>buy expensive car
>barely drives it
>>14639748
>buy manual car
>stalling sound scares me so I only drive it with my mate who I pay 10/hr to teach me how to drive manual
>>14639748
>Buy car I've wanted for so long
>Never get to drive it because to busy
It's either be poor and get to drive constantly or be middle class while forced into 100+hr work weeks away from home.
Life sucks until it's too late.
>co worker goes on about his new merc
>doesn't stop talking about the DRIVING EXPERIENCE
>asks if I want to go for a spin with him
>hop into his car
>automatic
>DRIVING EXPERIENCE
>automatic
>a u t o m a t i c
Was a nice car to ride in though
>>14639855
Be a man and break your damn clutch learning how. It'll be cheaper than paying your mate.
>>14639855
You aren't going to kill anything unless your clutch is made of glass or you are literally stalling every time you come to a halt
>>14639748
>buy a high performance RWD
>drive it like a fucking Prius
A RWD, if used properly, should have rocker panels covered in burnt rubber, always. If you never drift or do burnouts in a RWD, that effectively makes you more of a pussy than a Prius driver.
>>14640271
>buy a 96 civic with 243k miles and original clutch as first car.
>learn manual on it
>275k miles and clutch works fine.
honda
>>14640331
Why is it that third world countries allow people that didn't drive manual at the driving school?
They (and you) are fucking murderers on the road.
>>14640498
US does this. I took the driving test on my sister's automatic 98 Rav4 and passed like nothing. Immediately learned manual on the road on my own.
>>14640498
Actually, here in third world countries everyone just learns manual, driving schools don't teach on automatics.
>>14640305
Do you even own a car
>>14640305
>>buy a high performance RWD
>>drive it like a fucking Prius
I do this sometimes and hope it upsets someone.
>>14640239
>middle class
>100+hours a week
What kind of shitty as pay are you making?
>>14640596
No... I own two and have likely owned more than you (Your gran turismo garage doesn't count) Most have been shitty but driven like they should, hard.
>>14640602
Ehh. Whatever makes you feel better about the lack of length and girth in your pants.
>>14640631
>Ehh. Whatever makes you feel better about the lack of length and girth in your pants.
OH SHIT
WATCH OUT
PENIS INSPECTOR IS IN THE THREAD
>>14639748
Not an expensive car, but my dad has an '06 Hyundai Tiburon GT that he bought brand new. The last time I saw it out of his garage (which was two years ago) it had 3,600 miles on it. He won't get it out if there is a cloud in the sky and you can forget about driving it to work where it would have to sit out in the sun for 8 hours and have the potential for door dings.
I just got a $30k Mustang and he keeps making comments like, 'Yeah I probably wouldn't drive it to work or anything unless you really had to, you know?'
Fuck that noise, this bitch is going to be enjoyed.
>>14640631
>Ehh. Whatever makes you feel better about the lack of length and girth in your pants.
If you were trying to compensate for a small penis with a fast car, wouldn't you drive it fast and show off?
>>14640725
yes, if anything driving slow in a capable car shows the driver has restraint
>>14640725
Not really. Kind of like how "mall crawlers" never get used off road. Not using the "performance" of a "performance" car is the same thing.
>>14640768
You know, not even the most hardcore of car enthusiasts will drive 10/10ths on the streets.
Real life isn't like the fast and the furious.
>>14640744
>yes, if anything driving slow in a capable car shows the driver has restraint
That's what makes sense to me
>>14640768
>Not really. Kind of like how "mall crawlers" never get used off road. Not using the "performance" of a "performance" car is the same thing.
There's some logic here too though.
Of course, it's all bullshit anyway and basically nobody actually uses items to compensate for their penis size.
>>14640787
You don't need to be hooning every time you drive, but you also shouldn't be buying something with 400+hp and driving it like a Prius.
~98% of "sports cars" will never see a track in their lives.
>>14639748
It's like you don't even realize cars are a vanity item.
>>14640812
not that guy, but i agree. penis size isnt the issue with it, its just idiots thinking stupid shit like a truck thats been lifted 4 feet, with tires that cost 500 each, that dual smokestack thing coming out right behind the cab, etc. is cool/good
Or stuff like >>14637586 with sporty cars
>>14640708
Tell him to fuck off, holy shit he's comparing your Mustang to a goddamn Tiburon.
>>14639855
been driving stick for nearly 10yrs now, and when i accidentally miss a gear and "grind" .... I jump cause it somehow scares me. IDK why, but it gets me every time.
>>14639855
>paying your friends to spend time with you
>>14640812
You can't deny that lifted cuck coal rollers are massively obnoxious redneck dudebro faggots, though
>>14640681
awww man I hate penis inspection day
I used to try to take a sick day at school so I could skip it
>>14640994
We couldn't get away with that at my school. Coach Badtouch would make us stay after school the next time we came in.
>>14639748
>buy prebuilt computer because don't have time to build
>barely play any games
>>14642928
Is that like having a pre-fucked wife?
>>14640587
In the netherlands most cars are manual, for the people that cant drive manual there are special drivers license which only allow the holder to drive automatic. People will make jokes of you if you hold such I license. I drive a manual mercedes and still have abit trouble with it sometimes (i got my license for a month now), but I dont really care about it. Just keep driving and you will be fine.
>>14640587
Here in the real third world, we don't have driving schools. Well we do, it's just that no one goes there because if you take a car for a spin around town you're ready for your test and fuck paying for something like that
>>14640264
ishygddt
>>14640608
Shit eater(aka trucker)
I'm a cuck for big companies.
>>14648124
Jesus man, I'd be making nearly six figures with that much overtime.
>>14648184
>this
>>14639748
I feel strong sexual desires for that cat.
Is that normal?
>>14652860
you are not alone my friend
