an accord or Camry around here you'd be suspicious immediately. Those are pleb-drug dealer making a delivery to a home tier.
>>14710960
>Hey baby, wanna come to my parents for a romantic dinner? I've got triscuits and arizona and a sick stainless steel fridge french door fridge.
VW Phaeton.
>looks like ugly passat
>6L W12 with 450 HP
>hand-assembled, exceptional build quality
>>14710962
I was thinking something similar. This is probably as stealth as you can get, everyone will assume you're a loser with no money.
OR buy an F150, they're extremely common and they'd be difficult to trace if spotted somewhere, since there's a billion of them.
>>14710976
>debadge it
that's the dumbest idea, you don't want ANYTHING that will set yours apart from others
taking off the badges is a.) a surefire sign that there's a dildo swaggot behind the wheel and b.) tells cops that you're a fuck they should be paying attention to
Honestly a generic crossover would be the absolute best vehicle, no one pays attention to them. A Santa Fe or an Escape would probably suffice. Maybe even a RAV4, it's reliable and there's tons of drug storage space.
>>14710982
no one is debating that notamiata is a fagwad, but his (alleged) gf is definitely more dick-worthy than Frosty's coked-out stripper whore
>>14711007
agreed but id rather fuck frosty anyway. he probably learned some neat tricks in jail
>>14711039
he knew everything going in
Dream Drug Dealer Car right here.
>>14711007
>Escape
This anon knows what he's talking about.
I have an escape I use for daily driving/work and it would be the perfect drug car. It's literally a mom/grandma car. I've never seen anyone, other than myself, under the age of 50 driving one, so cops won't instantly think "Damn that guy must be hauling drugs" like they would with a riced out honda.
Also, a little known fact: There's secret storage places literally fucking everywhere. I'll get pics in a sec.
>>14711043
she'd give anyone with $10 the time of day
and fyi, your chick looks anemic because she's doing too much meth
>>14711065
use your cold air intakes and promise to slap me with your trans am wing and you've got a deal
>>14711081
This. Or something like a Ridgeline, a car that only vanilla suburbanites drive.
>dat body-sized trunk in the Ridgeline
>>14711043
we've got it wrong boys, look at those veins. she's a heroin whore not a crack whore.
>>14709495
retired Caprice PPV V8.
and I would only sell marijuana.
>>14711126
Goddamnit. Picked the wrong picture.
>>14711211
lmao what the fuck
I'm not the kind of person to be rude, but her vagina looks like a giant pimple between her legs.
Are you sure she didn't have male to female surgery?
>>14711081
Extra space under the center console
(Having to send these to myself on facebook because Linux has fucking terrible device compatibility and won't let me transfer them via usb)
>>14711246
At first glance this looks like a totally normal car
>>14711235
taking advantage of the deleted posts, classy.
did a mod delete frostys posts or did he?
>>14711251
but there's weed spots everywhere
>>14711126
>>14711131
Have fun when your business gets wrecked in 5 years due to national legalization.
>>14709827
>former bud becomes a drug dealer because he thinks it's cool(probably from watching pineapple express)
>later gets forced to sell because cartel is involved and will get his family and everyone around him rekt if he doesn't
>idiot decides to buy a V6 Camaro to get away but still doesn't have a learners license
>still lives in a shit neighborhood
>can't get himself out
Plenty of idiots but a few Heisenbergs out there.
>>14711264
My family had this car for 3 years, and we never knew we had a trunk under the carpet until I decided to take out the carpet and clean it.
I plan on putting a proper lock on it, that way if anyone ever asks to see what's inside I can just say "I honestly forgot I had a trunk, the key is probably at home"
Honda City Turbo
The Moto Compo is the back up getaway vehicle
>>14711301
trunk space is a little small in comparison to >>14711117 but still plenty.
The escape is clearly the best car for this category OP.
>>14709888
>that article
lol, reminds me of my old buddies.
>>14710420
>Prius
They good for sneeking up on motherfuckers.
>>14711117
Do AWD ridgelines come with it too?
>>14711325
Yes.
>>14711264
lol my RAV4 has little pockets like this on either side, the previous owner left a full toolkit stuffed in one and what i assume was christmas present (a watch) in the other one. still in the bag with the receipt, bought right around christmas time.
>return to Sears
>they tell me it's way past the return date (like 3 years later)
>tell me I can have store credit instead
>tfw $90 bonus found in my car
Chevy SS. Fast but lowkey
>>14711325
Every Ridgeline is AWD, except for the very newest version they just released. It was standard on them until they re-did them, now it's going to be a fucking option.
