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You're all lovely people
I have a Q.
Is the RenaultSport Twingo MK2 any good? Is it a fun car to own/drive?
:)
>>14685619
It's literally a 1 ton, 133 hp small but well thought shitbox. Good DD, fun enough. No idea how it is to own one.
:(
I think they fixed the exhaust, I couldn't hear it from a mile away like before
>mfw it's a twingo thread
My Twing46.
>>14686749
keep the hon hon hon alive bro!
>>14685585
well, i bought a twingo because of 4chan. and i actually fucking love it. i can't stop driving it since i bought it. today we went to Westvleteren abbey after i did her spark plugs, air filter, brakes and an oil change which cost me a grand total of 40 euros.
>>14686961
Such a qt. How are the plans for the racing livery coming along?
>>14686020
just buy it back
>>14686961
Damn such a happy little fucker in orange
It looks like a puppy in that picture like because like it wants to play and waits for you to do something after taking the picture
I guess I have autism.
Congrats on the car m8
>actually buying a meme car because of 4chan
>>14686961
take care of twingo and twingo will take care of you
>>14686961
>tfw burgerfat
You're making me so jealous right now, I want a twingo so bad but fucking mercedes made it so I have to wait until 2018 to import one
>>14686974
i'll wait a few months for the racing livery. unfortunately at the moment it has to stay parked on the street in a not-so-good area so i don't want it to draw too much attention.
i'll try to make it happen for the nurburgring this summer for sure. my friends still don't believe that i'm bringing this. they all think i'm joking. the reactions when i pull up to friend's houses and gatherings with my orange twingo are hilarious too. also children seem to love it for some reason. and people absolutely hate to be passed by this car on the highway. it's like their manhood is being insulted or something
tomorrow we're going to the breaking yard. hopefully i'm going to find/buy a bunch of stuff like colorful door handles, buttons and floor mats (i want the special edition Kenzo ones that are purple)
>>14687007
well, you can have the American Twingo in the meantime, a gen 1 Neon. Just as reliable, 80% as adorable, great racing pedigree, good aftermarket...
>>14687030
she is in a really nice condition the plastic bumber looks new
>>14687030
>>14686961
Both images saved
Say when you're at the Ring, I live 30 minutes away from it
>>14687145
it took a lot of work to make her look this good. clay bar + polish applied with a rotary polisher + carnauba wax. and it's still not perfect. here's the before picture. (taken just before i bought it)
the interior was also absolutely disgusting. now it's clean and smells nice, and i only have to change the steering wheel (i already have a leather one from an Initiale that i just need to re-tint and seal)
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>>14687145
>she
>>14685585
>>14687736
Christ Twingo you seen some shit?
>>14687736
¿ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ʇɹɐʇs ɐuuɐʍ noʎ
>>14687761
LEWD
>>14687787
someone please upload the Laughing Twingo and RX-8 with Rotary, I don't have it for some reason
replace the bottom pic in
>>14687774
with this
>>14687812
>>14687819
Here ya go.
>>14687835
thanks m8
>>14687787
>google the image
>''amateur teen milf''
what in fucking hell is a teen milf?
>>14687841
A teen mom you wanna fuck.
>>14687812
fukken saved
>>14687830
can someone please do this?
>>14688110
I tried.
>>14688422
>>14688422
beautiful
>>14686961
>>14687030
>>14687194
How much did you pay for it?
Why is /o/ so obsessed with this car?
>>14688676
Twingo a cute!
CUTE!
>>14688676
Don't make me kill a nigga
>>14688676
>cheap
>reliable
>innovative features
>adorable
>memorable
>europeans have nostalgia for it because they were everywhere during the 90's
>adorable
did I mention it's adorable?
>>14688676
It's:
>cheap as shit to buy
>cheap as shit to maintain
>economical as shit to drive
>cute as shit to look at
I mean, I'll probably never get one myself, but the attraction is plain as day.
>>14688683
>1series:"Twingo senpai, y-you....you're crushing my fender..."
>>14688684
don't do it mane, it's not worth it
>>14685955
I love this webm
>you came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker
relaxed ride in a home made electric conversion twingo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2pyWAnViXc
>>14689279
One of the most relaxing videos ever.
I also love the summer evening mood.
>>14689279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntTUCWIAuIc
>>14689401
They talk about it like they just released a mass produced car, lol
fresh OC for you guys
>>14688676
I wonder what a Twingo1 wagon would look like..
>>14689790
>>14689579
Kek
>>14689579
Is that poor plastic bag ok?
