I need to prove to some hoe that I know shit about cars. Give me some shit to say to seem like I know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Show him your ball bearings.
Talk about how you're planning to turbo but your worried your engine can't handle the compression. Alternately kill yourself.
Tell her direct injection is for diesels and faggots who don't know about petrol engines.
Hit them with this knowledge op and they'll be stunned. STUNNED. You'll instantly be "the car guy" and hot Asian bitches will be sucking your dick for brake jobs and exhaust gaskets
Tell him to never change the transmission fluid or it will destroy the trans.
Tell her how fast your 06 Accord with fullysik VTEC is.
>>14691668
Tell her you're altenator runs at 20psi.
>>14691736
лyл
>>14691762
Pretty fast 2bh
Tell her it's like a real penis, only smaller.
>>14691736
What if she asks me for my opinion on vintage cars? I need to surprise her with facts.
>>14691668
Show her your fiero with a bodykit.
>>14691788
Tell her that the Mercedes W126 is the last decent german car.
>>14691668
Sequential clutchless manuals are as fast as flappy paddle semi boxes.
HEMI heads are deprecated technology.
tell him your turbo is supercharged, works every time.
>>14691668
turbo spins bullshit ends
Tell them you intercooled the upgraded shocks and springs.
"Just converted my DOHC flappy-pedal throttle to an inline 6 ceramic boxer for higher torque."
say "I'm disappointed that in today's cars function follows forum".She will be dripping wet.
Whos got that McDonald's advertisment with the ricers?
Also this was my Captcha......do you see any street signs...
>>14692862
That's fucking scary
>>14691668
Hey OP, tell him he shouldn't granny shift instead of double clutching like he should.
>>14692878
>2016
>Not dubble clutchin like you should
>>14692862
I do lol
>>14691668
Show her how you move the stick
Show her the muffler bearings of her car
>>14692925
>tfw the thumbnail looks as if he's sitting in a BALLIN' wheelchair
>>14692925
WTF is this
>>14691788
since when do girls care about vintage cars?
>>14692980
Blinker of corolla or some shit?
>>14692980
Abflug Supra?
>>14693038
>>14695293
>>14692980
Guys, Tiburon.
>>14692977
Kek
Tell her your car is intercooled direct exhaust injected
>>14695775
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exhaust_gas_recirculation
Actual reply: learn about the 4 stroke process, look up the most popular engines, and know 1 thing about each of these: transmission, differential, suspension, turbochargers, gear ratios
