Post your neighbor Chip's midlife crisis-mobile.
>Fuck you Neighbor Chip
The most expensive thing around here (that I know of. Who really knows...) is a mid-range A7.
Don't know if I'd rate my own M5 higher or not. More interesting, sure, but not to Joe Schmoe.
neighbor chip is just getting in touch with himself
>>14704354
I bet that's a v6 too
>neighbor has been a great husband
>supported his wife all through her cancer
>airplane mechanic, makes good dosh
>finally gets to buy a dodge muscle car
>she forced him to get the charger instead of a challenger
>she forced him to get a v6 for mpgs
Why do people buy the wrong midlife crisis mobiles?
All my cuck neighbors have lifted coal rollers. Absolute definition of over compensating.
>>14704354
Dad just bought a 2011 Jaguar XFR. I'm quite satisfied with his "son about to be out of college" mid-life-crisis-mobile.
I'm 30 and I bought a new 5.0 mustang, does that count?
It's pretty different compared to the 3 series I had before but I like it. I'm going to have more crisis soon, I feel another bike crisis coming on.
>>14704451
>letting your wife force you do anything
Whipped
>>14704499
More like
>getting married
Yeah no thanks.
>>14704354
He bought a yellow camaro
>muh transformers
>>14704501
This. As if I'm going to give up my car when (not if) she decides to divorce me. Fuck that noise.
>>14704466
they'd all be fucking your wife if you didn't live with your parents and had one
but they're definitely fucking your mom
>>14704527
The problem is that there is no incentive for her not to end things. She gets half your shit and maybe free monies for not working.
Also
>giving up your car so you can get a minivan for kids
shoot me.
>>14704532
>defending citiboi trucks
why
My dad is 53 and drives a 2006 cadillac SRX thats beat to shit
i don't think he could have a midlife crisis if his life depended on it
is there any car that's not stereotypical?
>>14704504
Let me guess, it's a V6 automatic
>>14704595
Yep
Shifting is too hard for boomers
>>14704595
>>14704600
Why would anyone buy a mustang/camero/charger in v6 and automatic
Unless it was an ecoboost twin turbo v6. I'd take that over my V8.
>>14704451
why do people get married it's terrible .
t. married man
>>14704532
>coal rollers
>ever used for towing
Lmao they're just morons who spend all their money on car payments, insurance, skoal and bud ice.
>>14704354
V6 Camaro Convertible with exhaust. Sounds like shit.
>>14704542
Even a prenup won't save you. Prenups aren't worth the paper they're written on as far as family court is concerned. If you're the man you're good as dead.
You lose the kids, you lose half your pay for the rest of her life, you lose the house, you lose half the other stuff you have, and you pay child support
But don't worry, you can see your kids twice a month!
>>14704532
>poster like these think this is cool
sigh
>>14704625
Tell me why it's terrible, I'm young but the thought of being alone and unmarried til I die scares me very much.
>>14704677
Ask your father, he has firsthand experience
>>14704677
>/o/ = marital advice from a bunch of weeb pedos who still live alone in parents basement.
I've been married 13 years and I'm pretty fucking happy.
>>14704688
Meh, he's happily married. Most of the people I've talked to about marriage have been married at age like 25 or something and say it's super shit and shouldnt've done it.
>>14704677
I felt that way too. now I wish I could get the last 10 year's back.
don't get married. even if you're sure she's the one she can/Will change in an instant.
don't make the same mistake I made anon. there is still time. save yourself!
>>14704677
see
>>14704646
Basically a woman can fuck you over anytime. Family courts will fuck you.
>>14704699
Look at the divorce rate and women start a majority of divorces. Why take that risk on half your shit?
>>14704669
>faggots like this think rolling coal is cool, and not obnoxious or retarded.
>>14704498
>I'm 30 and I bought a new 5.0 mustang, does that count?
Only if you plan on being dead at 60
>>14704699
You're either a legitimate cuck or an exceptional case. Hope she doesn't do a 180 on you down the road. Best of luck.
>>14704705
Marrying young is absolutely retarded. Neither of you likely have any money nor a paying job that can support a family. There may be love but there's no stability. A sturdy house built on sand will still crumble.