*blinks seductively*
>>14687745
it* english isn't my native language and there is not such thing as a IT in mine so we use the equivalent of she
>>14687194
well she looks very nice
good for the steering wheel mine was really damaged by the sun and heat
I shall save the Twingo thread with a friendly nudge.
>>14686749
That car makes my penis confused
I'm not sure how this car became a meme but I like it.
Just leaving material.
Somebody please post the "don't talk to me or my son"
>>14685585
even google loves twingos
>>14688548
420 euros. with 150k km
>>14692781
blaze it
>>14692197
Yup.
>>14691066
damn, those houses weren't renovated after WW2,
not complaining, I rather find it looking really interesting since a lot of those got renovated in a way they didn't look back then.
I CAME HERE TO FUCK BITCHES
>>14692763
>don't... hold... me... back.... REEEEEEEEEE
>>14693066
looks fucking retarded
like a snail with longed out neck
>>14692781
that's pretty nice, and you took good care of it
>>14692161
>>14693104
>>14686961
reading those stories always reminds me of those in which people rescued doges from shelters and brought them back to great health while the doge loves them back for it
>>14693148
Whynotboth.tif
>>14693148
yes it's true, a twingo will always love you back
>>14693163
>>14693148
Twingos reach borderline pet status pretty often.
>>14692197
yes
>>14693203
THIS FUCKING DOG I CANT STOP LAUGHING
>>14693203
>>14693389
this is fucking with me so bad
>>14693389
>>14693203
dackels gonna dackel
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dackel
>>14693439
One of few SMALL dog breeds that won't fucking bark non stop/being annoying as fuck.
Normally the smaller the dog the more annoying it is but those behave quite normal despite their size.
>>14693402
to ease your confusion, a different angle.
>>14693358
lol'd
>>14693451
Quality German genes.
>>14693163
>>14693171
>>14693181
>>14693186
>>14693192
>>14693203
>>14693209
I'm Stolen Recaros and behind me is a town ruined by riots in France.
And this is Sofia. She's a 20 year old Renault Twingo and life is very hard for her.
Twingo's here struggle just to stay alive.
And even though you see these pictures and know this happens, many of you won't do a thing about it.
Won't you donate money to help these poor souls and adopt a Twingo?
>>14693503
I was reminded of those adopt an african child commercials.
>>14693503
why the fuck are you in europe
>>14693503
>>14693512
lol
and there are lots of burgers who'd adopt one in a heartbeat
well, these twingos were adopted by the wrong people
>>14693537
>>14693543
>don't lick the rust
No shit
>>14693543
he probably wanted something like this but apparently even failed WHILE failing
>>14693543
>>14693552
Rust is so 2003.
This is the future shit.
![[bleats_externally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3Mto2M0.jpg "[bleats_externally].jpg")
>>14693562
no, this
More lewds, with extra feet https://pyzz.wordpress.com/2014/12/04/zlota-strzala/
>>14693562
>>14693570
No. THIS.
>>14693574
Too bad she's not really attractive.
Still no one reached the sexyness of the nice-tits-twingorina
>>14693451
>>14693491
They ARE protective and aggressive as fuck, tho. They gotta be since they were bred to go into badger burrows and kill them.
a man and his twingo
>>14693607
This is quite picturesque.
>>14693607
I really need to buy myself a few Twingos in the future and make at least one an offroad honer, maybe even slap AWD on it
>>14687844
You don't want to fuck a teen mom though. Not only will her vagina be probably wrecked, but if she's bad enough at contraception to catch a baby, imagine what kind of STDs she might have gotten
>>14693619
or take a e-motor from a washing machine, hook it up to 5 starter batteries and connect it to the rear wheels.
2+2E drive twingo
>>14693606
Sounds dangerous.
Ban attack dackels.
1959 Buick Invicta> Twingo faggotry
>>14693678
ok
>>14693678
someone Twingo facebomb this
>>14693607
>>14693600
lmao
he'd fit in /o/ quite nicely.
>dat fucking poem
don't know how to translate it while keeping the rhyme
>my beloved car
>when I stand up in the morning
>and leave home in time
>the neighbor's mutt barks at me
>only my car keeps me going
>the key starts the ignition
>and weak horses begin to sweat
>the exhaust blows a tender breath
>and ants run through my stomach
>the gears and the clutch grip
>making my tires smoke
>the engine purrs along
>only the 30km/h zone is what I despise
>"you idiot", it echoes through the windscreen
>speed keeps pedestrians away from me
>don't want to kill anyone
>they shall just jump out my way
http://www.twingotuningforum.de/thread-16740-post-8610337.html#pid8610337
>>14693684
No. Fuck your shit. Softly.
