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>Guides & Information: jimmys a cunt and can't think for himself and needs to be spoonfed shit but will still ignore any good advice we give him lmao jesus fuck guys this OP is getting out of hand, much like jimmys need to shit up threads constantly with his idiotic questions top zozzle mate
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Previous thread: >>14672134
First for degenerates.
>>14678073
Where was this? It looked as though it was WA cop cars on the scene...
Nth for driving a fist
Are ae92 seca's any good?
really digging the all glass pillars hatchback
>>14678075
The Jandakot/Cockburn area in Perth.
0730161469
You fags love it
Best wagon coming through
>>14678085
I really hate the rear section of it though. It's got like a weird bubble butt and not very wagony at all.
I wish it was a bit more flat, but I really dig the back window.
>>14678093
meant for >>14678089
>>14678079
Cheers man, it almost looks like Beelier road.
>>14678078
They're like any other AE92, so great, but with a bit of extra dead weight at the rear.
>>14678107
It's the other side of the freeway on Armadale Rd, where the Bunnings and Subway is.
>>14678073
>4 door Skyline
lel
wtf tinder is for phones and not computer?
shit house lads
>>14678073
that poor rx7
>>14678085
wrong
more driving webms needed
>1st week at university (mid year start)
>group of 4 girls and another guy we all hang out since we were in a little class together
>deciding what to do
>everyone asks me
>tfw alpha male leader of the group status achieved
>>14678157
congrats cunt. now do us all a favor and stop those 4 women from becoming feminist scum. rule over them with an iron fist (or dick)
Luv you /dat/ what should I write?
>>14678071
>posting riding with tom shit
lel
>>14678161
wew
>>14678161
is that a girl
>>14678163
>Jealous of Tom
>>14678071
>Not using a proper title image.
You're a bastard and so is your mum
>>14678171
>being such a fucking faggot that wants to suppress OC
I bet you're an unfunny fuck at outings.
>>14678176
na na na na nananana na
>>14678161
>what should I write?
JIMMY
>>14678168
>is that a girl
You have not been here for long enough.
>>14678110
seems good, but all the secas ive seen have been over 1500 bucks. i thought these were supposed to be 500 dollar specials
also heard they were good on fuel is this true? sick of having a petrol guzzler, i just want cheap fun and lightweight
>>14678178
Come again, poorlezo?
>>14678165
Close enough
>>14678168
I am when its playtime, does that count?
>>14678174
All these flavours and you choose salty.
Why so salty anon?
>>14678196
Reddit filenames
Your legs are ugly
>>14678201
thats imgur you mong.
http://imgur.com/tWv8FhUh
>>14678207
which you use on reddit
lads. can't find decent trap boipucci in melbourne anywhere what do
>tfw you go to /b/ and all of the good ones are americans
;_;
>>14678207
same thing
Fug, the old pokemon themesong was actually pretty fucking great.
And that's why it's your /dat/ song of the night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGkcnUy3l-c
hj's for brekky
kfc for dinner
kebab for latenight snack?? what do you guys think
>>14678238
Your the same thing
FUCK YEAH
GOT ACCEPTED INTO VIC POL
Glen Waverly academy here I come.
Singlecab styleside navara's actually look breddy gud
Asked last thread, no answer.
How much am I looking at for a hawkeye wrx with less than 100k kms?
>>14678305
about three fiddy
>>14678277
fat cunt
>>14678277
Fuck cunt you're making me hungry
I ripped a skid, it was good. Came home to a message from my manager telling me not to do it again. Good fucking night. And all the roads home were dead so got to take the bike up to 140. It's great just how much the MC22s love being thrashed.
>>14678335
Ripping fat skids at night when no one's out is the best feeling
Sometimes I'll get up at 3 and go onto the motorway and drive almost all the way to the city then turn around
Are Australians all like the Mighty Car Mods guys?
Do you do MED SKIDS MATE?
>>14678339
Yeah, there is this one portion of the freeway in SA that is just pitch black with rock walls on both sides. Love going along there at night even when following the speed limit. Feels so detached from everything.
Apparently there is a group how do 250+ along there at 3am. Have yet to see them.
>>14678346
hey get out of here we don't tolerate that crap.
get the hell out right now and don't talk to me or my general ever again.
