HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE ALL THESE FUCKING FAGGOT ASS FLIES THAT SWARM MY CAR EVERY FUCKING SPRING I CAN'T EVEN OPEN MY GOD DAMN DOOR WITHOUT 10 OF THE TINY WINGED NIGGERS GETTING IN MY CAR AND LEAVING THEIR FLY CUM AND FLY CORPSES EVERYWHERE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK JESUS FUCK THESE FUCKING SHITHEADS ARE ALMOST AS RETARDED AND ANNOYING AS HONDA OWNERS GOD DAMN I'M FUCKING MAD ALSO I HAVE NO RELEVANT IMAGES SAVED ON MY LAPTOP AND AM TOO LAZY TO FIND ONE SO HAVE THIS FUCKING FAGGOT DINOSAUR
>>14704141
>late March in ontario
fuck.
>>14704141
There is an easy fix for that. All you need to do is buy a couple pounds of baloney cut thin. Put the pieces all over your car and let it sit for 24-48 hours. Bugs hate baloney because of certin enzymes in it. Your car will smell like baloney until you drive it on the highway. Then you won't be able to smell it but the bugs will because they have better senses. Youre welcome OP
>>14704159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjLBXb1kgMo
>>14704225
Should I apply cola to the "baloney" (bologna) first?
>>14704248
No, vinegar mixed with salt will work much better
>>14704141
You should try taking a shower once in a while.
>>14705329
I forgot I'm a car. Beep.
>>14704141
Wash your car , it probably smells sweet or something. Then park far away from trees and plants.
>>14705340
Cleaned it a few days ago, they might like the pollen or something that's accumulated since then. That's my only guess
>>14705361
Ah shit son, than you're fucked, if pollen is sticking to your car there isn't much you can really do. Maybe buy like a tarp or something?
>>14705368
The issue is at my uni, not home. Fuck pollen
>>14705368
clay bar it