>>14693678
>>14693835
This is entirely your fault.
You could have prevented it.
>>14693880
Nice.
Probably the biggest twingo tits ever but apparently only available in the googlecache in ants format. What a shame, what an irony...
>>14692763
>>14693072
>>14692763
>>14693072
>>14694971
You need several grown men to hold a Twiking back.
Otherwise it looks like this.
>tfw not owning a Mercides Honz
>>14685585
>>14685955
>>14695114
That's not even a Twingo. I think it's a first gen Daewoo Matiz.
>>14695121
my b
>>14695121
It is. Matizposting is a sure-fire way to get replies in Twingo threads.
>>14693880
nice
twingvicta actually looks more pissed off than the original, like it's about to throw down at the drop of a hat
>>14693755
>dat flecktarn he is wearing
I'd date him.
>>14695133
Funny thing is that they were supposed to become a typical hip 90's car made by Fiat but Fiat dismissed the design and Daewoo bought it and made it look a bit more boring, then sold it as Matiz
>>14695119
Nice but I kinda like the really lowfi, older version
>>14695316
>>14695119
looks more like HE'S GROWING STRONGER
>>14695331
>>14695363
now let's hope he'll use the new power for the good...
>>14695451
>>14695451
I still don't know what to think about corrupted Twingos
I guess I'll post some more corrupt Twingos
>>14695472
>>14695451
>tfw I live in Brazil
The twingohappening is real.
>>14695455
For some reason this makes me imagine Star Wars but with cars, with the Twingo as Darth Vader/Kylo Ren.
>>14695451
>>14695460
>>14695472
>>14695481
>>14695487
>>14695497
>>14695501
You guys should definitely eat a snickers
Or at least a Milka bar in this case
>>14695490
I'd pay to see that
>>14687194
fag alert
>>14695316
its the same quality as the original image
>>14695668
he probably didn't like the polished lensflare tho but whatever, it's just a maymay
>>14695615
atomic twingo reporting in
One of my mates went to French Guiana and he can find twingos on the side of the street while I've never seen one where I live.
>>14696822
>French Guiana
interesting... looks kind of strange if you know main France
Someone explain this meme to me.
>>14697005
what is there to explain?
what you see is what you get
>>14697005
I suggest we start putting a little bit of explanation in next Twingo Thread OPs.
It's a cute car that is also impressively engineered, spacious and reliable. But mainly cute.
>>14696765
It's so.. A E S T H E T I C .
Also
>Finlan
>>14697005
It's the cute amine grill of cars
>>14695554
Twingo doesn't judge.
Twingo supports the rainbow.
>>14695554
You sound a bit jealous. Or insecure.
>>14697223
if the twingo was a cute amine gril what cute amine gril would it be?
>>14697724
All of them. Except Ren-chon.
>>14687812
So I am about to get my first car and I am thinking about getting a twingo because it is so cheap.[spoiler]... a-and cute[/spoiler]
The only thing that puts me off is that thing in the middle. What is it for and why does it seem like you might not see your speed because of the steering wheel?
>>14699505
Drove a twingo a couple of times, speed is very readable. The only issue would be the display not working really good when the car has been sitting in the sun for some time.
>>14699552
I am right now trying to decide over a Twingo, VW Polo and Peugot 106 or 206.
All around 1.300€
>>14699505
My Saturn has a center mounted Speedo as well. You get used to it and it becomes second nature after a while. The pod in front of the steering wheel is just for idiot lights from what I've seen.
>>14699574
>€1300
That Twingo better be in mint condition, they usually go for less.
>>14699589
The ones I have seen below 1300€ look nasty as fuck.
>>14699589
>they usually go for less.
really depends on the location.
for example in germoney you can get one in really great condition at 1300€ while it would be meh-condition in austria for that price
>>14699783
Fair enough, I guess I'm just spoiled with used car prices over here.
For some reason there seems to be a trend forming ... Twingos with whitewall tires.
I found a bunch of those already. Not sure what to think about it.
>>14700735
i honestly want to import a twingo into Ohio
i want it as part of my dream car garage, its the perfect grocery getter
>>14700770
they can also haul a shitload of stuff when you flip over the rear seats. neat design
>>14687812
>dat mexican blanket
>>14699505
No you can see it clearly at all time
fuuuuuuugg
>>14688676
Because /o/ is full of per-pubescent numales who explain liking a car because it is cute the same way MLP fukkos explain being a grown man who watches a show for little girls.