Get married when you're 30. Enjoy what's left of your "raging 20s" before you succumb to the soul crushing repetitiveness and chains of middle age.
>>14704735
Been engaged for over a year, she's a geek who's likes the cars and loves the guns. I really have my fingers crossed that this will last.
>>14704755
>having babies in you 30s
Terrifying
>>14704714
Divorce rate for first marriages is 50%. Fifty fucking percent. That's horrible odds. Would you play Russian Roulette with a two chambered revolver?
>>14704451
It is because it has the ugly front end and doesn't have the R/T badge.
>>14704768
There's nothing wrong with having kids in your 30s. Over 40 years old is where you could get into trouble.
When you're 30 there's stability in your life. Far more stability than when you're 20. People are more mature and have settled into their ways. What you see is often what you get.
>>14704755
>Get married when you're 30.
I really hope your wife isn't thirty, or your kids will have autism
might as well kill myself and skip all the bullshit
>>14704799
I think you confused 30 for 50, which is apparently when your mom had you because you're an idiot
>>14704811
> Whereas advancing parental age increased the risk of child ASD, maternal age effects were non-linear and paternal age effects were linear. Compared with mothers at the median age 29 years, those <29 had similar risk, whereas risk increased after age 30
http://ije.oxfordjournals.org/content/43/1/107
>>14704819
>Compared with mothers at the median age 29 years, those <29 had similar risk, whereas risk increased after age 30, with an odds ratio (OR) of 1.75 [95% (CI): 1.63–1.89] at ages 40–45
>In analyses stratified by co-parental age, increased risk due to advancing paternal age was evident only with mothers ≤35 years
Did you even read your link you smug retard?
>>14704354
One of my neighbours has an E46 M3. Thing's just been sitting there for ages, though. I think it's more of an "I'll restore it one day..." situation.
>>14704838
>Increasing paternal age
>Paternal
You might wanna delete this post
>>14704853
>I can't read
>>14704872
Enjoy your 30 yr old hag and autism son bruh
>>14704884
>>14704853
>>14704819
You're not very bright are you?
>mid 40s neighbor comes home with GTR a few weeks ago
>wife comes outside screaming and yelling
>about a week goes by
>gtr no longer in the driveway
just yesterday i see a new armada in the driveway, his wife is driving the new armada and he is driving her old VW now.
pretty sad to see shit like that happen, they dont even have kids lol
>>14704923
>Armada
I always forget they still make those.
>>14704897
What the fuck is your point? The study showed autism risk increases with maternal age past 29
What the fuck is your point? The paternal age doesn't matter as much. Having kids with a 30+ wife is more risky
>>14704944
yeah the thing is ugly as sin
>>14704953
Like everything Nissan, tbqh.
>>14704960
as a GM fanboy thats an easy thing for me to agree too, but i really do like the look of the GTR. probably wouldnt buy one, but they are good looking and i have to appreciate the technology that goes into them
>i should buy one just to piss my neighbor off
>>14704976
Your property value might go down when he kills his wife and himself after spotting it.
>>14704946
Did you read how high that risk was? 5%.
Kys
getting married is a terrible idea for any man
I dont see why people do it anymore
>>14705027
That's significant tho
>>14705034
5% is statistically insignificant anon.
>>14705033
>I don't want to die alone so I need to get married
Never understood this meme
you can still fuck chicks and have friends at 80
>>14705033
>not having a wife that makes more money than you do
idk, ive been married for 4 years and have a 3 year old son. life is good, but i see guys "falling in line" to make their wife happy way too often.
>you can tell alot about a woman by how her mother acts
if her mom is a psycho cunt, guess what?
>>14705061
What she looks like is also a good indicator of what to expect.
>>14704354
I hate myself for liking this, if I was going through a midlife crisis, this is what I would get.
>>14705085
I don't even know why you would buy a car to make yourself feel better about feeling bad when you're about 40 to 45 years old. If I was feeling insecure with what I achieved about that age I'd much rather stick the money into building a house with my own hands or something, you know, something that lasts beyond a momentary fashion statement.