>>14678346
Are all Americans fat, loud and annoying?
>>14678346
Do you mean fuckin rippin sik skidz and max doughies in the gravel?
>>14678346
Its the culture, plus the fact that the 2 'aussie' cars are both RWD landbarges.
>>14678081
I just come back from getting my dick sucked by some fag from that line
>>14678377
>>14678381
>>14678385
Yeah mate we love our roos. Keep em coming you unfunny seppo cunt
>>14678194
Thats a man
>>14678377
>>14678381
>>14678385
>>14678387
m8
>>14678293
Cuckold school
>>14678402
Fark, miss those old coles trolley handles. Looked so good
my wagon at recent meet
wagons r best
>>14678424
>Extra weight
>>14678424
>Notchback AE86
Cool.
>tfw eating an apple and knocking back an apple cider
Feels good cunts. Do wish I went for pear though
>>14678304
Fug forgot link
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/coolum-beach/cars-vans-utes/2006-nissan-navara-ute/1106170258
I didn't know Aussies had computers. And the internet.
>>14678433
only about an extra 80kg on top max, but i have more power to overcome that weight now, 270atw
12:46am
going to get kebab
gotta wake up at 6 for work
zz
is this good idea.
>>14678486
nvm i must resist im going to resist lads and stay hungry and go bed
>dog looks like this every few day
>overdrinking
>vet says it's ok, he's just senile and forgets he's not thirsty
He looks preggers
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/cudlee-creek/cars-vans-utes/hg-kingswood/1107726814
fuck boomers, i just got a message back from this guy wanting 2500 for his HG Kingswood
Goddamn, i remember my dads HG kingswood he bought for 1500 bucks when i was a kid. Sold it about 7 years ago to a wog before i got into cars, and now these old shitboxes are considered collectible and not old piles of trash and i have to pay premiums
>>14678574
>$2500 for that shitheap
Tell him he's dreaming
>>14678553
mite b diabeetus
my cat has a similiar belly
>>14678446
You confusing man,
Pear cider or instead of the fruit?
>>14678635
Both. Gotta be matching
>tfw can't breathe
fuck
whats wrong with me
>>14678739
Did you hit the billy too hard mate?
>>14678615
Nah, got him checked for that and kidney disease, he will just keep drinking for a solid 45s and waddle around with all that bulging out
>open a pack of shapes
>they're all half burnt and none of the shit is sticking to the shapes
what a fucking waste
>>14678820
>all the flavouring is at the bottom of the bag
Silver lining anon~
>>14678820
get the woolies brand shapes next time, at least twice as good for a third of the price
>>14678752
Nah m8. Woke up, nose was blocked to the point where I couldn't even blow my nose, tried breathing with my mouth but it was so shallow that I was hyperventilating
it was fucked lads
>>14678380
Na m8 the VF commodores turn oretty good and the hsv gts is even better with mag ride control and brake torque vectoring
>>14680464
The VF will be a great car in 5-10 years when it's worth under 20k
>>14680515
*when it's thrashed
>tfw you will never own a brand new ve ss
>>14678456
We invented wifi cunt
>>14678761
He's probably fine, just a fatcunt
Hopefully I'll be getting my VY during the Easter break. Just waiting for the mechanic to get the RWC.
>>14680944
>tfw my dad bought a VE SSV ute in '09
That fucker goes mate.
>>14678073
I only checked in here to see if /dat/ had stopped having seizures about the five car riceburner dickhead pileup over the weekend. it smelt like fucked clutches, singed plastidip and bruised ego.
>>14678904
>disgusting cardboard shit
it's like you don't even have tastebuds
or eyes for the
>FLAVOUR YOU CAN SEE
>Cleaning at work
>Notice there is a wonky vent near the fridge
>Go to fix it when I see something behind it
>Its an egg with the date 20/6 written on it
>Ask other guy that s working about it
>He put it there
>Spent a month thinking it was only 9 months old
>Its actually from nearly 2 years ago now
When I quit that place the egg is going to be my going away gift. Only 3 people know of it so its perfect
>>14681848
You better fucking bust that egg somewhere in the ac system
>>14681857
You better believe it. Roof has no cameras luckily so that fucker is going deep in the AC
MX5anon you around? Got a list of things I need and can't be bothered searching for them myself.