Like all disturbing modern social trends this started out as some ironic shit or a joke, but then some numales didn't get it, emulated it and took a liking to this soft and cuddly mockery of threatening automotive culture. They thought 'Ahh I finally have an in to the memebership of car subculture, because this behavior doesn't make me piss myself'. Liking a car because it is cute was never part of traditional automotive culture, which was about violence. But then like all masculine cultures, traditional automotive culture is being invaded by numales who think it's proper to embody the behaviors of the common bimbo.
>>14700897
2 minutes of typing effort for nothing...
>>14700897
>threatening automotive culture
Twingo threatens nothing but world domination by cuteness.
What's wrong with liking a cute car? Does it offend your 'masculinity'.
>>14700921
People that are actually good do not want anything to do with this stupid twingo shit. Having fagbags like yourself in automotive culture threatens to chase out real talent and knowledge. It threatens to turn automotive culture into a numale wasteland.
If you want an example look at /o/, most people that know their shit don't last long.
>What's wrong with liking a cute car? Does it offend your 'masculinity'.
Sounds like the same argument women use to push themselves into male spaces. It completely disregards the fellowship, pride, and common loyalty that form subculture.
Nobody who spends thousands of hours building their car, or thousands of hours risking their neck to get good at driving want to feel fellowship with a no talent faggot that likes a shitbox because it is cute.
>>14700978
You sound really emotional about your hobby. Why can't you just enjoy things, and let someone else enjoy other things?
Oh, wait. We're on /o/.
>>14700978
Liking Twingos doesn't automatically mean we hate everything else.
I, for instance, fucking adore the Viper, which is prertty much the polar opposite of the Twingo.
>>14701079
pretty much*, I can't type for shit today
>>14701007
>Why can't you just enjoy things, and let someone else enjoy other things?
Because I have lived in a part of the country that is famous for this. I started out being a true believer in this. And over the better part of a decade it becomes clear that everything sinks down to the lowest common denominator of shit.
Just like with evolution. People that are retarded need to be actively expelled and excluded from a community for it to maintain fitness.
>>14701122
your argument is retarded. Yes, I like cute cars like the Twingo and VW New Beetle. But I also adore hyper-masculine cars like the Camaro, Challenger, Mustang, and Corvette.
When I look at a car, I don't see a girl's car or a gay car. I see a car with potential. When I imagine owning a Twingo, do you know how I imagine it? Not cuddling it, naming it and reading it stories. I imagine lowering it, putting nice wheels on it, a big brake upgrade, and swapping in a GM 2.0L turbo engine for maximum sleeper appeal.
I LOVE sleepers and the more unassuming, the better. Twingo's are adorable and you'd never expect one to rape at the drag strip. The unassuming nature is why I love the Twingo.
I admit our twingo threads may seem quite autistic a lot of times but getting really rustled by them is a new dimension of autism.
also, image limit reached.
>>14700897
Please go back to /pol/.
>>14700897
damn that guy is mad.
i'm a real car enthusiast, i like cars from all brands, body types, engines and vintage. i know how to work on cars too, from regular maintenance to full restoration from a sandblasted shell. i'm also not a prepubescent numale since i'm a 28 year old man.
and yet i own an orange twingo. why ? because it's actually fucking amazing. cheap to buy, EXTREMELY cheap to run and maintain, it will take 4 people anywhere but it'll be able to park in the tightest spots. it's actually great to drive (doesn't feel scary at all at 130+kph on the highway like other small cars do, it feels planted and you can take your hands off the wheel). and with the modular interior you can do pretty much anything you want. you can even adjust the rear seats to trade rear legroom for trunk space and vice versa (my favourite feature on the car). it will fit 4 huge fucking muscular guys comfortably, which most bigger cars don't even do.
i don't need my car to prove my masculinity. i'll prove it by being able to lift more than you, fixing your car, building your deck and fucking your GF when she inevitably falls in love with my twingo.
so fuck you i'll keep driving my twingo as a daily driver and enjoying my race cars and big german sedans the rest of the time because i'm not an insecure tard like you
Fuck you guys.
I've got an anon friend who knows nothing about cars, all he has is an 05' Manual corolla because he's cheap. He started going on /o/ and now doesn't stop sending me pictures of twingos.
>>14702879
Glad we could being some Twingo joy to your life.
^_^
so it's a French neon hatchback 3 door
>>14704182
basically.
>>14702879
Just watch the smile, let it all go and embrace the fuzzy warm feeling.
guys, do we take over >>14703090 or what
we hit image limit
>>14687819
>5 people
>Twingo
wut?
>>14693166
fuck I want this steering wheel and this god-tier headunit
>>14705112
I say take it over
