You have been offered a stupidly large sum of money by a filthy rich man to do something real stupid in Dubai. Think something like rubbing bacon on a Quran. Upon successfully escaping billions will be deposited into your bank account.
Anyway, you've pissed a lot of people off and they've called in the police. Through your rich benefactor's bribery you have a vehicle of your choosing, modified however you wish, prepared for your escape. Escape in this instance will be defined as making it just out of the UAE where a plane is waiting to take you and your chosen shitbox.
You have no budget restrictions. You have a 30 second headstart and are allowed 3 chances to fuel up during the escape before the wolf pack finally catches you.
What is your chosen getaway car and how is it modified?
And airplane.
>>14684818
A ford focus set up the same way it was when Ken Block drove it through dubai except with softer suspension and longer gearing.
>>14684818
Stock Mini Cooper
>>14684818
Can I freely cross the border into Oman?
Do I have to use a car?
Why do I need 3 refuels in a country that's barely 500km's long?
>>14684859
This. Or a fucking helicopter.
#niggawemadeit
Only logical answer
A tank
A fedora
>>14684965
But atheists can't harm the religion of peace, anon. Pisslam might take offense and chop heads off or worse... call them bigots.
>>14684971
Then I guess I'll need a katana too.
>>14684951
a sportstank
armored batmobile with twin turbo charged 6 litre m119. Anti lag. 150litre fuel tank.
>>14685080
straight cut gears, 6.0l v8 and anti lag will sound like a symphony of angels
Ferrari FXXK ?
Something like this
>Not using the tried and tested getaway method that won't have you being chased
I'd need just 5 different locally stolen beige or white corollas, hidden about half a mile apart from each other.
Considering there's not even any bullion, cash or jewels to swap over, you could lose the heat in that 30 second head start.
>>14685080
This is the correct answer.
>>14685097
>corollas are a common car in Dubai
Try again.
>>14684818
I dont have to be uncatchable, just unstoppable.
RR Sport SVR
>>14685110
Camrys and Accords then, fuckface.
Flashes ws6.
https://youtu.be/ajJtuPdoMe0
Or
The c5 based lingenfelter 427tt. Only 866horse, but 0-60 in 1.8 and a top speed over 240? Yes please.
>>14685086
>antilag
>doesn't have turbos
>>14684876
>tfw my fantasy is a low-speed car chase in a mini cooper where I out-maneuver dodge chargers though alleyways and side roads while they get fucked
Although I guess it already https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ETruidd5lQ
>classic mini holding up to that kind of abuse
>suspension not decimate by driving down a staircase
>>14685292
he specifically stated twin turbo
a fucking Apache
fly away fucking up the streets with 30 HE rounds
and hydra rockets
>>14685080
>>14685086
I like the way this niggah thinks.
My vote's on this.
>>14685296
>bourne identity
>not italian job
>>14684818
Either a stripped out safari land cruiser or an old volvo with a V8 swap
Or maybe a 20v E100 with ITBs for sneaky breeki
>>14685080
>>14685086
holy shit this.
this'll sound like an isis victory rally if autbots were muslims
>nobody's posted this yet
>>14685444
>You left a huge oil slick at the start line!
>>14685086
for truly big guys
>>14685004
>yfw they dropped a dodge charger shell on it
VALHALLA AWAITS
>>14684818
Ford Festiva SHOgun, but replace the SHO V6 with a blown GM LS4 V8 with a custom upgraded F40 6 speed manual.
Small enough to outmaneuver everything, powerful enough to outrun everything.
>>14685444
>242 MPH
>0-60 in under 2 seconds
>Strong enough to kill a SWAT Jeep instantly
>Nitrous
>Sound better than LFA
Find a flaw.
>inb4 not real
This is a hypothetical thread anyway.
>>14685464
Oil sump was removed
>>14684818
The UAE is a desert.
>>14684818
So, fleeing.
Across a desert.
From the police who are used to roads.
Just over the border.
Pic related, only coated in stealth paint so it won't show up on radar.
Because if it's enough to warrant 'any car you want modified however you want' it's going to be stupid enough to scramble the air force.
>>14684951
Two gallons to the mile. You make it halfway to the border before you run out of fuel for the last time.
>>14685307
You're shot down by a Stinger missile.
Actually, Dubai has a coast, doesn't it?