So Australia are koalas really the cunts you say they are?
>>14682069
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0
>>14682069
Yes.
Gumleaves are stimulants so when they fall out of their trees and come down from the high....watch out.
>>14678761
hope your doggo is alright m8
wish they could comfortably live as long as their owners hey
>>14678358
>Apparently there is a group how do 250+ along there at 3am. Have yet to see them.
They used to put a cop car on the Southern Expressway every night because of them.
>>14682098
>normie fuck off REEEEE
where my aussie driving webums at?
>Making some damper
>Listening to this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceWKrsJX9N4
Struth cunt, feels like I should be drinking a goonie as well right now to complete the image
>mfw the IT guy at my primary school used to put videos of cunts doing doughies and burnouts onto the library desktop
the wogs at school used to lap that shit up
underage b& but how long do I have to wait to redo my nsw dkt? I think my bro shitposted about it in the last thread lol
>>14682848
don't think there's a waiting period brah
>>14682878
u fukn wot
I went home and now the latest time I can do is in a month
fuck me
>>14682848
like a week, wouldnt know though because i didnt fucking fuck it up ya goon
gp scenc
>>14682905
fuck man getting so much shit from my mates
I'm the youngest too so I'm getting mine last
>>14682903
aye 'cause everything else is booked.
should've asked to rebook on the spot, for the test for my blacks I did that and he let me sit it again 5 mins later.
>>14682953
>failing a drivers knowledge test
is the nsw one particularly hard or something? i only know one person who has ever failed that test here in SA and he was a major dropkick
>>14682973
I did because of school. Was taught that school zones are only in effect on weekdays when it was in fact any time there are children around. Drivers Ed was pretty shitty, only there as a blow off class
Just paid the 30 dollarydoos again and resat the test straight after
>>14683023
>school zones are in effect when schools aren't open
wut
even here in cucktoria that isn't the rule
>>14683042
It's actually a good law though.
>>14683023
where do you even live
>>14682677
Damper came out dank af boys
>>14683117
what a dumb state
>>14683042
>>14683132
It's worse in Victoria. Some school zones are 8-9am and 2:30-4pm, some are 24/7 during school terms, picked basically at random, to catch people out presumably.
At least they're all the same in SA.
Anyone know of a fire going on in Adelaide? So smokey outside but nothing on cfs or news.
>>14683216
>>14683250
http://www.cfs.sa.gov.au/site/warnings_and_incidents.jsp
>>14683313
Kek, thought the burn off symbols were for fallen trees
>kilowatts
>>14683336
>horse power
>>14683374
>Pferdestärke
>>14683259
>>14683379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq2ekzptguo
MCM HAVE SUPERMOTO BIKES
>>14683250
What mate. I see no smoke
>>14683250
>>14683891
Oh i see it now
>>14683250
>>14683894
Mx5anon doing another "job" for jimmy?
>>14683925
not enough smoke to be that
>>14683925
nah m8 that was yesterday ask jimmy
Whats a good manual wagon?
I have a VT commodore wagon but it's shit-o-matic.
I would want a wagon or hatchback for under 7500
>>14684218
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Holden-Commodore-VT-SEDAN-v6-Getrag-gearbox-5-Speed-Manual-Conversion-Kit-/371567625498?hash=item568328051a:g:g0EAAOxy3NBSfFJO
>>14684225
Not him but I thought of this, is it even worth it
>>14684239
Probably costs more than a vt commodore
>>14684244
But manual, built not bought etc etc
Hi /dat/, it's only taken me 2 years but I finally got rid of the up&go stains from my center-console and passenger seats.
What did you get up to today?
>>14684269
>bilt knot bort
>>14684273
ur mum lol fuckin nerd
>>14684273
I tried fixing my rear cupholders but it's fucked.
>>14684273
I feel like I accomplished something today but nothing comes to mind
>>14684273
>small victories
>>14684273
>up&go stains from my center-console and passenger seats.
Cum stains I bet.