>>14704735
Who hurt you so badly anon?
>>14705164
A car however is more affordable most of the time and just as easily if not even more so, can be used to show of your monetary status to others, which in turn will give you reactions of "Ooh that's a nice car friendo!" or jealous looks.
If your going through such a "crisis" any positive feedback about your life decisions will let you forget your own insecurities.
Harley's.. Harley's fucking everywhere. 50% of the men on my street have a Harley. I really do not much care for those loud goofy bikes, but they enjoy them so eh.
>>14705300
Nice car, Glenn. Sorry to hear about your impotence.
>>14705300
I'm a lot more introverted and I draw most of my self-reinforcement from hugs I get from the people very close to me like me mum or me closest bros, so I don't think that would work for me.
>>14705323
>Trying to explain why people behave the way they do in a certain situation from my point of view
>Instantly get meme'd on
Thanks you based 4chan
>>14704617
I like the Challenger V6 automatics
Comfy as fuck, fantastic 8 speed transmission, still looks badass
Mustang and Camaro V6 automatics are secretary cars though
>>14705399
>secretary cars
So I have a chance of getting laid in them?
>>14705415
if you have a vagina
>>14705441
C-cool haha
>>14704727
I plan on being dead at 40.
>>14705557
Now that's a life goal I can appreciate.
>>14705051
But I don't fuck chicks or have friends now
>>14705441
You sure?
Probably my dad with his "supercharged" benz. It's a C203 1.8 litre 4 pot, but he likes it, takes care of it and enjoys his shitbox, so I'm cool with that.
He does lust after my W123 and E32 7 series though.
>>14704923
>Allowing your wife to dictate how you spend your own money.
God forbid a husband has an input on his wife's spending habits.
>>14704646
That's why you bring up in casual conversation with your woman that you can't understand how the divorce racket fucks so many men, and that if you were in that position you'd just have a bitch killed because at that point you have nothing to lose anyway.
>>14704774
Divorce rates aren't 50% because
>durr hurr marriage is bad because jews lol
it's because people are fucking idiots about getting married.
>oh wow we're 19-25 and "in love" lets get married in 6 months
without spending any real time together or living together first. Marriage isn't necessary anymore, so it has to be felt out before you do it, not just jumped into because
>that's what they do on TV and movies lol!
also kids, kids ruin marriages. People just pop them out without thinking.
>>14704801
don't, drive cars instead
>>14704677
other option is even scarier. why go through all the boring shit of having wife and kids (that's never been done before!) when you could have fun.
be like me. happy, wealthy, cars, lots of things to do, plenty of free time and a flexible career.
if you seek contentment in another person, you'll never find it, anon. it's not there.
>>14707371
>if you seek contentment in another person, you'll never find it, anon. it's not there.
Wiser words never spoken. Listen to this man he knows what he's talking about.
>>14705557
>anon tries to turn
>>14706429
the 50% number includes fuckups who get multiple divorces too.
>>14704669
Someone's in the driver's seat revving, and I'm assuming it's the owner. Whoever it is is such a manlet you can't even see them
>>14704960
why does no one believe me when I say post-ghosn nissan is absolutely fucking disgusting
>>14707452
Because the voices in your head have trust issues.
>>14707659
t. shiro nakamura
>>14704669
Better than average parking for the typical coal-tard
>>14707383
I hate the lolcantturn meme but this made me laugh
>>14707407
as much as i think trucks are cool and you are a faggit. you actually made me laugh.
>>14704499
>>14704501
>>14704527
>>14704625
>>14704646
>>14704711
>>14704714
>>14704755
>>14704774
>>14704799
>>14706285
So do i have to bring my fedora to the MGTOW meetings?
>>14704354
>go out and start a car with headers and rusted glasspacks and let it idle to warm up
>you can hear it idle 3 houses down
>only do so in the daylight
>neighbors have never complained
this is a good community
>>14704354
my neighbor has a 4 door m6. To lazy to get picture.
He has a M series flag in his garage.
>not getting GTR because speed.
>>14710620
>not getting this completely unrelated car that is like totally different from your 4 door gran tourer
also m6 is faster in a straight line, you're welcome