I'd just drive into the fucking sea and head for international waters. Pic related is amphibious.
>NB Miats
>20b swap
>jet-beetle style afterburner
I'm assuming the afterburner will be preloaded with fuel
![escape-from-new-york-snake-plissken[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JLXwiVB.jpg "escape-from-new-york-snake-plissken[1].jpg")
I'd watch this movie
hayabusa dirt bike into the desert that the only logical answer
Stock V6 Camry.
>>14685136
Those are also not common in Dubai m8
Leopard II
easy
sure they can catch me, but what are they going to do at that point?
Nissan D21 or Hilux with a K20 swap, NOS and baja aero kit
Get those police supercars of the road and you're cherry
>>14685869
>yfw those hooks on the roof are for helicopter transport
>>14685499
It was a joke to the game silly head
>>14685885
They're actually general lifting points, as military vehicles will often travel by rail/boat.
>>14685885
Mi-26s are fucking gigantic
Solid thread, we need more of this.
I'd probably say either something like a LaF or a 918, or more practically that 6x6 G wagon or the big red APC other anons posted. Either way I'd cover it in lambs blood and have pigs in a cage strapped to the top so they're scared to ram me.
>twin turbo flat plane v8
Oh lawdy
>implying you wouldn't
>>14685915
>Renault
No. Alpine at most.
anything with military run flats, spike strip/steel spike deployed, hemispherical 3 inch pipe deployed
all the power in the world and they
can't get over a speed bump.
so a truck to get out of the city then it deploys an Ariel atom v8 with extra fuel tanks to outrun their SUV's
>>14685876
I like the D21 idea, but I'd go a little differently
>make a Baja Tube Chassis and D21 glass panels
>VK56 fully balanced blue printed and boosted to 1000hp
>sequential queerbox
>Baja suspension swap
They couldn't catch me on or off road, see ya midslimes
>>14685953
>Baja
meant Trophy truck style like Iron Man Stewart's, the VK would also be mounted midship
>LS1 swapped Ferret
those 130 stock horses won't be much help
>>14685904
>mfw a jet ranger takes up a significant portion of the hangar at work
jesus
>>14686154
Noice. My maternal grandfather used to be a UN peacekeeper and drove one of those.
06CC65 was the registration number of the one he drove.
Pic related is the exact ferret he drove, before it was painted to UN white.
>>14686196
i never realized how fuckhueg these things really are until a few days ago. holy shit
>>14685470
For you.
>>14685904
Well, that's how the deadliest helicopter accident in history came about.
Russians overloaded one with about 200 people in Chechnya. It crashed. In a minefield.
>>14686225
You want fuckhueg helicopter? Try a pair of Mi-6 engine/rotor assemblies stuck to an airliner.
>>14685779
Dude, closest border is always 500 km or about 300 miles. Plenty of tanks pack fuel tanks for that range.
>>14686383
600 gallons of fuel, plus reserves?
>drop steam light
>leave Dubai at 2000 km/h uncontrollably
And with a killer haircut as a bonus
>ctrl+f XR650R
>0 results
You are in a desert country, why would you not take the greatest desert racer of all time?
>>14686447
This or an Abrams tank.
Supercharged E39 M5
>>14684818
Twin charged prerunner for maximum desert getaway speed
Group B Lanica 037 or a Delta.
Ether win or die wrapped around a pole or something.
>>14684818
Full America.
1968 Charger. 572 Hemi Stroker. Roots supercharger with bug catcher out the hood, Toretto style. Customized AisinAS68RC tranny and NV273D transfer case. Build an off road suspension from scratch, massive axles and off road tires. Mad Max fuel tanks in the trunk.
Black. Hideaway lights. Side pipes. Armor on the undercarriage, engine bay, doors. Bullet proofglass.
Let them chase me. Let them try to catch me on highway or in the middle of the desert. I will spread freedom across the whole fucking country.
>>14686995
>572 stroker
Dude, a 572 is both a stroker and an overbore (4.5x4.5 vs. 4.25x.75 stock).
>Aisin gearbox
>full america
Full retard you mean.
>>14686982
this, just watch out for the big bad FIA
>>14687057
i just have a decoy car parked some where to draw them n the crowds.
Some how also want this playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
I will simply switch to burka and walk out.