>>14684273
Got a quote on new front 50mm lowered springs and short-stroke shocks from Pedders. Nearly $1,400, $500 of which was just installing. Thinking of buying the parts from them loose and seeing how far I can get on my own, but don't know if I need any specialty equipment to do it or if spanners and sockets and spring compressors will be enough.
>>14684385
That gives me flashbacks of when a spider crawled up my arm when I was driving. Fuck that and fuck you.
>>14684389
thanks I could help bro
>>14684389
>>14684406
thanks I could help some more bro
>>14684406
what the fuck is that
/dat/ feel when no friends
>>14684421
Looks like a well feed huntsman
>>14684425
But we're your friends, anon.
>>14684411
>SOON
>>14684444
shit man it's hard to argue with dem quads...
>>14684389
I had a redback infestation in my old car.
It was scary as fuck. There weren't a huge number of them, but when you saw one you fucking knew about it.
>>14684449
this story makes me feel good every time I read it.
>>14678277
make something yourself dude
anyone here ever copped demerits for family
tried so hard to keep a clean licence and it's all for nothing, I feel like shit, it was my only acheivement I could be proud of
>>14684474
my mummy took the points for my first speeding fine. 61 in a 50 zone total bullshit but couldn't fight it.
>>14684474
No, they can get fucked. But my wife took points for me.
>>14684481
bet she's also take the D from me
>>14684481
how is catboi?
>>14684481
yeah but not taking them is gonna fuck up family relations
i mean, i'd be driving woth all my points while others sit at home with none
>>14684474
My dad's taken points for me. What a fucking legend.
It was completely my fault as well, just got a new pair of tires and drove way out of the city to test them out, got caught doing 75 in a 60 zone on a road in the middle of nowhere.
Sucks because I usually try really hard to stay under the limit.
Who /asian gf/ here?
>>14684499
>while others sit at home with none
Maybe they should have learnt the other times. They need to be punished for being shitcunt drivers.
>>14684499
You taking those points is basically being a fag enabler.
Do you want to be a fag enabler, anon?
>>14684511
>tfw 10/10 white gf
>>14684511
That's that ASMR chick from Youtube you cunt
>>14684520
>white
>10/10
>>14684499
>Someone else fucked up - multiple times - and I am voluntarily choosing to take their punishment because I have no spine
This is you.
>>14684511
>>14684520
>tfw 10/10 qt italian gf
Good life desu, Comfy tier
>>14684529
>italian
Even worse than white
>>14684526
charge them for it like i dunno a G
>tfw want to have fun driving fast but know I'll get a fine in half a second
>tfw car's way too slow to take on a track without being ashamed of myself
>>14684511
>gf
Thanks for reminding me about something i'll never get
>>14684526
Yeah, he is a fag enabler.
>>14684555
>buy 650 lams motorcycle
>do track day
>wow so fast
>cars ruined forever
>>14684560
I want a bike, but I also want to stay alive.
>tfw pork chops and pensioner piss
>>14684564
You just need very astute alertness when riding and act like no one can see you.
>>14684560
lend a friend with 250 my 650lams
"man its so fast"
end of day
"i hate my bike"
>>14684564
and your genitals are on the inside?
>>14684570
What 250? After 9 or so months on the MC22 I'm about the higher displacement lams.
>>14684570
if he rides a bike they are. riding a bike cuts off circulation to the penis and testicles and can lead to erectile dysfunction.
>>14684571
hyosung 250, had one myself previously. parts are cheap and if its EFI reliable-ish aswell
>>14684571
>After 9 or so months on the MC22 I'm about the higher displacement lams
What?
>>14684576
>hyosung
>reliable
Nice meme
>>14684581
Missed a word, meant I'm curious
>>14684588
Isn't the mc22 at the HP limit or very close anyway?
Lmao, sent catass home with body writing only half washed off, got loads of shit from his sister.
>>14684591
It exceeds the 150kW/t limit so might be faster than 650s. Not sure
>>14684588
>>14684591
Larger displacement (650) LAMS aren't exactly a faster bike (maybe compared to the current gen 250s) but they're more geared for highway riding, and not having to shift through to top gear just to make it to 60kmph
>>14684490
>>>14684593
What happened? Did I miss a thread?
Will installing a shift gate make my shifts cleaner?
