I need a longpostguy thread tonight. Make it happen.

>bump thread so OP can have the satisfaction of rolling down the 10 pages with no replies twice

>>14670732
On look.

Shitty slow-box ford grenades.

>>14673503
Slow? Hardly. Maybe the 3 cylinders but even the base models are pretty well equipped and can really, really up and go at any given moment.
And the STs are fucking incredible.
RS is basically God tier
They've also ranked number one for reliability in the last few years, so you can shut the fuck up, fanboy

>>14673503
This. They're fucking shit. Worst car do not buy

>>14673693
What should I buy instead, then?

RS slower than the AMG and golf R.

Disappoint.

>>14673699
20 year old shitbox. Pick any one design you like, LS Swap, straight pipe.

>>14673719
Lol what do you expect, it's basically a fucking minivan. Not even worthy of comparison

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>>14673683
>ST: Less horsepower than an accord V6
>RS: a $36,000 Focus that makes less HP than a 5.0 Mustang for more
Dont even get me started on the ford interiors

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>>14673699
>muh soul
>muh passion
it's fun and small, and makes good noises

>>14673727
Get out, you're fucking cancer on this board

>>14673760
It's also incredibly gay, and a Fiat.