>Running over roadkill after washing your car
>>14683762
>Running over your mom after washing your car
>>14683762
>washing your truck than having stray cats in the neighborhood piss on the door panel
>Implying if the road kill is over 3.5" tall from the surface of the road it doesn't just fuck up the front of my car
>>14683762
>Wash car
>It rains right as you're about finished drying it
>Wash car
>Go to work
>Birds shit on it
>Wash car
>Go home after work
>Sprinklers next to the street spray your car and dirty water on the asphalt splashes up all over the sides
>>14684464
>Last month
>Wash car
>Deliver pizza
>Customer is on a dirt road
>washing your car
>wash car
>next day covered in bird shit, seeds from tree stuck in vents
>spend a lot of money on an amp, speakers, and sub for me car
>really excited to find some time over spring break to install it
>forecast calls for rain all week
I've had $500 of audio stuff just sitting in my room for two weeks now, with no time to get it in.
Just end my suffering.
>no flat area in my yard or driveway to park my car
>everytime i look at my oil dipstick there's a black band at the very bottom
i'm sorry engine