>>14684588
ever lived with one?
i crashed mine like 3 or 4 times.
my friend still has his after. . .like 4 years
>>14684605
Nah, just heard bad stuff. Mechanic pretty much has 3 permanently there getting something fixed
>>14684607
my bother in law had 3, all bad when he got them, never fixed them, then bitched that hyosung was shit.
carbed versions arent great but 2010 and up are okay, but dont buy with the intention of fixing it
>>14684597
No idea why the other anon asked about catboy.
Didn't make any sense for me. I never got any points on my license and catboy can't drive.
>>14684607
only pic i have of mine, three years ago this month.
also 3rd set of bars on it
>tfw no bf to wrench with then retire to netflix and chill
Feels bad
>>14684558
27 here and never had a gf
Tempted to suicide soon. My brain chemistry and thought patterns are fucked
>>14684626
this is probably my future t b h
>>14684626
>>14684632
hookers?
You cunts are all faggots, harden up ya weak cunts.
>>14684626
I'll be 27 in a month and a half.
I'm fucked in the head, too.
>>14684639
I don't want to waste money on some dirty hooker to put a dick into.
I just want to connect with a girl and be in a committed relationship together.
hey look cheap tracker
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/munster/motorcycles/hyosung-gtr650-trackbike-cheap-trackday-fun/1106228576
>>14684618
>those bars
kek. Just leave them upright ya dick licking faggot
>>14684649
>>14684652
hahahaha, so you guys didnt do anything dumb and cheap with cars or bikes? okay
What is "dumping the clutch"?
>>14684659
When you shit on your exes car.
>>14684659
When the clutch stops being a value between 0 and 1.
How do I get into 4WDing?
It looks like fun, but I don't know anybody who does it and I'm too autistic to meet new people.
>>14684568
>still better that what anon ate tonight
>>14684683
Usually you shift the transfer case from 2WD to 4WD H or 4WD L. Oh and dont forget to lock the front hubs.
>>14684683
>buy 4WD SUV or or ute
>drive over shit
>break stuff
It's pretty fun.
>>14684683
>buy an 44WD
>put the biggest wheels/tyres you can find on it
>drive into trees
>drive through mud puddles and don't wash your car afterwards
>????
>profit
>>14684688
>>14684689
>>14684690
But I have no idea what I'm doing.
http://www.skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2016/03/21/family-says-remains-belong-to-missing-son.html
The ultimate NEET.
>>14684689
You have no relevancy here. Please leave Mr J.W Cohen.
>>14684699
I'm forced to have to be awake during Aussie hours and I'm a shitcunt. Fite me fagguette
>>14684703
Lewd
>>14684703
>>14684706
duuuuude kit kat why does everyone cum on your families pics? They do this shit on /dbt/ as well holy fuck.
>>14684708
but /dbt/ is a greater shitpost control system than /dat/
>>14684708
Because he is an entitled jew.
Goodnight poorfags
>>14684740
>tonyposting
>>14684571
>>14684588
>>14684594
They're slightly more powerful and a lot heavier feeling. MC22 is a much faster bike in the twisties.
>>14684596
>and not having to shift through to top gear just to make it to 60kmph
Now you know that's not true.
>>14684576
>Hyoshit
>>14684797
I knew you would take the bait.
Should I stick a nismo badge on my sister's micra?
>>14684806
Its too easy, and we all know who it is
>>14684817
What about an Autech one? But more subtle.
>>14684817
You should stick your dick in her vadge
Guys, I need that pic of the CVPI sperg.
>>14684817
You should stick her dick in your vag.
>>14684806
>Bait
You're acting as if I thought you were serious.
>>14684817
>>14684710
im just telling you right now i literally got hard thinking about and masturbated to your mom and came
she's hot dude, you got to hit it
>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>people i try being friends with obviously dont want to be friendly back
its hitting hard
>>14685015
At least you have that car whatever it is.
>>14682310
Dude. Fuck I really wished pets lived a longer life. My parents got a kitten when I was born, fuck that cat was awesome, I grew up in a rat and ferret breeding family so pet deaths were normal for me at a young age. But when a cat you had since birth dies on your 18th birthday, it's fucked.
Uhh shit this is a thread about cars, right.. Uhhh..
>>14685026
18 years is a fucking long time for a cat to live