>buying a 2WD FWD minivan-based truck
Just cuck my shit up amirite.
>>14711342
Make sure to get the Holden badges for a more low profile
>>14711350
Nobody drives Holdens around here though
>>14710008
>impersonating a government official
Good plan. You'll do well
>>14711350
>>14711342
lmao this.
You would literally be the only guy in a 1,000 mile radius driving a fucking Chevy SS, they are way too uncommon. Terrible idea.
OP might as well be driving pic related
Whats the point of being a drug dealer at all?
If you go around showing your cash around the police will be at your door in no time at all, if you don't you have to live a shit lifestyle and pretend your a poorfag. Only advantage is you have some money to sit on if things get rough, but whats the point if you can't spend your money on shit you want
>>14710008
>>14711358
He has the right idea, just needs to refine it. Go with an uncommon courier service like DHL. It's unlikely you'll run into another DHL truck the way you would UPS or FedEx, but people will just think you're delivering mail.
>>14711363
Not if I put a Malibu body kit on it
>>14711376
I'd go with R+L for the best efficiency
>>14711367
They key, as we learned from Gus Fring in Breaking Bad, is to live a normal, responsible life while you're making mad bank. Once you have ENOUGH money accumulated, you simply leave the country and live somewhere that people won't bother you, and which won't have extradition laws.
Problem is that dealers get greedy and obsessed with power, so it's no longer about money and all about control/dickwaving. Or you go insane like Walt and fuck everything up for personal revenge.
Most drug dealers are either a.) very stupid and end up getting caught, or b.) have a mixture of businesses that insulate them from recourse and allow them to justify a large income. They have shell companies and fronts that launder their money for them.
Hells Angels have more legitimate business ventures than they do illegitimate ones, and most of the top-level guys dress in suits and drive Lambos now. They have "legit" jobs like consultant or investment advisor. That's why it's so hard to take those guys down, because even though police KNOW they're guilty, there's a shitload of evidence required to get a substantial sentence.
>>14710008
YEEEEEES
>>14711367
>what is money laundering
Clearly not mentally cut out for this sort of thing
>>14711406
Thanks for explaining senpai
>>14710678
>>14710003
The '12s thru to the '15s had V6s that made a touch more power than the SS V8, while still being anonymous as fuck and giving better gas mileage as a bonus
If you're a well off criminal and flash your money around, you're a fucking idiot who's going to get caught constantly, see: Frosty.
I'd drive a 12 year old Civic
half of people here are mistaking drug dealing for being an undercover cop/spy
lots of jerks own cameros, flashy cars and whatnot yet and don't get labeled a drud dealer
>>14711907
Those jerks probably have a legitimate source of income and pay taxes though. Unless they have a means to launder money, drug dealers don't appear to have any real source of income, yet have all this fancy stuff, which will eventually raise eyebrows.
If your engaged in any kind of illegal activity, it's best to be paranoid as hell and act like you are some kind of undercover spy to avoid rousing suspicion.
>>14709512
Do the germans have multiple mafias? How efficient and organized!
>the rat from the drug mafia scene was killed
>the murder mafia are prime suspects
>>14710008
USPS,fed ex,ups... Biggest drug dealers in teh world,they just don't know it.
I already got the drug dealin mobile
>>14710487
>>14710958
They're actually extremely durable and reliable, contrary to popular belief
>>14711970
Everyone will suspect a Croatian gypsy.
>>14711981
Fucking kek
>>14711981
They wouldn't be too far off
>>14711981
Chrysler 300C obviously. If the cops came to my house looking for evidence, they wouldn't find shit since I don't cook there like an idiot and buried all my cash in the desert.
>>14711907
So much this , buy an evo and make it look like a base model
Black w140 S600
my old roommate was a very successful drug dealer. at his peak he was bringing in over 200k annually. he drove an audi a4. nice, but not too nice.
A Prius
>Say my name
Acoora Leg
Why would you ever deal drugs? When you eventually get caught it's a felony and 20 years with a one eyed fat guy named "Bubba" as your cellmate.
And Bubba's horny
>>14712144
>A Prius
hello nancy
>>14712144
am I falling for meta bait here
>>14712178
the future's lookin bright for us america
>>14711981
it's funny because it's true
>drug deal prob get prison then il be driven daily
/thread
>>14711970
Hi GS400gypsy
Real life Walter White, looking utterly inconspicious while giving a subtle ugly nod to the Aztek.
